1. Male announcer: And now,
nickelodeon and dreamworks'Copy !req
2. Monsters vs. Aliens.Copy !req
3. - Oh, yeah,
it's freaky.Copy !req
4. Cannonball!Copy !req
5. Ugh!Copy !req
6. Ice, my old enemy.Copy !req
7. - Shall I help liberate
your frozen posterior?Copy !req
8. - Yeah, that'd be awesome
if you could—Copy !req
9. Aah!Copy !req
10. No more helping.Copy !req
11. - Field unit to mission control.Copy !req
12. We are en route to the site
and awaiting orders.Copy !req
13. - That's a roger copy that
alpha tango zulu bravo bravoCopy !req
14. Bogey incoming over and outCopy !req
15. Smokey niner on your tail
good buddyCopy !req
16. Microphone microphone,
check one check.Copy !req
17. - Is there any chance we could
talk to somebody else?Copy !req
18. - Sorry, b.O.B. Is
kind of super excitedCopy !req
19. About this mission control
thing.Copy !req
20. - I'm in charge!Copy !req
21. Note the majestic sombrero
I'm wearing.Copy !req
22. It stands for leadership.Copy !req
23. - Yes, it's very becoming.Copy !req
24. Now, do we get to know
what this secret mission is,Copy !req
25. Or are we simply hanging
off the edgeCopy !req
26. Of an ice shelf
for the giggles?Copy !req
27. - Antarctica looks chilly.
Brrr.Copy !req
28. I'm having cocoa.Copy !req
29. Mmm, comfy.Copy !req
30. - Attention!Copy !req
31. The following information
is top secret.Copy !req
32. Anyone without blue-level
security clearance,Copy !req
33. Initiate block-out
protocols now.Copy !req
34. Bla la la la la la
la la la la la.Copy !req
35. - At 0400 hours this morning,Copy !req
36. A manhattan-sized iceberg
split off the antarctic coast,Copy !req
37. Leaving
a sheer cliff wall behind.Copy !req
38. - That's just awful.Copy !req
39. Dr. Cockroach,
find that icebergCopy !req
40. And bring it to justice.Copy !req
41. No sheer cliff wall
left behind!Copy !req
42. - Forget the iceberg, b.O.B.Copy !req
43. The problem is what's stuck
in the ice wall.Copy !req
44. One unidentified purple pod.Copy !req
45. Geoscan can only tell me
two things—Copy !req
46. It's been buried in that ice
for over 10,000 years,Copy !req
47. And it ain't
from mama earth.Copy !req
48. - Wait, you made us fly
all the way downCopy !req
49. To butt-frozen nowhereCopy !req
50. Just to check out
some old space nugget?Copy !req
51. - No, I sent dr. Cockroach
and sqweep for that.Copy !req
52. I sent you as payback for
what you did to my toothbrush!Copy !req
53. - Uh—I have no idea
what you're—Copy !req
54. Ugh.Copy !req
55. Ugh.Copy !req
56. Okay, that's tough
but fair.Copy !req
57. - On our way, general.Copy !req
58. - Hmm.
Definitely alien in origin.Copy !req
59. - Awesome. So what's
the best way to smash it?Copy !req
60. Rocks, right? They got
any big rocks around here?Copy !req
61. - What?Copy !req
62. This is a major discovery
of an ancient artifact.Copy !req
63. - Ancient alien artifact.Copy !req
64. Lesson one: "alien" always
equals "trouble."Copy !req
65. No offense, kid.
I don't pick the targets.Copy !req
66. I just drop the truth bombs.Copy !req
67. - As a man of science,Copy !req
68. I feel compelled
to give this anomalyCopy !req
69. A full investigation.Copy !req
70. However, as a proven alien
menace does exist,Copy !req
71. Should we really be
touching that?Copy !req
72. It's cool, doc.
I got this.Copy !req
73. Huh?Copy !req
74. Well, that's all kinds of weird.Copy !req
75. Aah! My nose!Copy !req
76. It got my nose!Copy !req
77. Aah!Copy !req
78. - Intriguing.Copy !req
79. - Science settled.Copy !req
80. Smash it!
Smash it good!Copy !req
81. ow!Copy !req
82. Aah!Copy !req
83. Ugh!Copy !req
84. - Release that nostril, ancient
nosehugging space menace!Copy !req
85. Ugh.Copy !req
86. - Aah! Ugh!Copy !req
87. - Ow! Ow!Copy !req
88. Aah!Copy !req
89. - Aah!Copy !req
90. Aah!Copy !req
91. - Yo, mission control,
any ideas on how to—Copy !req
92. Aah!
That's incredibly painful!Copy !req
93. - We're working on it!Copy !req
94. - I don't know.Copy !req
95. - Bla la la la la
la la la la la.Copy !req
96. - okay, really helpful, guys.Copy !req
97. - Push that button.
