1. Male announcer: And now,
nickelodeon and dreamworks'Copy !req
2. Monsters vs. Aliens.Copy !req
3. - Oh, yeah,
it's freaky.Copy !req
4. ♪ monsters vs. AliensCopy !req
5. - this, monsters,Copy !req
6. Is where the unidentified
flying object crashed.Copy !req
7. - Right here on the table?Copy !req
8. - In australia, bob.Copy !req
9. - So it's not unidentified.Copy !req
10. Technically australian.Copy !req
11. - Yes, bob,
you're totally right.Copy !req
12. It's easier
than explaining.Copy !req
13. - Monsters, I don't need
to tell you how bad things gotCopy !req
14. The last time aliens
set foot on earth.Copy !req
15. - Indeed, mr. President.Copy !req
16. The golden gate bridgeCopy !req
17. Sustained catastrophic
structural damage.Copy !req
18. - Bridge? Dr. Cockroach,
I'm talking aboutCopy !req
19. My approval ratings.Copy !req
20. Fleeing like a ninnyCopy !req
21. Hurt my "tough on
extraterrestrials" image.Copy !req
22. Also, the wet pants
didn't help.Copy !req
23. So, I need you
to stop these aliens—hard.Copy !req
24. - Mr. President,
you can count on team monster.Copy !req
25. - Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
26. These are the smallest aliens
I've ever seen!Copy !req
27. - Not aliens, bob.Copy !req
28. Those are
myrmecia desertorum,Copy !req
29. Commonly known as "bull ants."
- ah.Copy !req
30. Then these are the biggest ants
I've ever seen!Copy !req
31. - Indeed, but we're
not here for ants.Copy !req
32. We're here to investigateCopy !req
33. This mysterious object
from the stars.Copy !req
34. - Okay,
let's get this over with.Copy !req
35. Where do I give 'em
the ol' one two?Copy !req
36. - Whoa, link, I'm not sureCopy !req
37. "the ol' one two"
is the answer here.Copy !req
38. - Susan,
when it comes to aliens,Copy !req
39. The ol' one two
is always the answer.Copy !req
40. - It doesn't seem
to be doing anything weird—Copy !req
41. whoa!Copy !req
42. Okay, that felt weird—
and wrong.Copy !req
43. Really wrong!Copy !req
44. - Susan, it's absorbing
your quantonium.Copy !req
45. - No!Copy !req
46. - Susan,
you look different.Copy !req
47. You changed your hair.Copy !req
48. - Bob, she's—
just take a look.Copy !req
49. She's small.Copy !req
50. Whoa!Copy !req
51. That all you brought?Copy !req
52. You're on earth, baby.
Link's hizzy.Copy !req
53. You gotta bring more than...Copy !req
54. That.Copy !req
55. - Wait, wait, that is
the biggest ant I've ever seen.Copy !req
56. - I don't suppose
you could talk to it.Copy !req
57. - Sorry,
I don't speak ant.Copy !req
58. - Sweet mama monger!Copy !req
59. Look at the size
of that thing.Copy !req
60. He did it.Copy !req
61. - Mr. President?Copy !req
62. Well, I thought
you were in washington.Copy !req
63. - I was, but with
the whole alien situationCopy !req
64. I thought I should be here,
underground, safe.Copy !req
65. We are safe, right?Copy !req
66. - General monger, sir.Copy !req
67. We've got another
unidentified flying objectCopy !req
68. And it's coming
right at us!Copy !req
69. Totally him again.
Get it together, man.Copy !req
70. - Whoa!
Can this guy dance or what?Copy !req
71. - Coming through.Copy !req
72. Brilliant strategy,Copy !req
73. Drafting a local
to fight for you.Copy !req
74. Now, let's see
what makes you tick.Copy !req
75. - Back off, ant.Copy !req
76. You don't wanna tussle
with all this muscle.Copy !req
77. Ow!Copy !req
78. - Get away from him!Copy !req
79. - Ooh! Ahh!Copy !req
80. - Hey, over here.Copy !req
81. Here, boy.Copy !req
82. He's like a big pup—Copy !req
83. who's a bitey scamp?Copy !req
84. ticklish.Copy !req
85. Ticklish!Copy !req
86. - Tell me you
got a plan, doc.Copy !req
87. - This is alien technology,
link.Copy !req
88. It would take
the brightest mindsCopy !req
89. From the finest universitiesCopy !req
90. Decades to unravel
its most basic workings.Copy !req
91. - So you can't fix me?Copy !req
92. - Dear girl,
don't be silly.Copy !req
93. I was just putting my
forthcoming accomplishmentCopy !req
94. In context.Copy !req
95. - Oh, no!
