1. Male announcer: And now,
nickelodeon and dreamworks'Copy !req
2. Monsters vs. Aliens.Copy !req
3. - Oh, yeah,
it's freaky.Copy !req
4. ♪ monsters vs. AliensCopy !req
5. - this, monsters,Copy !req
6. Is where the unidentified
flying object crashed.Copy !req
7. - Right here on the table?Copy !req
8. - In australia, bob.Copy !req
9. - So it's not unidentified.Copy !req
10. Technically australian.Copy !req
11. - Yes, bob,
you're totally right.Copy !req
12. It's easier
than explaining.Copy !req
13. - Monsters, I don't need
to tell you how bad things gotCopy !req
14. The last time aliens
set foot on earth.Copy !req
15. - Indeed, mr. President.Copy !req
16. The golden gate bridgeCopy !req
17. Sustained catastrophic
structural damage.Copy !req
18. - Bridge? Dr. Cockroach,
I'm talking aboutCopy !req
19. My approval ratings.Copy !req
20. Fleeing like a ninnyCopy !req
21. Hurt my "tough on
extraterrestrials" image.Copy !req
22. Also, the wet pants
didn't help.Copy !req
23. So, I need you
to stop these aliens—hard.Copy !req
24. - Mr. President,
you can count on team monster.Copy !req
25. - Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
26. These are the smallest aliens
I've ever seen!Copy !req
27. - Not aliens, bob.Copy !req
28. Those are
myrmecia desertorum,Copy !req
29. Commonly known as "bull ants."
- ah.Copy !req
30. Then these are the biggest ants
I've ever seen!Copy !req
31. - Indeed, but we're
not here for ants.Copy !req
32. We're here to investigateCopy !req
33. This mysterious object
from the stars.Copy !req
34. - Okay,
let's get this over with.Copy !req
35. Where do I give 'em
the ol' one two?Copy !req
36. - Whoa, link, I'm not sureCopy !req
37. "the ol' one two"
is the answer here.Copy !req
38. - Susan,
when it comes to aliens,Copy !req
39. The ol' one two
is always the answer.Copy !req
40. - It doesn't seem
to be doing anything weird—Copy !req
41. whoa!Copy !req
42. Okay, that felt weird—
and wrong.Copy !req
43. Really wrong!Copy !req
44. - Susan, it's absorbing
your quantonium.Copy !req
45. - No!Copy !req
46. - Susan,
you look different.Copy !req
47. You changed your hair.Copy !req
48. - Bob, she's—
just take a look.Copy !req
49. She's small.Copy !req
50. Whoa!Copy !req
51. That all you brought?Copy !req
52. You're on earth, baby.
Link's hizzy.Copy !req
53. You gotta bring more than...Copy !req
54. That.Copy !req
55. - Wait, wait, that is
the biggest ant I've ever seen.Copy !req
56. - I don't suppose
you could talk to it.Copy !req
57. - Sorry,
I don't speak ant.Copy !req
58. - Sweet mama monger!Copy !req
59. Look at the size
of that thing.Copy !req
60. - [high-pitched shriek]Copy !req
61. He did it.Copy !req
62. - Mr. President?Copy !req
63. Well, I thought
you were in washington.Copy !req
64. - I was, but with
the whole alien situationCopy !req
65. I thought I should be here,
underground, safe.Copy !req
66. We are safe, right?Copy !req
67. - General monger, sir.Copy !req
68. We've got another
unidentified flying objectCopy !req
69. And it's coming
right at us!Copy !req
70. - [high-pitched shriek]Copy !req
71. Totally him again.
Get it together, man.Copy !req
72. - Whoa!
Can this guy dance or what?Copy !req
73. - Coming through.Copy !req
74. Brilliant strategy,Copy !req
75. Drafting a local
to fight for you.Copy !req
76. Now, let's see
what makes you tick.Copy !req
77. - Back off, ant.Copy !req
78. You don't wanna tussle
with all this muscle.Copy !req
79. Ow!Copy !req
80. - Get away from him!Copy !req
81. - Ooh! Ahh!Copy !req
82. - Hey, over here.Copy !req
83. Here, boy.Copy !req
84. He's like a big pup—Copy !req
85. who's a bitey scamp?Copy !req
86. ticklish.Copy !req
87. Ticklish!Copy !req
88. - Tell me you
got a plan, doc.Copy !req
89. - This is alien technology,
link.Copy !req
90. It would take
the brightest mindsCopy !req
91. From the finest universitiesCopy !req
92. Decades to unravel
its most basic workings.Copy !req
93. - So you can't fix me?Copy !req
94. - Dear girl,
don't be silly.Copy !req
95. I was just putting my
forthcoming accomplishmentCopy !req
96. In context.Copy !req
97. - Oh, no!
