Monsters vs. Aliens 1x21

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Gillian Jacobs as Sta'abi (voice)

Susan accidentally gets Sta'abi hunting for her after learning that apologies are a mark of disgrace for her people.

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1. Male announcer: And now, nickelodeon and dreamworks'

2. Monsters vs. Aliens.

3. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

4. - Hey, suze, it's turkey tetrazzini day.

5. Looks like they finally took your suggestion.

6. - Of course. General monger loved the idea.

7. Turkey tetrazzini. Turkey tetrazzini.

8. Turkey tetra—

9. It's really good.

10. I'm sure you guys will love it too.

11. It's my all-time favorite dish.

12. - Mm, I look forward to indulging.

13. - And I can't wait to try it.

14. I'll eat anything,

15. Except that gloppy noodle stuff with the meat chunks,

16. 'cause that looks ridiculously nasty.

17. Ugh!

18. - That is the turkey tetrazzini, b.O.B.

19. - Oh, and tetrazzini means "looks kinda barf-y?"

20. - I-I'll just fish a sample out of the garbage...

21. Later.

22. - And I'll just—yeah.

23. Wow, I must really be disgusted right now

24. 'cause I got nothin'.

25. - Stop, it's delicious.

26. - Sta'abi, you'll try the tetrazzini, right?

27. - Ugh. Mushy baby food.

28. For weak humans, not mighty warriors.

29. I have live-protein diet.

30. - You mean "high protein?"

31. - I don't think she does.

32. So do you pull the heads off first or—

33. Ow!

34. - You're all trying it, you picky babies.

35. Oh, jeez. Sta'abi, I'm sorry.

36. - Here, I'll clean it off.

37. Seltzer, stat.

38. Oh, oh!

39. Oh, no! Really sorry!

40. - truly sorry. So, so sorry.

41. Like, a boatful of sorries.

42. - Sta'abi will endure no more!

43. - Whoa.

44. I said sorry, a lot.

45. - Oh. You call that an apology?

46. - On this planet? Yeah.

47. - Sta'abi is not from this planet.

48. Hers is a proud culture.

49. You must apologize profoundly,

50. Profusely, and publicly.

51. - Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

52. She is a warrior.

53. The only thing she understands is force.

54. So just step on her. I mean, really just step on her.

55. Then call it a day. Just walk away.

56. - What? No. Coverton's right.

57. Can't believe I'm gonna say this.

58. Thanks. - The pleasure is mine.

59. - Attention, please.

60. I have an announcement.

61. I want to say to everyone in this room,

62. As well as everyone all around the base,

63. Wherever they are,

64. That I owe sta'abi a huge, monster-sized apology.

65. - Oh, very good, good, good. - I am so, so sorry, sta'abi.

66. Really sorry, from the bottom of my heart.

67. - Good, keep going.

68. - I even made you an "I'm sorry" card.

69. See? The saw is, like, "saw-ry."

70. 'cause I'm sorry? Get it?

71. cute, right?

72. And not only that,

73. I baked you a cake.

74. and I only had one bite.

75. - B.O.B.! - What?

76. You said I could have one.

77. - I said you could have none.

78. None. - Oh.

79. I gotta get my ears cleaned out.

80. Also, I gotta get ears.

81. - Okay. I'll bake you another cake.

82. I'll bake you a cake every day for the rest of the week.

83. Just another way to say—

84. - You know what I'm gonna say, right?

85. - Gah!

86. ♪ cake

87. - I-I don't understand.

88. - You think sta'abi so weak to need your apologies?

89. No!

90. Apologies are for weepy earth babies...

91. Not glory hunter like sta'abi.

92. - Wait, you're mad because I'm apologizing?

93. - On my planet, apology is worst insult.

94. - Yes, yes, that's right.

95. - So you're not mad

96. Because I got tetrazzini on your uniform?

97. Or because I sprayed you with seltzer?

98. no.

99. Seltzer was delightful and refreshing.

100. But apology insult was not!

101. - But—but coverton said you'd want a big, public "so sorry."

102. what's that?

103. Oh! General monger is summoning me.

104. - I don't hear anything.

105. - Uh, uh, coming, general.

106. - Coverton. Look, I didn't know.

107. I'm so sorry, which is totally the wrong thing to say.

108. Sorry. Gah! Did it again.

109. Sorry. Gah!

110. - I declare growl'nkoot!

111. Growl'nkoot! Growl'nkoot!

112. Growl'nkoot!

113. - Growl and coot? What does that mean?

