1. Male announcer: And now,
nickelodeon and dreamworks'Copy !req
2. Monsters vs. Aliens.Copy !req
3. - Oh, yeah,
it's freaky.Copy !req
4. - The game's
five-card hogwash, boys.Copy !req
5. Jacks are fours,
and bushy eyebrows are wild.Copy !req
6. Dealer bats first.Copy !req
7. Play cards!Copy !req
8. - Uh, buddy,Copy !req
9. So why you all stretched out?Copy !req
10. - Whoa, my butt's gone.
Where'd it go?Copy !req
11. - It would seem
this is a case for...Copy !req
12. The monstery mystery club!Copy !req
13. - Whoo-whodunit!Copy !req
14. - Nice logo.Copy !req
15. I dig the colors.Copy !req
16. - Ahh!Copy !req
17. - Ah, mystery solved.Copy !req
18. Susan's the culprit.Copy !req
19. - It's always the giant ones.Copy !req
20. I'm trying...Copy !req
21. To get b.O.B...Copy !req
22. Into...Copy !req
23. The bath!Copy !req
24. - Oh, now I remember.Copy !req
25. Yeah, I totally
ran away from her.Copy !req
26. Good times.Copy !req
27. Save me!Copy !req
28. - Oof!Copy !req
29. - Feel free
to jump in here, guys.Copy !req
30. - Give it up, suze.
B.O.B. Is not a bath guy.Copy !req
31. - Indeed.
Persistence is futile.Copy !req
32. - Seriously?Copy !req
33. Come on!Copy !req
34. Wait, where did he—Copy !req
35. - Hi!Copy !req
36. Hey, you know, you're sinuses
are immaculate, suze.Copy !req
37. - Ahh!Copy !req
38. Oh, how I enjoy displays
of utter incompetence.Copy !req
39. - Whatevs, coverton.Copy !req
40. You're just cranky
'cause your headCopy !req
41. Smells like rotten
gym shorts.Copy !req
42. - Burn!Copy !req
43. - Foolish earth dweller.Copy !req
44. That aroma
controls my telekinesis.Copy !req
45. - Whoo—Copy !req
46. Ahh!Copy !req
47. - Without it,
my mind would createCopy !req
48. A hurricane of psionic forceCopy !req
49. That would be
the end of us all,Copy !req
50. So go kiss a floognarg!Copy !req
51. - Better burn!Copy !req
52. - It was.Copy !req
53. - Come on, b.O.B.Copy !req
54. If you don't take a bath,Copy !req
55. You'll wind up like coverton.Copy !req
56. - Whoa, like coverton?Copy !req
57. You don't
mean I'll become...Copy !req
58. Cranky?Copy !req
59. - Cranky?
- Cranky!Copy !req
60. Being cranky is my worst fear
in the world, susan!Copy !req
61. Wait.Copy !req
62. Are you saying baths
cure crankiness?Copy !req
63. - Well, if it'll get you
to take a bath, sure—Copy !req
64. - Don't say another word!Copy !req
65. I'm a believer!Copy !req
66. Out of the way, people!Copy !req
67. Incoming!Copy !req
68. - Ooh, looking sharp, big blue.Copy !req
69. - Oh, thanks, susan.Copy !req
70. You really saved me back there.Copy !req
71. - Aw, don't mention—Copy !req
72. - B.O.B.!Copy !req
73. - You were looking
kind of cranky earlier, susan,Copy !req
74. But don't worry.Copy !req
75. A bath will cure you in no time!Copy !req
76. - In a world
filthy with cranky people...Copy !req
77. One b.O.B.
Knows how to cure them.Copy !req
78. His weapon?Copy !req
79. Bath time.Copy !req
80. Hold tight,
you miserable cranks.Copy !req
81. Old b.O.B.'s coming to save you.Copy !req
82. Onwards!Copy !req
83. Clang!Copy !req
84. Backwards!Copy !req
85. - Ahh!Copy !req
86. - Whoa!Copy !req
87. - Oh!Copy !req
88. - There's soap in my eyes!Copy !req
89. - Not the loofah!Copy !req
90. - Huh?
What?Copy !req
91. - What in sam hill?Copy !req
92. - B.O.B., why are you
hogwashing my troops?Copy !req
93. - Cranky.Copy !req
94. - Holster that scrubber,
solider!Copy !req
95. That's an order!Copy !req
96. - Uh-oh.
