1. - Code zebra!
Scramble the jets!
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2. Roll the tanks!
We've got an intruder!
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3. All monsters topside,
a-s-a and p.
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4. - Hold the line, guys.
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5. - No telling what kind of
nightmarish abomination
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6. We're facing.
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7. Though I gotta admit,
"little old lady"
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8. Was way, way,
way down the list.
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9. - War cry!
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10. Uh, I'll be over here.
Ma'am.
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11. - Ms. Klangpopper?
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12. - Someone's appearance
has certainly changed.
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13. - Yes, the mutation—
- the moustache.
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14. Your lip is in ruins, herbert.
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15. - "herbert"?
- Doctor c...
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16. Do you know this woman?
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17. - Yes. She was my second grade
teacher and nemesis.
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18. - Headmistress klangpopper,
elementary educator.
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19. - General w.R. Monger,
base commander.
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20. Now we got the pleasantries
in our rearviews,
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21. Tell me why you violated
my secret base.
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22. - No choice.
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23. I've uncovered
a mysterious gap
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24. In herbert's transcript.
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25. - No...
You couldn't have.
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26. Not after all these years.
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27. - Did you honestly believe
I wouldn't notice
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28. You dashed out on your second
grade singing recital?
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29. - You didn't
for several decades.
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30. Besides, no—no one
cares about that now!
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31. I-I have a three degrees
in advanced mad sciences.
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32. - Then you should be able
to do the math.
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33. If I revoke
your grade school diploma...
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34. - Then my middle school years
are void. And so is—
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35. - Your high school diploma.
Which means...
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36. - My college degree
is cancelled. And then—
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37. - P.H.-De-nied!
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38. Congratulations,
"mister" herbert cockroach.
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39. You've flunked life.
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40. - You mean the doc
isn't a doc?
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41. - Top mark, miss.
Gold star.
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42. oh, gosh, thanks.
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43. I was always popular
with my teachers.
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44. - And not so much with your
fellow students.
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45. Just a guess.
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46. - Yeah,
like that wasn't cool.
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47. Can I help it
if I'm a shining star?
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48. - General, please.
End this madness.
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49. - Frankly, doc—er—
mister cockroach,
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50. I like what
ms. Klangpopper is saying.
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51. - General monger,
what are you saying?
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52. - I'm saying make melody
or lose your science license.
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53. - Yes. Sing, herbert.
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54. Sing! Sing!
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55. - But I-I-I can't.
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56. - Guys, that thing with
the toilet paper happened again.
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57. - Aw, b.O.B.,
we've been through this
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58. At least a hundred times.
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59. - That b.O.B.,
darn it all.
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60. He just can't be taught.
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61. - Excuse me?
"can't be taught"?
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62. Everyone can be taught.
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63. You just need
the proper teacher.
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64. - I don't know.
B.O.B.'s pretty hopeless.
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65. - Ugh!
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66. Not true.
I learned the alphabet.
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67. "a,"q," 5, nose,
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68. Dancing-robot and zoom!
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69. - See?
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70. - This desperate creature
needs a professional!
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71. - Well, if anybody
can teach b.O.B.,
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72. It'd be you,
ms. Klangpopper.
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73. - By blood, toil, tears,
and sweat, he will learn.
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74. - Looks like you're hitting
the books, buddy.
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75. - Am I ever!
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76. Stupid books!
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77. - We'll leave you to it then.
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78. B.O.B.'s buying us time.
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79. Grab dr. C and run!
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80. - Aah!
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81. - Dumb books!
I'll teach you to teach me!
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82. Aah!
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83. - No! Without mad science,
I'm nothing! Nothing!
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84. - I'm just saying
I always thought
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85. His first name was "doctor."
- really, link?
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86. And he just happens
to also be a doctor?
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87. - Hey, his last name
is cockroach,
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88. And he just happens to also
be a cockroach. Boom.
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89. - Name the capital
of the United States.
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90. - Okay, let's call it pete.
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91. No, no, no, wait, wait.
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92. Donny.
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93. Donny u.S. Jackson, jr.
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94. nailed it.
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95. - So we've got to get doc—
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96. - Herb.
- Over his stage fright.
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97. - It's worse than stage fright,
susan.
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98. Much, much worse.
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99. I genuinely cannot sing.
