Monsters vs. Aliens 1x35

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Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

Dr. Cutter arrives to update the base's technology.

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1. Male announcer: And now, nickelodeon and dreamworks'

2. Monsters vs. Aliens.

3. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

4. - And so, stacy spyglass

5. Tiptoed down the secret staircase,

6. Unaware of the danger lurking below...

7. It was the ghostly phantom!

8. - Aah! Aah!

9. - Luckily, stacy's pet sidekick, constable quackley,

10. Sprung a trap!

11. But the mystery wasn't over yet.

12. For the phantom's true identity was...

13. The old sea captain!

14. - Jaw...

15. Drop. - Yeah!

16. Quite the twist.

17. - Still... Dropping.

18. - Attention, team alien and team monster leaders.

19. Report to the hangar, double-time and asap!

20. - Sorry, b.O.B., looks like you're on your own

21. For story time.

22. - Oh! What an ending.

23. I should have known the sea captain was evil.

24. He had an eye patch and everything—oh!

25. - Welcome to area fifty-something, doctor.

26. Allow me to introduce susan murphy,

27. Aka ginormica.

28. - Hey, I— eye!

29. I... I? I...

30. Am so happy to meet you.

31. - Right back at ya, with a heaping side of...

32. Gee-wolly-wow!

33. That's a lot of quantonium you're packing.

34. - Um... Thanks?

35. - Susan, meet dr. Cutter,

36. Uncle sam's head of research and development!

37. - I prefer "nourisher of now and future doodads."

38. - So, less mad scientist—

39. - And more glad scientist!

40. - I don't usually allow this level of perky on base,

41. But the doc here's a top-level u.S. Of a

42. R&d I.T. Vip!

43. - Or is she... - Oh...

44. - Hello, you— aaaaah!

45. B.O.B.! - Remove your mask, evildoer!

46. I see through your eye patch!

47. - Unhand my vip!

48. - Aah! - B.O.B., stop!

49. - sorry I'm late.

50. Working up the effort to care took some—

51. sorry, general.

52. B.O.B. Gets a little too into his mystery books.

53. - It was the doctor and the butler!

54. - He's going to be too "into" solitary confinement

55. If you don't keep him away from dr. Cutter!

56. - [grunting, muttering]

57. - Oh, my!

58. Do you feel any brain pain?

59. ohh...

60. You know, I don't usually say this to earth ladies,

61. But... [squishy, flirty growl]

62. - Aha!

63. This is just like stacy spyglass

64. And the missing diamond sneakers.

65. Dr. Eye patch is an evildoer,

66. And I'm gonna prove it!

67. - No! This is nothing like your books!

68. - Let's see... Spyglass, gumshoes,

69. Waffles in a sock— good to go!

70. - Um... How 'bout you look for clues

71. Someplace she'll never suspect?

72. You know, someplace far away from dr. Cutter?

73. - Oh, like in her room?

74. Great idea, constable quackley!

75. - B.O.B., this isn't what I meant!

76. We can't be here!

77. And really, I'm the duck?

78. - Shh! Inside quacks only!

79. We're sneaking!

80. Remember, if you find a big clue,

81. You're supposed to say, "clue-reka!"

82. Nope.

83. Nope. Nope.

84. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. - B.O.B., stop!

85. Mm... Nope!

86. - Aah!

87. Why does dr. Cutter have a giant robot?

88. put everything back!

89. - Just a moment, mr. Clumsy head.

90. I won't feel right starting my work

91. Until I know you're unharmed.

92. - Oh, you can check out this body all day long.

93. - Now, relax and let dr. Cutter flex your cortex

94. And massage that medulla. - [shudders, moans]

95. Dear doctor, between the lobes?

96. How deliciously forward of you.

97. Aah!

98. Brain pain! So much...

99. - Good golly! - Brain pain!

100. - This mystery is even more suspicious-ier

101. Than I thought! - B.O.B., there's nothing

102. Suspicious about dr. Cutter.

103. I mean, she likes coverton, which is weird,

104. But I'm sure there's

105. Some totally innocent reason for the robot.

106. - Oh, silly quackley! Ha ha ha!

107. Your tiny duck brain can't unravel big mysteries.

108. This is just like the curse of the mummy's goatee,

109. And stacy solved that case

110. By getting a hair sample from the villain.

111. - B.O.B., you know you're not allowed

112. To play with scissors! - Oh, I know.

113. That's why I'm gonna blast off

114. A hair sample with a plasma cannon.

115. - What? No! No! Aah!

116. Sorry!

117. Hey, wash your hands!

118. - aah! I wasn't finished!

119. - Your brain scans are a holiday basket of wow!

120. - Mm. You see the size of that medulla?

121. All cove-man.

122. Oh, look, now I'm lifting weights.

123. It's so easy, sometimes I can't even tell.

124. Oh, look, I'm juggling.

125. Is there nothing my brain can't do?

126. - Ooh—ow!

