Monsters vs. Aliens 1x20

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Dr. C's former teacher reveals a missing music grade in his transcript.

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1. - Code zebra! Scramble the jets!

2. Roll the tanks! We've got an intruder!

3. All monsters topside, a-s-a and p.

4. - Hold the line, guys.

5. - No telling what kind of nightmarish abomination

6. We're facing.

7. Though I gotta admit, "little old lady"

8. Was way, way, way down the list.

9. - War cry!

10. Uh, I'll be over here. Ma'am.

11. - Ms. Klangpopper?

12. - Someone's appearance has certainly changed.

13. - Yes, the mutation— - the moustache.

14. Your lip is in ruins, herbert.

15. - "herbert"? - Doctor c...

16. Do you know this woman?

17. - Yes. She was my second grade teacher and nemesis.

18. - Headmistress klangpopper, elementary educator.

19. - General w.R. Monger, base commander.

20. Now we got the pleasantries in our rearviews,

21. Tell me why you violated my secret base.

22. - No choice.

23. I've uncovered a mysterious gap

24. In herbert's transcript.

25. - No... You couldn't have.

26. Not after all these years.

27. - Did you honestly believe I wouldn't notice

28. You dashed out on your second grade singing recital?

29. - You didn't for several decades.

30. Besides, no—no one cares about that now!

31. I-I have a three degrees in advanced mad sciences.

32. - Then you should be able to do the math.

33. If I revoke your grade school diploma...

34. - Then my middle school years are void. And so is—

35. - Your high school diploma. Which means...

36. - My college degree is cancelled. And then—

37. - P.H.-De-nied!

38. Congratulations, "mister" herbert cockroach.

39. You've flunked life.

40. - You mean the doc isn't a doc?

41. - Top mark, miss. Gold star.

42. oh, gosh, thanks.

43. I was always popular with my teachers.

44. - And not so much with your fellow students.

45. Just a guess.

46. - Yeah, like that wasn't cool.

47. Can I help it if I'm a shining star?

48. - General, please. End this madness.

49. - Frankly, doc—er— mister cockroach,

50. I like what ms. Klangpopper is saying.

51. - General monger, what are you saying?

52. - I'm saying make melody or lose your science license.

53. - Yes. Sing, herbert.

54. Sing! Sing!

55. - But I-I-I can't.

56. - Guys, that thing with the toilet paper happened again.

57. - Aw, b.O.B., we've been through this

58. At least a hundred times.

59. - That b.O.B., darn it all.

60. He just can't be taught.

61. - Excuse me? "can't be taught"?

62. Everyone can be taught.

63. You just need the proper teacher.

64. - I don't know. B.O.B.'s pretty hopeless.

65. - Ugh!

66. Not true. I learned the alphabet.

67. "a,"q," 5, nose,

68. Dancing-robot and zoom!

69. - See?

70. - This desperate creature needs a professional!

71. - Well, if anybody can teach b.O.B.,

72. It'd be you, ms. Klangpopper.

73. - By blood, toil, tears, and sweat, he will learn.

74. - Looks like you're hitting the books, buddy.

75. - Am I ever!

76. Stupid books!

77. - We'll leave you to it then.

78. B.O.B.'s buying us time.

79. Grab dr. C and run!

80. - Aah!

81. - Dumb books! I'll teach you to teach me!

82. Aah!

83. - No! Without mad science, I'm nothing! Nothing!

84. - I'm just saying I always thought

85. His first name was "doctor." - really, link?

86. And he just happens to also be a doctor?

87. - Hey, his last name is cockroach,

88. And he just happens to also be a cockroach. Boom.

89. - Name the capital of the United States.

90. - Okay, let's call it pete.

91. No, no, no, wait, wait.

92. Donny.

93. Donny u.S. Jackson, jr.

94. nailed it.

95. - So we've got to get doc—

96. - Herb. - Over his stage fright.

97. - It's worse than stage fright, susan.

