Monsters vs. Aliens 1x22

Directed by

Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

After the monsters are informed that uttering alien swear words result in physical consequences, Coverton passes a list of those words B.O.B. to cause havoc.

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1. - Those dummies were only two days from retirement.

2. why?

3. - Only five?

4. Vornicarn, where is the final trophy-skull?

5. - Oh, bad vornicarn.

6. Release. Obey me!

7. - [groans, snorts]

8. Stubborn, impudent jortnurg!

9. - Language.

10. - Indoor lightning.

11. Methinks this was not meteorological.

12. - And me thinks about what I'd look like as a hand puppet.

13. Nop, nop, nop, nop.

14. Nop, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop— - what the heck was that?

15. - She said the "j"-word.

16. - There's a "j"-word? - Not on this planet.

17. It is one of our alien forbidden words.

18. - You guys have your own swears?

19. That's kinda awesome.

20. - It is anti-opposite not awesome.

21. Unlike your earth potty talk,

22. The forbidden words have actual, physical consequences.

23. - The "j"-word makes lightning.

24. The "g"-word's spontaneous combustion.

25. And of course, we don't even speak

26. About the dreaded "q"-word.

27. you're kidding, right?

28. You know the way sta'abi is, such a kidder.

29. Oh.

30. - They are so destructive,

31. Only a simple fool would utter them.

32. - Precisely. Only a...

33. - Nup, nup, nup. Nop, nop, nop, nop.

34. - Simple fool.

35. - Nop, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop.

36. - I hate when he does that. Creep-to-the-e.

37. Hmm, "j"-word.

38. "g"-word. Double-"o"-word.

39. Flur-word. Mm.

40. And dare I go for the dreaded "q"-word?

41. Hmm, indeed.

42. Commence evil.

43. - Nop, nop, nop. Nop, nop, nop, nop.

44. "cool new words to say."

45. Huh.

46. Wow. These are cool!

47. I'm gonna go say them right now.

48. What's up, steve, you old girkmorch?

49. - Aah!

50. Aah!

51. - Oh, excuse me. - No worries, buddy.

52. It's all flurglegurgle.

53. - Huh?

54. Aah!

55. - Hm. - Curly fries?

56. Oh, yum infinity.

57. This is the best jornurging day ever.

58. - Okay, what was that?

59. - Desert volcano?

60. Methinks this was not vulcanological.

61. - I was totally waiting for b.O.B.

62. To say something ridiculous there.

63. - Yeah, that was kinda awkward.

64. Where is he, anyway?

65. - Who has spoken the forbidden words?

66. - The "q"-word makes a stinking volcano?

67. - Oh, no, this is merely from the double-"o"-word.

68. - If the brainless oaf whose toilet mouth did this

69. Also knows the "q"-word,

70. There will be much worse coming.

71. - Brainless oaf? Mm-mm.

72. - Look out! Fire!

73. Mr. President. What's up, frowny sad face, sir?

74. - It's what's down, b.O.B.

75. Look at these popularity numbers.

76. That was america dropping a hate-bomb on me.

77. - Oh, that is so just like america.

78. hm.

79. Have you tried being more popular?

80. - Great idea. I gotta really wow the people.

81. I'm thinking something internet-y,

82. Like a webcast video blog viral thing.

83. - Love it.

84. You should do it with that cat that laughs.

85. - But it needs that extra kick of cool, you know?

86. - Did somebody say "cool"?

87. - Wow. Those words are cool.

88. - And just think how groovy they'll sound

89. When they're broadcast through the entire world.

90. - You think we can work these into my interweb blogcast?

91. - You bet your flurglegurgle, sir.

92. - Oh, no!

93. B.O.B.!

94. - B.O.B.! - Yo, b.O.B.!

95. - Vornicarn, are you yet smelling

96. The blue monster's musk?

97. - That is vomit for "yes."

98. - General monger, have you seen b.O.B.?

99. - Affirmative.

100. He's off in the desert

101. Making some internet video hoo-ha with the president.

102. - What?

103. - Worldwide waste of time, if you ask me.

104. Got the script here and I can't understand half the words,

105. Like this word here.

106. What's a quoog—

107. It's the "q"-word. He's going to use the "q"-word.

108. We have to stop him! - Yes.

109. And I must "help" you.

110. - Why did you make air quotes on the word "help"?

111. - Um, uh, those aren't air quotes.

112. Uh, they're hel-por and handy,

113. The twin bunnies of good deeds.

114. "let's do some good."

115. "oh, yes. Let's."

116. - Oh. Hello, america.

117. It's just me, the president,

118. Ripping through the desert in a jeep

119. With my homey, an 8-foot gelatinous monster.

120. - Hi, america. - Yeah.

121. We just blew your girkmorched mind.

122. - There!

123. Your president must've used the "g"-word.

124. - Does he spit acid on his mother with that mouth?

125. - Where are we in the script, suze?

126. - Two more pages to the "q"-word.

127. Punch it!

128. - Some people say I've lost my mojo.

129. Well, to them I say, how do you like this jortnurg?

130. - Ow!

131. - Somebody put out that lightning.

132. I'm tryin' to watch a webcast.

133. - So hypothetically, if the president

134. Actually does say the "q"-word,

135. How horrible would this be,

136. Like, on a scale from 1 to aah!

137. - To speak the "q"-word from even one mouth is a disaster.

138. - And your president is about to blurt it

139. To the entire internet,

140. Multiplying the impact catastrophically.

141. - Thus cleansing the earth of all human life-forms

142. Just in time for—

143. Oh, look. It's the bunnies again.

144. "hello."

145. - You feeling me, america? Yee-ahh!

146. - Who wants to see some stunts?

147. - Let me hear you say, "oodifoo!"

148. - My tank!

149. - Double "o"-word?

150. We're only one page away from the big "q."

151. We have to stop him now.

152. - Eureka! I have the perfect device to—aah!

153. My extra-sensitive, comically oversized insect eyes!

154. Oh!

155. - Vornicarn, make me airborne!

156. Whoa!

157. - Yes! Mr. President! Mr. President!

158. You have to stop—

159. - Guys, shh.

160. You're interrupting a very important

161. And super cool livestream.

162. where was I?

163. Oh, right. So, in conclusion...

164. - B.O.B., you have to let us through!

165. He's gonna say the "q"-word to the world.

166. - Shyeah. How awesome is that?

167. - And there's nothing we can do to stop it.

168. Horror.

169. - No. There is still one thing.

170. Duck and cover your ears.

171. - Why?

172. - We must fight the "q"-word

173. With the "q"-word.

174. I will whisper quietly and hope for the best.

175. quoogwaffle.

176. - Whoa!

177. - And that is why we do not speak the "q"-word.

178. Come, vornicarn, I must scrub out mouth with rocks.

179. - That was some seriously intense jortnurg.