Monsters vs. Aliens 1x31

Directed by

Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

Coverton tries to steal base secrets when everyone gets the alien flu.

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1. Male announcer: And now, nickelodeon and dreamworks'

2. Monsters vs. Aliens.

3. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

4. - ugh.

5. - Quivering infants.

6. Like you've never had a touch of jowl ooze.

7. Ooh, that looks tasty.

8. - I like a soldier who guts it out

9. Through a case of the sniffles.

10. Unlike link, who takes a sick day

11. If he eats too many cinnamon buns.

12. - Hey!

13. ooh. Whoa.

14. I got to lay down.

15. - Thank you, general.

16. I find the earth obsession with hygiene

17. Rather childish and—

18. Ugh!

19. - Mama's hotcakes!

20. - Whoa! Are they all right?

21. - Nothing too serious,

22. But it appears coverton's alien sniffle

23. Has a much more powerful effect on the people of earth.

24. - My scan confirms the doctor's diagnosis.

25. Earth people are incredibly weak and frail.

26. - That's not what I said.

27. - What exactly are we dealing with here, doctor?

28. - Instant, ultra-contagious superflu.

29. In related news, I'm going to pass out now.

30. - And no one blames the cinnamon buns?

31. - Get that snot-spraying sicko

32. Out of here asap.

33. - Unhand me, human cretins.

34. - And keep him locked down

35. Before he infects my entire base.

36. - I am an ambassador of the galactic—whoa.

37. Infect the entire base?

38. Oh, ow! My brain.

39. Apparently, I make an instant, ultra-contagious superflu.

40. If I could spread it around the base—

41. Oh!

42. Those were my lucky pants.

43. Anyway, infect everyone,

44. And I'll have the base to myself,

45. Free to pilfer their most tip-top-tippy secrets.

46. Now to slip past whatever devious "lockdown"

47. They've arranged.

48. triumph!

49. - Fella, that is just unsanitary.

50. - Down goes henry.

51. Oh, I'm positively oozing with anticipation.

52. High-five party!

53. - Did somebody say high-five party?

54. Zurp.

55. Fly, my orange pretties. Fly.

56. - Wha—ooh!

57. Uh?

58. I'm hit, mama!

59. - Licking handrails?

60. - Oh, oh, uh, I'm— I-I was merely, uh—

61. - That's my favorite game too!

62. Race you!

63. Whoa!

64. - Uh.

65. Sometimes the simpletons make it too easy.

66. - Ugh.

67. Daddy! Daddy!

68. I wanna ride the pretty pony.

69. - Hello?

70. Anyone not groaning in a pool of your own fever sweat?

71. No?

72. Goodie!

73. The base is mine!

74. The base is mine!

75. And I'll take one of these and—oh, that looks like fun.

76. And how about a—

77. Nothing!

78. Definitely not stealing any—

79. What are you doing conscious?

80. - Pony ride!

81. - Pony wh—

82. - Do you have a name, pony?

83. I will call you becky tinyhorse.

84. I love you so much!

85. Get off, you insufferable blue goobag!

86. - You called me poison words.

87. - Yes, I most certainly— - bad pony!

88. - Hello? Anyone?

89. I command you to answer and assist me.

90. - Coverton? - Sqweep!

91. Excellent. Where are you?

92. - General monger has ordered all healthy aliens into nurse duty.

93. - I do not understand.

94. Why do we baby the weak instead of harvesting their organs

95. For our dessert pies?

96. - Can I get a different nurse?

97. vornicarn!

98. Moisten the feverish foreheads.

99. Now I must find the best place for this "ther-mo-me-ter."

100. Hmm.

101. - Frankly, you are fortunate to be in lockdown.

102. - Uh, yes, lockdown.

103. - Pony! Pony!

104. - Huh? B.O.B.?

105. Oh, good. You found him.

106. - Oh good?

107. Look at him.

108. He's gone mad.

109. - I'm riding the ferris wheel,

110. But it made me spit up.

111. Like this.

112. - Yeah.

113. When b.O.B. Gets sick,

114. He totally hallucinates.

115. - I'd say he currently thinks

116. He's a five-year-old girl at the county fair.

117. - You promised me funnel cake.

118. - Well, someone come take care of him then.

119. I'm a very sick alien.

120. - Your stupid space flu got us sick.

121. You deal with it.

122. - You honestly expect me to play nanny

123. To some pony-obsessed goo girl until everyone recovers?

124. - Nah, b.O.B. Will have a new hallucination

125. Way before that.

126. - New hallucination?

127. What in the name of zargloom's semi-inflated bile sac

128. Are you talking about?

129. - Arrr, matey!

130. What be your business

131. Aboard the dread pirate ship jolly bobber?

132. - Where did you get an eye patch?

133. - I'll skewer your bones for me masthead!

134. - Oh, I'm—

135. Ahh!

136. - Yee-haw!

137. You see me rope that doggy?

138. - I am not your doggy.

139. - Now, where'd I put my branding iron?

140. Oh, there it is!

141. I'm blobman.

142. Sqweep! Sqweep!

143. - I'm extremely busy, coverton.

144. - And I am in peril of life and limb.

145. - I want a blankie. Asap!

146. - I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

147. - Sqweep!

148. Me want hot cocoa.

149. And a cinnamon bun.

150. - Yo, nurse, I'm burning hot over here.

151. now I'm cold.

152. - Blankie, blankie, blankie!

153. Blankie, blankie, blankie!

154. - I will open your belly

155. And make a blankie from your insides

156. If you do not stay in that bed.

157. - But I'm sick.

158. - Sqweep, you're a scientist.

159. Make a hallucination antidote or something.

160. - I'm otherwise occupied.

161. But do not worry.

162. Dr. Cockroach is already working on an antidote.

163. - Unacceptable.

164. I need that antidote now.

165. No. I do—

166. - Uh-oh.

167. Someone hasn't been flossing.

168. Tsk, tsk.

169. I'm afraid they're all gonna have to come out.

170. - Enough! Mercy!

171. I surrender.

172. I'm sorry I ever infected you.

173. All I ever wanted was to explore forbidden areas

174. And steal experimental superweapons.

175. - Thought you'd steal our superweapons, eh?

176. Well, not in my u.S. Of a, von brudelheim.

177. - What is a von brudelhei—

178. Antidote!

179. Where is that confounded antidote?

180. - Hmm, perhaps this one.

181. - Good, that is a very healthy fire scream.

182. - And the rash. I mean, I try not to scratch,

183. But maybe some kind of calamine lotion would help

184. If you know where to—

185. - No! Bad nurse!

186. No eating patients.

187. - Time for a taste of your own medicine.

188. - Is it bubblegum flavored?

189. You have the right to remain exploded.

190. - Time for a personality change again, yes?

191. - Hey, coverton, wanna go lick some doorknobs?

192. - Um, I'm very confused.

193. - Science!

194. - Dr. C. Finally hit the right antidote.

195. - Pumped it straight into the air system.

196. - So the entire base is breathing it in,

197. Even as we speak.

198. Aw, it tastes like sanity. Mmm.

199. - Of course, with your unique alien biology,

200. It is possible you may experience minor side effects.

201. - Exploding hiccups?

202. Fascinating.

203. - Okay.

204. I think I've got it under contro—

205. ah, no!