See you!Copy !req
97. Ow!Copy !req
98. Walk it off.
Walk it off!Copy !req
99. A-ha, I'm already
in the shower!Copy !req
100. You can't get me!Copy !req
101. "a shower is not a bath."Copy !req
102. - Mama monger!Copy !req
103. - Monsters, I am not
a happy general!Copy !req
104. B.O.B.'s little
soaker stuntsCopy !req
105. Have cost joe taxpayer
millions in damages!Copy !req
106. On top of all that,Copy !req
107. My fingers are so pruney,Copy !req
108. I can't even pilot
my jetpack properly!Copy !req
109. Ahh!Copy !req
110. - If you're so mad, then why
you still wearing the cap?Copy !req
111. - This is
leave-in conditioner, son.Copy !req
112. Soldiers follow instructions!Copy !req
113. - Thank you, sir!Copy !req
114. Anti-cranky mission
nearly complete.Copy !req
115. Cranky?
- What now?Copy !req
116. - Yeah, susan told me
baths cure crankiness.Copy !req
117. - Ah, floognarg.Copy !req
118. General, forgive the intrusion,Copy !req
119. But I heard you were having
a monster problem.Copy !req
120. May I suggest
relocating the blob?Copy !req
121. The center of the sun
is delightful this time of year.Copy !req
122. cranky.Copy !req
123. Loofah!Copy !req
124. - Wait, this is about baths?Copy !req
125. - Overreact much?Copy !req
126. - Get a hold of yourself,
coverton.Copy !req
127. A bath never killed anyone.Copy !req
128. - Besides, that smelly comb-over
of yours could use one.Copy !req
129. - Fools, you have no idea
of the danger!Copy !req
130. What to your limited senses
is foul stenchCopy !req
131. Is precisely what keeps
my powers in check.Copy !req
132. Without it, a telekinetic
hurricane will destroy us all!Copy !req
133. Oof!Copy !req
134. - Basically, if the idiot
gives me a bath,Copy !req
135. We're all doomed.Copy !req
136. General, this calls
for drastic action!Copy !req
137. Give me the nuke codes.Copy !req
138. - Unacceptable!Copy !req
139. I am not in the mood
for doom today,Copy !req
140. Teleki-whatsis or otherwise.Copy !req
141. Coverton, I'm putting
my best menCopy !req
142. In charge of protecting you:Copy !req
143. Team monster!Copy !req
144. Us?
- Them?Copy !req
145. - Me?
B.O.B.?Copy !req
146. - Monsters, protect covert—Copy !req
147. Gosh, I can't even say it
without feeling throw-uppie.Copy !req
148. Monsters, protect coverton!Copy !req
149. - Listen to susan.Copy !req
150. - Faster, faster, faster,
faster, faster, faster!Copy !req
151. - Come on, I just want
to make you happy!Copy !req
152. - Target sighted.Copy !req
153. Intercepting with freeze ray
in three, two...Copy !req
154. One!Copy !req
155. - Ahh!Copy !req
156. - Targets headed west.Copy !req
157. Also, ow!Copy !req
158. - General, can you see them
on surveillance cameras?Copy !req
159. - Negatory!Copy !req
160. B.O.B. Gave them all baths.Copy !req
161. - Just leave it to the fish man.Copy !req
162. Easy, little buddy.Copy !req
163. You don't want to tussle
with all this muscle.Copy !req
164. - Tiny duckies.
Seriously?Copy !req
165. You're gonna need something
a lot bigger than—Copy !req
166. Squeak!Copy !req
167. - I made that one for susan!Copy !req
168. Give it back
when you're done borrowing!Copy !req
169. Oof!Copy !req
170. The cranky is strong in you.Copy !req
171. - Me, cranky?Copy !req
172. Of course not.Copy !req
173. See, I am as cheerfulCopy !req
174. As a fluffy bunny in a meadow—Copy !req
175. Oh, I'll just blast you!Copy !req
176. Back away, or you're vapor.Copy !req
177. - Sure.Copy !req
178. I already had
my bath today anyway.Copy !req
179. - Ahh!Copy !req
180. - B.O.B., you can't do this!Copy !req
181. It will destroy us!Copy !req
182. - Sorry, susan.Copy !req
183. There's a cranky alien
who needs my help.Copy !req
184. - But all that stuff
I said wasn't true!Copy !req
185. A bath won't help him!Copy !req
186. - But you said—Copy !req
187. - I know, but I was just joking.Copy !req
188. - Joking?Copy !req
189. - Baths don't really
cure crankiness.Copy !req
190. I guess I just have
a weird sense of humor.Copy !req
191. - Oh, well,
that clears a lot up.Copy !req
192. - Wait, how do I know
this isn't a joke too?Copy !req
193. You, with your self-described
"weird" sense of humor.Copy !req
194. Nope.Copy !req
195. Everybody needs a bath!Copy !req
196. - No!Copy !req
197. - What's with her?Copy !req
198. - Waiting for the doom.Copy !req
199. Um, why aren't we doomed yet?Copy !req
200. - Hmm, it's a pickle.Copy !req
201. According to coverton,Copy !req
202. We should be suffering
unimaginable painCopy !req
203. Inside a psionic firestorm
by now.Copy !req
204. - Then why aren't we?Copy !req
205. - He's just—Copy !req
206. - Yes, hysterical.Copy !req
207. - Coverton, what the blazes
is going on?Copy !req
208. You said we'd be
wiped off the map!Copy !req
209. - Oh, uh, did I?Copy !req
210. Silly me.Copy !req
211. What I meant to say was...Copy !req
212. This happens.Copy !req
213. Oof!Copy !req
214. - In that case, at ease, men!Copy !req
215. I'm off to find a new jetpack.Copy !req
216. Do the sounds...Copy !req
217. - I should have known
coverton's a big, stinky liar.Copy !req
218. - Well at least you were rightCopy !req
219. About baths
curing crankiness, susan.Copy !req
220. Would you look how happy
coverton is?Copy !req
221. His frown turned upside down!Copy !req