1. Come on.
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tell you a story.
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3. Me and Johnny
go way back at MU.
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joined at the hip.
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what is that?
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8. He saved me
from those swamp people,
so I owed him one.
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9. You see,
Fear Co. had a problem.
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to protect his family legacy.
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a brilliant scheme.
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a Scream Amplifier
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the Scaring industry.
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particular set of skills
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in the dead of night
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to their holding pen,
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laugh energy
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as our own.
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the empty canisters
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the missing laugh energy.
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didn't have any idea
what was going on.
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the clueless media
about the leaky canisters.
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I'm a big fan.
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Monsters, Inc. couldn't meet
the energy needs of this city
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a catastrophic blackout.
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31. Curse you,
Laugh Power!
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I had some fun sticking it
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Wazowski.
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better be returned
in pristine condition.
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nothing more
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stupid blue face.
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38. And we found some poor schmuck
close to him to help us out.
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I'm the schmuck?
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I chose you.
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ever since you broke
Sullivan's Scare Record,
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telling jokes
at the homecoming game.
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was being wasted
at Monsters, Inc.
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but because of you,
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hate me now.
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your friends.
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stand up for you?
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but...
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for you.
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changing around us,
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to take it back.
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you know who didn't
get any? Me.
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Scream Amplifier
is activated,
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57. and so is my tennis elbow
so thanks for that.
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58. What? No. No, no.
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59. You're mixing
laughs and screams?
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60. Yeah.
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61. There is
no Scream Amplifier.
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62. Now, come on, kid.
We got to get back
out there.
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63. Michael Wazowski,
James Patrick Sullivan.
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Who's asking?
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65. M.E.R.C.
Oh, M.E.R.C.
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Attention.
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under the jurisdiction
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Regulatory Commission.
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immediately.
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funny business immediately
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in a non-humorous manner.
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72. You're wanted
for questioning
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you caused.
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74. We caused?
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75. Hey, watch the fur.
Call my lawyer.
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I don't have a lawyer.
Find me a lawyer!
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Don't try to be soft.
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79. Yes, we're bringing them
to M.E.R.C. Headquarters now.
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the city's power needs
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to Fear Co.
Fear Co.?
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received this bulletin.
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83. Sadly, M.E.R.C. has confirmed
that Monsters Incorporated
caused the blackout.
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84. Once their supply
of Laugh Power ran out,
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the entire power grid.
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86. I knew it.
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87. You know, it breaks my heart
that the hardworking citizens
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don't have power.
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89. But Tylor, our top Scarer
and future face of Fear
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90. has helped get
our new Scream Amplifier
up and running.
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91. Johnny...
Can I borrow you for...
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So excited.
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by 09:00 tonight.
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96. Okay,
so Jack and Jill...
Hey, Johnny!
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the Scream Amplifier.
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100. You cannot mix
screams and laughs.
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101. This whole building
is gonna blow.
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102. Like, explode?
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your concern,
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my own research, okay?
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106. But, uh, are you sure
that's accurate?
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107. Boo!
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108. Oh, you still
got it, Boggs.
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109. I'm just warming up
to scare some kids.
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110. I hope I get
a bed wetter,
like Chet in college.
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111. Good old Chet Wetter.
They still call you that?
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112. They should, Chet Wetter.
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113. I just go by Chet now.
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114. Whoa! See?
Did you see that?
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115. That is not good.
Tylor, it's fine.
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are just mixing.
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117. Everything is
under control.
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118. But, you don't...
Okay, Chet Wetter,
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119. let's put the Fear Co.
banner over here.
Mmm-hmm.
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120. Okay.
Yeah,
front and center.
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Incorporated employees
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123. I repeat, all Monsters
Incorporated employees
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127. Guys.
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128. We gotta
get Fendi out.
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129. Oh.
We can't
leave her behind.
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130. I don't understand.
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131. We just worked so hard
to get all the gigawatts
we needed.