114. - Ancient ritual.

115. Means there is hak'ngut between us.

116. - Helpful. And hak'ngut means?

117. - I reclaim my honor by hunting you,

118. Carving out your fralnick, and feeding it to vornicarn.

119. - Fralnick. I won't even ask.

120. But I think I wanna keep it.

121. - The hunt will begin at the rise

122. Of the fourth moon.

123. - Point of order: Earth has but one moon.

124. - Really? Good to know.

125. Okay, we start now.

126. - Sorry.

127. Guys, stop. I'm sure I can clear the air.

128. - Uh-uh.

129. That air has turned from a funnel cloud

130. To an f5 tornado.

131. - Precisely, so we must flee

132. To the deepest regions of the base.

133. - We'll be safe in here.

134. - Giant iron balls dropping from the ceiling

135. Doesn't seem—oh!-- Very safe.

136. - Why would someone make a room like this?

137. I mean, seriously. What is the point?

138. - Ah, susan, when you start thinking like that,

139. Soon you're asking "what's the point

140. Of putting peanut butter on a hamster?"

141. - good chat.

142. I think we all learned something today here, gang.

143. I know I did.

144. - Aah!

145. B.O.B., run!

146. - yes.

147. Sta'abi smells the stink of susan, too.

148. - What's our next move?

149. - Whatever it is, let's choose wisely.

150. - Oh, I know!

151. I found these flowers and muffins.

152. I'll take them to sta'abi. They'll make her happy.

153. - No, b.O.B.

154. Who doesn't love flowers and muffins?

155. - More hiding? That's our wise move?

156. This is ridiculous. We can't avoid sta'abi forever.

157. - Then go back to my original suggestion:

158. Step on her.

159. I mean, really step on her!

160. - No, that's the last thing I wanna do,

161. Aside from giving her my fralnick,

162. Which I'm still using— I think.

163. This whole situation is a horrible misunderstanding.

164. I was just ignorant about sta'abi's culture.

165. - Ignorance. That's the answer.

166. - Works for me.

167. - We haven't much knowledge about sta'abi.

168. Likewise, she hasn't much information about us,

169. Particularly about human anatomy.

170. And this is a weakness...

171. We can... Exploit.

172. where... Are... We?

173. More gummy worms.

174. - Oh, yes, a few more.

175. - B.O.B., they're not a snack.

176. - And yet, not quite a meal.

177. - Just put these here and— voila.

178. - There. That looks authentic enough.

179. - Oh, no. It's sta'abi.

180. - No more seek and hide.

181. - I couldn't agree more.

182. I'm ready to accept my fate.

183. - Oh! Ow!

184. You—you tagged me good, sta'abi.

185. Oh. Oh.

186. Oh, no, my fralnick!

187. - Barely, I touch you. Are all humans this feeble?

188. - Like you wouldn't believe.

189. - Mm-hmm, full of defects. A shoddy house of cards.

190. - Oh, well, I'll have to live without my fralnick,

191. Which, by the way, us humans can totally do.

192. So we're even steven, right?

193. - This no fralnick. What fool you take sta'abi for?

194. - Well, um, human fralnicks are kinda... Gummy?

195. gooblesnark!

196. Even better.

197. - right.

198. Yummy and gummy.

199. - Honor and duty are satisfied.

200. Growl'nkoot is done.

201. - Oh, sweet.

202. Well, see you around, sta'abi. Bye.

203. - She fell for it. - Yay!

204. She fell for it! Yay!

205. Hooray! Did you hear that, susan?

206. She fell for it. - Fell for it?

207. Fell for what?

208. - Sta'abi, your voice sounds kinda harsh.

209. This is a time for celebration

210. 'cause you totally fell for the bogus gummy fralnick and—

211. - Bogus? Growl'nkoot!

212. - That is enough.

213. - step on her.

214. - We are gonna make peace

215. Even if I have to grind you into the ground.

216. - What did you say? - Uh, make peace?

217. - No. The other thing.

218. grind you into the ground?

219. - Ah.

220. Finally, you act with honor.

221. - What-a-wha? - We are flarn'groot.

222. - Does that mean even steven?

223. - No, but sta'abi will stop hunting you for now.

224. - Good enough.

225. - Now? - Yeah, b.O.B., now.

226. - Yay! Hooray!

227. Yay! Hooray!

228. Whoops. Sorry.

229. - Growl'nkoot!

230. - I said I was sorry.

231. Why are you so mad?