Now I'm growing!Copy !req
98. - Voila.Copy !req
99. Now I simply
transfer the quantoniumCopy !req
100. Back into susan,
and once again,Copy !req
101. The ginormica
we all know and love-Copy !req
102. hmm.Copy !req
103. - Uh, should it be making
that wo-wo-wo noise?Copy !req
104. - I would say run!Copy !req
105. - Oh, drat.Copy !req
106. - General monger,
I'm going to leadCopy !req
107. From behind on this one.Copy !req
108. - Sorry, sir.Copy !req
109. The constitution
states the presidentCopy !req
110. Must make first contact
with alien visitors.Copy !req
111. - Greeting aliens
is in the constitution?Copy !req
112. - The secret constitution,
article four.Copy !req
113. Been that way
since teddy roosevelt.Copy !req
114. - Gravity.Copy !req
115. Misjudged the gravity.
Ooh!Copy !req
116. Ah, sorry about that.Copy !req
117. Now, where are my notes?Copy !req
118. Oh, yes.
Of course.Copy !req
119. Take. Me.
To. Your. Leader.Copy !req
120. - I'm not sure
how I feel about this.Copy !req
121. - Good news, susan.Copy !req
122. There are still trace amounts
of quantonium in your blood.Copy !req
123. - And the "good" part is?Copy !req
124. - You're.00004% taller
than you should be.Copy !req
125. - I'm supposed to be
ginormica.Copy !req
126. "ever-so-slightly-larger-
than-normal-ica"Copy !req
127. Isn't going to cut it.Copy !req
128. - Buckle up, rock stars.Copy !req
129. We just got word
from area fifty-something.Copy !req
130. We got another
alien situation.Copy !req
131. - Where?
- At area fifty-something.Copy !req
132. - Uh, this man
is our leader.Copy !req
133. - Uh, technically,Copy !req
134. I'm just one of three branches
of government.Copy !req
135. A lot of checks
and balances on my, uh—Copy !req
136. - Mr. President,
your most esteemed excellency,Copy !req
137. On behalf
of the rest of the galaxy,Copy !req
138. I want to say...Copy !req
139. Sorry.Copy !req
140. - Pardon? What?Copy !req
141. - We feel just awful about
the whole gallaxhar kerfuffle.Copy !req
142. Very embarrassing for us.Copy !req
143. That's why—Copy !req
144. - Hold that thought.Copy !req
145. Kinda in the middle
of something.Copy !req
146. milk and beef jerky. Okay.Copy !req
147. I'll stop on the way home,
but it'll be a while.Copy !req
148. okay, bye. Bye.Copy !req
149. you were saying?Copy !req
150. - You see, we feel awfulCopy !req
151. About the gallaxhar incident
and would like to—Copy !req
152. - yes?Copy !req
153. that's tonight?Copy !req
154. Well, record it
and we'll watch it later.Copy !req
155. No, don't watch it without me.
It's the finale.Copy !req
156. You'll say something,
then I'll know who won and—Copy !req
157. gotta go. Bye.Copy !req
158. - gallaxhar.
- Continue.Copy !req
159. - Y-yes.
We would like to—Copy !req
160. - ugh.Copy !req
161. There's no peace and quiet
when you're commander-in-chief.Copy !req
162. - Perhaps a little
alien technology will help.Copy !req
163. - No signal?
Nice.Copy !req
164. - If cutting off
all communicationCopy !req
165. Is the only way
for us to commenceCopy !req
166. Intergalactic diplomacy,
I say, "so be it."Copy !req
167. - Alien technology.
I like it, mr., uh—Copy !req
168. - Coverton.Copy !req
169. - Area fifty-something,
do you copy?Copy !req
170. - Frequency's all jammed.
