Monsters vs. Aliens 1x17

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General Monger takes Susan, B.O.B. and Sqweep on a camping trip to the desert. But when a lightning storm destroys their supplies and Monger is injured, Susan must take charge to get them back to base.

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1. - That's unsettling.

2. - I've only ever seen this in my nightmares.

3. - I didn't know he could smile.

4. - Great news, gang.

5. I'm giving you all weekend passes

6. So you can join me on the annual camping trip.

7. - Yay! Cramping!

8. I love stomach pain!

9. - Camping, b.O.B., not cramping.

10. - Like tents and sleeping bags

11. And poisonous things hiding everywhere.

12. Ugh. - Even better!

13. - You bet your backpack.

14. Roughing it is an excellent way

15. To relax from the stresses of modern life.

16. Plus, it helps you train

17. For the inevitable collapse of civilized society.

18. - Yes. Is this camping expedition mandatory?

19. - Mandatory? Well, not technically.

20. But it sure will be fun to—

21. - I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass.

22. A petri dish of amoebas in my lab

23. Has just become self-aware.

24. Too self-aware, in fact.

25. - Do these pseudopods make me look fat?

26. - I'm out too. I got to, um...

27. Read stories to orphaned baby seals?

28. - And I am allergic to doing things I despise.

29. Ahh!

30. - Any other tent dodgers? - Not me.

31. I look forward to studying this earth custom

32. Of self-inflicted wilderness suffering.

33. - Me too.

34. - I'm going to bow out.

35. Camping isn't my thing.

36. - Negatory.

37. You're going.

38. - But link and dr. C—

39. - According to your file, you were a butterfly girl.

40. - Ugh.

41. Yeah, but I stunk at camping.

42. Protein bar selling was the only badge I ever earned.

43. - Close enough.

44. We roll at dawn.

45. - Where'd you get that picture anyway?

46. - Susan, please.

47. It's area 50-something.

48. We've got access to every photo ever taken.

49. - No! Not every photo?

50. Right?

51. - Good morning, campers.

52. You smell that?

53. That's adventure, and it's calling your name.

54. - Actually, that's a breakfast burrito.

55. Sorry.

56. - Load 'em up.

57. Ah, much better.

58. - Whoa, whoa, way too much gear, camper.

59. Didn't they teach you anything in the butterflies?

60. - I only sold the—

61. We're traveling light.

62. Roughing it.

63. See? Sqweep's got the right idea.

64. - The right idea is always a desirable goal.

65. - Yep, we're gonna get along just fine.

66. - Are we there yet?

67. Are we there yet?

68. Are we there yet?

69. Are we there yet?

70. Are we there yet?

71. Are we there yet?

72. Are we there yet?

73. Are we there yet?

74. Are we there yet?

75. Are we there yet?

76. - I will notify you upon arrival.

77. - I am merely engaging

78. In traditional earth child transportation behavior.

79. Apparently, time goes faster when you're annoying.

80. - Annoying?

81. Six months in the jungle living on mud, water,

82. And grasshoppers is annoying.

83. What you're doing is nothing.

84. - Can I play too?

85. Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

86. Are we there yet?

87. - Oof!

88. - We are here!

89. - What? Already?

90. - Who's ready to camp?

91. - Check it out.

92. I got this camping thing down.

93. Downtown.

94. Downtown camp town.

95. Ugh!

96. Stunk at this as a kid.

97. I stink at it now.

98. - Buck up, butterfly.

99. The problem isn't you.

100. It's your shelter.

101. It's too complicated,

102. Too modern, too much.

103. Take a look at sqweep's tent.

104. Nice and simple.

105. - Thank you.

106. My enclosure isn't a simple tent.

107. It is in fact a quantum multi-dimensional

108. Temporary living space. - Meaning?

109. An ice cream maker?

110. bowling alley!

111. a go-kart track.

112. Who's up for a dip in the infinity pool?

113. - But that's not roughing it!

114. - I fail to see why roughing it

115. Means denying ourselves the advantages of technology.

116. - That's exactly what it means.

117. ahh.

118. Now, let's go for a fun 20-mile hike.

119. And have fun!

120. - You don't really have access

121. To every photo ever taken, do you?

122. - 'course I do.

123. Necessary for national security.

124. - But that's, like, billions.

125. - Don't worry, susan.

126. Your cheerleading faux pas

127. Will stay our little secret.

128. - What? I have no id—

129. Okay, thank you. Yes.

130. - A fully grown canegiea gigantea

131. Can absorb as much as 200 gallons of water

132. During a rain storm.

133. We can drink from them when our canteens go dry.

134. And when we run out of grub...

135. - I wonder what link and dr. C. Are doing right now.

