Monsters vs. Aliens 1x19

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Susan tries to prevent the monsters from destroying the base with a doomsday prank.

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1. Male announcer: And now, nickelodeon and dreamworks'

2. Monsters vs. Aliens.

3. - Oh, yeah, it's freaky.

4. hello?

5. Coming.

6. Did you knock? - No.

7. - Hmm. Curious.

8. aah!

9. Aah! - Wah!

10. - I don't understand what happened.

11. My calculations were perfect.

12. - Well, sometimes you do make a six

13. That kind of looks like a four.

14. more like four-get about it!

15. It was me, doc.

16. I switched beakers on you.

17. April fools', my friend! Ba-boom.

18. - Aw, no.

19. April 1st.

20. - April fools' day?

21. Okay, I'll take care of the turkey.

22. Susan, you do the stuffing.

23. Link, cranberry sauce— fresh, not canned.

24. - But I like the canned better.

25. It keeps the shape of the can, even the ridges.

26. - Fine. And dr. C?

27. Hey! Get your head in the game.

28. The nine hours of football we're gonna be watching...

29. - You're celebrating the wrong holiday, b.O.B.

30. - April fools' is about playing harmless pranks on people.

31. - Pranks?

32. Yeah, right.

33. That's valentine's day.

34. Okay, while that roasts,

35. I'm going to be punkin' chunkin'.

36. - Poor, confused b.O.B.

37. - Really? - classic.

38. - I wonder if I can just lock myself

39. In my room until tomorrow.

40. - Aw, come on, susan. Don't be such a prank crank.

41. - Link and I have a long-standing

42. April fools' day competition.

43. I won last year, after I convinced him

44. The base had been infected by a zombie virus.

45. I had my victory preserved as a stereoscopic slide

46. For posterity.

47. - I have raccoon eyes, don't I?

48. - But you gotta admit, doc,

49. My foam gag slams the zombie thing.

50. - You got me, link.

51. - I have to say, you're taking this pretty well.

52. You're usually a lot more...

53. competitive...

54. Ugh!

55. - Indeed, I am.

56. I knew you were going to sabotage my experiment.

57. So this morning, I replaced your shampoo

58. With a gravity exacerbator.

59. - Can't... Lift... Head,

60. But feels... So... Silky.

61. - How heavy is he going to get?

62. - Pretty heavy.

63. - I've got you. Aagh!

64. - Ooh-hoo, right through the coolant tanks

65. In the sub-basement.

66. - And this is why I don't like April fools' day.

67. - Silky!

68. - Yeah, it starts small,

69. Like, "ha ha, isn't it funny?

70. I put toothpaste in your shoes."

71. Then one thing leads to another,

72. And before you know it, it gets out of hand.

73. - Pardon, but I need that to make

74. The marshmallow topping on the yams.

75. - Man, I wish today was already over.

76. - Well, that's simple enough.

77. Behold the time portal.

78. Just enter your target date here,

79. Flip this lever there, and it'll be April 2nd.

80. - Right, so on April fools',

81. You expect me to believe you have a time machine

82. Just sitting around that you've never mentioned before?

83. - I can see how this might look a little suspicious.

84. I do.

85. - Hmm, certainly would be nice

86. To skip this whole day of pranking.

87. - Whoa, hold on there, suze.

88. You're the one who's always telling us

89. We can't take the easy way out.

90. - Really? I don't remember saying—

91. - Yes, I believe "stick-to-itiveness"

92. Is one of your common talking points.

93. Along with "gumption."

94. - Stick-to-itiveness maybe,

95. But I have never used the word gumption.

96. - Ooh, speaking of gumption,

97. I stuck bubble gum under the left throttle

98. Of monger's jet pack.

99. His jet pack!

100. - Aah! - Uh!

101. - Ooh!

102. - Nicely done, my amphibious chum.

103. - Let's check it out.

104. Uh, you first, doc. - Age before beauty.

105. - I got both. - Guys.

106. You don't need to worry about the old bucket-of-water trick.

107. These doors slide up and down.

108. Ugh!

109. she's wet.

110. - Antigravity water bucket?

111. - Yes, it does utilize antigravity to stay aloft.

112. But I have named it the infinity pail.

113. - Ugh!

114. - A super-condenser soaks up atmospheric moisture

115. To refill the pail again and again.

116. - Ooh!

117. - That baby can prank people 24/7!

118. - Go forth, oh, pail of infinite jest

119. And make mischief.

120. - Forget stick-to-itiveness.

121. April 2nd...

122. Here I come!

123. Ugh!

124. Huh?

125. Whoa.

126. It's only been one day.

127. What could've happened?

128. oh...

129. - Dr. Cockroach?