Faster!Copy !req
98. More urgency!Copy !req
99. Now say, "and may
the world forgive usCopy !req
100. For what we've done
this day."Copy !req
101. - Uh, I don't see how that—Copy !req
102. - Leadership sombrero.Copy !req
103. - Engage, scientific method.Copy !req
104. Electric shock
will force release.Copy !req
105. What did I say about helping?Copy !req
106. Whoa! Ugh!Copy !req
107. - You mustn't let it reach
the transport jet!Copy !req
108. It's our only way home!Copy !req
109. - No...
Ugh!Copy !req
110. You don't!Copy !req
111. yeah!Copy !req
112. Eat fist, you snot-sucking—Copy !req
113. It's gonna explode, isn't it?Copy !req
114. - Uh, probably.
- Take cover!Copy !req
115. - Link,
are you all right, man?Copy !req
116. is it gone?Copy !req
117. - It appears
the explosion vaporizedCopy !req
118. Whatever was in the pod.Copy !req
119. - Another alien threat
successfully smashed.Copy !req
120. You're welcome, earth.Copy !req
121. - Nice work, guys.Copy !req
122. - Aloha. Aloha. Aloha.Copy !req
123. - Careful, buddy.Copy !req
124. I think I caught
a little head cold.Copy !req
125. - Oh, then let me heal you
with the best medicine—Copy !req
126. Laughter.Copy !req
127. - Aah!
- Clear!Copy !req
128. - Whoa.Copy !req
129. - Whatever comes out of that,Copy !req
130. Totally your turn to fight it.Copy !req
131. - Removing leadership
sombrero.Copy !req
132. Putting on combat sombrero.Copy !req
133. - Va to the voom.Copy !req
134. Huh?Copy !req
135. - Welcome, my lady,
to earth.Copy !req
136. We totally heart aliens.Copy !req
137. - But previously you claimedCopy !req
138. That all aliens
equal trouble, so—aah!Copy !req
139. - Huh?Copy !req
140. Ow!Copy !req
141. - Ooh!Copy !req
142. - Where? Where is it?Copy !req
143. where is it hiding?Copy !req
144. Where is the—Copy !req
145. - Time out!Copy !req
146. - Who dare touches
the spear of sta'abi?Copy !req
147. - Stabby?
That's you?Copy !req
148. - Sta... Abi.
- Staaabi?Copy !req
149. - Okay. Good.Copy !req
150. And I'm susan.Copy !req
151. See how we're being
less rude now?Copy !req
152. So maybe let's start with
what you're doing on our base.Copy !req
153. - I hunt the bloodthirsty beast
called...Copy !req
154. The vornicarn.Copy !req
155. - The vorni—
what are we talking about?Copy !req
156. you are useless.Copy !req
157. - Less rude. Less.Copy !req
158. - Intercepted transmissions
tell meCopy !req
159. You have found
a frozen vornicarn egg.Copy !req
160. - Are you referring
to a purplish pod,Copy !req
161. About yea big?Copy !req
162. - you, bug-man!Copy !req
163. Where is the vornicarn?Copy !req
164. It is my destiny to—Copy !req
165. - Good news, goldilocks.Copy !req
166. I already popped that sucker.Copy !req
167. So you can just relax,Copy !req
168. Perhaps with
a warm, choco-beverageCopy !req
169. And a kissing link.Copy !req
170. - Friendship sombrero!Copy !req
171. - You popped the vornicarn?Copy !req
172. But you have the soft belly
of a farm animal.Copy !req
173. farm animal. Moo.Copy !req
174. - Uh, link?Copy !req
175. Inviting an alien
with poor social skillsCopy !req
176. And a glowy spear
inside our top secret base?Copy !req
177. - It's called building bridges,
suze.Copy !req
178. It's what we do.Copy !req
179. - His policy on aliens
seems very inconsistent.Copy !req
180. Whoa!Copy !req
181. - Okay, so it's chocolate,
but it's hot.Copy !req
182. And you drink it.Copy !req
183. It's like, "what?"Copy !req
184. Totally gonna love it.Copy !req
185. - Aah!Copy !req
186. It's in the building!Copy !req
187. Save yourselves
after you've saved me!Copy !req
188. - Whoa, coverton, chillax.