- I don't like this.Copy !req
171. - And I don't like
ham salad.Copy !req
172. - As I was saying,
I'm here to build bridges.Copy !req
173. Or, uh, rebuild them,
as the case may be.Copy !req
174. - Sweet molasses!Copy !req
175. - So let me get this straight,
mr. Coverton.Copy !req
176. You don't wanna flambe
our cities, harvest our organs,Copy !req
177. And/or turn us into
a mindless zombie work force?Copy !req
178. - Not until I know you better.Copy !req
179. - Kidding.Copy !req
180. I so got you.Copy !req
181. you did, you cutup.Copy !req
182. The uggies always make up for it
in personality, don't they?Copy !req
183. - But seriously,
mr. President,Copy !req
184. I feel like I already
know you so well.Copy !req
185. In fact, I have a gift
just for you.Copy !req
186. - My bio-thermal scannersCopy !req
187. Have located
what could be an alien.Copy !req
188. Definitely an alien.Copy !req
189. And it's—sweet tooth!Copy !req
190. The president!
- What?Copy !req
191. - He's trapped in some sort
of devious alien device.Copy !req
192. - Ham salad.Copy !req
193. - I'm getting something
on the parabolic mic.Copy !req
194. - [high-pitched shriek]Copy !req
195. - Uh, I don't think
that's the president.Copy !req
196. Sounds like a little girl.Copy !req
197. - [high-pitched shriek]Copy !req
198. - No, bob,
that's our president.Copy !req
199. - Link,
we are going in hot!Copy !req
200. - [high-pitched laughing]Copy !req
201. I love this thing!Copy !req
202. - Everybody loves
a fun bubble.Copy !req
203. - I'm not wild about it.Copy !req
204. - Oh, please, general.Copy !req
205. Your leader is—Copy !req
206. - About to be rescued
by team monster!Copy !req
207. - Monsters, no!Copy !req
208. - Whee!Copy !req
209. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
210. Everybody rumba!Copy !req
211. - Monsters, stand down!Copy !req
212. - Ignore the general.Copy !req
213. He's obviously
under the alien fiend'sCopy !req
214. Mind control.Copy !req
215. - This is for earth's
most-dominant species.Copy !req
216. - yeah, humankind! Whoo!Copy !req
217. - Actually,
I was thinking of cockroaches,Copy !req
218. But whatever.Copy !req
219. - We got you,
mr. President.Copy !req
220. Oof!Copy !req
221. Did you...
Change your hair?Copy !req
222. - Mr. President,
you're safe now.Copy !req
223. Monsters have
the situation under control.Copy !req
224. whoo!Copy !req
225. - right?Copy !req
226. - What were
you monsters thinking?Copy !req
227. - I wasn't.
No brain!Copy !req
228. - We saw an alien.
In all probability, evil.Copy !req
229. - So you just run in
and give the ol' one two?Copy !req
230. - Yep!
When it comes to aliens,Copy !req
231. The ol' one two
is always the answer.Copy !req
232. That's what link says.
Right, buddy?Copy !req
233. - Yeah, I might have said
something like that.Copy !req
234. - But what about
the cylinderCopy !req
235. That slurped up
all my quantonium?Copy !req
236. - Sounds like
a stray balgarbian probe.Copy !req
237. They're always leaving those
about the galaxy.Copy !req
238. - So it wasn't
one of yours?Copy !req
239. of course not.Copy !req
240. Simple coincidence.Copy !req
241. Mr. President, I feel unsafe
with these monsters around.Copy !req
242. Maybe I'll come back
when you're ready, in a...Copy !req
243. Century or two.Copy !req
244. - But—but I won't
be president then!Copy !req
245. What if I got rid
of the monsters?Copy !req
246. What?Copy !req
247. - You mean kicked them
to the curb?Copy !req
248. - They're out of here.Copy !req
249. They are so fired.Copy !req
250. - Mr. President,
you can't do that!Copy !req
251. - Just did.
I decided.Copy !req
252. I'm the decider-er.Copy !req
253. So it's decider-ed.Copy !req
254. It's aliens in
and monsters out.Copy !req
255. - Yay!Copy !req
256. Wait, boo?Copy !req
257. Boo!Copy !req
258. - Please, general.Copy !req
259. Maybe you could get
the president to reconsider.Copy !req
260. - Are they still here?Copy !req
261. - Hi, mr. President!Copy !req
262. - So, what do we do now?Copy !req
263. I kinda have
a limited skill set.Copy !req
264. - Mr. President,Copy !req
265. Welcome to the power center
of this ship.Copy !req
266. But please, whatever you do,
don't touch anything.Copy !req
267. These instruments are very—Copy !req
268. No—
- I touched.Copy !req
269. Is that a problem?Copy !req
270. - What in blue blazes?Copy !req
271. - Oh, dear.Copy !req
272. He activated
the self-defense mode!Copy !req
273. Flee!
Flee for your life!Copy !req
274. - What do we do now?Copy !req
275. We're monsters
without a cause.Copy !req
276. - Yes, we do
seem fairly pointless.Copy !req
277. - You want pointless?Copy !req
278. I'm not even sure I qualify
as a monster anymore.Copy !req
279. - I'm not pointless,
but I kinda wish I was.Copy !req
280. - What was that?
