Monsters vs. Aliens 1x13

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Coverton installs an "evil" switch in a brain that Dr. Cockroach builds for B.O.B.

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1. - Somebody help!

2. We've got runaway missiles!

3. - Hugs, everybody!

4. Whoo! Nailed it.

5. - All you need to do

6. Is disable the triggering mechanism.

7. - Uh, yeah, triggering what now?

8. - Never mind.

9. - At least tell me it looked cool.

10. - It did.

11. - That's all I ask.

12. - I think it's dandy that team monster

13. Stopped the runaway missiles.

14. If only team monster

15. Hadn't launched the runaway missiles!

16. - launch. Launch. Launch. Launch.

17. - Come on. Where's my lunch?

18. I'm hungry.

19. Is anybody else having issues with the lunch button?

20. - That is some classic b.O.B.

21. - B.O.B.?

22. B.O.B.!

23. B.O.B.,

24. Remember when we talked about the big difference between

25. "launch" and "lunch"?

26. - Oh, yeah.

27. Now, that reminds me,

28. Has anyone seen my launch box?

29. - Son, if you had a brain,

30. You'd be dangerous.

31. - Oh, dr. Cockroach.

32. I was thinking—

33. Which, since I've got no brain,

34. Isn't easy,

35. Believe you me—

36. - I believe you, b.O.B. - Right.

37. Anyway, you've got so much brain.

38. Maybe I could have some of yours.

39. - Ha.

40. My rather substantial cerebellum

41. Is safely housed within my cranium.

42. Though you have given me

43. A rather intriguing idea.

44. Monsters, meet b.O.B.'s brain!

45. Whoa.

46. - Let me guess.

47. You pulled the parts from the vacuum cleaner.

48. - I didn't think anyone would notice.

49. Mistakes learned from.

50. Onto progress.

51. - Doughnuts, doughnuts.

52. Sugary, sweet doughnuts.

53. Doughnuts. Eat 'em with meat!

54. - So this time you used parts from the...

55. - Deep fryer. - Because...

56. - Someone was using the toaster oven.

57. - Doughnuts, doughnuts,

58. Sugary and sweet!

59. doughnuts! Doughnuts!

60. Eat 'em with meat!

61. - So as you can see,

62. My plan to increase earth's mugginess is—

63. - Eat 'em with meat!

64. - I-is on track to—

65. - Sugary and sweet! - To, um—

66. Let me put you on hold.

67. - Doughnuts, doughnuts!

68. Sugary and sweet!

69. - How am I to plan planetary conquest

70. With all this confounding noise?

71. - What? - Doughnuts! Eat 'em with meat!

72. - I said...

73. Um...

74. Nothing.

75. Nothing at all.

76. Just one of my quirks,

77. Saying nothing, you know...

78. What is that?

79. An artificial brain?

80. - Go away.

81. - Right.

82. Oh, look at the time.

83. Bye, now.

84. Okay.

85. Forget the mugginess thing.

86. New plan.

87. - Oh, dear!

88. Someone sure spilled a lot of malodorous garbage out here.

89. - Dibs!

90. - My, doctor, how busy you have been.

91. Allow me to add my own evil tweak.

92. - And now...

93. For real this time...

94. B.O.B.'s brain!

95. - Oh, I was pressing the launch button for lunch.

96. Me, oh, my...

97. What a daft harlequin I am.

98. - Right.

99. - Tis I!

100. Though I must admit I feel

101. A rather strong paradigm shift

102. In my state of being.

103. - It worked!

104. You have intelligence!

105. - Such an obvious observation, doctor.

106. To be expected when one's phd is in dance.

107. - Perfect...

108. And so subtle.

109. Genius!

110. - You feeling all right, b.O.B.?

111. - B.O.B., b.O.B., b.O.B.

112. Ugh. So common.

113. B.O.B. No longer exists.

114. Call me...

115. Robert.

116. - Okay.

117. - Okay, practice drill.

118. Unknown object entering our atmosphere.

119. Probably hostile. What do we do?

120. - Get ready for a smack-down

121. Before it hits ground.

122. - Use my repulser ray

123. To keep it away.

124. - Ask what qualifies you

125. To be leading this ridiculous exercise.

126. - Excuse me?

127. - I mean, I understand why you

128. As opposed to fish-for-brains over there.

129. - Hey!

