Monsters vs. Aliens 1x26

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Monger orders the monsters to clean up the Rec Room.

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1. - Hey! - Sorry, suze.

2. Air ball. I'll pick it up later.

3. - Meaning it'll just lay there

4. Until I get sick of looking at it

5. And I throw it away.

6. - You always beat me to it.

7. You're a go-getter.

8. We like that about you.

9. - And you.

10. Dirty dishes on a clean counter—

11. That doesn't bother you?

12. - You do know I eat garbage.

13. - Do you live in it?

14. 'cause that's what'll happen

15. If I stop mopping up after you three.

16. - What?

17. I'm done!

18. - Nowhere near.

19. You missed a few things there and there

20. And that pile over there.

21. Come on, are you blind?

22. - No, link.

23. I mean I'm done picking up after you guys.

24. - Oh, right. Yeah.

25. No, I knew that. Yeah.

26. She acts like we can't take care of ourselves.

27. - I'm bunking with sqweep.

28. You guys want to wallow in your own filth,

29. Have fun with that.

30. Shoot. Toothbrush.

31. ew.

32. - I'm wallowing in my own filth,

33. And I've never felt more alive!

34. - How—

35. I mean, two seconds—

36. You know what?

37. Don't care.

38. I'll get another toothbrush.

39. - Susan may have a point.

40. No one loves trash more than I do,

41. But one can have too much of a good thing.

42. Gentlemen, we need to clean.

43. - Yeah, I guess.

44. But cleaning is so boring.

45. - Not necessarily.

46. - This will be an excellent opportunity

47. To learn how to be what earth people call "roomies."

48. - Totally!

49. Pillow fights, board games...

50. - Advanced astrophysics...

51. - Sure, and you're gonna love

52. Having me as a roommate, 'cause I'm clean.

53. Some even say I'm a bit of a neat freak.

54. - Likewise.

55. - Sweet! - Susan?

56. Your skin cells are shedding onto me.

57. - Oh. Sorry.

58. - Might I suggest a molecular scrub?

59. - Ooh, is that sort of like a spa thing?

60. - Not exactly.

61. - You're going down, chump.

62. - Bring it.

63. - Goal.

64. - At this rate, we'll have to play

65. For six years, two months, and eight days

66. To clean this mess,

67. But who cares?

68. Face-off!

69. - So how do we score that?

70. - Ah, I've rolled a flangflong. - Meaning?

71. - I move my piece the square root

72. Of the absolute mass of the universe

73. Divided by pi.

74. - Which is? - Three.

75. Any child would know that.

76. - Oh, right.

77. Come on, mama needs a flangflong.

78. What are you doing?

79. - Blowing on the dice... For luck?

80. - How is exhaling disgusting microbes lucky?

81. - It's a—

82. - For a self-proclaimed neat freak,

83. Your cleanliness is lacking.

84. - No, no, I like clean. I really do.

85. - I'm glad to hear it, because once again,

86. It's molecular scrubbing time, susan.

87. - Ouch.

88. Oh, hey, guys. I see you.

89. - So we're in the right spot?

90. - Yup.

91. I see you and link and—

92. Hey, who's your friend?

93. - You're looking at yourself, b.O.B.

94. - Can we go now?

95. This place is giving me the heebies and the jeebies.

96. - Nothing to fear.

97. It's just a room of...

98. - Zombies!

99. Zombies...

100. Who are completely frozen,

101. So they're not really that scary.

102. Get ahold of yourself, man.

103. You really— wow, that's embarrassing.

104. - I know I'm not always the quickest to catch on,

105. But why the zombies?

106. - Welcome to level "z": Zombie storage.

107. These fellas were rounded up in '68

108. After an outbreak in the pittsburgh metro area.

109. Sadly, zombies didn't make the cut for team monster.

110. They just can't keep their teeth to themselves.

111. Also, they ain't the most durable.

112. - Wow, that was...

113. Amazingly informative.

114. - You know, mad science has shown it is possible

115. To domesticate a zombie.

116. Suppose we trained one to tidy up for us.

117. - A zombie butler.

118. - Precisely.

119. - Okay, let's do a deep dive on this.

120. I like the whole "someone else does our job" part.

121. That's strong.

122. But honestly, not a fan

123. Of the "one bite leads to a zombie apocalypse" part.

124. That part: Weak.

125. - But what if our zombie is of the toothless variety?

126. No teeth equals no bites.

127. - Oh, linky likey.

128. - I call dibs on naming it.

129. - Hurry, doc.

130. He's gumming me.

131. - There's our carrot.

132. Here's our stick.

133. Sweep, zombie. Sweep.

134. - Drools says he doesn't do floors.

135. - You speak zombie?

136. - You don't?

137. - Tell drools no sweepy, no smoothie.

138. - Nice. What's in that smoothie anyway?

139. - A veritable undead buffet:

140. Rancid meat, sun-dried roadkill, maggots...

141. - Oh, drools.

142. Over here, my dead man.

143. avian debris everywhere.

144. - That's the fun of a pillow fight, roomie.

145. - Dust mites.

146. We are surrounded.

147. - Oh, okay, do you have a—

148. - Quantum vacuum cleaner.

149. - Oh!

150. Cute, it's like— whoa!

151. Ow!

152. - Susan, this is not hygienic.

153. - Or comfortable.

154. Does this thing have a reverse or something?

155. Whoa!

156. - How unfortunate.

157. Now you are covered in dust mites.

158. you know what this means.

159. Zombie butler rules!

160. rules.

161. - I'm gonna say it again, a little more swagger this time:

162. - Hey, not a criticism, just a comment—

163. Just saying a skosh less finger in mine next time, okay, buddy?

164. - Gentlemen, I find myself feeling a trifle bored.

165. - Listen, I hear you, doc.

166. Drools does everything for us,

167. Except...

168. Hockey!

169. - Hey, come on.

170. That's twice now.

171. Seriously, we got to step up our defense.

172. - Great, more butlers!

173. - Ah! Zombies! Zombies!

174. - Welcome to level "z."

175. Wel—welcome to level "z."

176. I order you to cease and be deceased!

177. - Translation, b.O.B.?

178. - They want to be our friends...

179. And eat us

180. But in a friendly way.

181. - That's nice.

182. - You realize, of course,

183. There is only one course of action available to us.

184. - Wait. What?

185. - We're having a little issue

186. With our housekeeping service.

187. our...

188. Butler totally went to pieces.

189. - He lost his head

190. And a leg and most of his left arm.

191. - So you guys need me to clean up

192. Yet another one of your messes?

193. - Yes.

194. And promptly, if you would.

195. - Well, you're out of luck, guys.

196. I'm sqweep's roomie now.

197. - Susan, you're still oozing microbes all over.

198. We need to double your molecular scrub.

199. all right, fine.

200. Since you're begging me to come back...

201. - I wouldn't say "begging."

202. - That is overstating it a bit.

203. - Sqweep, you've been a wonderful

204. And very clean roommate,

205. But what can I say?

206. They need me. Bye.

207. - I'm going to have to decontaminate

208. This whole room.

209. - The zombie apocalypse is your little mess?

210. Give me a minute.

211. I need to borrow something.

212. hey.

213. - Hold on, guys.

214. - Whoa!

215. Dr. C, reroute the exhaust to the mess hall.

216. - Done. - And now reverse.

217. - Well, the mess hall is now aptly named.

218. - Yup, and this time,

219. You guys are gonna clean it up.

220. - But it'll take us forever

221. To get all these zombies back to level "z."

222. - Drools says he'll help.

223. Face-off!