Monsters vs. Aliens 1x33

Directed by

Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

B.O.B. eats Dr. C's ``probabilitator'' and foresees Coverton with a crown.

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1. Male announcer: And now, nickelodeon and dreamworks'

2. Monsters vs. Aliens.

3. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

4. - Behold— the predictacator!

5. I'm gonna guess... It predicts things?

6. - Precisely.

7. Infused with every conceivable variable imaginable,

8. The predictacator will make

9. 100% accurate prognostications.

10. - So it could predict, I don't know,

11. What I'm getting for my birthday?

12. - Or who wins the next world series?

13. Or this week's lottery numbers?

14. You see where I'm going with this?

15. Ah cha-ching.

16. - Absolutely.

17. The predictacator will tell us all that and more.

18. Uh, if— if I can find it.

19. - Find what? - The predictacator, bob.

20. It was sitting right here.

21. - Uh, all I saw was a pink donut,

22. Which, heh, tasted a little weird.

23. Was it gluten free or something?

24. - Bob, you just ate— - breakfast for dinner!

25. hey, you put a donut in front of me,

26. And, by golly, I am going to eat it!

27. No apologies.

28. - Did you see that coming?

29. Did you see it— did you see it coming?

30. - Ten years of painstaking research,

31. And it ends up dissolving away in bob's belly.

32. - You're taking it well.

33. - Baaaah!

34. - Kinda well.

35. - Wow.

36. Dr. C is a really mad scientist now.

37. - Him? What about me?

38. Color me disappointed, bob.

39. I was going to make a fortune off that thing.

40. - Aww, link. - What?

41. - You're going to hug a tank.

42. - I'm going to hug a wha— uhh!

43. - You okay, buddy?

44. - That tank hugged you pretty hard.

45. - "hugging" isn't the word I'd use, bob.

46. It was—aah! Just like you predicted!

47. - Maybe it was just a coincidence?

48. - No way.

49. It was the real psychic deal.

50. Come on, buddy.

51. Tell us who wins the next world series.

52. - I see...

53. Tonight's episode of senator chimp, nypd

54. Will be a... Repeeeat!

55. - Okay, starting small. We'll build.

56. - So, bob, what am I getting for my birthday?

57. No, wait! I don't want to know.

58. Okay, maybe I do. No! Don't tell me!

59. - Tonight's dinner...

60. Will be tater casseroooole!

61. - Pfft. I never get what I want.

62. - And tomorrow's lunch will be

63. Some kind of curly pastaaa.

64. - Rotini?

65. Fuseli?

66. Ah, it's hard to say.

67. It's a little fuzzy there.

68. - Ah, I see what's going on here.

69. Bob can only predict the future for the next 24 hours.

70. That's all the future he got

71. Before he fully digested the predictacator.

72. - And what happens after 24 hours?

73. - He goes back to normal bob.

74. - What? Only a day?

75. There's got to be a least one pro game bob can predict.

76. Miami versus cleveland.

77. - Canceled on account of... Raaaain.

78. - Nooo!

79. - Pete.

80. You will get a phone call tonight!

81. Don't answer it!

82. It's a telemarketeeer!

83. - Coverton!

84. I have a prediction for yooou!

85. You will enter a secret rooom!

86. - You predict the future now?

87. - Yeah. Yeah.

88. Just—just for a day.

89. I mean, daaay.

90. - Here's a prediction:

91. I see myself scooting away from a brain-free doofuuus.

92. - Ohh, good for amy!

93. She deserves it. - Amy? Who is—

94. congratulations to amy crevino!

95. You're area 50-something's employee of the month!

96. Report to me for your free pita king gift card.

97. - Wait a minute. How did you know that—

98. - Um, don't want to float there, buddy.

99. - What difference does it—

100. Ohh!

101. - This is an outrage!

102. If there is to be employee of the month,

103. It shall be staaa'aaabi!

104. - You can predict the future!

105. - So, bob, you say you have a prediction for me?

106. - Yes. I see you entering a top secret room.

107. Only general monger goes there.

108. - R-really? Do tell.

109. - It's called the ultimate weapon room?

110. - Ultimate weapon room?

111. Ultimate weapon room?

112. Are you sure?

113. - Shyeah. I think I know how to read.

114. Uh, the future.

115. - Yes, yes, you do.

116. Uh, what do you see after that?

117. Out with it, man! Come on.

118. - I see you wearing a golden crooown!

119. - Ooh hoo hoo. Like a king?

120. - I see people bowing before yooou!

121. I'll be royalty.

122. - And then... Much pain and suffering!

123. - Yes! There will be pain and suffering for all my subjects.

124. - Anyhoo, that's all I got. - More than enough.

125. Let's go get that ultimate weapon.

126. - Tater casserole.

127. Just as bob predicted.

128. - I don't get what's the big deal.

129. Just make another predictacator. We'll get rich!

130. - Perhaps this all happened for a reason.

131. Maybe there are some things man is not meant to know.

132. - Man, yes.