127. - Whoops. Oh, pardon me.

128. I have to cover this up.

129. - Henry never hurt nobody.

130. Why?

131. too... Close.

132. - As always, monger is...

133. [sing-song] clueless!

134. Truly, the good general is such a delight to deceive.

135. - She's fooling monger? - Called it!

136. - B.O.B., I'm not saying you're right,

137. But we need to find out who she was talking to.

138. - Stacy always uses a disguise for this kind of thing,

139. And I've got one!

140. Hey girl!

141. My name's boberta,

142. And I'm from area fifty-something high!

143. Gooo, fish!

144. - Well, aren't we a dazzling display of insanity?

145. - Ready? Okay!

146. This is my cheer!

147. It's over here!

148. Right over here!

149. Not behind your back!

150. O-m-g!

151. That spells omguh! Nothing rhymes with omguh!

152. Except for fromguh!

153. I'm running out of words!

154. Bananas are friendly!

155. Kangaroo pants!

156. - And then brandon was like, "I heard you texted chad!"

157. And I was all like, "from who? T.M.I. Tina?

158. She just likes the attention!"

159. - You don't have a brain. So I'm not interested.

160. Toodles!

161. - B.O.B., dr. Cutter's planning to attack monger!

162. That's what the giant robot is for!

163. - Stop! It's a trap!

164. nooo!

165. - Why's b.O.B. Acting slo-mo?

166. - General, dr. Cutter's evil! She's attacking you!

167. - Whoa, doggy! Now, that's what papa likes!

168. - And you're really enjoying it—a lot.

169. - Whoo-hoo! - Too much!

170. - It's just a little upgrade to monger's sparring bot.

171. No big deal— even though it kinda was.

172. - So... It's a gift?

173. - Aw, thanks, doc. Mighty thoughtful.

174. - Then how does she explain secret phone call

175. In the hall?

176. Totes ominous and spooky?

177. - truly, the good general

178. Is such a delight to deceive.

179. A daily journal nourishes the mind and the soul.

180. - ha ha!

181. - Oh! Well...

182. Then, I guess I accused you of being all evil-y for nothing.

183. Or did I?

184. - Gah! - Nope! Still your face.

185. - Back, human, back.

186. That's a very, very bad human.

187. - sorry, doc.

188. Susan's been reading too many mystery books lately.

189. - Yay! We solved it!

190. Good job, quackley!

191. Have some quackers!

192. - No, b.O.B., we didn't solve anything!

193. - Really? Huh.

194. Well, this is probably one of those things

195. I'd understand if I had a brain.

196. - Brain? - Whoosh!

197. - Do you feel any brain pain? - Whoosh!

198. - Now relax, and let dr. Cutter

199. Flex your cortex and massage that medulla.

200. - Whoosh! - Your brain scans

201. Are a holiday basket of wow!

202. - Whoosh!

203. Whoosh!

204. Whoosh!

205. Whoosh! - Clue-reka!

206. She's really after coverton!

207. - Uh, dear doctress.

208. I am unfamiliar with this earth courtship custom,

209. But, you know... Game.

210. - Everything is in its happy place.

211. - Back away, doc.

212. The alien stays. - Hello?

213. Biggest third wheel in history!

214. - Dr. Cutter wants to steal you.

215. That's why she's really here!

216. The robot's crate wasn't just a crate.

217. It was a prison... For you, coverton!

218. - Pfft. Steal me. Lies!

219. - Nope. She nailed it. - Say what?

220. - Your alien brain will help me unlock the secrets of—

221. Say it with me now— telekinesis!

222. Ooh! Ahh!

223. - Well, that's not so bad.

224. - Who's up for some...

225. [sing-song] cranial extraction?

226. - Aah! Ooh!

227. Aah! Oh, jeez!

228. - Seriously, that's the brain you want?

229. - Oh, no, you've foiled me!

230. My ruse is ruined! My scheme!

231. My brilliant—my—

232. Kidding!

233. you see, ms. Murphy,

234. In a real mystery, the villain always traps the hero.

235. - Oh, well, I'm not the hero.

236. I'm the duck! Now, b.O.B.!

237. - Clue-reka!

238. - Ooh!

239. Cutter fail.

240. - So, thought you'd bag yourself an alien, eh?

241. Well, you've just won a paid trip

242. To the shores of court-martial island!

243. Courtesy of w.R. Monger— harsh but fair!

244. - That is fair.

245. And susan—susan, right?--

246. It was truly a treat and a half to tangle with you!

247. But I will taste vengeance.

248. Oh, look, a plane ride. Fun!

249. - That there lady's nuttier than a squirrel's breakfast.

250. - You're welcome, coverton.

251. - Please. I would've solved it sooner.

252. For I am cove-man, the great brain.

253. - Or are you?

254. - Evildoer!