130. - Susan?

131. The prank, susan.

132. It was the infernal prank.

133. - A prank destroyed the base?

134. - Indeed...

135. Oh, should have listened to you, susan.

136. It got out of hand.

137. I even put an eye out.

138. - Go back. Stop the prank.

139. - Which one? - It's on the list.

140. - Wow, that's a lot of pranks.

141. - Save us, susan. Save us!

142. - Don't worry, guys. I'll fix it.

143. I'm going to stop the doomsday prank.

144. As soon as I find it.

145. Ugh!

146. He really needs to put a seat belt in that thing.

147. Ah! Seriously?

148. - Thank you. Your pen.

149. - No!

150. - Susan!

151. Way to ruin an awesome prank.

152. - That's the idea.

153. Pen prank foiled. Check.

154. - Wait, how did you know the pen was loaded?

155. - I'll tell you later.

156. If there is a later.

157. - General monger,

158. This briefing was supposed to start

159. 15 minutes ago!

160. - Ugh!

161. Apologies, mr. President.

162. Jet pack trouble.

163. What the haystack?

164. - Excuse me, that was meant for the general.

165. - Yeah, I got that.

166. - Ugh, forget about your jet pack.

167. You've got gastrointestinal issues.

168. it's a stealth whoopee cushion.

169. Right.

170. - Okay, next—

171. Sneezing gas.

172. - Susan, glad I found you.

173. Kind of a delicate situation.

174. I know you had your heart set on making the stuffing,

175. But certain gluten issues have recently come to light—

176. - B.O.B., now's not a good time.

177. Sneezing gas.

178. Ow.

179. - Okay, know what?

180. If it's that important to you,

181. Stay with the stuffing.

182. - Aah!

183. Exploding gum, check.

184. Oh! Itching powder, check.

185. - I know we've had our differences,

186. But put 'er there!

187. - No! Aah—oof!

188. - Mm, sub-atomic hand buzzer?

189. - Yes. - Nice.

190. - Don't pull it!

191. Oh. Not so bad.

192. - firing confetti targeting missiles.

193. - Aah!

194. Gah! Why would anyone make such a thing?

195. Oh, what a day.

196. But it's over. It's April 2nd.

197. We made it! We're all safe.

198. April fools'!

199. - What? I don't understand.

200. - This whole day was one giant prank.

201. - A brilliantly conceived elaborate hoax

202. Made up of ingenious props and devious holograms.

203. - So the list was a fake?

204. You made me do all those pranks to myself?

205. - Bingo.

206. - Admit it, suze. We got you but good.

207. Whoo-hoo!

208. We are the presidents of pranktown.

209. Ooh.

210. warning! Danger! Danger! Danger!

211. - all monsters report to the war room.

212. Immediately!

213. - It's bad, monsters. Disastrous.

214. Some kind of flying bucket's been dumping water

215. Into the ruptured coolant tanks.

216. - The infinity pail!

217. - Water in coolant? That's bad?

218. - The super-charged freezing capacity

219. Of the bases' coolant tanks

220. Combined with an endless supply of water

221. Could lead to a—

222. deep freeze super-storm

223. Will send north america

224. Into a new ice age in five...

225. - So, really bad?

226. four...

227. - Doc, there must be something you can do!

228. - There's no time!

229. three...

230. - I'm assuming our frozen doom

231. Is thanks to you lunkheads and your pranking.

232. two...

233. Yes! - one.

234. enjoy the new... Ice age.

235. No!

236. - Doc, I've been through an ice age. It's bad.

237. - And we have condemned our friends and colleagues

238. To that wretched fate.

239. - Not to mention the rest of north america.

240. - If only the time portal actually worked.

241. - We could go back and not prank anybody.

242. - I'd say that's lesson learned.

243. - Uh, what?

244. - What is going on?

245. April fools!

246. - Had the eggheads reprogram your hologram

247. To scare some sense into you two jokers.

248. - The truth is, I love April fool's day!

249. - You do? - Of course.

250. In third grade, I convinced the whole class

251. That there was an alien invasion!

252. Which is kind of ironic now that I think about it.

253. Anyway, I knew exactly what was going on

254. The whole time.

255. I played along to lure you into my prank.

256. I even got the general to help me do it.

257. - Nobody messes with my jet pack.

258. - The best pranks are the ones you never see coming.

259. - Well played, susan.

260. You are the April fools' champion.

261. - Thank you.

262. - I think it may be time

263. To amend our April fools' tradition.

264. - Yeah, it's not as fun as it used to be, you know?

265. It always gets out of hand.

266. - Now, who wants pie?

267. - You know I do.

268. - They look delicious, b.O.B.

269. happy valentine's day!