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132. So how was there
a blackout?
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133. I know.
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134. Tuskmon.
Oh, boy, here we go.
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135. Why are you here?
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136. Look, I know
you're all mad at me,
and I get it.
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137. But Randall
Boggs is back.
What?
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138. He's been stealing
Laugh Power for Johnny,
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139. then making our canisters
still look full.
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140. And they were using me
all along to do it.
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141. Likely story
from a traitor.
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142. Look, I know I screwed up.
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143. I want to fix this, but I...
I can't do it alone.
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144. Wait. If Randall stole
our Laugh Power...
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145. That means there were
no leaks and...
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146. It wasn't your fault.
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147. I'm sorry.
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149. I'm even sorry
for the incident.
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150. I shouldn't have
bought you the wrong
orange juice.
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151. I despise pulp,
but it was never
about the orange juice.
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152. Okay, cool.
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153. Uh, happy for you.
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154. But getting back
to more pressing matters,
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155. Fear Co.
caused the blackout.
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156. There is no Scream Amplifier.
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157. All they're doing
is mixing
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in the receiving station.
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159. Johnny's gonna
activate it at 09:00 p.m.
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160. And when he does...
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161. Permanent blackout.
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162. Why?
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163. Okay, MIFTers
and extended
work family,
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that needs wrenching.
Any ideas?
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165. Uh...
Hmm.
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166. If only there was a way
to separate the screams
from the laughs.
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167. Oh, sweet buttered toast.
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168. Guess who's got an idea?
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169. Waternoose's old
scream extractor.
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170. Yeah.
Lucky we kept all the pieces.
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171. Guess we've got to
put it back together.
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172. Listen up, every MIFTer,
grab some parts,
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174. I really want to hug,
but there's no time
to tell him
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and forgive him.
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176. Oh.
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177. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Life is too short.
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178. Roger, I, uh...
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179. I think I owe you
an apology
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Hey, I get it.
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181. Look, if I heard me yelling
at my dad on the phone
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182. in a very angry,
unsettling manner,
I'd accuse me, too.
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183. Probably not
on live television.
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184. But hey,
forgiveness photo.
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185. Oh, uh, okay.
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186. Oh, hey.
Hmm.
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187. Save your pathetic
apology tour for later,
College Boy.
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188. Now, if you're so smart,
how do we actually
get into Fear Co.?
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189. I know a way,
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190. but we're gonna
need disguises.
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191. Whoa!
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192. Tylor, you're not...
supporting me.
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193. Sorry. I am trying
to be a better friend.
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194. No, not like that.
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physically support me.
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197. Whoa! Yeah, definitely
an evil lair vibe
going on here.
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199. Good thing I kept
some of this Fear Co. swag
from the creep show.
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200. Fritz, where's
your disguise?
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201. Oh, I don't need one.
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202. I do community theater
on the weekend.
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203. My performance
shall be my disguise.
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204. I'm Frankie Rigatoni.
I'm really, really tough.
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205. Hey, don't you
look me in the eye.
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206. Oh, oh.
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207. Well, I'm quite
intimidated.
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208. Look, there it is.
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Uh-oh.
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210. So what now, College Boy?
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211. Hey, Duncan, how would
you like to be promoted
to supervisor?
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212. Yeah.
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213. Hi, I'm Skyler.
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214. I got to go number two
and probably number six.
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215. No can do, old man.
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to guard this area.
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219. Ah, the station's been
acting up all day.
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220. Let's see what
the old gauges say.
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221. Hmm. All seems...
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222. Oi.
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223. Underling.
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224. Uh...
Declan?
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225. As supervisor, I have
reconsidered your request
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and I've granted it.
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227. Oh, thanks.
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230. yeah, it, kind of,
squeaked out.
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from your post as well.
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very loyal Scarers
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do you work on?
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238. Uh...
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239. I'm on floor
none-of-your-business.