133. But what about fish-man, I ask you?

134. He's tough, greedy— I mean gritty.

135. Come on, doc!

136. - Link, knowing ruins the surprise of living...

137. Just like susan's birthday conundrum.

138. - Okay, you brought it up, so I'm just gonna say it:

139. I want a sparkly, impractical birthday gift.

140. Like—like a bedazzled cupcake or something.

141. Not a video game that you actually want.

142. - You said you liked max mayhem 8: Ultimate mayhem.

143. - And not a box of cotton swabs.

144. - It was a practical gift!

145. You have an ear wax issue...

146. Especially when you're ginormica.

147. - Uh...

148. I have to go clean... Something.

149. - Your ears? - Whatever!

150. - Then I see us turning a corner,

151. And you squealing in a high-pitched,

152. Embarrassing kind of way.

153. - Squealing? That's hardly my—

154. - Told ya.

155. - U.W.R.

156. Those initials must stand for "ultimate weapon room"!

157. - Whoa, whoa. Wait, buddy!

158. That hallway is loaded with secret booby traps!

159. - Of course.

160. Monger wouldn't leave the ultimate weapon

161. Where any tom, dick, or klangnarg

162. Could just walk away with it.

163. Oh, all-seeing bob...

164. Do you suppose you could predict the traps for me?

165. - I totally see me doing that!

166. - Excellent.

167. Make way for king coverton the first,

168. Ruler of the planet earth!

169. Which I may rename "covertown."

170. Coverton? - No, covertown.

171. - "covertoid." - covertown.

172. - "owverton." - you know what? Never mind.

173. - "cow versus tongs." - I said never mind, bob!

174. Let's just get this coronation started.

175. Now, you'll warn me before I—

176. - Freeze!

177. - "ray" is the next word I was going to say.

178. A freeze ray is going to hit you.

179. Curse my dramatic...

180. Pauses!

181. Yes.

182. Curse them.

183. Perhaps I wasn't clear, bob.

184. I need you to tell me about the traps,

185. All the traps, before they happen.

186. Got it? - Got it!

187. Well, you got the freeze ray— you saw that one.

188. Then the floor drops out.

189. Then, it's just me, but I would not inhale

190. That blast of knock-out gas.

191. - And that's it?

192. - Pretty much.

193. - Excellent.

194. Let's begin.

195. Freeze ray dodged.

196. - Now the floor drops.

197. - What need have I of a floor when I have my hover—

198. - ohh!

199. Forgot about whatever that thing is.

200. I sincerely mean it when I say "whoops."

201. Anything else?

202. - I wouldn't breathe that knock-out gas.

203. - Right!

204. Ppuhh!

205. - Personally, I think it's much worse

206. Than the puke-your-guts-out gas.

207. - Puke-my-what?

208. - Did I forget to mention that one too?

209. - Yes!

210. - Silly me.

211. - Works as advertised, right?

212. - Doc?

213. El doctore?

214. You here?

215. Good.

216. If he won't make me a new predictacator, then I will.

217. How hard can it be?

218. Nice.

219. Now, add a little bit of this.

220. Aah! Oof!

221. - And we didn't even need the predictacator

222. To know this would happen.

223. - Indeed.

224. Link, you are quite predictable.

225. The golden crown will be mine!

226. - Do not go insiiide!

227. - Wait. What do you mean?

228. You said I would get a golden crown!

229. People would bow down!

230. Pain and suffering and pain!

231. - You will definitely get a crown

232. And all that if you go in.

233. But I'm just saying, you really shouldn't.

234. - Let me phrase this so even you understand:

235. Get out of my way, you insipid jiggle bag!

236. At last— the ultimate weapon is mine.

237. An automaton that will conquer the earth for me.

238. All bow before king coverton!

239. - Last time!

240. I really think you should leave.

241. - Silence!

242. Ultimate weapon robot, I command you to do my bidding.

243. - Ultimate whoopin' bot activated.

244. - Uh, "whoopin'"?

245. You mean "weapon."

246. - No. Whoopin.

247. Let's wrestle.

248. - Say what to who now?

249. - Oh, "whoopin'," not "weapon."

250. Well... Close.

251. Ha! Oh, man.

252. No, it's not remotely cl—

253. Aah! Ohh... Oh, boy.

254. warm-up routine completed.

255. Initiating pummeling protocols.

256. - No, don't initiate—

257. - You dropped this.

258. - Why would coverton mess with my personal wrestlin' trainer?

259. It's too dangerous.

260. That's why I've got all those traps to keep people out.

261. - You'd think bob could've warned the guy.

262. I mean, with those powers, he must've seen this coming.

263. - See, link? Predicting the future isn't all that.

264. - Yes, I'm sure coverton agrees.

265. - See, buddy? Just like I predicted:

266. He's bowing down to you as he puts the golden crown...

267. On your tooth!

268. - That's not what I was promised!

269. - Don't forget the pain and suffering.

270. - Oh, did I call it or whaaat?