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100. - Oh, come on.
Everyone can sing.
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101. - Oh? Observe.
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102. It burns, it burns.
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103. - So, that's enough of that.
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104. - Told you.
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105. - Let's try fractions.
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106. If we divide this pie into—
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107. Nice. What kind of fractions
was that? Blueberry?
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108. - Everyone can be taught.
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109. - Light bulb!
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110. Susan,
you rocked karaoke night,
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111. So how about this—
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112. You stand behind
a curtain and sing
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113. While doc moves his lips.
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114. Boom, singing!
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115. - Whoa, I do not
like cheating.
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116. Another thing the other kids
in school just loved about me.
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117. - I agree with susan.
- Thank you.
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118. - But not her mamby pamby
teacher's pet morality.
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119. - Hey!
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120. - Your plan is too low tech,
link.
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121. Where's the fun?
Where's the mad science?
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122. Ah, here it is.
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123. - Uh!
What are you doing to me?
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124. - I've reversed
your subatomic structure,
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125. Causing you to shrink
instead of grow.
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126. - Change me back!
- Can't. But fret not!
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127. - Hey!
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128. - Mere minutes from now,
you shall return to normal.
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129. - ew.
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130. Do you ever floss?
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131. - Focus, nano susan.
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132. Row, row, row your boat
on three.
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133. - Row, row, row your boat?
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134. Something wrong
with this century?
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135. - Ba ba ba! Now...
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136. One, two, three.
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137. - Well, the voice is
a little on the girly side—
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138. - So sorry!
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139. - But you work
with what you've got.
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140. Way to beat
the system, doc!
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141. And shining star.
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142. Um, I think—I think
I swallowed susan.
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143. She's not coming out.
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144. - Still... Not... Working.
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145. - Maybe if we wait long enough
she'll come out,
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146. You know, the other way?
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147. - Ew! Make him hurl!
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148. - I'm afraid
we have bigger problems.
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149. - Maybe for you.
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150. - Your subatomic restructuring
was only temporary.
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151. In ten minutes,
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152. You'll revert to normal size.
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153. And thus my head will explode.
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154. - Still not going the other way!
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155. - So... How'd I do?
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156. - I'm on my sixth red pen.
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157. You spelled
your own name with two "o's.
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158. - Way to go, boob.
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159. - If I sing a prolonged series
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160. Of very specific auditory tones,
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161. That might eject you
from my esophagus.
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162. - You are going to sing me out?
You?
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163. - The irony is not
lost on me, susan.
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164. - "x marks the spot"?
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165. - The showstopper
from tic tac toe,
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166. The musical.
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167. - I hate that show!
That song is nauseating!
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168. - Let us hope so.
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169. For I must sing it now,
note for note.
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170. Our very lives depend on it.
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171. - All the confidence
in the world, doc.
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172. You're gonna nail this.
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173. But if you don't, can I have
your thing that goes—
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174. Vzzzzzz, vzzzzzz, vzzzzzz?
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175. What's that thing called?
It's cool.
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176. - Breathe in, breathe out.
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177. Perhaps
a simple art project.
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178. All you need to do is glue
the macaroni to the can.
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179. There is absolutely
no wrong way to—aah!
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180. - Help! Help!
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181. I did it wrong!
Ms. Klngpuffr? You here?
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182. - Enough.
I admit defeat.
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183. Not everyone can be taught.
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184. - So we're all learning
something today. Oop!
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185. I-I can't do it.
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186. - Sing! I can't control
this much longer!
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187. - You've gotta sing, doc!
You don't have a choice.
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188. - Yes, herbert.
You don't have a choice.
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189. - Time to sing
or get off the pot.
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190. here we go.
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191. - Ah.
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192. - Uh! Stop!
- Whoa, whoa!
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193. - Bring it on home, doc.
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194. - ugh.
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195. I have never needed a shower
more than this moment.
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196. - Did I pass?
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197. - You were off-key, flat,
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198. And for some reason,
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199. You saw fit to regurgitate
a full-grown woman.
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200. I'm giving you
a "d" minus minus.
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201. - Which is a passing grade.
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202. Huzzah!
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203. - Looks like you're back
in the mad science game.
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204. - Way to go, herbert!
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205. - Excuse me,
my name is dr. Cockroach.
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