1. - [munching, slurping]Copy !req
2. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, bobby.
What's going on?Copy !req
3. - Thing!Copy !req
4. See! Come!Copy !req
5. Excuse me!Copy !req
6. Ta-da!Copy !req
7. - Whoa!Copy !req
8. I didn't even know
we had this hangar.Copy !req
9. Okay, so what's
underneath the tarp?Copy !req
10. - You think there's something
underneath the tarp?Copy !req
11. Oh, wow, yeah,
that'd be even more amazing!Copy !req
12. Whoa.
Is that...Copy !req
13. - Looks like a...
Flying saucer?Copy !req
14. Classic.Copy !req
15. - Yeah,
that means old, right?Copy !req
16. - Been here I'd say...Copy !req
17. 30, 35—
36 years.Copy !req
18. - Link, I mean,
do you think it still...Copy !req
19. Flying sauces?Copy !req
20. - There's only one way
to find out.Copy !req
21. - Do you still flying sauce?Copy !req
22. - We're gonna fix the ufo,
b.O.B.Copy !req
23. - We are going to fix you!
- There you go.Copy !req
24. - Yeah! Ha!Copy !req
25. And we shall call it,Copy !req
26. "the u-f-ohhh, yeah."Copy !req
27. - Oh, link, I got that one!
Oh, this feels good!Copy !req
28. - Mmm... Fudgie budgie bars.Copy !req
29. None must ever know
of our forbidden love.Copy !req
30. the grand coverlordCopy !req
31. Has started the invasion
without me?Copy !req
32. Not yet!
I-I'm not ready!Copy !req
33. I just learned
about fudgie budgie bars!Copy !req
34. - We've got one fully
operational flying saucer,Copy !req
35. Two devil-may-care dudes,
and zero self-discipline.Copy !req
36. What do we do first?Copy !req
37. - Play pretend alien invaders?Copy !req
38. - That... Is hi-larious.Copy !req
39. We could be all like,
"people of earth,Copy !req
40. Blah, blah, blah, evil!
Ha ha ha."Copy !req
41. - Can we make
our own alien costumes?Copy !req
42. - How would we not?
C'mon!Copy !req
43. - "pretend alien invaders"?Copy !req
44. Oh, just a big joke, are we?Copy !req
45. Simpering imbeciles!Copy !req
46. You shall learn just
how funny we aliens can be!Copy !req
47. - What are you guys doing?
- Aah!Copy !req
48. Oh, hey, suze!Copy !req
49. We're just, uh,
bringing donations...Copy !req
50. To the hospital for...Copy !req
51. Kids who have...Copy !req
52. - Clown allergies!Copy !req
53. - So the "kids"
in this "hospital"Copy !req
54. Are allergic to clowns?Copy !req
55. - Are you saying they don't
deserve to have fun, susan?Copy !req
56. - No! I—
- that just becauseCopy !req
57. They have a clown allergy,Copy !req
58. They should be locked up
and forgotten?Copy !req
59. - I wasn't—
- because I, for one,Copy !req
60. Cannot be that cruel!Copy !req
61. - They're only children,
susan!Copy !req
62. - Go! Help the children!Copy !req
63. Please!Copy !req
64. - You want to play alien?Copy !req
65. Then let's play for keepsies.Copy !req
66. Good-bye,
communications microphone.Copy !req
67. And good-bye,
mr. Exit hatch.Copy !req
68. - Time to rock
this alien invasion.Copy !req
69. - Actual laser.Copy !req
70. We should probably
label that button.Copy !req
71. - I'll just hide it
under this rock.Copy !req
72. - And now we run away.Copy !req
73. I abduct your chicken!
Ha ha, evil!Copy !req
74. - Aah!Copy !req
75. - You chicken-stealing
maniacs!Copy !req
76. I swear vengeance
on all aliens!Copy !req
77. Vengeance!Copy !req
78. - sir!Copy !req
79. The calls are coming in
from all over.Copy !req
80. - Get that e.T. On comms!Copy !req
81. I wanna know
if he's hostile!Copy !req
82. - Yes, sir!Copy !req
83. Alien craft,
identify yourself.Copy !req
84. Are you hostile?Copy !req
85. - Well, buddy,
looks like game over.Copy !req
86. - Aw...Copy !req
87. - Hey, guys, it's just us.Copy !req
88. Havin' some fun,
abductin' some chicken,Copy !req
89. You know,
doin' like you do.Copy !req
90. - What in the—Copy !req
91. - Sqweep? Dr. C?Copy !req
92. Anybody got a translation?
- Nope.Copy !req
93. - I am unfamiliar
with this dialect.Copy !req
94. - It can't be!Copy !req
95. That's the language
of the brocktoon!Copy !req
96. A little-known
but extremely warlike raceCopy !req
97. That sqweep
would never have heard ofCopy !req
98. But I happen to know
very well!Copy !req
99. - I have never heard
of the brocktoon.Copy !req
100. - You see?