136. - Doc, take a load off. Join me.

137. I got, like, our combined bodyweight in snack over here.

138. - Sorry, link, but I'm managing a bit of a crisis.

139. I'm attempting to do couples therapy for the amoebas.

140. - You never listen to me.

141. You don't care about my interests.

142. - What interests? You're an amoeba!

143. - How much longer do we have to endure this torture?

144. - We can detour through this canyon

145. To cut 15 miles off our hike, but what fun would that be?

146. - Why don't you use my planetary topogrator

147. To calculate our route?

148. - Heh, real camper only needs

149. A good map and a compass.

150. M-my map!

151. I thought it was lunch.

152. - Grr.

153. No problem.

154. I still have my trusty compass.

155. So that wasn't dessert?

156. Okay. My bad.

157. - Sqweep, new fangled spacey map.

158. - Would you like me to instruct you on how the topogrator works?

159. I've been reading maps

160. Since you were wearing space nappies.

161. Clearly shows the path here and a sharp drop—

162. Spleen!

163. Ugh!

164. - Come on, guys.

165. Follow the leader.

166. Spleen!

167. - Why bother with primitive fire

168. When super-charged plasma is much more efficient?

169. - Because we are camping.

170. And camping means cooking marshmallows over a campfire!

171. Because cooking with a...

172. Campfire... is...

173. fun! - Yeah, fun!

174. Sorry. It's that compass I ate.

175. worse than that darn burrito.

176. - Wow, that kitchen is fantastic.

177. Who would have thought you could

178. Have a chocolate raspberry torte while camping?

179. - Sorry I forgot to pack the lavender whipped cream.

180. - Well, we are roughing it.

181. - This isn't camping.

182. This is a mockery of everything camping stands for.

183. I will be camping elsewhere.

184. - But general, you'll miss the ice cream social.

185. Can I have your ice cream then?

186. Sir?

187. now this is camping.

188. Nothing but me and mama nature.

189. Whoa!

190. - Hmm, more brownie bits, b.O.B.?

191. - Uh, why is this even a question?

192. Of course more brownie bits.

193. - What was that?

194. - Atmospheric discharge, I believe.

195. - Aw, it melted.

196. - Still... Having... Fun!

197. - The electrical storm disabled all my equipment

198. Including the topogrator.

199. - The ice cream maker too?

200. - The ice cream maker too.

201. - why?

202. - We need to find the general.

203. - Right.

204. He's not here.

205. Or here.

206. No.

207. Or here. - He couldn't have gone far.

208. - No. Or here.

209. - I see him!

210. - Is he under a rock?

211. - No, but he is in trouble.

212. - Still... Having... Fun.

213. - No way we'll get there in time.

214. - Whoo!

215. - Gotcha. - Ow.

216. - Hmm, looks like your ankle's broken.

217. - We have no navigation devices, food, or shelter.

218. - Let's not even talk about the bowling alley.

219. - Then we're doomed.

220. I won't last long with this bum leg.

221. But if you three feed on me, you might make it.

222. - Anybody bring some soy sauce?

223. - No way! I'm gonna get us out of this.

224. - You? - I was a butterfly girl.

225. And even though selling protein bars outside of supermarkets

226. Has nothing to do with the situation we're in,

227. I got this.

228. Now, susan, all that talk is just so much hot air.

229. I should provide at least three days of sustenance.

230. Four if you take sensible portions.

231. - How much are your sensible portions?

232. - Hot air.

233. That's the answer.

234. - Susan, what are you doing?

235. - Making a fire.

236. I did this once with the butterflies.

237. We needed to light a scented candle at our crafts fair.

238. - Whoo, it's a barbecue.

239. Who wants some prime usda monger shanks?

240. - Sorry, general.

241. Nobody's eating you today.

242. - I'm delicious.

243. - B.O.B., inhale.

244. - Quick, grab on.

245. There's the base.

246. 90 degrees northeast, bob.

247. Let it rip.

248. - Yahoo!

249. - General monger, I am pleased to announce

250. That I have completed my earth studies report

251. On the camping experience.

252. - Summed up as awe-inspiring, right?

253. - Actually, summed up as a nostalgic attempt

254. To return to a simpler time by forcing one's self

255. Into a prehistoric connection with the environment.

256. - Like I said, awe-inspiring.

257. Speaking of which, when the chips were down

258. You campers really pulled together.

259. - A butterfly girl camping badge? How?

260. - I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a girl.

261. Anyway, wear it with pride.

262. You earned it.

263. - I'm so honored.

264. - Me too.