Monsters vs. Aliens 1x22

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Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

After the monsters are informed that uttering alien swear words result in physical consequences, Coverton passes a list of those words B.O.B. to cause havoc.

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1. - Those dummies were only two days from retirement.

2. why?

3. - Only five?

4. Vornicarn, where is the final trophy-skull?

5. - Oh, bad vornicarn.

6. Release. Obey me!

7. Stubborn, impudent jortnurg!

8. - Language.

9. - Indoor lightning.

10. Methinks this was not meteorological.

11. - And me thinks about what I'd look like as a hand puppet.

12. Nop, nop, nop, nop.

13. Nop, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop— - what the heck was that?

14. - She said the "j"-word.

15. - There's a "j"-word? - Not on this planet.

16. It is one of our alien forbidden words.

17. - You guys have your own swears?

18. That's kinda awesome.

19. - It is anti-opposite not awesome.

20. Unlike your earth potty talk,

21. The forbidden words have actual, physical consequences.

22. - The "j"-word makes lightning.

23. The "g"-word's spontaneous combustion.

24. And of course, we don't even speak

25. About the dreaded "q"-word.

26. you're kidding, right?

27. You know the way sta'abi is, such a kidder.

28. Oh.

29. - They are so destructive,

30. Only a simple fool would utter them.

31. - Precisely. Only a...

32. - Nup, nup, nup. Nop, nop, nop, nop.

33. - Simple fool.

34. - Nop, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop.

35. - I hate when he does that. Creep-to-the-e.

36. Hmm, "j"-word.

37. "g"-word. Double-"o"-word.

38. Flur-word. Mm.

39. And dare I go for the dreaded "q"-word?

40. Hmm, indeed.

41. Commence evil.

42. - Nop, nop, nop. Nop, nop, nop, nop.

43. "cool new words to say."

44. Huh.

45. Wow. These are cool!

46. I'm gonna go say them right now.

47. What's up, steve, you old girkmorch?

48. - Aah!

49. Aah!

50. - Oh, excuse me. - No worries, buddy.

51. It's all flurglegurgle.

52. - Huh?

53. Aah!

54. - Hm. - Curly fries?

55. Oh, yum infinity.

56. This is the best jornurging day ever.

57. - Okay, what was that?

58. - Desert volcano?

59. Methinks this was not vulcanological.

60. - I was totally waiting for b.O.B.

61. To say something ridiculous there.

62. - Yeah, that was kinda awkward.

63. Where is he, anyway?

64. - Who has spoken the forbidden words?

65. - The "q"-word makes a stinking volcano?

66. - Oh, no, this is merely from the double-"o"-word.

67. - If the brainless oaf whose toilet mouth did this

68. Also knows the "q"-word,

69. There will be much worse coming.

70. - Brainless oaf? Mm-mm.

71. - Look out! Fire!

72. Mr. President. What's up, frowny sad face, sir?

73. - It's what's down, b.O.B.

74. Look at these popularity numbers.

75. That was america dropping a hate-bomb on me.

76. - Oh, that is so just like america.

77. hm.

78. Have you tried being more popular?

79. - Great idea. I gotta really wow the people.

80. I'm thinking something internet-y,

81. Like a webcast video blog viral thing.

82. - Love it.

83. You should do it with that cat that laughs.

84. - But it needs that extra kick of cool, you know?

85. - Did somebody say "cool"?

86. - Wow. Those words are cool.

87. - And just think how groovy they'll sound

88. When they're broadcast through the entire world.

89. - You think we can work these into my interweb blogcast?

90. - You bet your flurglegurgle, sir.

91. - Oh, no!

92. B.O.B.!

93. - B.O.B.! - Yo, b.O.B.!

94. - Vornicarn, are you yet smelling

95. The blue monster's musk?

96. - That is vomit for "yes."

97. - General monger, have you seen b.O.B.?

98. - Affirmative.

99. He's off in the desert

100. Making some internet video hoo-ha with the president.

101. - What?

102. - Worldwide waste of time, if you ask me.

103. Got the script here and I can't understand half the words,

104. Like this word here.

105. What's a quoog—

106. It's the "q"-word. He's going to use the "q"-word.

107. We have to stop him! - Yes.

108. And I must "help" you.

109. - Why did you make air quotes on the word "help"?

110. - Um, uh, those aren't air quotes.

111. Uh, they're hel-por and handy,

112. The twin bunnies of good deeds.

113. "let's do some good."

114. "oh, yes. Let's."

115. - Oh. Hello, america.

116. It's just me, the president,

117. Ripping through the desert in a jeep

118. With my homey, an 8-foot gelatinous monster.

119. - Hi, america. - Yeah.

120. We just blew your girkmorched mind.

121. - There!

122. Your president must've used the "g"-word.

123. - Does he spit acid on his mother with that mouth?

124. - Where are we in the script, suze?

125. - Two more pages to the "q"-word.

126. Punch it!

127. - Some people say I've lost my mojo.

128. Well, to them I say, how do you like this jortnurg?

129. - Ow!

130. - Somebody put out that lightning.

131. I'm tryin' to watch a webcast.

132. - So hypothetically, if the president

133. Actually does say the "q"-word,

134. How horrible would this be,

135. Like, on a scale from 1 to aah!

136. - To speak the "q"-word from even one mouth is a disaster.

137. - And your president is about to blurt it

138. To the entire internet,

139. Multiplying the impact catastrophically.

140. - Thus cleansing the earth of all human life-forms

141. Just in time for—

142. Oh, look. It's the bunnies again.

143. "hello."

144. - You feeling me, america? Yee-ahh!

145. - Who wants to see some stunts?

146. - Let me hear you say, "oodifoo!"

147. - My tank!

148. - Double "o"-word?

149. We're only one page away from the big "q."

150. We have to stop him now.

151. - Eureka! I have the perfect device to—aah!

152. My extra-sensitive, comically oversized insect eyes!

153. Oh!

154. - Vornicarn, make me airborne!

155. Whoa!

156. - Yes! Mr. President! Mr. President!

157. You have to stop—

158. - Guys, shh.

159. You're interrupting a very important

160. And super cool livestream.

161. where was I?

162. Oh, right. So, in conclusion...

163. - B.O.B., you have to let us through!

164. He's gonna say the "q"-word to the world.

165. - Shyeah. How awesome is that?

166. - And there's nothing we can do to stop it.

167. Horror.

168. - No. There is still one thing.

169. Duck and cover your ears.

170. - Why?

171. - We must fight the "q"-word

172. With the "q"-word.

173. I will whisper quietly and hope for the best.

174. quoogwaffle.

175. - Whoa!

176. - And that is why we do not speak the "q"-word.

177. Come, vornicarn, I must scrub out mouth with rocks.

178. - That was some seriously intense jortnurg.