- Give you one guess.Copy !req
281. - Go, go!Copy !req
282. The president
is trapped in there.Copy !req
283. Uh-oh.Copy !req
284. Do something!Copy !req
285. It's your dag-burned
space ship!Copy !req
286. - Yes, yes,
I'm working on it.Copy !req
287. Mr. President,
the self-defense modeCopy !req
288. Can be deactivated
with a simple code.Copy !req
289. - Gotcha.
Hit me with that code.Copy !req
290. - The first letter
is zrub.Copy !req
291. - Zrub?Copy !req
292. - It's the one
that looks a bitCopy !req
293. Like an upside-down
ice cream cone that's on fire.Copy !req
294. - Uh, how about one
that's sort ofCopy !req
295. A three-legged wolverine
with a bagpipe?Copy !req
296. - No, that's quav—aah!Copy !req
297. So, bad news.Copy !req
298. Your president
is apparently, um, doomed.Copy !req
299. Which I suppose means
you'll be in the marketCopy !req
300. For a new world leader.Copy !req
301. - Negatory!Copy !req
302. The president
will be rescued.Copy !req
303. All I need are—
- monsters.Copy !req
304. Reporting for duty.Copy !req
305. - And me!
Monster on the, uh, inside.Copy !req
306. - Bob, show them why
you're indestructible.Copy !req
307. - Indestruct-o-ball.Copy !req
308. Good idea!Copy !req
309. - My turn.Copy !req
310. Hop in.Copy !req
311. - They have no idea
what they're doing.Copy !req
312. They could make things worse!Copy !req
313. - Then you better get in there
and show 'em what for.Copy !req
314. - Oh, no, no,
no, no, no.Copy !req
315. My people do not
"get in there."Copy !req
316. We stand on the sidelines
and make scathing quips.Copy !req
317. - Get in there!Copy !req
318. - Hey, look who decided
to join us.Copy !req
319. - It's your ship.
Feel free to lead the way.Copy !req
320. - I'm here strictly
in an advisory role.Copy !req
321. Now, the first wave
of defense will be—Copy !req
322. - Agh!Copy !req
323. - Yes, those.Copy !req
324. - Hey!
- This is fun!Copy !req
325. Whee!Copy !req
326. - Whoa!
Ooh!Copy !req
327. The alien technology
failed to anticipate—Copy !req
328. My cockroach ability—Copy !req
329. To withstand—Copy !req
330. The worst of—Copy !req
331. Going—going—
going great in there.Copy !req
332. Going—lotsa laughs.
Going good.Copy !req
333. Follow me.
- Now careful.Copy !req
334. The next chamber will prove
much more difficult.Copy !req
335. - Difficult for you,
funky feet,Copy !req
336. But link's on this
like butter on bread.Copy !req
337. Ugh!Copy !req
338. - That's an immobilizer ray.Copy !req
339. - Yeah, thanks.
I get that now.Copy !req
340. - sorry.Copy !req
341. Immobilizer ray.Copy !req
342. - It's hopeless.Copy !req
343. We'll never make it
to the president.Copy !req
344. Oh.Copy !req
345. So what say
we give up, hmm?Copy !req
346. Listen, I've been dying to try
a special earth beverage.Copy !req
347. Uh, "leemonade"
I believe it's called.Copy !req
348. Is it good?
Hmm?Copy !req
349. - Susan, I have an idea.Copy !req
350. At least,
I think it's an idea.Copy !req
351. - Give it to me, bob.Copy !req
352. The idea?Copy !req
353. - Oh, right!Copy !req
354. Let the ray hit me
and then use me as a shield.Copy !req
355. - Bob, that's brilliant.Copy !req
356. - Okay, get ready to roll.
- Ready!Copy !req
357. that tickles.Copy !req
358. - Thanks, bob.
