Monsters vs. Aliens 1x42

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Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

Dr. Cockroach creates a spray to give the president more authority.

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1. - la cucarachais down.

2. Secure the area.

3. Area secured. Send in whiner baby.

4. - Guys, I told you I hate that code name.

5. - Excuse me, but could someone explain

6. Why my lower thorax is being crushed?

7. - Sorry. - Leave us.

8. - You heard whiner baby. Roll out.

9. - Nobody respects my authority.

10. - An odd statement, mr. President,

11. Considering you are—

12. Well, you are the president.

13. it doesn't mean what it used to.

14. Do you know what my typical day is like?

15. Listen up, mr. Speaker.

16. It's my way or the—hello?

17. Margaret, coffee. - Not my job, sir.

18. Get your own. - No, ike—no, outside.

19. oh.

20. Bad dog. Very bad dog.

21. Margaret! - Pick it up yourself, sir.

22. Nobody pays attention to me.

23. - Wha—were you saying something?

24. - Doctor, this is a crisis.

25. I need to ask the country

26. To make some hard sacrifices,

27. And I'm just not authoritative enough.

28. Give me some authority.

29. Make people do what I say.

30. - Anybody see my mepod?

31. I can't remember where I plugged it in.

32. - Shh. President is talking.

33. - So, my fellow americans,

34. Today, I am asking you

35. To cut back on the french fries.

36. Seriously, you really don't need them with every meal.

37. - Yes, sir. - This is weird.

38. Usually, the president's speech is just so boring,

39. I—

40. sorry, I fell asleep

41. Just thinking about them. - I know.

42. But this time, there was something about the president,

43. Like—like he exuded this—this—

44. - Authority? - Yes, exactly.

45. I wanted to do whatever he said.

46. - dr. C.

47. You're laughing in an I-did-something-mad-science-y

48. Kind of way.

49. - I may have helped the president a wee bit.

50. - Uh-oh. - You see, I gave him

51. The air of authority.

52. - The air of authority?

53. - A delicate cologne with hints of sandalwood spice

54. And the ability to make everyone do

55. Exactly what you say.

56. - You didn't. - I did.

57. But worry not, susan, the effect lasts but a few hours.

58. - I swear, am I the only person around here

59. With any sense of responsibility?

60. - What?

61. - Nobody should have that kind of power.

62. It's too dangerous. - But, susan—

63. - You know I'm right.

64. Lock that authority stuff up for good.

65. If it fell into the wrong hands,

66. Who knows what could happen?

67. - Oh, I have a few ideas.

68. Um, hello?

69. Your shrink ray stinks.

70. - Hush mode. - Activating hush mode!

71. Now!

72. what?

73. - Shh.

74. - At last. The air of authority.

75. - Yo, coverton. - Oh, no.

76. B.O.B.!

77. - Uh, have you seen my mepod?

78. I plugged it in somewhere.

79. I just can't remember where.

80. Oh, hey, check it. I'm like a firefly's butt.

81. - What's all the noise?

82. Coverton, what are you doing here?

83. - You were up to something sneaky.

84. You got that sneaky look on your face...

85. - Mm. - And your feet.

86. See it? Sneaky.

87. The air of authority is missing.

88. - You weaselly hover jerk.

89. - No, no, no, no.

90. No, I was just doing something

91. Extremely innocent that I will think of

92. If you give me a moment.

93. - Guys, based on absolutely nothing,

94. I feel we should believe coverton.

95. - I—you do?

96. - Gee, b.O.B, now that you say it,

97. I think you're right.

98. - Really? - Yeah.

99. My first instinct was to launch coverton

100. Back into space with my twin booster rockets,

101. Sha-bing and sha-bang. Mwah.

102. But then, I listened to what b.O.B had to say

103. And realized, "wow, I need to learn to trust."

104. - B.O.B. Is after all the authority

105. On the subject of coverton.

106. - And really all subjects, right?

107. - Oh, yeah. Totally.

108. - Wait.

109. Is the air of authority affecting me?

110. B.O.B., tell us to do something.

111. - Okay. Make funny noises.

112. - Oh, fascinating.

113. - You know what else is fascinating?

114. Cake.

115. - Me likey cake. - Yes!

116. - I'm enthralled by frosted baked goods.

117. - I also like hats.

118. Hey, wouldn't it be great

119. If there were cake hats?

120. let's go make some.

121. - Genius.

122. - Mm, not at all what I had planned,

123. But it'll work.

124. - What the ding-dong-diddly are you people doing?

125. - The conga.

126. - And just why are you wasting taxpayer dollars

127. On cake hats and latin dance?

128. - B.O.B. Told us to.

129. - I did.

