Monsters vs. Aliens 1x30

Directed by

Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

When an asteroid is detected heading for Earth, Team Alien is put in charge of the rocket being sent to destroy it. Meanwhile, Dr. C sends B.O.B. to play hide and seek. Unfortunately, he winds up hiding in the fuel being used to power the rocket, and Team Monster must rescue B.O.B. and alter the rocket's trajectory so it'll actually hit its target.

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1. - Welcome to the end of the world.

2. - I see.

3. Will it be catered?

4. - Mr. President, we're looking at a global disaster.

5. There is a wisonsin-sized meteor

6. On a collision course with earth.

7. This is armageddon!

8. - And armageddin' hungry over here.

9. What's it take to scare up a deli tray?

10. - Mr. President— - general.

11. I'm not worried about the planet,

12. Not with your crack team on the job.

13. - Your confidence is well placed, sir.

14. - Oh, I didn't mean you monsters.

15. - Inferior life-forms,

16. I grace you with my presence.

17. So top secret, high level

18. Basically means anybody

19. Can just stroll in whenever they please.

20. - I have been studying

21. The approaching meteor for months.

22. This hurtling hunk of doom,

23. Which I have nicknamed big ned,

24. Will be most difficult to destroy.

25. - For a pathetic earthling, perhaps.

26. For an alien... Pbbt.

27. Child's play.

28. - So you got the little cute one rolling on this.

29. - Yes, sqweep is a busy bee

30. Modifying one of your missiles

31. To blast ned into space dust.

32. - You don't know ned like I know ned.

33. He is a super-dense amalgamation of minerals.

34. If the rocket does not hit at the precise spot,

35. Kiss your thorax good-bye.

36. - Did I hear someone express a craving for deli?

37. Go, aliens!

38. - I win... Again.

39. - You, sir, forget we monsters

40. Have defeated aliens in the past.

41. - Must have been beginner's luck.

42. I feel your pain, doc.

43. But what are you gonna do?

44. They're aliens. It's a space thing.

45. - Not the point, link.

46. Dr. C was on the case.

47. He named the meteor, for crying out loud.

48. - Which is kind of weird. Think that was the deal breaker?

49. - It sounds like things got pretty tense in there.

50. Now, tell me again about the sandwich.

51. - The sandwich was the least important

52. Part of the story, b.O.B.

53. - Not if you skipped lunch,

54. Which I did... Skip lunch.

55. - It's 10:00 a.M., b.O.B.

56. - I have low blood sugar.

57. - You don't have blood.

58. - Well, I told you it was low.

59. - Excuse me, guys.

60. - Ungh. - ♪ oh, yeah

61. - oh, man.

62. Anybody seen my phone?

63. - I thought it was a candy bar.

64. - A candy bar with a ringtone?

65. - I thought it was a really cool candy bar.

66. - And what do you think you are doing?

67. - I have completed my modifications.

68. It is now time to analyze the meteor's flight path

69. And plot the rocket's trajectory.

70. - Ah, buh, buh, buh.

71. The president put team alien

72. In charge of the launch.

73. - Affirmative.

74. - And I am in charge of team alien.

75. So...

76. - So this is one of your unpleasant bossy moments.

77. - Smart child.

78. - Pbbt.

79. - Must have been beginner's luck.

80. Coverton will rue the day

81. He mocked monsters.

82. - Whatcha up to, doc?

83. - Working.

84. - Doctor, your whatever this is.

85. - Ionic disrupter, and do be careful.

86. - I work alone, b.O.B. - Gotcha.

87. - I laugh alone as well, b.O.B.

88. okay.

89. - Ooh, brain wave.

90. Who's up for a rousing game of hide-and-seek?

91. - Ooh, can I seek? - I was thinking you might hide.

92. - Can I hide? - Splendid idea, b.O.B.

93. Off you go.

94. Now, where was I?

95. Ah, yes.

96. Need to find the most awesomest hiding place ever.

97. Hmm?

98. Oh, yeah!

99. There it is.

100. - While I oversee the launch with the president,

101. I command you three— agh!

102. - Choose new words.

103. - I, uh...

104. Request...

105. - Humbly.

106. - Better.

107. - Look, I simply cannot have

108. Those monsters ruining this.

109. Wherever they go, catastrophe follows.

110. Keep them out.

111. - Attention, area-fifty-something,

112. Coverton here.

113. There is no need to panic

114. Regarding the rapidly approaching meteor.

115. We aliens have got your back.

116. - They gave him the mic?

117. They never gave me the mic.

118. - And while I have the mic,

119. I would like to point out that

120. Monsters drool, aliens rule.

121. Coverton out.

122. - Drool not, fellow monsters.