This is—Copy !req
189. - I know her kind!Copy !req
190. They are savage,
pitiless warriors,Copy !req
191. Not to be trusted.Copy !req
192. See, she hunts even now.Copy !req
193. It is impossible!Copy !req
194. This backwards planet
is no challengeCopy !req
195. For the fierce vornicarn.Copy !req
196. - That's how we do, boo.Copy !req
197. 12 rounds with a nosehugger,Copy !req
198. And I walk away with nothing
but a head cold.Copy !req
199. Excuse me.Copy !req
200. - Ah!Copy !req
201. - Okay, who didn't see
that one coming?Copy !req
202. Let him go.Copy !req
203. Aah!Copy !req
204. - Aah!Copy !req
205. - Oh!Copy !req
206. - Savage, you see.Copy !req
207. Look at her,
effortlessly fightingCopy !req
208. All four monsters... At once.Copy !req
209. I call that one for my team.Copy !req
210. - Aah!Copy !req
211. - Are we gonna kiss now?Copy !req
212. - What are you—Copy !req
213. - Did she just grind pepper
in his face?Copy !req
214. - Ah, who can explain
the mysteries of love?Copy !req
215. Ow!Copy !req
216. ow!Copy !req
217. Ugh!Copy !req
218. - Hmm, the vornicarn.Copy !req
219. - [blows raspberry,
squeals]Copy !req
220. - All right, scary lady.
Spill it.Copy !req
221. What exactly are we facing?Copy !req
222. - The vornicarn is a creature
of unbridled destruction.Copy !req
223. Tireless, fast, strong,Copy !req
224. No instinct other than
"destroy, eat, repeat."Copy !req
225. - I'm sorry.
Could you repeat that last word?Copy !req
226. - Repeat?
- Yes.Copy !req
227. - Repeat.
- Please.Copy !req
228. - Repeat!
- Just the last word.Copy !req
229. - Hamburger.Copy !req
230. - I have no further questions.Copy !req
231. - I must hunt the vornicarn.Copy !req
232. Otherwise, it will be very bad
for your planet.Copy !req
233. - Don't be scared.
This is earth.Copy !req
234. Link's got this.Copy !req
235. Whoa!Copy !req
236. - I appreciate the warning,
"sta'abi."Copy !req
237. But that tiny ball of fury
just landed itself smack-dabCopy !req
238. In the heart of america's finest
alien defense citadel.Copy !req
239. We'll have it contained by—Copy !req
240. - It's unstoppable
and terrifying!Copy !req
241. - Round one
to the vornicarn, but—Copy !req
242. - Words cannot adequately
express the horrorCopy !req
243. I am feeling right now!Copy !req
244. - Cutting the power?
Clever.Copy !req
245. Fortunately, our boys
are trained for—Copy !req
246. - My training
didn't cover this!Copy !req
247. - I just peed.Copy !req
248. - why?Copy !req
249. Human evacuation complete.Copy !req
250. Monsters, aliens,
you're on your own.Copy !req
251. That creature escapes
to the outside world—Copy !req
252. - It won't, general.
Seal us in.Copy !req
253. - I know you'll make me proud.Copy !req
254. But if you can't stop it,Copy !req
255. Well, that's what "emergency
base destruct" is for, right?Copy !req
256. - Wait, what?
- Good huntin'!Copy !req
257. - Bye!Copy !req
258. Love you!Copy !req
259. - Okay, lot of base to cover,Copy !req
260. So we're gonna split
into two-person search teams.Copy !req
261. - Good.Copy !req
262. I do not trust
so many tiny muscles in a hunt.Copy !req
263. I take the fish-man as partner.
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
264. - I'll hit the upper levels
with dr. C.Copy !req
265. - And I feel my intellect would
be most helpful if paired with—Copy !req
266. - best friend hug.Copy !req
267. - Oh, look.
Odd man out.Copy !req
268. I guess
I'm with sta'abi too. Yay.Copy !req
269. - Just like an alien.Copy !req
270. - Hmm.