130. I vastly prefer you to the bug,

131. Who is clearly more "mad" than "scientist."

132. Lol.

133. But as far as I can tell, susan,

134. You are an aggressively average woman.

135. I think my high school transcript

136. Says otherwise.

137. A.P. Trig.

138. In your face.

139. - Mm.

140. Your leadership seems only to come

141. From your ability to change size.

142. - And even that you can't control very well.

143. Huh?

144. - Listen, robert,

145. I don't know exactly

146. How to say this gently, but—

147. - Take the stupid brain out!

148. It's turning you into a jerk!

149. - "gently?"

150. Anybody else hear me say that?

151. - Ah,

152. You feel the new me has been unnecessarily brusque

153. And perhaps even a touch impertinent with you.

154. - Took the words out of my mouth.

155. - Well, I couldn't agree more,

156. Which is why I've whipped up something special for you all.

157. Where did I—

158. Ah, here they are.

159. - Presents!

160. - Oh, I-I like presents.

161. - Come, susan.

162. I promise,

163. What's in this box

164. Is something you genuinely deserve.

165. - Hmm, I-I'm afraid I don't quite—

166. it was a trap!

167. This stuff...

168. I—I can't break it.

169. - You've reached into my head

170. And drawn forth my greatest fear.

171. - General monger did say I'd be dangerous if I had a brain.

172. How correct he was.

173. - B.O.B.--

174. Robert—whatever—

175. If you think this can hold me—

176. Yeow!

177. You're kind of onto something.

178. - But why, b.O.B.?

179. We are your friends.

180. - Please.

181. I'm too smart for friends!

182. My new playground partner

183. Is "conquest of the world."

184. I'm off to subjugate the world to my will.

185. Ta!

186. - You have done well, robert.

187. Together, our combined intellect

188. Will bring this planet to its—

189. for me?

190. - So you knew he trapped us...

191. But you still opened your present.

192. - And then put it on.

193. - I like hats.

194. How was I to know it was an anti-telekinesis hat?

195. - Pardon me, but can you confirm

196. That this is indeed the location of the death ray?

197. - It is.

198. - Duh...

199. I left my gum in there.

200. Can I go in for a sec?

201. I won't break nothin'.

202. I'm too stupid. Heh.

203. - Sure thing, b.O.B.

204. You know, if he had a brain,

205. He'd be dangerous.

206. - Here's what I don't get:

207. Why has b.O.B. Suddenly gone evil?

208. - Easy. Smart equals evil.

209. - Ahem.

210. Certainly not.

211. Someone must have tinkered

212. With the artificial brain.

213. But who would have done such a thing?

214. - I suspect the night janitor.

215. Oh, what's his name?

216. Doug?

217. I suspect doug.

218. Take a look at doug.

219. Doug.

220. Now, just how will we escape these traps, hmm?

221. Any thoughts?

222. - I'm going to try something.

223. It might hurt,

224. But I'm trying it.

225. - Ow!

226. Was that necessary?

227. - Kind of, yeah.

228. - Oh.

229. Oh, yes, I get it now.

230. - Hold up, guys.

231. We're dealing with the smartest being on the planet.

232. hardly.

233. - You put on the hat.

234. - Let's just bring our a-plus game, okay?

235. - Ooh!

236. A gift! Maybe it's a hat!

237. No!

238. - My, isn't this a familiar tableau?

239. - Okay, you got us, robert.

240. We were stupid.

241. - Some of us more than others.

242. - You're really, really smart.

243. You know everything.

244. Except you don't know that being smart

245. Doesn't make you special.

246. Being b.O.B. Is what made you special.

247. Being b.O.B. Was what mattered to us,

248. To your friends.

249. So what do you say, b.O.B.?

250. Why not just turn off that old death ray

251. And come home to the monsters who love you.

252. - Ah, susan.

253. You think you can just slop on the sentimentality

254. And I'll go all gooey.

255. Cockroach didn't make me a heart.

256. He made me a brain!

257. Ha!

258. Ooh.

259. Whaaa?

260. Hey, guys,

261. Remember that giant bubble machine I wished for?

262. Here it is!

263. - Well, I wasn't thinking that.

264. - It works. Take it.

265. - Was that something special?

266. - Nope.

267. - But you are, b.O.B.

268. - Aw, thanks, susan.

269. Now, who's hungry?

270. I could really go for some launch!