Monsters vs. Aliens 1x24

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Monger puts Sqweep in time out for making a mess.

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1. - Greetings and welcome to another informative edition

2. Of earth studies!

3. For today's entry:

4. Behold, a local classic.

5. The baking soda volcano.

6. Built to scale.

7. - No. - Please?

8. - No. - Please?

9. - No! - Please, please, please?

10. - No! - Cherry on top, please?

11. - For the last time, coverton,

12. You cannot attend the top-secret aero-tank test.

13. - But, general, it is a flying tank.

14. A tank... That flies!

15. I simply must attend for, um, fiercely peaceful reasons.

16. - And just what

17. Does a galactic peace ambassador want

18. With a 550-ton, voice-controlled,

19. Flying mega-weapon of hot doom?

20. flying doom.

21. - That is some grade "a" nightmare fuel, son.

22. - And now for the reactive ingredient.

23. science is fun.

24. - Let's get outta here!

25. - You cannot attend the aero-tank—

26. What is that?

27. Oh, wait! - Protect me!

28. - hmm.

29. I expected a messier reaction.

30. - Sqweep!

31. Get back here right this—

32. In all my days...

33. I have never...

34. Such blatant...

35. Disregard for—

36. this is serious! Pay attention!

37. - General, I do not know why you are so upset.

38. The foam is harmless.

39. - Not to my music pod.

40. - This ain't about damage!

41. Explosions and sudden avalanches

42. Are a routine part of base living.

43. But what you did was worse.

44. You made a mess!

45. And left without cleaning it up.

46. - Oh, no! - Look at this mess.

47. - No, you didn't.

48. - I had to ask henry to do it.

49. Took him half the live-long day!

50. - Oh, this is henry's everest.

51. - General, earth studies reports are extremely time-sensitive.

52. I did not have time to stop and clean.

53. - That may be,

54. But on this base, we clean up our messes.

55. No exceptions!

56. Little alien,

57. You've earned yourself a time-out!

58. - A time what?

59. - Whoo-hoo!

60. oh!

61. Did someone say "time-out"?

62. - I do not understand.

63. How can one be outside of time?

64. - Oh! Time-outs are great!

65. You go to this room. No tv.

66. No toys. No video games.

67. Just a cot and a funky-smelling toilet.

68. It's like a dream vacation.

69. General, requesting permission to time-out!

70. - B.O.B., you haven't done anything wrong y—

71. - Self-destruct activated.

72. Reactor overload.

73. Launching all missiles.

74. - Welcome to the official time-out chamber.

75. You are not to leave this chamber

76. Until your time-out is complete.

77. Understood?

78. Now you two think about what you've done.

79. - This does not feel so vacation-ish.

80. - "hello, would you like to discuss

81. Advanced quantum particle physics?"

82. "oh, I would.

83. But hands cannot talk."

84. And that is how you eat a sloppy joe, men!

85. Excuse me.

86. Yes?

87. Whoa, mama yeti!

88. - I have completed my time-out.

89. - What happened to you?

90. It's only been five minutes!

91. - For a brain that thinks in 15 dimensions,

92. Five minutes of boredom can feel like an eternity.

93. - Yeah, what's up with the whiskers?

94. - Oh, this is not a beard.

95. It is merely bed stuffing I glued to my face.

96. I do not recall why.

97. Things got a little weird after minute four.

98. - General, sir.

99. The aero-tank is ready for its test flight.

100. - Whoo-doggie! Let's do this.

101. - Right behind you, general. - Not for you.

102. - Time for my test drive in the skies!

103. Sqweep, why are you tank-blockin' me?

104. - General, you made a mess and left

105. Without required cleanup.

106. - Easy, son.

107. Ol' henry's just mopping your face.

108. - That all?

109. Tiny alien, I've got

110. A 550-ton flying boom-maker waiting for me.

111. I can't stop for this!

112. - But you put me in time-out

113. For not following cleanup protocol.

114. - Oh, that's different.

115. This is an exception!

116. On this base, we clean up our messes.

117. No exceptions!

118. That thing always recording?

119. - It sees everything.

120. - Well, well, well.