- What?Copy !req
271. - hmm? Hmm.Copy !req
272. - What you doing?Copy !req
273. Tracking?
Looks like you're tracking.Copy !req
274. See how I'm sharing
your interests?Copy !req
275. I'm all about togetherness
and tracking and—Copy !req
276. - Hunting skills,
casual disregardCopy !req
277. For the safety of others.Copy !req
278. I must say,
you're acingCopy !req
279. The personality profile,
sta'abi.Copy !req
280. - Hey, third wheel.Copy !req
281. Kind of trying to have
some quality timeCopy !req
282. With the lady here,
you mind?Copy !req
283. - Just getting to know
my fellow alien.Copy !req
284. Could you state your feelings
on humans,Copy !req
285. On a scale from disposable
to delicious?Copy !req
286. - Say what now?
- Oh, hush.Copy !req
287. Like you're human.Copy !req
288. - Yah! Gotcha!Copy !req
289. - Well, good for you, missy.Copy !req
290. - Henry the janitor?Copy !req
291. - Aren't you supposed
to be evacuated?Copy !req
292. - Bunch
of frilly-drawered malarkey.Copy !req
293. The only thing that needs
evacuating around hereCopy !req
294. Is this clogged toilet.Copy !req
295. Dang thing won't e—Copy !req
296. Aah!Copy !req
297. Aww, henry's getting
a swirly.Copy !req
298. - It has to be your call,
mr. President.Copy !req
299. You're the only one
who can authorizeCopy !req
300. An emergency base destruct.Copy !req
301. - The monsters are still inside?
- Affirmative.Copy !req
302. - But this "vornicarn"
could get outCopy !req
303. And terrorize
the entire planet?Copy !req
304. - That is the moral quandary.Copy !req
305. I'll understand if you need
some time to—Copy !req
306. - Do I get to press
a big red demolition plunger?Copy !req
307. - I suppose we could rig up
a plungerCopy !req
308. If you want
to come down here and—Copy !req
309. Down there?Copy !req
310. Why can't I get one up here?Copy !req
311. - Uh, I don't really—Copy !req
312. - Margaret!Copy !req
313. Have somebody wire me up
a big red plunger.Copy !req
314. I'll be
in the lincoln bedroomCopy !req
315. Watching videos
of skateboardersCopy !req
316. Getting hit
in the hoo-hoos.Copy !req
317. four more years.Copy !req
318. - I have deduced thatCopy !req
319. This is the vornicarn's
likely nesting spot.Copy !req
320. - How you figure?Copy !req
321. - The creature
only recently hatched.Copy !req
322. Therefore, one must think
like a baby.Copy !req
323. got it.Copy !req
324. Where do you want me to cry
and make a boomer?Copy !req
325. - I simply mean
we should lookCopy !req
326. For the most warm,
soothing environmentCopy !req
327. On this base.Copy !req
328. Logically, the kitchen.Copy !req
329. We have located
the baby.Copy !req
330. - That ain't no baby.Copy !req
331. Friendship sombrero?Copy !req
332. - Yello?Copy !req
333. - Aah!Copy !req
334. It's gigantic!Copy !req
335. Not a baby, not a baby!Copy !req
336. - Hey, guys.
It's b.O.B.Copy !req
337. - oh!Copy !req
338. - The growth spurt.Copy !req
339. Now the hunt truly begins.Copy !req
340. - Wait, you knew
this was coming?Copy !req
341. Why didn't you tell anyone?Copy !req
342. - Let us you and me
get alone time now.Copy !req
343. - I am totally on board
with that.Copy !req
344. - What?Copy !req
345. - What do you have in mind,
baby?Copy !req
346. Aah!Copy !req
347. Oh, good, sta'abi.Copy !req
348. I think we were probably
smooching or something,Copy !req
349. And somebody hit me
in the back of the—Copy !req
350. Wait a minute.Copy !req
351. - After the growth spurt,Copy !req
352. The vornicarn
will be starving.Copy !req
353. - You're using me as bait?Copy !req
354. - He already has a taste
for your nose insides.Copy !req
355. - This is officially
the fifth worst dateCopy !req
356. I have ever been on.Copy !req
357. Hmm?Copy !req
358. Oh, my.Copy !req
359. Backstabbing
and sacrificingCopy !req
360. One of the monsters?Copy !req
361. Oh, dear sta'abi,Copy !req
362. You just nailed
the job application.Copy !req
363. - I can't believe
I trusted youCopy !req
364. And sort of wanted to write
a rap song about you.Copy !req
365. - Ha, I knew this was
a stupid planet.Copy !req
366. - yeah, well,Copy !req
367. Lesson relearned.Copy !req
368. Alien always equals trouble.Copy !req
369. - I'm afraid
I do not concur.Copy !req
370. - What?Copy !req
371. - Sqweep!Copy !req
372. Aah!Copy !req
373. - No!
