1. Male announcer: And now,
nickelodeon and dreamworks'
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2. Monsters vs. Aliens.
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3. - Oh, yeah,
it's freaky.
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4. - It is incoming,
it is on fire,
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5. And it feels neither
remorse nor mercy.
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6. It is dodge ball,
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7. And so help me,
I do love it.
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8. Whoo, ha!
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9. Throw your ball,
don't get hit,
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10. Anything else goes.
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11. - Anything goes, you say?
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12. - No rules.
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13. Just-a the way-a
I like it.
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14. Hope you wanted
some big, red,
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15. Dodge-ball-shaped tattoos
on your butt.
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16. - Oh, ho.
That sounds awesome.
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17. We should get those.
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18. - Question:
If we're gonna play
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19. Monsters vs. Aliens
dodge ball,
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20. Shouldn't there be
a ball?
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21. - What?
I put out three balls
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22. Before I even called you
in here.
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23. Where did—
- commence treachery!
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24. - Dodge.
- Hey.
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25. You can't just—
we hadn't even started yet.
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26. - We were very efficient.
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27. I drew pictures.
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28. - Anything goes.
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29. - That is indeed
the name of the game.
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30. Link, b.O.B., doctor,
you're out.
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31. - Butt tattoo time.
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32. - Wait, I'm low priority?
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33. I'm the stinking
team leader.
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34. - oh, no, you—
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35. Ah!
Oof!
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36. dang.
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37. - Nothing personal, susan.
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38. We simply took out
the real threats first.
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39. Smartest...
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40. - Guilty.
- Strongest...
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41. - You got
that right, toes.
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42. - And most unpredictable.
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43. - Dodge.
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44. - Your only power
is to make yourself
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45. An even bigger target.
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46. Of course you'd be the last
to pick off.
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47. - Last pick.
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48. - For our dodge ball team's
last pick,
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49. We'll take
the practice dummy.
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50. - What?
But it can't even dodge.
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51. - That makes two of you.
Ha, ha!
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52. - Elementary school recess.
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53. I've been
last pick before.
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54. It made me angry.
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55. - Yes, well, that's fascinating.
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56. We're going to throw balls
at you now.
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57. - But you know what I did
with that anger?
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58. I learned to play
the heck out of dodge ball.
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59. - Wow.
- Cheater.
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60. I call cheater.
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61. - Takes one to know one.
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62. - Precisely.
I should know.
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63. - She left
the rampage room.
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64. Surely that is out-of-bounds.
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65. - Anything goes.
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66. - Let the hunt begin.
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67. Vornicarn, come,
we must deliver
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68. A flaming ball of pain.
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69. - I wouldn't get
too worked up.
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70. She's all by
her lonesome
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71. With no dodge ball.
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72. - Laugh it up, bread-head.
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73. Storm's a-comin'.
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74. 100% chance
of dodge ball,
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75. And you ain't got
an umbrella.
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76. - Uh, suze?
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77. It's really freaky when
you talk in the walls like that.
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78. - Sorry.
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79. - Need any help?
Enemy intel?
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80. Misinformation?
Trash talk?
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81. - I've been practicing
my insults.
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82. Hey, is that a ham,
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83. Or did your face just—
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84. Wait, it's probably
just a ham.
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85. Are you holding a ham?
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86. Ah, he was just holding
a ham.
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87. - We may be eliminated,
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88. But we are still
your teammates.
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89. - Right now,
I don't have teammates.
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90. I have a mission.
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91. And this time,
it's personal.
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92. - Bye, susan!
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93. Play safe.
We'll save you some ham.
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94. - Ball at the ready, sqweep?
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95. At the ready.
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96. There she is!
Fire!
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97. - Deepest apologies.
- Yes, yes.
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98. My mistake—
there she is!
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99. - Yet again, we are very sorry
for this mistake.
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100. - I can't help it
if all earth females look ali—
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101. There she is!
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102. ow.
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103. Henry ain't a lady.
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104. - And that is why
we do not strike
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105. Until we have
a confirmed target, vornicarn.
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106. - huh? Vornicarn?
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107. - Vornicarn!
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108. - What's going—
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109. Sorry, it's just—
it's kind of hilarious.