130. - Sounds like a fine idea to me.

131. - I don't know why I'm not affected.

132. My genetically superior telekinetic brain, I suppose.

133. Mm, point is they're all listening

134. To the idiot, and the idiot

135. Listens to me.

136. I can't think of a better opportunity

137. To bring earth to its knees.

138. Coverton down!

139. Hug.

140. - Come on. Bring it in.

141. Hug.

142. - I love hug time.

143. - B.O.B., check it out.

144. I painted a flower just like you said.

145. - Susan, that's nice.

146. I want to acknowledge the effort,

147. But when I said you should paint flowers,

148. I meant you should paint flowers.

149. See? - And now, coverton strikes.

150. - Here's a hug.

151. - Ooh, say, b.O.B.

152. You know what goes great with cake?

153. Ice cream.

154. Might I suggest an ice cream social

155. In the mess hall?

156. - Hm, I mean, yeah, the whole ice cream social thing

157. Is kind of old-timey, but let me

158. Put my special b.O.B. Spin on this.

159. Hey, everybody.

160. B.O.B. Here.

161. Meet at the mess hall at oh-right-now-hundred hours

162. For a fish and sour cream social.

163. Yay!

164. - You coming, buddy?

165. - I'll be along momentarily, buddy.

166. Sometimes, it's just too easy.

167. And now, for my favorite tune,

168. "power core meltdown."

169. Ah, ha!

170. - Warning: Power core has become unstable.

171. T-minus ten minutes to catastrophic implosion.

172. - That could burn a hole right through the earth's crust.

173. - And destroy all life on your planet.

174. - What should we do, b.O.B?

175. - I say we pretend it's not happening

176. And hope it goes away.

177. Yay!

178. - T-minus eight minutes to catastrophic implosion.

179. - Not for coverton.

180. Buh-bye, earth.

181. Escape pod, activate.

182. Initiate launch sequence.

183. Oh, and for my in-flight meal,

184. Let's go with a goblet of blatoxinal juice

185. And seared gurgle beast.

186. - unable to comply.

187. - What? Is the gurgle beast not fresh?

188. - No power. Shutting down.

189. - How can it not have power?

190. I always keep it plugged in.

191. "charging mepod.

192. Doo not un-ploog."

193. B.O.B.!

194. - Warning: T-minus seven minutes

195. To catastrophic implosion.

196. - Ah!

197. Floog-nog! It's not working.

198. Someone is going to have to actually go

199. Into the core and re-route the power coils.

200. And that someone has to be...

201. Dr. Cockroach, you must save us.

202. - Sorry, b.O.B. Told me to pretend it's not happening

203. And hope it goes away.

204. A most sensible plan.

205. - You, prehistoric fish-man.

206. Surely, you will save us.

207. - Who am I going to listen to?

208. My authoritative blue bud or you?

209. Dude, you're not even wearing a cake hat.

210. - B.O.B., please, I beg you,

211. Tell them to fix the power core.

212. - Coverton, buddy, you look tense.

213. Dig in. - Mm.

214. It does look rather tasty—

215. No! Must save coverton!

216. - warning.

217. T-minus four minutes to catastrophic implosion.

218. - Oh, that doesn't look fun at all.

219. Oh.

220. - T-minus three minutes to catastrophic implosion.

221. It burns!

222. - Here's another thought I had.

223. what if we all talk like this?

224. - well, that's a good idea, b.O.B.,

225. But...

226. I can't do it.

227. Don't hate, everybody, but seems kinda dumb?

228. No offense, b.O.B. - Oh, none taken.

229. - All right, since we're speaking our minds,

230. I've been getting crumbs in my hair all day,

231. And it's starting to make me crazy.

232. - Guys, well, why didn't you say so before?

233. - Well, you seemed so authoritative and—

234. it was the air of authority.

235. Thank goodness the effects are only temporary.

236. - The air of what now?

237. Doctor, was I prancing and hugging

238. And wearing a dumb cake on my noggin

239. 'cause of some lame-brained invention of yours?

240. - Well, I don't know if you'd call

241. A high-end fragrance an invention, but—

242. - Warning: T-minus one minute to catastrophic implosion.

243. - This is not our top concern at the moment.

244. Someone needs to get into the core and re-route—

245. - Never mind. - My toes.

246. My precious toes. - Someone's already doing it.

247. - Catastrophic implosion in five, four,

248. Three, two...

249. Catastrophic implosion averted.

250. - So tender.

251. So very, very raw.

252. - Coverton.

253. - All this time, I thought you wanted

254. To destroy the earth, and here you are saving it.

255. Way to go. - Up high, alien guy.

256. - Well done, sir.

257. - All right.