1. - 298, 299, 300.Copy !req
2. Ooh, feel the burn.Copy !req
3. - the only person
you're cheatingCopy !req
4. Is yourself, coverton.Copy !req
5. - Yeah!
Hit the pool for some laps.Copy !req
6. Best exercise there is.Copy !req
7. oop. Need a refill.Copy !req
8. Ah, too far away.Copy !req
9. - Stop that noise, blob!Copy !req
10. You are disturbing my lifting
of heavy things.Copy !req
11. - Get used to it, sta'abi.Copy !req
12. Bob likes watching tv
on the treadmill.Copy !req
13. What are ya gonna do?Copy !req
14. - It makes him feel like
he's walking into the picture.Copy !req
15. - Ooh, guys! I'm in the best
chicken restaurant ever!Copy !req
16. - Even the commercials.Copy !req
17. Male announcer:
get your chicken onCopy !req
18. At one of seven chicky ds
chicken shack locations!Copy !req
19. - Impossible.Copy !req
20. Ginormous portions!Copy !req
21. Free wet-naps!Copy !req
22. Complimentary bone buckets!Copy !req
23. It's all at chicky ds!Copy !req
24. We'll see ya there.Copy !req
25. - "chik... Ee-dees"?Copy !req
26. chik-ee-dee!Copy !req
27. - That sounds like the cry
for chicken.Copy !req
28. I'll answer that.
Just let me towel off and—Copy !req
29. Ohh!Copy !req
30. - What was that about?Copy !req
31. - Ptuh! My theory:Copy !req
32. My male awesomeness
has stirred strange,Copy !req
33. New feelings
in our little sta'abi.Copy !req
34. What? You've seen my pecs.
Check it.Copy !req
35. - Stand down, sta'abi.Copy !req
36. Can't have you out here,
raisin' a ruck—hey!Copy !req
37. Somebody stop that alien!Copy !req
38. And by somebody,
I mean my monsters!Copy !req
39. - Sta'abi, come back!Copy !req
40. Look, if this is about
the treadmill,Copy !req
41. You can use it if you want.Copy !req
42. - Okay, guys,
time for some soccer!Copy !req
43. - Goooaaal!Copy !req
44. - Ooh!Copy !req
45. - Gotcha!Copy !req
46. Okay sta'abi,
everything's gonna be—Copy !req
47. - ow! She's biting my finger!Copy !req
48. - Release me!Copy !req
49. I must destroy this
"chik-ee-dee"!Copy !req
50. - Chicky d?Copy !req
51. Like the chicken shack
chicky d?Copy !req
52. - Just such a giant fowl bird
attacked my home world.Copy !req
53. Peck-peck-pecking
everything!Copy !req
54. I still remember his chilling
battle cry.Copy !req
55. - Cock-a-doodle-do?
- How did you know that?Copy !req
56. - Sta'abi, chicky d
isn't from space.Copy !req
57. He's a restaurant mascot.Copy !req
58. - That there is a cosmic menace
of similar physiqueCopy !req
59. Is nothing more thanCopy !req
60. An astronomically improbable
coincidence.Copy !req
61. - No!
It is space chicken!Copy !req
62. And I will have
my ragma'thooth.Copy !req
63. - "ragma'tooth"?Copy !req
64. - Ragma'thooth!Copy !req
65. - Is that
anything like growl'nkoot?Copy !req
66. - Eh, is more like
vrana'deet.Copy !req
67. Or maybe amaba'ti?Copy !req
68. - Ohh, amaba'ti.Copy !req
69. Say no more.Copy !req
70. - Anyway,
I will have my ragma'thooth,Copy !req
71. Vrana'deet, and amaba'ti,
all on chik-ee-dee!Copy !req
72. - Sta'abi,
until you face reality,Copy !req
73. All you're gonna have is
standard issue prison eats!Copy !req
74. - Mm, will there be pudding
for dessert?Copy !req
75. - Butterscotch.Copy !req
76. We aren't animals.Copy !req
77. - Do not forget the spoon.Copy !req
78. uck!Copy !req
79. There is no meat
in pudding?Copy !req
80. Loser food.Copy !req
81. Chik-ee-dee!Copy !req
82. You will taste
my ragma'thooth!Copy !req
83. And maybe
some vrana'deet too!Copy !req
84. - Astounding.Copy !req
85. Sta'abi tunneled first
to the armory,Copy !req
86. Retrieved her weapon...Copy !req
87. Then to her locker
for a change of clothes...Copy !req
88. Then to the mess hall,Copy !req
89. Where she destroyed
our entire stock of pudding...Copy !req
90. - Why the butterscotch?Copy !req
91. Why?Copy !req
92. - Before tunneling
out of the base.Copy !req
93. And all with this.Copy !req
94. - She's off to destroy
that roadside rooster.Copy !req
95. - Which one?Copy !req
96. Aren't there are like seven
chicky ds in the area?Copy !req
97. - Put out an a.P.B.