Now I'm growing!Copy !req
96. - Voila.Copy !req
97. Now I simply
transfer the quantoniumCopy !req
98. Back into susan,
and once again,Copy !req
99. The ginormica
we all know and love-Copy !req
100. hmm.Copy !req
101. - Uh, should it be making
that wo-wo-wo noise?Copy !req
102. - I would say run!Copy !req
103. - Oh, drat.Copy !req
104. - General monger,
I'm going to leadCopy !req
105. From behind on this one.Copy !req
106. - Sorry, sir.Copy !req
107. The constitution
states the presidentCopy !req
108. Must make first contact
with alien visitors.Copy !req
109. - Greeting aliens
is in the constitution?Copy !req
110. - The secret constitution,
article four.Copy !req
111. Been that way
since teddy roosevelt.Copy !req
112. - Gravity.Copy !req
113. Misjudged the gravity.
Ooh!Copy !req
114. Ah, sorry about that.Copy !req
115. Now, where are my notes?Copy !req
116. Oh, yes.
Of course.Copy !req
117. Take. Me.
To. Your. Leader.Copy !req
118. - I'm not sure
how I feel about this.Copy !req
119. - Good news, susan.Copy !req
120. There are still trace amounts
of quantonium in your blood.Copy !req
121. - And the "good" part is?Copy !req
122. - You're.00004% taller
than you should be.Copy !req
123. - I'm supposed to be
ginormica.Copy !req
124. "ever-so-slightly-larger-
than-normal-ica"Copy !req
125. Isn't going to cut it.Copy !req
126. - Buckle up, rock stars.Copy !req
127. We just got word
from area fifty-something.Copy !req
128. We got another
alien situation.Copy !req
129. - Where?
- At area fifty-something.Copy !req
130. - Uh, this man
is our leader.Copy !req
131. - Uh, technically,Copy !req
132. I'm just one of three branches
of government.Copy !req
133. A lot of checks
and balances on my, uh—Copy !req
134. - Mr. President,
your most esteemed excellency,Copy !req
135. On behalf
of the rest of the galaxy,Copy !req
136. I want to say...Copy !req
137. Sorry.Copy !req
138. - Pardon? What?Copy !req
139. - We feel just awful about
the whole gallaxhar kerfuffle.Copy !req
140. Very embarrassing for us.Copy !req
141. That's why—Copy !req
142. - Hold that thought.Copy !req
143. Kinda in the middle
of something.Copy !req
144. milk and beef jerky. Okay.Copy !req
145. I'll stop on the way home,
but it'll be a while.Copy !req
146. okay, bye. Bye.Copy !req
147. you were saying?Copy !req
148. - You see, we feel awfulCopy !req
149. About the gallaxhar incident
and would like to—Copy !req
150. - yes?Copy !req
151. that's tonight?Copy !req
152. Well, record it
and we'll watch it later.Copy !req
153. No, don't watch it without me.
It's the finale.Copy !req
154. You'll say something,
then I'll know who won and—Copy !req
155. gotta go. Bye.Copy !req
156. - gallaxhar.
- Continue.Copy !req
157. - Y-yes.
We would like to—Copy !req
158. - ugh.Copy !req
159. There's no peace and quiet
when you're commander-in-chief.Copy !req
160. - Perhaps a little
alien technology will help.Copy !req
161. - No signal?
Nice.Copy !req
162. - If cutting off
all communicationCopy !req
163. Is the only way
for us to commenceCopy !req
164. Intergalactic diplomacy,
I say, "so be it."Copy !req
165. - Alien technology.
I like it, mr., uh—Copy !req
166. - Coverton.Copy !req
167. - Area fifty-something,
do you copy?Copy !req
168. - Frequency's all jammed.