121. Isn't this quite the turning of tables?

122. A time-out for the time-outer.

123. A kid giving a grown-up a time-out?

124. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

125. General! You said!

126. - It seems the general is intent on setting a bad example.

127. - Well, now, I am not.

128. Because, um... No exceptions!

129. No exceptions! No exceptions!

130. - Oh, don't mind me.

131. Just found my new text-alert tone.

132. - You said, general.

133. halt the aero-tank test!

134. I've got to set a... Good example.

135. - Now a little creative editing,

136. And then it's aero-tank...

137. - Now, please, think about what you've done, general.

138. - Well, time to kill some time.

139. "hello, you wanna talk about flying tanks?"

140. "why, yes, I would."

141. What?

142. - It's me!

143. So I heard you were in time-out, and I thought,

144. "hey, why not play time-out with the big guy too?

145. He's always fun!"

146. - I am not!

147. - Oh, let's play funny faces.

148. My turn.

149. - B.O.B., I'm not here for games!

150. I'm just setting the right example for sqweep!

151. I've even put my tank test on hold,

152. Just to show I respect the rules!

153. - attention.

154. Aero-tank test flight is now commencing.

155. - Wh-what?

156. - Required personnel report to airfield

157. For immediate launch.

158. - Who authorized that?

159. Start—test flight— and—let—coverton—attend.

160. - Huzzah!

161. - whoa!

162. Good face!

163. Looks like you just pooped your pants.

164. Did you?

165. - First of all, that's disgusting.

166. Second, I gotta get over there!

167. - shame on you, general.

168. You have not finished your time-out.

169. - I don't have time for this anymore!

170. There's a tank taking off!

171. - You can go in five minutes.

172. - Tiny alien,

173. I'm not playing around with you.

174. - Ten minutes. - Don't you touch that timer!

175. - Oh, 15 minutes. - I'm warning you!

176. - 20 minutes. - Whoa, okay, calm down.

177. I'm good, I'm good.

178. - Please do not try to escape.

179. It will only add to your punishment.

180. - B.O.B., you gotta get me out of here,

181. Before someone gets their hands on my aero-tank!

182. - Oh, you wanna play pretend prison breakout?

183. That's my favorite time-out game.

184. Keep your head down, your chin up, kid.

185. I'm gonna bust youse out of this here hoosegow.

186. Mwah!

187. excuse me,

188. Mister guard person.

189. My name is granny monger.

190. I have come to bring my bubala a yummy baked treat.

191. plan "b."

192. - Thanks, b.O.B. I owe you one.

193. nightmare fuel.

194. - Halt!

195. - Oh, flying doom.

196. - Awaiting primary target.

197. ooh! Ah, yes.

198. where shall I doom first?

199. So many choices, you know.

200. - Banana—sock warmers—

201. - Error.

202. Unrecognized.

203. - Ukulele—hot dog!

204. - Hush, you! - Kangaroo pouch?

205. Stapler—loofah—

206. - You served your purpose.

207. - Ammo reload!

208. Alien—base attack!

209. - Command recognized.

210. Using alien as ammunition to attack base.

211. - What? No! What is this?

212. Obey my will, you infernal—

213. - Firing.

214. - Let's get outta here!

215. - Great bald eagle!

216. - Continuing mission objective.

217. - Aero-tank, stop blowing up my base

218. With coverton's face!

219. - Error.

220. Continuing attack.

221. - Why will it not stop?

222. - Electronics must be locked.

223. This is why we test things!

224. Well, looks like papa monger's gonna have to do this

225. The fun way.

226. Yee-haw!

227. - Electronics?

228. - Protect me!

229. Oh, floognarg.

230. - Obstruction detected.

231. Firing to free ammunition. - Say what, now?

232. - Mr. Aero-tank, you made a big mess.

233. Time-out.

234. - Fast thinking, soldier!

235. You just saved our sweet patooties!

236. - But I must clean up,

237. Or I will have to go in time-out again.

238. - Little alien, sometimes there are exceptions.

239. Besides, I think coverton's earned this one.

240. - Oh, best time-out buddy ever!

241. - What?

242. - And you can set the timer, b.O.B.

243. - no! Anything but him!