Monsters vs. Aliens 1x40

Directed by

Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

The monsters and the aliens are introduced to Rule-Bot when Monger goes away for the weekend.

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1. - It's finally here, boys. Today's the day!

2. You have no idea what today is the day of... Do you?

3. - Not a clue. - Not really, no.

4. - January 43rd!

5. - Today's the day monger is going off base for the weekend,

6. Which means he'll be putting someone in charge

7. While he's away. Get ready, guys.

8. Today is susan murphy's time to shine!

9. - Yeah! - All right!

10. - I object!

11. The giantess can barely control her own monsters.

12. If anyone is to be left in command, it should be me.

13. - Pbbbt.

14. - You know, on my planet,

15. This is an extremely insulting gesture!

16. - Enough! Coverton,

17. I've already made up my mind.

18. The one I'm leaving in charge is—

19. - Sta-a-a-abi! - No-o-o-o.

20. The rule-bot 9000.

21. - What the what?

22. - What is this rule-bot?

23. - Fascinating.

24. It appears to be some sort of prehistoric computing device.

25. - The rule-bot ain't just any comp-u-box.

26. I had it built back in the cold war

27. To assume command in case of catastrophic

28. World-ending events. - Paradox!

29. If the world ended, who would be alive for it to command?

30. - Nosy-bodies like you who ask too many questions!

31. Now, clam up! The rule-bot's been programmed

32. To enforce every rule and regulation in the book.

33. Observe.

34. rule violation 34-b, litterbug!

35. hot dog almighty!

36. That was bleeding tech back in the day,

37. And I can't think of a better person

38. To leave in charge.

39. - But it's not even a person.

40. - At ease, soldiers.

41. Don't burn the base down while I'm away!

42. - ugh!

43. - Look on the bright side, suze.

44. This thing can't possibly be worse

45. Than if coverton was in charge. So there's that, right?

46. - Rule violation 16-d. Unsanitary consumption.

47. Rule violation 22-g. Buck naked in public area.

48. - Ah! My skivvies!

49. - Rule violation 49-c. - Ah!

50. - Mixing hazardous chemicals.

51. - helmets must be worn

52. During combat drills.

53. - Violation! Unaccompanied minor without hall pass.

54. - Rule violation. Rule violation!

55. Rule violation! - Make it stop!

56. - Obey or face punishment!

57. - Move it, people. We've got a rule box to whomp.

58. - Guys, it's not that bad.

59. - It's gone rule-mad, susan.

60. Months of careless experiment planning,

61. And boom! Gone!

62. I meant careful planning, of course.

63. - Yeah, and ever since I started wearing clothes,

64. I have to use my other senses to see who I'm talking to,

65. Like taste.

66. - I get enforcing normal rules,

67. But this thing's just a power-mad nitpicker.

68. - Agreed.

69. - Annoying noise machine

70. Will not let sta'abi make combat.

71. - I don't even know what a hall pass is.

72. - Yes and it scolded me for planning an invasion!

73. Of privacy.

74. Love those celebrity gossip sites.

75. who's there?

76. - Rule violation 54-c. No licking.

77. - Okay. What's the deal, man?

78. Why are you busting our chops for rules that don't matter?

79. - Rule-bot does not compute.

80. - Okay, that's retro, but— - all rules matter.

81. Obey rules or you will face punishment.

82. - It's scientifically impossible to obey all your rules.

83. - Subject susan has not yet committed a single violation.

84. - What? I'm a good girl.

85. teacher's pet.

86. - Look, monger put the rule-bot in charge.

87. It's only for one weekend, so let's just deal, 'kay?

88. - Oh, we gonna deal.

89. - Violators... Everywhere.

90. - There, that must be the manual shutdown.

91. - All right now, focus.

92. This is for reals, not for plays.

93. We gotta be stealthy, like the night.

94. - Yeah! - All right!

95. - Who's your monsters? We your monsters!

96. - Cpu checkmate!

97. - Slo-mo victory five? Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

98. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

99. Still not there. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

100. Yeah.

101. So guessing that button just resets it, huh?

102. - I'm sorry, what? - Rule violators!