- I don't like this.Copy !req
169. - And I don't like
ham salad.Copy !req
170. - As I was saying,
I'm here to build bridges.Copy !req
171. Or, uh, rebuild them,
as the case may be.Copy !req
172. - Sweet molasses!Copy !req
173. - So let me get this straight,
mr. Coverton.Copy !req
174. You don't wanna flambe
our cities, harvest our organs,Copy !req
175. And/or turn us into
a mindless zombie work force?Copy !req
176. - Not until I know you better.Copy !req
177. - Kidding.Copy !req
178. I so got you.Copy !req
179. you did, you cutup.Copy !req
180. The uggies always make up for it
in personality, don't they?Copy !req
181. - But seriously,
mr. President,Copy !req
182. I feel like I already
know you so well.Copy !req
183. In fact, I have a gift
just for you.Copy !req
184. - My bio-thermal scannersCopy !req
185. Have located
what could be an alien.Copy !req
186. Definitely an alien.Copy !req
187. And it's—sweet tooth!Copy !req
188. The president!
- What?Copy !req
189. - He's trapped in some sort
of devious alien device.Copy !req
190. - Ham salad.Copy !req
191. - I'm getting something
on the parabolic mic.Copy !req
192. - Uh, I don't think
that's the president.Copy !req
193. Sounds like a little girl.Copy !req
194. - No, bob,
that's our president.Copy !req
195. - Link,
we are going in hot!Copy !req
196. I love this thing!Copy !req
197. - Everybody loves
a fun bubble.Copy !req
198. - I'm not wild about it.Copy !req
199. - Oh, please, general.Copy !req
200. Your leader is—Copy !req
201. - About to be rescued
by team monster!Copy !req
202. - Monsters, no!Copy !req
203. - Whee!Copy !req
204. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
205. Everybody rumba!Copy !req
206. - Monsters, stand down!Copy !req
207. - Ignore the general.Copy !req
208. He's obviously
under the alien fiend'sCopy !req
209. Mind control.Copy !req
210. - This is for earth's
most-dominant species.Copy !req
211. - yeah, humankind! Whoo!Copy !req
212. - Actually,
I was thinking of cockroaches,Copy !req
213. But whatever.Copy !req
214. - We got you,
mr. President.Copy !req
215. Oof!Copy !req
216. Did you...
Change your hair?Copy !req
217. - Mr. President,
you're safe now.Copy !req
218. Monsters have
the situation under control.Copy !req
219. whoo!Copy !req
220. - right?Copy !req
221. - What were
you monsters thinking?Copy !req
222. - I wasn't.
No brain!Copy !req
223. - We saw an alien.
In all probability, evil.Copy !req
224. - So you just run in
and give the ol' one two?Copy !req
225. - Yep!
When it comes to aliens,Copy !req
226. The ol' one two
is always the answer.Copy !req
227. That's what link says.
Right, buddy?Copy !req
228. - Yeah, I might have said
something like that.Copy !req
229. - But what about
the cylinderCopy !req
230. That slurped up
all my quantonium?Copy !req
231. - Sounds like
a stray balgarbian probe.Copy !req
232. They're always leaving those
about the galaxy.Copy !req
233. - So it wasn't
one of yours?Copy !req
234. of course not.Copy !req
235. Simple coincidence.Copy !req
236. Mr. President, I feel unsafe
with these monsters around.Copy !req
237. Maybe I'll come back
when you're ready, in a...Copy !req
238. Century or two.Copy !req
239. - But—but I won't
be president then!Copy !req
240. What if I got rid
of the monsters?Copy !req
241. What?Copy !req
242. - You mean kicked them
to the curb?Copy !req
243. - They're out of here.Copy !req
244. They are so fired.Copy !req
245. - Mr. President,
you can't do that!Copy !req
246. - Just did.
I decided.Copy !req
247. I'm the decider-er.Copy !req
248. So it's decider-ed.Copy !req
249. It's aliens in
and monsters out.Copy !req
250. - Yay!Copy !req
251. Wait, boo?Copy !req
252. Boo!Copy !req
253. - Please, general.Copy !req
254. Maybe you could get
the president to reconsider.Copy !req
255. - Are they still here?Copy !req
256. - Hi, mr. President!Copy !req
257. - So, what do we do now?Copy !req
258. I kinda have
a limited skill set.Copy !req
259. - Mr. President,Copy !req
260. Welcome to the power center
of this ship.Copy !req
261. But please, whatever you do,
don't touch anything.Copy !req
262. These instruments are very—Copy !req
263. No—
- I touched.Copy !req
264. Is that a problem?Copy !req
265. - What in blue blazes?Copy !req
266. - Oh, dear.Copy !req
267. He activated
the self-defense mode!Copy !req
268. Flee!
Flee for your life!Copy !req
269. - What do we do now?Copy !req
270. We're monsters
without a cause.Copy !req
271. - Yes, we do
seem fairly pointless.Copy !req
272. - You want pointless?Copy !req
273. I'm not even sure I qualify
as a monster anymore.Copy !req
274. - I'm not pointless,
but I kinda wish I was.Copy !req
275. - What was that?
