Monsters vs. Aliens 1x37

Directed by

Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

A stray kitten makes its way to the base and obtains Susan's ginormica powers.

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1. Male announcer: And now, nickelodeon and dreamworks'

2. Monsters vs. Aliens.

3. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

4. - What are we looking at here?

5. - No clue, but with this many alarms,

6. It must be big.

7. Game faces, boys!

8. - Super laser, lock and load!

9. - World-saving mix on shuffle.

10. - Monsters, protect the earth!

11. - We've gotta stop putting b.O.B. On watch duty.

12. - Save the kitty! It's in danger!

13. It needs saving! O.M.G.!

14. Save it now! - Whoa!

15. - Yo, doc. That gonna be a problem?

16. - Not at all, link.

17. Lightning typically only strikes

18. The tallest object in the area.

19. - Aah!

20. Whoa!

21. - Which, in this case, is susan.

22. So as you can see, no damage done.

23. - Kitten smitten.

24. - Oh! - Such cuteness defies logic.

25. - Aww, wook at its wittle nose.

26. - Don't get any ideas, guys.

27. You know monger's no-pet policy.

28. - Come on!

29. He'll never know.

30. - Nope. Nuh-uh. No way.

31. Oh, my gosh, it's so cute.

32. We have to keep it and take pictures of it

33. Sleeping in fancy teacups forever and ever!

34. - Yay! - Yeah!

35. - Real talk—

36. We need to find someplace to keep it hidden.

37. - Easy. Little guy's teeny tiny.

38. He's so little.

39. - Men, my allergies never lie.

40. And right now they're saying someone...

41. has brought a cat...

42. onto my base!

43. Now, I want this furry menace found,

44. Asap!

45. You are to use any force necessary

46. To capture the kitty cat menace.

47. Move! Move! Move!

48. - Hunting of prey is sta'abi's duty.

49. I shall defeat the k'ittain beast

50. And feast upon honor!

51. Sta'aaaaaabi!

52. - And I believe I can cure your allergies.

53. - Really? - Yes.

54. With radical experimentation.

55. - Ta-da! One primo habi-cat.

56. - Now we add the kitty.

57. Which is...

58. - There you are.

59. Hey, guys, does kitty look bigger?

60. Hide it!

61. - Sta'abi!

62. Um, what are you doing here?

63. - I am hunting k'ittain beast.

64. Have you seen? - No, no.

65. Haven't seen it. No.

66. - What is this noise?

67. - Oh, it's just link.

68. It's his funny way of burping.

69. Such a goof.

70. - Really?

71. Oh, gesundheit, buddy!

72. - So yeah. No kitty here.

73. Just us silly monsters.

74. Good luck with the hunt.

75. Bye, now!

76. - Sta'abi does not need stupid luck!

77. Sta'abi is the fiercest huntress in all the galaxy!

78. Sta'aaaaaabi!

79. - Aah!

80. How does sta'abi know about the kitty?

81. - Haven't the foggiest.

82. But at least it is currently safe with us.

83. - Uh, bros.

84. The kitty is a lot more cut in half than I remember.

85. - it left? - Ah, yes.

86. Forgot about the half-hamster door.

87. I'm, um, not the most responsible pet owner.

88. - So this thing's gonna cure my allergies?

89. - It is an experiment. We can't be sure.

90. That's the fun part about experimenting—

91. The danger.

92. - How's it work?

93. Some kinda de-molecular high-tech

94. Dna rewriting mumbo jumbo space malarky?

95. well...

96. Ain't you a big fella?

97. Okeydokey.

98. Ol' henry's gonna pretend he didn't see that.

99. - Kitty! Oh!

100. Oh, I'm so glad I found you, and you're safe now.

101. You look different.

102. Did you learn spanish?

103. - uh-oh.

104. - I am acting casual!

105. Oh, invasion! Aah!

106. - First attempt failed.

107. Perhaps a higher power level—

108. - Ah, forget it.

109. I don't know why I ever thought

110. You could cure me.

111. For crying out loud, you don't even have a nose!

112. - Oh...

113. Be right back.

114. I must account for this variable.

115. - Vornicarn, have you found the k'ittain?

116. - Mm... Mm-mm.

117. - By vrak'naku's skull,

118. The k'ittain shall not outsmart sta'abi!

119. is that gonna cure me?

120. - No, but it will give me a nose,

121. So I may better understand allergies.

122. Observe.

123. Success!

124. Ooh.

125. - Oops.

126. - giant killer kittens are attacking!

127. Save yourselves!

128. - wait!

129. Is that purring?

130. - Ha! - Aah!

131. - Guys, it's raining sta'abis again.

132. Weatherman's a liar.

133. - We really gotta teach her how to use doors one day.

134. - Doors are for the weak.

135. And you shall not steal my glory.

136. The k'ittain is sta'abi's prey.

137. - Sta'abi, stop!

138. The truth is we brought in the kitty.

139. So it's our job to find it.

140. - You brought the furry sneeze inducer in here?

141. - Ah, you know what? Cannot be unseen.

142. you need baths.

143. - Let's just do this.

144. - You willingly disobeyed my no-pet policy?

145. - Yes, we broke the rules, but come on.

146. It's just a teeny tiny kitty.

147. - Shame!

148. - We're gonna need a bigger litter box.

149. - How'd that dander menace get ginormic?

150. - Perplexing.

151. Perhaps it was the end result

152. Of a complex metamorphosis

153. Brought on by auxological phenomen—

154. - It was the lightning.

155. Susan and the kitty

156. Were both struck by lightning.

157. - Comic book math— I buy it.

158. - It seems the electrical current

159. Transferred a small portion

160. Of susan's quantonium into the feline.

161. - But I can still go big.

162. - It was too small an amount for you to notice.

163. However, it appears quantonium reacts differently

164. In feline anatomy.

165. Readings show it will keep growing

166. Until it's larger than the earth.

167. - Ah, yes. That's what I have too.

168. - Monsters, I have never...

169. been so...

170. mad in my career!

171. You're gonna mop up every last drop of snot

172. I've sneezed in the base.

173. You hear me?

174. Mayday!

175. - Monsters, stop that ginormicat!

176. - Too bad we don't have, like, a giant leash or something.

177. - Good idea, bob.

178. Hiyah!

179. It tickles!

180. - No, no, no, no— oof!

181. - Good, mega-cat.

182. Now stay put until the general is safely—

183. - Coverton?

184. - I thought I would never see—

185. what happened to your head?

186. - Minor miscalculations with a nose—

187. A nose—

188. oh, dear.

189. Like general monger,

190. I too seem to be allergic to cat dander.

191. - gaah!

192. - Oh!

193. - Guys, it's too strong.

194. We have to shrink it down.

195. - There might be a way.

196. If lightning struck you,

197. And quantonium went into the kitty,

198. Then lightning striking the kitty

199. Should make quantonium go into you.

200. - Where are we gonna get electricity in the desert?

201. - Perhaps with a calculated mixture

202. Of mineral deposits and ionic—

203. - Static electricity!

204. B.O.B., balloon time.

205. - Kitty.

206. That's it?

207. Aah!

208. - We need a stronger electrical source.

209. - Sta'abi!

210. oh, no!

211. Whoa!

212. - Ugh!

213. - Ow!

214. back to normal.

215. - Victory for sta'aaaa... Bi.

216. - Private thompson, do you accept

217. Adoption duties of this furry little ball of trouble?

218. Dismissed, solider.

219. And good riddance.

220. - I'm gonna miss that little giant.

221. - Indeed. - Cheer up, guys.

222. Besides, I think we've got enough

223. Little monsters to look after.

224. privacy.