103. Violators will be punished!

104. - He did it! - It was his idea!

105. - violators!

106. - Susan, it's being mean! Make it stop!

107. - Um... Okay, uh...

108. Mr. Bot, link and cockroach are sorry for whatever they did.

109. And if you leave them alone,

110. I promise to make sure they behave from now on.

111. You can trust me. Like you said,

112. I haven't broken any rules.

113. - Untied shoes are a violation of dress code 37-a!

114. Rule breaker!

115. - Okay, it's just being mean.

116. - You will obey all rules or you will be punished!

117. - Punished? How exactly?

118. - Um... With punishment!

119. - Yeah, but specifically, how?

120. - You dare question rule-bot? You will get double punishment!

121. - Oh, I dare.

122. Come on with the details already.

123. - T-t-t-triple punishment!

124. There, rule-bot has decided and will leave now.

125. - Wait, you can't really punish us at all, can you?

126. - Say what?

127. - No, rule-bot can punish.

128. Rule-bot just doesn't feel like it right now.

129. - Wait, so let me get this straight.

130. All this thing can do is yell at us?

131. - Has it been doing anything else?

132. - Well, that kinda changes things.

133. - Ha! Victory belongs to sta'abi!

134. - No horseplay in work areas. Illegal pop and locking.

135. - Oh, stop being such a fuddy-duddy.

136. - Rule-bot has learned humiliation.

137. - Link, you might be pushing this a bit.

138. You don't even see coverton goofing off this much.

139. - This is my conquering dance.

140. Mm.

141. Oh! Oh!

142. Infernal gravity!

143. - Pushing it. - Chill, suze.

144. We'll speed-clean before monger gets home.

145. Besides, it's not like that rule box

146. Can take itself out of the wall or anything.

147. Huh?

148. Rule-bot is upgraded!

149. - look out!

150. - Ah!

151. - A force field?

152. I didn't know I had one of those.

153. - Rule breaker!

154. - That's an epsilon class rump massager.

155. It can't poss—

156. - Time to go! Ugh!

157. - Who rules the rule-bot? No one!

158. Rule-bot rules all!

159. Moo-hoo-hah hah hah hah!

160. - Okay, I've got a plan to save my team,

161. But I'll need your help.

162. Oh, goody. I heart monsters.

163. Hope again.

164. - You know, maybe you're right.

165. I doubt even a mind as brilliant as yours

166. Could defeat the rule-bot.

167. - Oh, do you honestly think reverse psychology

168. Will work on an alien mind?

169. - An alien that can't outthink a robot.

170. - Yes, I can! I can and I will show you!

171. Come, insignificant human.

172. I shall lead us to glory and victory!

173. That took the hairs! All the hairs!

174. - Now, tell rule-bot.

175. What punishment options do you prefer?

176. "a," laser punishment? "b," bazooka punishment?

177. - Or "c," rule-bot punishment.

178. - Archaic bot, you have challenged

179. Earth's greatest coverton to combat.

180. Now, feast upon the doom of your mistake!

181. Oh!

182. rule-bot's turn to punish!

183. Change of plans! Everyone for themselves!

184. Ah!

185. ugh!

186. - Ha ha ha! Rule-bot laughs at you.

187. Did you really think an alien could outthink a computer?

188. - Mm, nope. That was just my distraction.

189. Your shoes are untied.

190. which means

191. You just broke a rule!

192. - No! No! Illogical!

193. Rule-bot cannot break...

194. ru-u-ules!

195. Oh.

196. - You guys all right? - Huzzah, susan!

197. Brilliant plan! - Retro.

198. - Yay! - Suze,

199. You may not be monger's choice for substitute leader,

200. But as far as team monster goes, you'll always be ours.

201. - Thanks, guys. - Oh, please,

202. I led the attack. This is my doing!

203. Coverton did this!

204. - You destroyed my rule-bot?

205. - General? No!

206. It's not what it seems, you know.

207. I-I-I can fi—

208. Ugh!