Monsters vs. Aliens 1x15

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Sqweep creates a memory extractor which releases a monster from a scary movie.

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1. - It came from another world to eat our brains

2. And our bananas.

3. It's the...

4. Movie night.

5. - Popcorn's popped, boys.

6. - Dibs.

7. - Double dibs.

8. - I call center couch.

9. Geronimo.

10. Oh, no, no, no, alien. Ugh!

11. - Happy Friday, monsters.

12. - Sqweep? What are you doing here?

13. - The custom of movie night counts as extra-credit

14. In my earth studies class.

15. I'm here to observe.

16. - Susan, I must object.

17. The rating clearly signifies this movie

18. Is not intended for young children.

19. - I have snacks.

20. - Have a seat. - Lotsa dibs.

21. - Hold it, guys.

22. Sqweep, I'm sorry kiddo,

23. But this movie is way too scary for you.

24. - Your concern offends logic.

25. I am too intelligent to be frightened

26. By fictional stories.

27. - That's just perfect.

28. Stand by the tombstone.

29. Ahh!

30. - Let the research begin.

31. - I feel so safe in your arms—

32. - Oh, that is a big monkey.

33. - Braaaain.

34. Ape want brain.

35. - They eat brains?

36. - I'm scared, steve, really scared.

37. - Don't worry, my love.

38. It's gone forev— oh, no!

39. It's right behind me!

40. - Brains.

41. - Eep.

42. - And so it returned, just as it came,

43. Never to be seen again.

44. - Huh?

45. Oh.

46. - Well, that was boring.

47. - Totally.

48. Who's gonna be scared of a lame zipper costume?

49. - H-h-hello?

50. - Save my brain!

51. S'cuse moi.

52. Sorry.

53. - Hey, kid. You gonna move?

54. - What? You're not getting my brain.

55. Ahh!

56. - Little alien, why'd you just swiss cheese my mess hall?

57. - Apologies, general.

58. Without sufficient sleep,

59. My superior brain can be a bit, um... Loopy.

60. - Monsters, alien, get this kid some nap time

61. Before my whole base gets laser zapped.

62. - Surely I am not needed for this—

63. - That's an order.

64. - Do not worry, general.

65. I am already working on a plan to erase

66. The zombie moon ape from my memory.

67. - Moon ape?

68. Wait. You saw that movie?

69. - It was for extra credit.

70. - So that's what this is all about.

71. The poor kid's scared, that's all.

72. - Frightened, you say?

73. Well, link and I know just the remedy for that.

74. Hee-hee-hee, to the lab.

75. - Wow, that is...

76. A little super-terrifying in real life.

77. - It's basic face-your-fear strategy.

78. All we gotta do is dress up in the costume

79. And get sqweep to fight us.

80. - It's the same way we cured b.O.B.'s fear

81. Of giant mustaches.

82. - I have conquered thee, mustachio.

83. - Eh, guess it couldn't hurt to try,

84. But, uh, who's gonna be the ape?

85. Don't even think about—

86. - After much tinkering,

87. I have built the galaxy's first memory extractor.

88. Once my memory of the zombie moon ape is removed,

89. I will sleep as sound as a baby snoolox.

90. I really need some sleep.

91. Brains.

92. - Success.

93. I have no memory of whatever it was I feared.

94. Yay, me.

95. - Come on, coverton.

96. Move it.

97. - How do you move this infernal thing?

98. Ow.

99. - This is why we read instructions.

100. Use the leg pedals, man.

101. - What?

102. Oh, you mean like thi— waah!

103. Oh, splendid.

104. Someone put a giant mirror in the hallway.

105. Oh, idiotic.

106. Uh?

107. - Let's get this over with.

108. - Come now, coverton.

109. We have no time for dilly-dally.

110. - Braaaaains.

111. Brains.

112. - Yes, yes, save it for sqweep.

113. - Growl.

114. I'm the zombie moon ape...

115. Your worst nightmare.

116. Growl.

117. Why are you not cowering, child?

118. I was told there would be trepidation.

119. - Apologies, mr. Ape.

120. But I do not recall you from my nightmares or otherwise.

121. - Ugh.

122. What is the point of me doing this if you're not even scared

123. That I'm going to eat your brain?

124. - You eat brains?

125. - Um... Yes.

126. I eat lots and lots of yummy brains.

127. No, no, no.

128. Augh.

129. - No, no, you've got the walk all wrong.

130. Keep your arms up.

131. - Could his acting be any more cliched?

132. Make me a zombie moon ape believer.

133. - Braaaaaaaains. - Oh!

134. - Coverton, quit it.

135. - No, no, suze, don't you see?

136. He's finally getting into character.

137. - That's the spirit.

138. Pretend to eat dr. C.

139. Pretend to shred him into a billion tiny pieces.

140. - Costume off.

141. Costume off now.

142. Dumb ape arms.

143. - Please stay away.

144. I am very small and damageable.

145. - I'm trying my very best to...

146. Ahh!

147. - Come on, coverton.

148. Stop zombie moon monkeying around.

149. - Ahh!

150. Ugh.

151. Monkey want a banana?

152. - Whoa, coverton's inside the suit

153. And outside the suit.

154. Twist.

155. - But if that's coverton...

156. - Boomnana?

157. - Attack of the zombie moon ap.

158. Perhaps this holds a solution.

159. - Where did this thing come from?

160. - No doubt from the recesses of our most deep-seeded

161. And subconscious fears.

162. - My blob.

163. - Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

164. - Okay, quick, how'd they beat the zombie moon ape

165. At the end of the movie?

166. - Don't look at me. I was out like a light.

167. - Ditto.

168. - But I fell asleep too.

169. So none of us saw the end?

170. - I do believe we're about to live it.

171. - Not tonight.

172. - Link?

173. - I get it now.

174. Movie night was my idea, so I have to save us.

175. This is my moment.

176. I'm gonna save us—

177. - It can't be stopped.

178. - I am t-t-t-too intelligent to be frightened...

179. - Calm yourself, man.

180. There is one way to stop it.

181. - All right, guys.

182. It's time we show this noob how the professionals do it.

183. Monsters, attack.

184. - Now, dr. C.

185. - Brace yourself, beast.

186. It's time for you to— eep!

187. - Braaaaaaaaains.

188. - Ahh!

189. Scary part.

190. Someone pause the movie.

191. - Huh?

192. - You are not getting our brains.

193. - Greetings, monsters.

194. - Sqweep, you saved us.

195. - Launching the moon ape into deep space

196. Is precisely how it was defeated at the end of the movie.

197. Yay, me.

198. - Mad props, alien kid.

199. You just faced your fear.

200. - Yeah, you did.

201. - Up high for mustaches.

202. - Sqweep, from now on, you've got a lifetime membership

203. To movie night.

204. - Really? - Yup.

205. And next time, you can even pick the flick.

206. - Excellent.

207. Now that I am no longer afraid,

208. I am most eager to watch the film's many sequels:

209. The return of the zombie moon ape, movies 2 through 14.

210. - No dibs.

211. - And so it returned, just as it came,

212. Never to be seen again.