Oh, I only hopeCopy !req
101. They don't have
a guitar-playing wizardCopy !req
102. And dancing leprechaunsCopy !req
103. Painted on the side
of their ship.Copy !req
104. - Affirmative.
Plus what witnesses are calling,Copy !req
105. I quote...Copy !req
106. "a bear on a skateboard."Copy !req
107. - Aah!Copy !req
108. That's the worst
of the lot!Copy !req
109. I can't imagine
what they would want,Copy !req
110. But, oh, why not?
I'll translate for you.Copy !req
111. - And you know, okay, sure,
maybe we pushed it—Copy !req
112. - "we are the ruinCopy !req
113. "of your planet.Copy !req
114. "we will burn your citiesCopy !req
115. And eat your house pets."Copy !req
116. - Scramble everything
we've got!Copy !req
117. I want that ufo
d.O.A. Asap, okay?Copy !req
118. - Lol.Copy !req
119. - I guess maybe there's
something missing in my life,Copy !req
120. And I try to fill it
with hijinks and mayhem.Copy !req
121. - Hey, link,
I'm trying to remember.Copy !req
122. Missiles are the bad ones,
right?Copy !req
123. - Just in the middle
of something.Copy !req
124. Was I a child?
What—wait a minute, what?Copy !req
125. Whoa!Copy !req
126. What the heck is going on?Copy !req
127. - A lotta shooting.
You're yelling...Copy !req
128. - But we told them it's us!Copy !req
129. Put me
on external loudspeaker.Copy !req
130. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
131. - Ohh!Copy !req
132. The things they're saying
about your mother!Copy !req
133. I-I-I can't even
repeat them!Copy !req
134. - Fire everything!Copy !req
135. For my mama!Copy !req
136. - It is link and b.O.B.
We are not—wait a minute.Copy !req
137. Whoa!Copy !req
138. The microphone is broken!
They think we're real aliens!Copy !req
139. - That's crazy!Copy !req
140. How could they not even
notice we're not there?Copy !req
141. - Where are link and b.O.B.?Copy !req
142. - Visiting kids
with clown allergies.Copy !req
143. - Good on them.Copy !req
144. - We have to find some other way
to show them it's us!Copy !req
145. B.O.B., move to the porthole!Copy !req
146. I'm gonna give them a visual!
- Got it!Copy !req
147. - It's the window.
- Got it!Copy !req
148. - They're more hideous
than I imagined!Copy !req
149. - Lose the costume!
- I'm wearing a costume?Copy !req
150. - Forget it!
We have to abandon ship!Copy !req
151. Stupid hatch!
Unstick!Copy !req
152. - Maybe we should ask
the pilot to help.Copy !req
153. - There is no pilot, b.O.B.
I'm flying the—Copy !req
154. - My tanks!Copy !req
155. I love my tanks!Copy !req
156. - Take no prisoners!Copy !req
157. Spare no weapons!
Show no mercy!Copy !req
158. - General monger!Copy !req
159. If we abduct him,
we can explain everything.Copy !req
160. - Everything?Copy !req
161. Okay. But you cover
where babies come from,Copy !req
162. Because I do not get
how that works.Copy !req
163. - The menace must be brought
down, no matter what!Copy !req
164. - General, look out!Copy !req
165. - Oh, dear.Copy !req
166. Disregard
all previous statementsCopy !req
167. On showing no merc—
oof!Copy !req
168. - Aww, coverton!
I was trying to get monger!Copy !req
169. - They've abducted coverton!
Everyone, hold your fire!Copy !req
170. - No!
Coverton was right.Copy !req
171. We must bring the enemy down,
no matter what!Copy !req
172. It is what
he would have wanted!Copy !req
173. - You have lasers.
Use them, for glurm's sake!Copy !req
174. broverton!Copy !req
175. Those are our friends!Copy !req
176. - No, b.O.B, he's right.
They've left us no choice.Copy !req
177. Arming lasers...Copy !req
178. - Aah!Copy !req
179. - You wanna cha-cha,
little green men?Copy !req
180. All units, concentrate
simultaneous fire on three!Copy !req
181. One...
Two...Copy !req
182. - No, wait!
Look!Copy !req
183. - Link and b.O.B.?Copy !req
184. - "please stop shooting us."Copy !req
185. I guess.Copy !req
186. Stand down, soldiers!Copy !req
187. - Aw...
- Oh...Copy !req
188. - Don't worry, everybody.Copy !req
189. The kids are all safe
from clown allergies.Copy !req
190. - Because we totally
made that up.Copy !req
191. - Oh, boy.
- Link! B.O.B.!Copy !req
192. You two jokers are gonna
be scrubbing so many latrines,Copy !req
193. You'll think you got married
and had toilet babies!Copy !req
194. - That is the weirdest
and most terrifying threatCopy !req
195. I've ever heard.Copy !req
196. - And let that be
a lesson to you:Copy !req
197. Never try to play alien!Copy !req
198. Leave that to me,
the alien!Copy !req
199. - Alien!Copy !req
200. - What the—ow!Copy !req