98. Much, much worse.

99. I genuinely cannot sing.

100. - Oh, come on. Everyone can sing.

101. - Oh? Observe.

102. It burns, it burns.

103. - So, that's enough of that.

104. - Told you.

105. - Let's try fractions.

106. If we divide this pie into—

107. Nice. What kind of fractions was that? Blueberry?

108. - Everyone can be taught.

109. - Light bulb!

110. Susan, you rocked karaoke night,

111. So how about this—

112. You stand behind a curtain and sing

113. While doc moves his lips.

114. Boom, singing!

115. - Whoa, I do not like cheating.

116. Another thing the other kids in school just loved about me.

117. - I agree with susan. - Thank you.

118. - But not her mamby pamby teacher's pet morality.

119. - Hey!

120. - Your plan is too low tech, link.

121. Where's the fun? Where's the mad science?

122. Ah, here it is.

123. - Uh! What are you doing to me?

124. - I've reversed your subatomic structure,

125. Causing you to shrink instead of grow.

126. - Change me back! - Can't. But fret not!

127. - Hey!

128. - Mere minutes from now, you shall return to normal.

129. - ew.

130. Do you ever floss?

131. - Focus, nano susan.

132. Row, row, row your boat on three.

133. - Row, row, row your boat?

134. Something wrong with this century?

135. - Ba ba ba! Now...

136. One, two, three.

137. - Well, the voice is a little on the girly side—

138. - So sorry!

139. - But you work with what you've got.

140. Way to beat the system, doc!

141. And shining star.

142. Um, I think—I think I swallowed susan.

143. She's not coming out.

144. - Still... Not... Working.

145. - Maybe if we wait long enough she'll come out,

146. You know, the other way?

147. - Ew! Make him hurl!

148. - I'm afraid we have bigger problems.

149. - Maybe for you.

150. - Your subatomic restructuring was only temporary.

151. In ten minutes,

152. You'll revert to normal size.

153. And thus my head will explode.

154. - Still not going the other way!

155. - So... How'd I do?

156. - I'm on my sixth red pen.

157. You spelled your own name with two "o's.

158. - Way to go, boob.

159. - If I sing a prolonged series

160. Of very specific auditory tones,

161. That might eject you from my esophagus.

162. - You are going to sing me out? You?

163. - The irony is not lost on me, susan.

164. - "x marks the spot"?

165. - The showstopper from tic tac toe,

166. The musical.

167. - I hate that show! That song is nauseating!

168. - Let us hope so.

169. For I must sing it now, note for note.

170. Our very lives depend on it.

171. - All the confidence in the world, doc.

172. You're gonna nail this.

173. But if you don't, can I have your thing that goes—

174. Vzzzzzz, vzzzzzz, vzzzzzz?

175. What's that thing called? It's cool.

176. - Breathe in, breathe out.

177. Perhaps a simple art project.

178. All you need to do is glue the macaroni to the can.

179. There is absolutely no wrong way to—aah!

180. - Help! Help!

181. I did it wrong! Ms. Klngpuffr? You here?

182. - Enough. I admit defeat.

183. Not everyone can be taught.

184. - So we're all learning something today. Oop!

185. I-I can't do it.

186. - Sing! I can't control this much longer!

187. - You've gotta sing, doc! You don't have a choice.

188. - Yes, herbert. You don't have a choice.

189. - Time to sing or get off the pot.

190. here we go.

191. - Ah.

192. - Uh! Stop! - Whoa, whoa!

193. - Bring it on home, doc.

194. - ugh.

195. I have never needed a shower more than this moment.

196. - Did I pass?

197. - You were off-key, flat,

198. And for some reason,

199. You saw fit to regurgitate a full-grown woman.

200. I'm giving you a "d" minus minus.

201. - Which is a passing grade.

202. Huzzah!

203. - Looks like you're back in the mad science game.

204. - Way to go, herbert!

205. - Excuse me, my name is dr. Cockroach.