Monsters vs. Aliens 1x28

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Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

Link pursues Sta'abi using a pheromone spray.

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1. - Whoo-hoo!

2. Tex-mex day!

3. - Yes, some things in here are muy caliente.

4. - oh, I love those.

5. Especially with lots of guacamole.

6. - B.O.B., I'm not talking about the food.

7. Ooh, fajitas.

8. - Sta'abi?

9. Please tell me you're not gonna ask her out again.

10. - Hasn't she rejected you in enough humiliating ways?

11. - Hey, angel. What'd you do with your wings?

12. - take back now.

13. Only the men of my planet have wings.

14. - You are under arrest for stealing...

15. My heart.

16. - Falsely accuse me of crime again,

17. And I will harvest all of your vital organs.

18. vital?

19. That's kind of important, right?

20. Ow.

21. Say, sta'abi, can I—

22. I was just wondering if you're done with the treadmill.

23. She's just playing hard to get.

24. Watch me weave my magic.

25. - I can't. It's too painful.

26. - I see you forgot dessert.

27. Fortunately, I'm sweet enough

28. For the both of us.

29. See?

30. - pathetic fish thing.

31. - I find your earth courtship rituals intriguing.

32. - That's great.

33. I'm glad something has come from the searing pain.

34. - They remind me of a lab experiment I conducted recently.

35. Female antarean mantises rejected the advances

36. Of the male antarean mantis,

37. But one spray of experimental pheromonium

38. Changed everything.

39. - Pheromonium?

40. Yow and za.

41. You, uh—you got any of that stuff around?

42. - Oh, no, it is strictly for academic study.

43. It might be dangerous outside of the lab.

44. That's why I keep it secure in my quarters.

45. - Your quarters, you say.

46. You know, sqweep, you and I should hang out more often.

47. We've got besties potential.

48. - Besties? - Bros.

49. Buds. Best friends.

50. - Hmm, an earth studies project on friendship.

51. - Ooh, do I smell—

52. I do. Extra credit.

53. - I do enjoy extra credit.

54. - Which is why we should head to your room

55. For a rousing game of checkers.

56. Come on. - Checkers?

57. My research indicates that there are other,

58. Much more favorable friendship activities.

59. - Um, like what?

60. - Super star dance power bonus.

61. Yay. Player two.

62. No go with your flow.

63. Player two loses. - Yep, not my game.

64. Know what is? Checkers.

65. Let's play in your room.

66. - Other activities first.

67. - Okay, now look, I'm known far and wide

68. For my high heat,

69. But because we're besties, I'm going easy on you.

70. - Cut the chatter and pitch,

71. You swamp-leech from planet zeebowich.

72. How does my earth trash talk suit you?

73. - Uh, good, yeah. I get the gist.

74. Okay, so here it comes,

75. But don't blame yourself if you miss the first few.

76. - Annihilating your friends at sports

77. Is most enjoyable.

78. - Okay, bestie, are you ready to rock?

79. - Let 'er rip.

80. Whee, hee, hee. - I know, right?

81. It feels like we're flying high above the—

82. Ooh, ah, ah, ooh!

83. Okay, seriously, scrapbooking?

84. - The reflection on past experiences

85. Furthers friendship bonding.

86. Here's a page on our zip-lining adventure,

87. So we may always remember it.

88. - I have scars, so I'll always remember it.

89. - Scrapbooking? - Don't forget the glitter glue.

90. - Yeah, top secret mission stuff,

91. Way past your clearance level.

92. Keep walking.

93. Why couldn't we do this, like, in your room?

94. - Glitter is messy.

95. Yeah, well, stop hogging the puffy stickers.

96. Ha, ha. Just totally owned you.

97. I am king of the galaxy.

98. - Well, king, you are about to be dethroned.

99. - Oh, yeah? Good luck with that, marshmallow head.

100. - After this, perhaps we can play checkers in my room.

101. - That's great. Uh-huh.

102. I—

103. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

104. Oh, butterfingers. I dropped the controller.

105. - This mistake shall prove fatal.

106. It was a tactical error on your part

107. To drop the controller—

108. - Yeah, right, uh-huh. Checkers time.

109. - Would you mind if I first log

110. Our previous friendship activities

111. In my report?

112. - Yeah, cool. Yeah, whatever.

113. - Later tonight, we shall take a ride

114. In general monger's hot air balloon.

115. This type of travel is reported

116. To be quite enjoyable for friends.

117. - Yeah, sure, with the balloon, yeah.

118. - Question: Why does general monger

119. Have a hot air balloon?

120. - Alien spaceship?

121. Don't be ridiculous.

122. What you folks saw was this here balloon.

123. - "the brain sensations that come from earth friendships

124. "are quite pleasurable.