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110. - "now, I have a dodge ball.
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111. Ha, ha, ha."
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112. - Way to go, susan.
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113. - One down,
three to go.
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114. - You have no way of proving
this was susan.
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115. Uh, perhaps it was
an industrial accident.
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116. - "sincerely, susan.
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117. 'heart.'
p.S. You're next."
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118. - Vornicarn, you're out.
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119. - heh.
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120. - Someone insulted
the wrong lady.
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121. Susan.
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122. Heed the squaring
of sta'abi.
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123. This ball will taste
the flesh
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124. Of your soft earth belly.
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125. - Nuh-uh.
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126. - I know.
Wall talkin'.
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127. Totally freaky, right?
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128. Ha!
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129. Ah!
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130. ha.
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131. not a lady!
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132. Ooh.
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133. Ah!
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134. Hm.
The target is wounded.
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135. Good.
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136. - Tuesday, I make
the borsch.
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137. - My borsch.
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138. - Sta'abi, you're out.
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139. I love my dodge ball.
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140. - Ooh.
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141. - I'm coming for you, coverton.
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142. And dodge ball's
coming with me.
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143. Huh?
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144. - Oh, dear.
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145. Guess who's got all
the spherical projectile again.
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146. In your face, susan.
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147. Do-over?
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148. - Oh!
- I believe we are losing now.
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149. - Unacceptable.
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150. I refuse
to be defeated
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151. By one human woman
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152. With a simple
rubber orb.
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153. Ooh.
Devious idea alert.
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154. - Proceed.
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155. - Surely, a child genius
like you
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156. Could find some way
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157. To weaponize
these dodge balls.
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158. Hm?
- That sounds dangerous.
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159. - Well, then I suppose
we'll just have to admit
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160. She's outsmarted us.
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161. - I am on it.
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162. We really should do
a full lab test
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163. Before taking these
into the field.
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164. - No time.
She could be anywhere.
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165. - Whoo!
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166. Ah!
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167. - Ah, susan.
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168. I see you've met
our first modified dodge ball,
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169. A human-seeking missile
I call "bash-susan hunter."
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170. - oh, look.
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171. And here's his twin brother
zippy fast-o.
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172. - Ah!
- Increased acceleration
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173. With each impact.
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174. Not even you
can dodge it forever.
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175. Ah!
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176. No!
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177. - I forfeit.
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178. Ah!
Dodge.
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179. - I don't play
for forfeits.
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180. - Sqweep, you're out.
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181. Nicely aimed, susan.
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182. - I aim
to make you hurt.
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183. - Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Not so fast, susan.
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184. You're still holding
my ultimate backup plan.
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185. I call him
"boom, boom, wah!
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186. bye, bye."
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187. If you throw
that ball,
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188. The ensuing explosion
will vaporize everything
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189. Within a 50-mile radius.
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190. - Coverton, you maniac.
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191. - Oh, calm your antennae.
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192. She's not going
to throw it.
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193. She has no choice
but to give up
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194. And declare me
the winner.
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195. isn't that right, susan?
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196. - Boom.
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197. - Wait a minute.
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198. When did we go
from crazy awesome
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199. To crazy crazy?
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200. I surrender!
You win!
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201. It's not worth
exploding over.
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202. - I told you...
I don't play for forfeits.
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203. - Back it down, ginormica.
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204. That is an order.
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205. - Try and stop me.
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206. - Curse your expertly honed
dodging skills.
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207. - Susan, I know you think
this will heal
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208. The trauma
of being last pick.
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209. But will it?
Will it really?
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210. - Yes.
- Wow!
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211. That's great.
You go right ahead then, sister.
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212. - Stop her,
you mindless goo-bag!
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213. - Who's last pick now, chump?
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214. - Coverton, you're out!
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215. Victory, team monster,
but mostly susan.
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216. - What?
But—but she can't do that.
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217. That was an eyeball.
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218. - Anything goes.
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219. - Sorry, b.O.B.
I needed a loaner.
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220. Forgive me?
- You monster.
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221. wait, sorry.
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222. Mixing up words again.
You the monster.
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223. Yeah.
Go, susan.
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