Monsters vs. Aliens 1x25

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The monsters hack into Monger's top secret files.

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1. Monsters vs. Aliens.

2. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

3. - Wait. Wait. Whoa, wait. Whoa, wait. Whoa.

4. We were supposed to have another monster on the team?

5. - They call it "the man-beast."

6. General monger flew out here to recruit him years ago,

7. But he came back empty-handed.

8. - So with monger's "may or may not be birthday"

9. Coming up tomorrow, surprise!

10. We're gonna bring home the one that got away.

11. - Birthday present

12. And a new teammate/best friend?

13. Better practice my super-excited face!

14. let's do this.

15. - Has anyone considered perhaps the general

16. Left the man-beast here for good reason?

17. - So maybe he forgot his key and he has a temper.

18. Anyway, who's taking point here? - I'll go.

19. Just have to talk it out, monster to monster.

20. But you guys come in hot if it goes bad.

21. - Got your back, suze.

22. - Wait! Let me.

23. I know just how to deal with a ferocious beast.

24. Fetch! Catch the ball!

25. Walkies, who wants walkies?

26. - Peace, my strange blue friend.

27. A monster I may be but not a dog.

28. right in my nose!

29. - Nobody eats b.O.B. On my—whoa!

30. - Back, you feral—

31. - ow!

32. Oh, my gosh, who's the sparkle fangs fan—

33. - Susan!

34. Bad man-beast! Bad!

35. - Oh, no.

36. What have I done?

37. - Rest, little sparrow. I've got you.

38. okay.

39. - Thanks for the save.

40. And sorry about the fighting you stuff.

41. We thought you'd be all bitey, not so—

42. - Soulful, piercing eyes that hide a whisper of sadness.

43. - Okay, yeah, I was not gonna say that.

44. - It's all right.

45. I'm used to being

46. Tragically misunderstood.

47. - Susan, are you all right?

48. - Sorry.

49. Sad bad boys are, like, my secret romantic weakness.

50. - Hi, I'm b.O.B.

51. You're gonna join our team now.

52. Best friends, yay!

53. - I don't understand.

54. Join what? - Team monster.

55. Earth's freakish heroes? Area 50-something?

56. - Of course.

57. That jetpack general who yelled a lot

58. And made my feelings so very, very...

59. Sad.

60. Sorry, sorry, all good.

61. Carry on.

62. - I-I still don't know

63. That I can trust myself around other people.

64. This horrible curse—

65. You don't know what it's like.

66. - My good sir, I believe you'll find

67. We do know what it's like.

68. - Yeah, we're all monsters.

69. You'll totally fit in.

70. - Although dreamy, handsome guy spot's

71. Already taken, so, you know, ocupado.

72. I don't know.

73. Maybe you could be the funny one.

74. oh, yeah, he's the funny one!

75. - I accept.

76. - Yes! High fives!

77. b.O.B., you silly!

78. We always do welcome hugs...

79. While staring smolderingly into each other's souls,

80. Sharing our deepest hurt...

81. - Sometimes I think I'm pudding.

82. - Monsters, explain this unauthorized

83. Jet-swiping overnight mission.

84. - Surprise!

85. - Happy birthday, probably.

86. - While I cannot confirm the accuracy

87. Of your celebration, I will accept your present.

88. Thank you. Give me.

89. - Behold, your newest monster,

90. The dangerously yummy man-beast.

91. - Wow, secret army base! You guys have lasers, right?

92. - Uh, what is that?

93. - Hey! - Whoo!

94. - You brought that pencil-necked werewolf

95. On my base on my birthday?

96. Which it may or may not be.

97. - Wait. He's a werewolf?

98. - Whoo!

99. Hi, I'm the man-beast.

100. You can call me "the beast" or for dinner

101. 'cause you're pretty and we should kiss.

102. I'm gonna touch all the buttons now!

103. oh, buttons.

104. Feel you, bro.

105. - No, no, no, no, this is impossible.