- Give you one guess.Copy !req
276. - Go, go!Copy !req
277. The president
is trapped in there.Copy !req
278. Uh-oh.Copy !req
279. Do something!Copy !req
280. It's your dag-burned
space ship!Copy !req
281. - Yes, yes,
I'm working on it.Copy !req
282. Mr. President,
the self-defense modeCopy !req
283. Can be deactivated
with a simple code.Copy !req
284. - Gotcha.
Hit me with that code.Copy !req
285. - The first letter
is zrub.Copy !req
286. - Zrub?Copy !req
287. - It's the one
that looks a bitCopy !req
288. Like an upside-down
ice cream cone that's on fire.Copy !req
289. - Uh, how about one
that's sort ofCopy !req
290. A three-legged wolverine
with a bagpipe?Copy !req
291. - No, that's quav—aah!Copy !req
292. So, bad news.Copy !req
293. Your president
is apparently, um, doomed.Copy !req
294. Which I suppose means
you'll be in the marketCopy !req
295. For a new world leader.Copy !req
296. - Negatory!Copy !req
297. The president
will be rescued.Copy !req
298. All I need are—
- monsters.Copy !req
299. Reporting for duty.Copy !req
300. - And me!
Monster on the, uh, inside.Copy !req
301. - Bob, show them why
you're indestructible.Copy !req
302. - Indestruct-o-ball.Copy !req
303. Good idea!Copy !req
304. - My turn.Copy !req
305. Hop in.Copy !req
306. - They have no idea
what they're doing.Copy !req
307. They could make things worse!Copy !req
308. - Then you better get in there
and show 'em what for.Copy !req
309. - Oh, no, no,
no, no, no.Copy !req
310. My people do not
"get in there."Copy !req
311. We stand on the sidelines
and make scathing quips.Copy !req
312. - Get in there!Copy !req
313. - Hey, look who decided
to join us.Copy !req
314. - It's your ship.
Feel free to lead the way.Copy !req
315. - I'm here strictly
in an advisory role.Copy !req
316. Now, the first wave
of defense will be—Copy !req
317. - Agh!Copy !req
318. - Yes, those.Copy !req
319. - Hey!
- This is fun!Copy !req
320. Whee!Copy !req
321. - Whoa!
Ooh!Copy !req
322. The alien technology
failed to anticipate—Copy !req
323. My cockroach ability—Copy !req
324. To withstand—Copy !req
325. The worst of—Copy !req
326. Going—going—
going great in there.Copy !req
327. Going—lotsa laughs.
Going good.Copy !req
328. Follow me.
- Now careful.Copy !req
329. The next chamber will prove
much more difficult.Copy !req
330. - Difficult for you,
funky feet,Copy !req
331. But link's on this
like butter on bread.Copy !req
332. Ugh!Copy !req
333. - That's an immobilizer ray.Copy !req
334. - Yeah, thanks.
I get that now.Copy !req
335. - sorry.Copy !req
336. Immobilizer ray.Copy !req
337. - It's hopeless.Copy !req
338. We'll never make it
to the president.Copy !req
339. Oh.Copy !req
340. So what say
we give up, hmm?Copy !req
341. Listen, I've been dying to try
a special earth beverage.Copy !req
342. Uh, "leemonade"
I believe it's called.Copy !req
343. Is it good?
Hmm?Copy !req
344. - Susan, I have an idea.Copy !req
345. At least,
I think it's an idea.Copy !req
346. - Give it to me, bob.Copy !req
347. The idea?Copy !req
348. - Oh, right!Copy !req
349. Let the ray hit me
and then use me as a shield.Copy !req
350. - Bob, that's brilliant.Copy !req
351. - Okay, get ready to roll.
- Ready!Copy !req
352. that tickles.Copy !req
353. - Thanks, bob.