123. I have done it.

124. - Ordered a pizza?

125. - We will have sweet, sweet revenge

126. Against coverton for his cruelty.

127. - Unless he really hates pizza,

128. This does not seem like much payback.

129. - Ah!

130. - yeah.

131. - A whoopee cushion?

132. - No, no. That's too crude.

133. It's a whoopee cushion with stealth mode.

134. - Next-generation pranking. Killer!

135. - Classy, guys.

136. But I don't think pranks exactly advance the cause

137. Of getting on the president's good side.

138. - We don't get blamed if we don't get caught.

139. - Indeed, and with b.O.B. Preoccupied,

140. The odds of inadvertent disaster are greatly reduced.

141. - And in this case, preoccupied means?

142. - B.O.B. And I are playing

143. A friendly game of hide-and-seek.

144. - Except you're not seeking.

145. - Oh, so "preoccupied"

146. Means b.O.B. Could be anywhere right now.

147. - Completely unsupervised.

148. Yeah, that usually guarantees disaster.

149. - Maybe b.O.B. Picked

150. A completely harmless place to hide.

151. - Whoa!

152. Kind of a rough ride.

153. - vornicarn, down!

154. It is fuel tank, not intruder.

155. - Even if we split up,

156. I would have to put odds of finding b.O.B.

157. Somewhere between hopeless

158. And utterly hopeless.

159. - Don't sugarcoat it or anything.

160. - Hey, I lose stuff all the time.

161. Last week, lost my phone.

162. Dialed it, hamper rang, phone found.

163. - That would not work

164. Since b.O.B. Swallowed your phone.

165. - B.O.B. Swallowed my phone!

166. - Yello, susan's phone.

167. - B.O.B., it's susan.

168. - Not likely.

169. If you were susan,

170. You would be calling me on susan's phone,

171. Which you are not since I'm holding susan's phone.

172. - Okay, look.

173. You're using susan's phone,

174. But you're not susan, right?

175. - Yeah. Where are you going with this?

176. - Well, I'm not using susan's phone,

177. But I am susan.

178. - Susan! How you been?

179. - Yes! I've located the cell phone.

180. - Uh, got to call you back, susan.

181. I'm being pumped into something.

182. - What is b.O.B. Doing on the launchpad?

183. - Being pumped into? - The rocket!

184. - Fueling sequence engaged.

185. - Would you care to do the honors, mr. President?

186. - You bet. We are go for launch.

187. Clear the launchpad.

188. Ungh!

189. - What the?

190. - Coverton has given strict orders:

191. This is a no-monster zone.

192. - As promised, another flawless team alien operation.

193. Beep! - Launch in t-minus 30 seconds.

194. - B.O.B. Is doomed!

195. - No, he's not doomed

196. As long as he has friends like us.

197. - And?

198. - How about a swim?

199. - Launch in t-minus 20 seconds.

200. - Hey, sta'abi.

201. - Who's an alien-killing machine?

202. Is it you? Is it you?

203. Are you an alien-killing machine?

204. - Have at it, vornicarn.

205. - Hello. - Greetings, bug head.

206. You wish to challenge sta'abi?

207. - If only, my dear.

208. Sadly, you are about to leave in a rush.

209. - Bye!

210. - Well done.

211. - No problem. Just get b.O.B.

212. - Of course.

213. I'm in!

214. I'm out!

215. - Ignition.

216. - Whoa! - We have liftoff.

217. - Aw, you found me.

218. - Agh!

219. Sweet tooth.

220. This rocket's trajectory is all wrong.

221. It's time for the monsters to save the planet.

222. Won't take but a moment.

223. - He did what?

224. - That cockroach put in his own coordinates.

225. - Hmm. Which means what exactly?

226. - That rocket does not blast that meteor out of the sky,

227. We are doomed!

228. - I see.

229. - Shall we?

230. - Ow.

231. Boom!

232. - Susan!

233. Nice landing.

234. - All part of the, uh, plan.

235. - I'd like to be briefed on this plan.

236. - Isn't it obvious?

237. Sabotage.

238. - Actually, it appears

239. The monsters have averted earth's destruction.

240. - Cheerio, big ned. - Monsters for the win!

241. - What?

242. - Coverton's unique blend

243. Of arrogance and incompetence

244. Prevented him from seeing his mistake.

245. - hah, burn!

246. - Permission to jiggle while yelling yay?

247. - Permission granted.

248. - Yay!

249. - But, general, you can't—

250. Ow!

251. - Why don't you take a seat, dude?

252. - Allow us lucky beginners to help.

253. - I am not through here.

254. I will be heard.