Monsters vs. Aliens 1x41

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Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

Monger gathers everyone for a game of dodge ball.

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1. Male announcer: And now, nickelodeon and dreamworks'

2. Monsters vs. Aliens.

3. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

4. - It is incoming, it is on fire,

5. And it feels neither remorse nor mercy.

6. It is dodge ball,

7. And so help me, I do love it.

8. Whoo, ha!

9. Throw your ball, don't get hit,

10. Anything else goes.

11. - Anything goes, you say?

12. - No rules.

13. Just-a the way-a I like it.

14. Hope you wanted some big, red,

15. Dodge-ball-shaped tattoos on your butt.

16. - Oh, ho. That sounds awesome.

17. We should get those.

18. - Question: If we're gonna play

19. Monsters vs. Aliens dodge ball,

20. Shouldn't there be a ball?

21. - What? I put out three balls

22. Before I even called you in here.

23. Where did— - commence treachery!

24. - Dodge. - Hey.

25. You can't just— we hadn't even started yet.

26. - We were very efficient.

27. I drew pictures.

28. - Anything goes.

29. - That is indeed the name of the game.

30. Link, b.O.B., doctor, you're out.

31. - Butt tattoo time.

32. - Wait, I'm low priority?

33. I'm the stinking team leader.

34. - oh, no, you—

35. Ah! Oof!

36. dang.

37. - Nothing personal, susan.

38. We simply took out the real threats first.

39. Smartest...

40. - Guilty. - Strongest...

41. - You got that right, toes.

42. - And most unpredictable.

43. - Dodge.

44. - Your only power is to make yourself

45. An even bigger target.

46. Of course you'd be the last to pick off.

47. - Last pick.

48. - For our dodge ball team's last pick,

49. We'll take the practice dummy.

50. - What? But it can't even dodge.

51. - That makes two of you. Ha, ha!

52. - Elementary school recess.

53. I've been last pick before.

54. It made me angry.

55. - Yes, well, that's fascinating.

56. We're going to throw balls at you now.

57. - But you know what I did with that anger?

58. I learned to play the heck out of dodge ball.

59. - Wow. - Cheater.

60. I call cheater.

61. - Takes one to know one.

62. - Precisely. I should know.

63. - She left the rampage room.

64. Surely that is out-of-bounds.

65. - Anything goes.

66. - Let the hunt begin.

67. Vornicarn, come, we must deliver

68. A flaming ball of pain.

69. - I wouldn't get too worked up.

70. She's all by her lonesome

71. With no dodge ball.

72. - Laugh it up, bread-head.

73. Storm's a-comin'.

74. 100% chance of dodge ball,

75. And you ain't got an umbrella.

76. - Uh, suze?

77. It's really freaky when you talk in the walls like that.

78. - Sorry.

79. - Need any help? Enemy intel?

80. Misinformation? Trash talk?

81. - I've been practicing my insults.

82. Hey, is that a ham,

83. Or did your face just—

84. Wait, it's probably just a ham.

85. Are you holding a ham?

86. Ah, he was just holding a ham.

87. - We may be eliminated,

88. But we are still your teammates.

89. - Right now, I don't have teammates.

90. I have a mission.

91. And this time, it's personal.

92. - Bye, susan!

93. Play safe. We'll save you some ham.

94. - Ball at the ready, sqweep?

95. At the ready.

96. There she is! Fire!

97. - Deepest apologies. - Yes, yes.

98. My mistake— there she is!

99. - Yet again, we are very sorry for this mistake.

100. - I can't help it if all earth females look ali—

101. There she is!

102. ow.

103. Henry ain't a lady.

104. - And that is why we do not strike

105. Until we have a confirmed target, vornicarn.

106. - huh? Vornicarn?

107. - Vornicarn!

108. - What's going—

109. Sorry, it's just— it's kind of hilarious.

110. - "now, I have a dodge ball.

111. Ha, ha, ha."

112. - Way to go, susan.

113. - One down, three to go.

114. - You have no way of proving this was susan.

115. Uh, perhaps it was an industrial accident.

116. - "sincerely, susan.

117. 'heart.' p.S. You're next."

118. - Vornicarn, you're out.

119. - heh.

120. - Someone insulted the wrong lady.

121. Susan.

122. Heed the squaring of sta'abi.

123. This ball will taste the flesh

124. Of your soft earth belly.

125. - Nuh-uh.

126. - I know. Wall talkin'.

127. Totally freaky, right?

128. Ha!

129. Ah!

130. ha.

131. not a lady!

132. Ooh.

133. Ah!

134. Hm. The target is wounded.

135. Good.

136. - Tuesday, I make the borsch.

137. - My borsch.

138. - Sta'abi, you're out.

139. I love my dodge ball.

140. - Ooh.

141. - I'm coming for you, coverton.

142. And dodge ball's coming with me.

143. Huh?

144. - Oh, dear.

145. Guess who's got all the spherical projectile again.

146. In your face, susan.

147. Do-over?

148. - Oh! - I believe we are losing now.

149. - Unacceptable.

150. I refuse to be defeated

151. By one human woman

152. With a simple rubber orb.

153. Ooh. Devious idea alert.

154. - Proceed.

155. - Surely, a child genius like you

156. Could find some way

157. To weaponize these dodge balls.

158. Hm? - That sounds dangerous.

159. - Well, then I suppose we'll just have to admit

160. She's outsmarted us.

161. - I am on it.

162. We really should do a full lab test

163. Before taking these into the field.

164. - No time. She could be anywhere.

165. - Whoo!

166. Ah!

167. - Ah, susan.

168. I see you've met our first modified dodge ball,

169. A human-seeking missile I call "bash-susan hunter."

170. - oh, look.

171. And here's his twin brother zippy fast-o.

172. - Ah! - Increased acceleration

173. With each impact.

174. Not even you can dodge it forever.

175. Ah!

176. No!

177. - I forfeit.

178. Ah! Dodge.

179. - I don't play for forfeits.

180. - Sqweep, you're out.

181. Nicely aimed, susan.

182. - I aim to make you hurt.

183. - Uh, uh, uh, uh. Not so fast, susan.

184. You're still holding my ultimate backup plan.

185. I call him "boom, boom, wah!

186. bye, bye."

187. If you throw that ball,

188. The ensuing explosion will vaporize everything

189. Within a 50-mile radius.

190. - Coverton, you maniac.

191. - Oh, calm your antennae.

192. She's not going to throw it.

193. She has no choice but to give up

194. And declare me the winner.

195. isn't that right, susan?

196. - Boom.

197. - Wait a minute.

198. When did we go from crazy awesome

199. To crazy crazy?

200. I surrender! You win!

201. It's not worth exploding over.

202. - I told you... I don't play for forfeits.

203. - Back it down, ginormica.

204. That is an order.

205. - Try and stop me.

206. - Curse your expertly honed dodging skills.

207. - Susan, I know you think this will heal

208. The trauma of being last pick.

209. But will it? Will it really?

210. - Yes. - Wow!

211. That's great. You go right ahead then, sister.

212. - Stop her, you mindless goo-bag!

213. - Who's last pick now, chump?

214. - Coverton, you're out!

215. Victory, team monster, but mostly susan.

216. - What? But—but she can't do that.

217. That was an eyeball.

218. - Anything goes.

219. - Sorry, b.O.B. I needed a loaner.

220. Forgive me? - You monster.

221. wait, sorry.

222. Mixing up words again. You the monster.

223. Yeah. Go, susan.