On sta'abi.Copy !req
98. I want to know
if anyone sees her.Copy !req
99. - Hut hut hut hut
hut hut hut hut hut—hyuh!Copy !req
100. - Sta'abi's gone?
Aww.Copy !req
101. I was bringing vorn
for a visit.Copy !req
102. - Maybe he can track sta'abi.Copy !req
103. Link! Bob!Copy !req
104. Take the mega-mutt
and find her!Copy !req
105. Aye-aye, gen—
whah!Copy !req
106. - Susan, get on the interwebs
and yodel, or goggle—Copy !req
107. Or—uh—
whatever they call it!Copy !req
108. We'll hit every chicky ds
in the state.Copy !req
109. - Way ahead of you, general.
Got 'em all mapped out.Copy !req
110. - Great.
Hop on.Copy !req
111. - You're kidding, right?Copy !req
112. - You got a better ideaCopy !req
113. How to cover
that much territory?Copy !req
114. - Fine.Copy !req
115. - Ah. Full moon,
full tank of fuel.Copy !req
116. Perfect night to hunt me down
a fugitive.Copy !req
117. - You're really excited
by the thought of a manhunt.Copy !req
118. It's vaguely creepy.Copy !req
119. - Good.Copy !req
120. - Okay, then—Copy !req
121. - "the chicken
will blow you away"?Copy !req
122. You dare mock sta'abi?Copy !req
123. 11 miles down route 9...Copy !req
124. To chik-ee-dee's doom.Copy !req
125. - General monger!
Come in, over.Copy !req
126. I just found...Copy !req
127. - It's a nice night...
For a drive, over.Copy !req
128. - Yeah, thanks
for letting us know.Copy !req
129. Over.
That was pointless.Copy !req
130. General!
There it is!Copy !req
131. The highway 17 chicky ds!Copy !req
132. - You gotta tell your order into
the chicken beak around back.Copy !req
133. - At ease, citizen.Copy !req
134. - Speak into the beak.Copy !req
135. - Listen up,
government needs intel, pronto.Copy !req
136. - Would you like tater wedges or
deep fried root beer with that?Copy !req
137. - We just need to know if you've
seen anything weird tonight.Copy !req
138. - you're flying
a jet pack in the drive-thru.Copy !req
139. That's pretty weird.Copy !req
140. - I'll take
that as a negatory.Copy !req
141. Off to the next chicky ds!
- General, wait!Copy !req
142. You can deep fry root beer?
For reals?Copy !req
143. - Sta'abi was here.Copy !req
144. - Nice deduction,
sherlock boneless.Copy !req
145. - Route 9.
That's just over—Copy !req
146. No, not agaaain!Copy !req
147. - Mmm! Mmm!Copy !req
148. They totally found a way
to deep fry root beer.Copy !req
149. Seriously,
you should try this.Copy !req
150. - Negative.
It's unnatural.Copy !req
151. - susan!Copy !req
152. Sta'abi's heading for
the chicky ds on route 9!Copy !req
153. Repeat, route 9!Copy !req
154. - Roger that, link!Copy !req
155. - Chik-ee-dee!Copy !req
156. At last I have found you!Copy !req
157. Awake, chik-ee-dee!Copy !req
158. Face your ragma'thooth!Copy !req
159. Seriously?
You are going to be this way?Copy !req
160. Hey! Stop pretending
you can't hear sta'abi.Copy !req
161. It is rude!Copy !req
162. oh, sta'abi.Copy !req
163. - Down, vornicarn!Copy !req
164. Now is the time for me
to destroy this foul fowl!Copy !req
165. - It's just a statue.