- Aah!Copy !req
374. Aah!Copy !req
375. - Hey, buddy.Copy !req
376. - B.O.B., cut me loose,
so I can hug you, you big mug.Copy !req
377. - B.O.B., link, what's going—
whoa!Copy !req
378. - Come no closer, beast.Copy !req
379. For you shall face—Copy !req
380. - Tongue tag, you're it.
Whoa!Copy !req
381. - Whoa!Copy !req
382. - Let them go!Copy !req
383. - No!
The vornicarn is mine!Copy !req
384. Aah!Copy !req
385. - She's going one-on-one
with that thing?Copy !req
386. - She will be annihilated.Copy !req
387. - Bad vornicarn!
Heel.Copy !req
388. I said, "heel."Copy !req
389. - Speak.Copy !req
390. - Good vornicarn.Copy !req
391. - Is she training that thing?Copy !req
392. - And go only on the papers,
vornicarn.Copy !req
393. - I'm gonna go with yes.Copy !req
394. - Wait, we can go on papers?Copy !req
395. Hello, porta-potty.Copy !req
396. - Sit, vornicarn.Copy !req
397. Sit.Copy !req
398. This... Is...
Not... Sitting!Copy !req
399. - This is the greatest moment
of my presidency.Copy !req
400. Margaret, play something
inspirational.Copy !req
401. aww, yeah.Copy !req
402. - Mr. President,
we should probably checkCopy !req
403. To see if the monsters
had any luckCopy !req
404. Before exploding
our own base.Copy !req
405. - Too excited.
Somebody give me a countdown!Copy !req
406. Start with ten—Copy !req
407. No, six.
I can't wait!Copy !req
408. - Six, five, four,
three, two...Copy !req
409. - What in the—Copy !req
410. - Consider yourself
domesticated.Copy !req
411. - General monger, wait.Copy !req
412. That's the vornicarn.Copy !req
413. It's like some kind
of alien pet to her.Copy !req
414. - It's all in my report, sir.Copy !req
415. - I still get to blow up
the base though, right?Copy !req
416. Ow! Darn it, margaret,
that really stings.Copy !req
417. - I want a debriefing,Copy !req
418. And I want it brief,
golden girly.Copy !req
419. - The vornicarn is
galaxy's best hunting beast.Copy !req
420. When I learned that one hatched
on your planet,Copy !req
421. Of course I came
at light speed.Copy !req
422. - And you could not, perhaps,Copy !req
423. Have told us this
from the beginning.Copy !req
424. - But then you would not have
been so whiny cry baby scared.Copy !req
425. The vornicarn likes fear.
You cannot fake that.Copy !req
426. - Yeah, you wouldn't wanna, you
know, be fake about anything.Copy !req
427. Wow, that came out bitter.
On purpose.Copy !req
428. - All right, then.Copy !req
429. Unauthorized training
activity over.Copy !req
430. Time to hitch a light beamCopy !req
431. Back to "off my planet,"
pronto.Copy !req
432. - It will be my pleasure
to leave this—Copy !req
433. Impossible!Copy !req
434. - It's a message
from sta'abi's home world.Copy !req
435. She has been ordered
to stay on earthCopy !req
436. By special request
of the galactic council.Copy !req
437. - How wonderful
and unexpected.Copy !req
438. - To place another call
to the galactic council—Copy !req
439. be quiet.Copy !req
440. - It will take
much training to keepCopy !req
441. From turning soft
on this planetCopy !req
442. Of stuck-out bellies
and thumb-sucking presidents.Copy !req
443. - Welcome aboard.Copy !req
444. - Do you have any warriors
to spare for carnage practice?Copy !req
445. - Where's that kid
with the red tag?Copy !req
446. - Are you quite all right,
old friend?Copy !req
447. - Mixed feelings.Copy !req
448. Sure, she's devious
and conniving,Copy !req
449. And her dog tried to eat me.Copy !req
450. But I've learned todayCopy !req
451. That aliens can have
good qualities too.Copy !req
452. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
453. - Like the way her eyes
light upCopy !req
454. When she goes berserko.Copy !req
455. Ooh, la, la.Copy !req
456. - Victory sombrero.Copy !req