- No problem.Copy !req
359. Yep, feeling
pretty immobile now.Copy !req
360. Whoa!Copy !req
361. - Hey, guys,
you're here too!Copy !req
362. - The president
should be behind—Copy !req
363. - This door.Copy !req
364. Hey, that's like
the thing that zapped me!Copy !req
365. - Oh, let's not
waste our time bickering.Copy !req
366. We have a president
to save!Copy !req
367. See, there he is.Copy !req
368. - Coverton,
thank goodness you're here.Copy !req
369. And you too...
Uh, I wanna say sarah?Copy !req
370. - Susan.
- Don't step on the floor!Copy !req
371. It's pressure sensitive.Copy !req
372. That is virtually
unbreakable.Copy !req
373. - Mr. President, your
approval rating is dropping.Copy !req
374. - [high-pitched shriek]Copy !req
375. Oh, clever.Copy !req
376. Well played, sarah.Copy !req
377. yes, sir.Copy !req
378. - Carefully,
mr. President.Copy !req
379. Climb onto my lap.Copy !req
380. Whoa!Copy !req
381. - Aah!Copy !req
382. Oh, kralnaz.Copy !req
383. - Tell me,
on your planet,Copy !req
384. "oh, kralnaz"
means something good.Copy !req
385. - No.Copy !req
386. It means the ship
is leaking hyperion,Copy !req
387. And when it blows,
it will destroy half the world.Copy !req
388. - Oh, kralnaz.
- Hold on.Copy !req
389. Which half of the world,
huh?Copy !req
390. - Duck and cover!Copy !req
391. - Whoo!Copy !req
392. That was awesome.Copy !req
393. Did you see that, susan?Copy !req
394. Susan?Copy !req
395. Hey, where's susan?Copy !req
396. - I'm afraid
that susan is... Gone.Copy !req
397. - Really?Copy !req
398. I hope she went
someplace nice.Copy !req
399. - I'm sure she has,
buddy.Copy !req
400. - Whoa.
Susan!Copy !req
401. - Once again,
monsters save the world.Copy !req
402. - Please, half the world.Copy !req
403. - Fascinating.Copy !req
404. Apparently, the quantonium
left in ginormica's systemCopy !req
405. Absorbed the explosive
hyperion energyCopy !req
406. And reactivated
her powers.Copy !req
407. And it did more than that.Copy !req
408. Susan,
think small thoughts.Copy !req
409. - Small thoughts? Okay.Copy !req
410. Snowflakes, ladybugs,Copy !req
411. Those itty-bitty
hot dog hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
412. - Cool.
- Well, I'll be.Copy !req
413. - Check me out.Copy !req
414. I can totally control
my ginorma-sizing.Copy !req
415. - All right, susan.Copy !req
416. That's really—
aah!Copy !req
417. - Sorry, bob.Copy !req
418. Okay, maybe not
totally totally control.Copy !req
419. - No problem!Copy !req
420. - Monsters, for your performance
in saving me and the world,Copy !req
421. But mostly me,Copy !req
422. I'm officially
welcoming you backCopy !req
423. To area fifty-something.Copy !req
424. - Yeah!
- Boo!Copy !req
425. No, wait.Copy !req
426. Yay!
Right?Copy !req
427. - It's gonna be great
having you workCopy !req
428. Alongside my new bff,
coverton.Copy !req
429. - What?
An alien is staying here?Copy !req
430. - I know.
I'm so jealous.Copy !req
431. - Oh, mr. President.Copy !req
432. Were I to go
to washington with you,Copy !req
433. We'd just waste all our time
giggling and gossiping.Copy !req
434. Point is, from now on,Copy !req
435. You guys are all
one big, happy family.Copy !req
436. that's... Awesome.Copy !req
437. - Super... Awesome.Copy !req
438. - hello?Copy !req
439. I'm leaving right now.Copy !req
440. - Unfortunately,
my coverlord,Copy !req
441. Our plan to neutralize
ginormica failed.Copy !req
442. But I have the full trust
of the president.Copy !req
443. And even better,
I have been placedCopy !req
444. In the earthlings'
most secret base.Copy !req
445. - Hurry up in there!Copy !req
446. Mother nature's calling me
with a bullhorn!Copy !req
447. - Gotta run.
Coverton out.Copy !req
448. Sorry, your earth commodes
are so confusing.Copy !req