106. He's a savage but sensitive beast.

107. That's his horrible curse.

108. - No, that's his curse:

109. One night a month of awesome beast,

110. 29 days of that guy.

111. - Wow, a rocket! Ah!

112. It's a pretty good rocket, but I've actually seen

113. Better rockets, so actually, it's lame.

114. Ow, I'm blind!

115. - Which is exactly why I didn't recruit him the first time!

116. - So your "may or may not be birthday" present

117. May or may not be ready yet.

118. Why don't you go enjoy your day,

119. And we'll fix this, okay?

120. - Tell me "fix it" means

121. "take the man-dweeb back to the geek shack."

122. - J.K. Totally not blind.

123. But I did find this in my ear.

124. Does it look infected?

125. - Mm, he's the doctor.

126. - I'm not that kind of doct—

127. Ugh, he wiped it on my lab coat.

128. - Star-crossed romance, link. Don't fight my destiny!

129. - Pretty sure your destiny doesn't involve

130. Dingus dorkburger wiping earwax on lab coats.

131. - Yes, he's in a bad place right now.

132. But somewhere inside that dorkburger

133. Is a tragically beautiful beast waiting to get out.

134. All he needs is a righteous babe who won't give up on him.

135. - Righteous?

136. - Hey, girl.

137. I can make noises with 17 parts of my body.

138. This one's a mouth noise...

139. - Okay, forget the babe plan.

140. Can you just mad-science shrieky geeky

141. Back into tasty wolf mode or something?

142. - I thought you'd never ask.

143. Synthetic moonstone:

144. 97% lunar minerals, 3% assorted filler.

145. - Ooh, glowy.

146. - Full moonlight causes the man-beast's transformation,

147. And the lunar energy in this stone

148. Should produce the same effect.

149. - Faster, doc. He's messing with the dvr!

150. - Did you know there's a whole channel

151. Of air being let out of balloons?

152. - Put the amulet on his neck,

153. And he should transform back to wolf mode,

154. Unless the 3% filler

155. Causes an unforeseen negative reaction to—

156. - Thanks, dr. C!

157. - Susan, the disclaimer!

158. - Wow, a present!

159. Aw, you must be totally into me.

160. You know, they're gonna call us "beast-normica."

161. We should lip lock.

162. - How about after you try on your present?

163. - Wow!

164. Wow!

165. Wow...

166. - So there was talk of maybe locked lips?

167. - Hey! Second date, buddy, second date.

168. - Whoa.

169. - He looks bitier than I remember.

170. - Negative reaction,

171. Just as I unexpected.

172. Well, it's not like it's science.

173. - Don't let him get—

174. Dang.

175. - Guard your cheeseburgers!

176. - Unhand the ham...

177. Burgers.

178. - Is he even stronger than last time?

179. - It's the synthetic moonstone.

180. We must destroy that amulet.

181. - Okay, sure, that's an option.

182. Or couldn't you just fix the moonstone,

183. You know, add some "handsome-onium" or whatever?

184. - You know that eventually the meat patties will run out.

185. What will your darling man-beast eat then, susan?

186. Hmm? - That guy?

187. - Ugh, fine.

188. Heads up. Going big.

189. Hold still.

190. - Got you!

191. Susan?

192. - You're okay.

193. And you're so snuggly.

194. Mm. - For now, yes.

195. But I already feel the change wrenching my soul.

196. I'm so sorry, little sparrow.

197. - No, I'm sorry.

198. I should never have tried to change you.

199. Deep down, I always knew the real lesson was—

200. Ah, forget lessons; we should just kiss

201. While you're still super cute.

202. - Agreed.

203. ugh!

204. - Wow, you are a really, really weak kisser.

205. I could do better. See you.

206. gross.

207. Ew.

208. - You know, I got to give props where props is due.

209. The dorkburger does exit with style.

210. - I'm riding off into the sunset!

211. - That's the sunrise, you—

212. Ugh. Just go away!