- No problem.Copy !req
354. Yep, feeling
pretty immobile now.Copy !req
355. Whoa!Copy !req
356. - Hey, guys,
you're here too!Copy !req
357. - The president
should be behind—Copy !req
358. - This door.Copy !req
359. Hey, that's like
the thing that zapped me!Copy !req
360. - Oh, let's not
waste our time bickering.Copy !req
361. We have a president
to save!Copy !req
362. See, there he is.Copy !req
363. - Coverton,
thank goodness you're here.Copy !req
364. And you too...
Uh, I wanna say sarah?Copy !req
365. - Susan.
- Don't step on the floor!Copy !req
366. It's pressure sensitive.Copy !req
367. That is virtually
unbreakable.Copy !req
368. - Mr. President, your
approval rating is dropping.Copy !req
369. Oh, clever.Copy !req
370. Well played, sarah.Copy !req
371. yes, sir.Copy !req
372. - Carefully,
mr. President.Copy !req
373. Climb onto my lap.Copy !req
374. Whoa!Copy !req
375. - Aah!Copy !req
376. Oh, kralnaz.Copy !req
377. - Tell me,
on your planet,Copy !req
378. "oh, kralnaz"
means something good.Copy !req
379. - No.Copy !req
380. It means the ship
is leaking hyperion,Copy !req
381. And when it blows,
it will destroy half the world.Copy !req
382. - Oh, kralnaz.
- Hold on.Copy !req
383. Which half of the world,
huh?Copy !req
384. - Duck and cover!Copy !req
385. - Whoo!Copy !req
386. That was awesome.Copy !req
387. Did you see that, susan?Copy !req
388. Susan?Copy !req
389. Hey, where's susan?Copy !req
390. - I'm afraid
that susan is... Gone.Copy !req
391. - Really?Copy !req
392. I hope she went
someplace nice.Copy !req
393. - I'm sure she has,
buddy.Copy !req
394. - Whoa.
Susan!Copy !req
395. - Once again,
monsters save the world.Copy !req
396. - Please, half the world.Copy !req
397. - Fascinating.Copy !req
398. Apparently, the quantonium
left in ginormica's systemCopy !req
399. Absorbed the explosive
hyperion energyCopy !req
400. And reactivated
her powers.Copy !req
401. And it did more than that.Copy !req
402. Susan,
think small thoughts.Copy !req
403. - Small thoughts? Okay.Copy !req
404. Snowflakes, ladybugs,Copy !req
405. Those itty-bitty
hot dog hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
406. - Cool.
- Well, I'll be.Copy !req
407. - Check me out.Copy !req
408. I can totally control
my ginorma-sizing.Copy !req
409. - All right, susan.Copy !req
410. That's really—
aah!Copy !req
411. - Sorry, bob.Copy !req
412. Okay, maybe not
totally totally control.Copy !req
413. - No problem!Copy !req
414. - Monsters, for your performance
in saving me and the world,Copy !req
415. But mostly me,Copy !req
416. I'm officially
welcoming you backCopy !req
417. To area fifty-something.Copy !req
418. - Yeah!
- Boo!Copy !req
419. No, wait.Copy !req
420. Yay!
Right?Copy !req
421. - It's gonna be great
having you workCopy !req
422. Alongside my new bff,
coverton.Copy !req
423. - What?
An alien is staying here?Copy !req
424. - I know.
I'm so jealous.Copy !req
425. - Oh, mr. President.Copy !req
426. Were I to go
to washington with you,Copy !req
427. We'd just waste all our time
giggling and gossiping.Copy !req
428. Point is, from now on,Copy !req
429. You guys are all
one big, happy family.Copy !req
430. that's... Awesome.Copy !req
431. - Super... Awesome.Copy !req
432. - hello?Copy !req
433. I'm leaving right now.Copy !req
434. - Unfortunately,
my coverlord,Copy !req
435. Our plan to neutralize
ginormica failed.Copy !req
436. But I have the full trust
of the president.Copy !req
437. And even better,
I have been placedCopy !req
438. In the earthlings'
most secret base.Copy !req
439. - Hurry up in there!Copy !req
440. Mother nature's calling me
with a bullhorn!Copy !req
441. - Gotta run.
Coverton out.Copy !req
442. Sorry, your earth commodes
are so confusing.Copy !req