And a bad one.Copy !req
166. - Ragma'thooth!Copy !req
167. Ragma'thooth!
Ragma'thooth!Copy !req
168. - That is private property!Copy !req
169. - Ohh!Copy !req
170. - Ragma'thooth.Copy !req
171. Ragma'thooth.
Ragma'thooth.Copy !req
172. - Sta'abi!
Stand down!Copy !req
173. Or you're going to have to
answer to the chicky d company!Copy !req
174. - Ragma'thooth!Copy !req
175. - Daah!Copy !req
176. - We're gonna need
one doozy of a cover story.Copy !req
177. - Better think
of something good,Copy !req
178. Because sta'abi's
not leavingCopy !req
179. Till she fights
that chicken.Copy !req
180. - So let's give her a fight.Copy !req
181. - You got a crazy,
ridiculous,Copy !req
182. Borderline-bonkers plan,
don't you?Copy !req
183. - Yep.
- Frankly,Copy !req
184. I'm not comfortable
with any other kind.Copy !req
185. - Right.
Bob, distract sta'abi.Copy !req
186. - Love it!Copy !req
187. Hey, sta'abi.
Guess who?Copy !req
188. I'm blue, see-through,Copy !req
189. And smell like candy.Copy !req
190. - Away, blob!
- Whoa!Copy !req
191. It's "bob," not "blob."Copy !req
192. Common mistake.
Heh heh.Copy !req
193. - All right...Copy !req
194. Crazy, ridiculous,
borderline-bonkers plan is a go!Copy !req
195. Cock-a-doodle-doo!Copy !req
196. - Chick-ee-dee.Copy !req
197. At last you wake.Copy !req
198. Now I have
the ragma'thooth!Copy !req
199. Sta'aaaabi!Copy !req
200. Oww!Copy !req
201. - Oh, dear!Copy !req
202. We were so wrong!Copy !req
203. That statue
really was the terribleCopy !req
204. Intergalactic chicken,
chick-ee-dee!Copy !req
205. - Oh, good point, link.Copy !req
206. Yeah, susan
is the big chicken!Copy !req
207. In that, uh...Copy !req
208. For not
helping sta'abi fightCopy !req
209. The terrible chicken,
chick-ee-dee!Copy !req
210. - Sta'abiii!Copy !req
211. - you will fall, space fowl!Copy !req
212. - Uhh! We're crossing
that border into bonkers...Copy !req
213. - All of this is just another
commercial for chicky ds.Copy !req
214. Heh.
Didn't corporate tell you?Copy !req
215. Ow! I mean...Copy !req
216. Bawk!Copy !req
217. - Now is the time
of the vrana-deet!Copy !req
218. Gah—ahh—
ah-ah-ah!Copy !req
219. - Time to wrap this up.Copy !req
220. - Gah!Copy !req
221. - Yeah!
- Yay! Yay!Copy !req
222. - Sta'abi did it!Copy !req
223. She saved us
from chick-ee-dee!Copy !req
224. - Hey, hey!
Come, vornicarn.Copy !req
225. Chick-ee-dee is vanquished.Copy !req
226. - Ugh. This was good
ragma'thooth.Copy !req
227. I resolved many issues.Copy !req
228. Feels good.
Closure.Copy !req
229. Now we can go back to base.Copy !req
230. - Great.
I can only lie to that guyCopy !req
231. For so long.Copy !req
232. - Commercial?Copy !req
233. - Yep! Commercial.Copy !req
234. - So what about
all the others?Copy !req
235. - What others?Copy !req
236. - Well the other chicky ds.Copy !req
237. There's like
six other locations.Copy !req
238. Right, guys?Copy !req
239. - No! Well, you see—Copy !req
240. - The thing is,
they're not really—Copy !req
241. - More chik-ee-dees?Copy !req
242. chik-ee-dee!Copy !req
243. - Sta'aaaabi!Copy !req
244. - Oh, you go, girl!
Heh.Copy !req
245. What?Copy !req