125. "on a ten-point scale, several of our friendship activities

126. Have measured in the high nines."

127. - Oops, oh.

128. I almost spilled your extra pheromonium.

129. - That's not pheromonium.

130. It's the purple liquid on the shelf above.

131. - Gah.

132. - I will now schedule

133. Our friendship agenda for tomorrow.

134. What shall we do first?

135. Go fishing, make friendship bracelets,

136. Or pretend we run an imaginary puppy store?

137. - Yeah, think— you know what?

138. Yeah, gotta run.

139. - Hey, sta'abi. Pumping iron?

140. Nice. Linky likey.

141. - Let me make this clear, fish-thing.

142. I think you—

143. Are like the nargle-beast,

144. Rippling with muscles and fangs.

145. - Well, I—you know.

146. Ha, thanks.

147. So dinner tonight?

148. - Yes. Dinner.

149. Ahh.

150. Like putty in my hands.

151. - The balloon is ready for lift-off.

152. I even prepared popped corn and cotton that is candy.

153. - Yeah, the balloon. Right.

154. Well, I'm gonna have to pass.

155. Hot date with sta'abi tonight.

156. - I am confused.

157. We have previously arranged plans.

158. - It's complicated.

159. You'll understand when you're older,

160. And then you'll be like, "oh."

161. - I am admittedly young,

162. Only 768 earth years old.

163. Nevertheless, I should be able

164. To comprehend primitive earth concepts.

165. - Could this be any more perfect?

166. hey!

167. I'm trying to have a date over here.

168. Mmm. Yummy.

169. - Yeah. Yummy, huh?

170. Pepperoni's my favorite. Mmm.

171. Mmm, mmm.

172. - Mmm.

173. - Susan, could you answer a question for me?

174. - Ooh, question from a genius?

175. Okay, shoot.

176. - Do best friends always honor

177. Their time commitments to each other?

178. - Oh, well, they certainly try their best.

179. - Oh, my turn for a question.

180. Unicorns—are they real, and can I have one?

181. - What's this about, sqweep?

182. - Link has suddenly abandoned our friendship plans.

183. - What? That's terrible.

184. - It has left me experiencing a rush

185. Of unpleasant emotional reactions.

186. - Where's link?

187. I've got a few questions for him,

188. Like how could he do this to you?

189. - Yeah, and unicorns.

190. Don't leave me hanging.

191. - Link is on a date with sta'abi.

192. - That's impossible. She always turns him down.

193. Violently.

194. - Faster than a female antarean mantis.

195. the pheromonium.

196. If link used it, he's in terrible danger.

197. Hello, link. - What's up?

198. - You're looking good. - I'll say.

199. - Mm.

200. Sorry, ladies, the linkster

201. Is officially off the market.

202. - Feeding time is over.

203. - now it is feeding time!

204. - Okay, wait, is that a flirty euphemism,

205. Or are you actually talking about—

206. - Link, sta'abi's going to eat you!

207. - The pheromonium was synthesized

208. For antarean mantises,

209. And antarean mantises eat their mates.

210. - Talking about the what?

211. Mmm.

212. So I'm guessing the nargle-beast is—

213. - My favorite meal.

214. Aah!

215. thanks.

216. And before you say it,

217. I am probably never gonna spray myself

218. With something experimental again.

219. So lesson learned, probably.

220. - See what happens when you use other people, link?

221. I can't believe you. You are so—

222. Yummy.

223. - Not you too. - I-I can't help it.

224. I-I just think you'd be really tasty

225. With a side of fries.

226. Mmm. - Fish and chips.

227. - Come here, my tasty little nargle-beast.

228. - Aah, oh, man. - After him!

229. - Chased by link-hungry women—

230. In my dream, it was much cooler.

231. - I wanna eat him so bad.

232. And I don't even like seafood.

233. - Out of my way! I'm eating link.

234. - Eating link? He's my best friend!

235. I mean, if anyone should get to eat him, it's me.

236. - Aah. Aah!

237. You know, I think we should

238. Start seeing other people.

239. - There is no escape.

240. - Sqweep!

241. - Higher, sqweep, higher!

242. - Aah!

243. - Ow!

244. Come back!

245. - You saved me, thanks.

246. - According to my research, that's what friends are for.

247. - You're a lot better friend than I've been, sqweep.

248. - This is true, but I forgive you.

249. Checkers?

250. - You know it.

251. So how long till this pheromonium wears off?

252. - Three to four weeks.

253. - Wait a second— three to four weeks?

254. You mean I'm stuck up here?

255. Well, we got the checkers, right?

256. Your move, pal.