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240. I'm Frankie Rigatoni.
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241. I don't take no nothing
from nobody.
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242. And that nobody is you.
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243. All right, Frankie, all right.
We're cool, we're cool.
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245. I'll have you know
I am somebody.
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246. Oh, yeah?
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247. I'm gonna
go egg that guy's car.
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248. Come on.
It's just over here.
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249. Almost there.
Heavier than I remember.
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250. It's a good thing
I work out.
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251. All right, we've only
got 15 minutes
to put this together.
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252. So we have to put
a move on it.
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253. Has anyone seen
the doohickeys?
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254. Doohickeys incoming.
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255. Duncan!
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256. Fastening the doohickeys
to the thingamajig.
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Rolling canisters to you.
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259. Why doesn't this fit?
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260. What, is this metric?
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261. Oh, uh, I think
you might need
a different one.
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262. Huh?
My family does own
a hardware store.
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263. Crazy first day, huh?
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264. Yeah.
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265. So how was yours?
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266. You know, before learning
about the whole Fear Co.
is evil thing.
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267. Not fun. My assistant
kept trying to eat me.
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268. Well, your hands
are bite-sized.
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269. We gotta hurry.
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270. Okay, so here's the button
to activate the Scream
Amplifier, Johnny.
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271. I did
a good job, right?
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272. Enough for
a pay raise maybe?
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273. My non-elective surgery
is coming up.
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274. Oh, Johnny.
Hey.
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275. There's the only
news team I trust.
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277. You always get
my good side.
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278. Uh, oh.
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your gorgeous face
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a bad side, Johnny.
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281. You're embarrassing
yourself, Jill.
He's married.
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282. Your hair glue
is showing.
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283. Yes, I'd love
for this to air as soon
as the power is back on
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can see they have Fear Co.
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285. and Scream Power
to thank.
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286. What was that?
Ah, you feel that?
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287. Now, that's the power of Fear.
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288. We're at T minus
two minutes and counting.
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289. Just say we have
two minutes left.
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290. We're almost done
over here.
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291. There's just one last nut
that needs some wrenching.
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292. Oh, there goes
my wisdom tooth.
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293. Goodbye, toothy.
Thank you for your service.
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294. Locked in.
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295. Okay, hose connected.
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296. My turn.
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297. Extracting the screams now
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298. so this place
doesn't go kaboom.
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299. Thank God.
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300. We did it!
All right.
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301. It's working!
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302. Guys, guys,
shut the mouth holes.
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303. According to this simple,
multi-variable calculus
I just did,
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304. we got a problem.
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305. There's not enough time
to suck out the screams
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306. before Johnny
pushes the button.
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307. Ah, what?
Why is nothing ever easy?
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308. Come on.
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309. Somebody better
buy us some time
by stalling Johnny Boy.
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310. Unicorn Sparkle,
Donut Head needs you
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Stall Johnny.
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312. You in?
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313. Uh, you know I can't say no
to awesome code names.
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314. Here, once it's all green,
it's safe for Johnny
to push the button.
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315. If there's any red,
we're all dead.
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316. Oh.
Sure hope they heard
that last part.
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317. Where did
we go wrong, Sulley?
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318. One day we're riding high
as beloved leaders
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energy company,
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320. and the next,
we've fallen from grace.
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321. We can't possibly
go lower.
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322. Sullivan, Wazowski.
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323. Correction, we've gone lower.
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324. As head of M.E.R.C.,
I had to shut you down
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over to Fear Co.
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326. Wait a second,
Fear Co.?
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all this paperwork
to make it official.
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all the paperwork,
Wazowski.
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329. Got it? Huh?
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330. Did Roz just
wink at us?
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331. Is she torturing me,
or is she making
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romantic overture?
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333. Oh, please be torture.
Please be torture.
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something we don't.
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we take, the better.
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with my full name.
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take a while.
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First name.
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341. Hey, hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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touch something?
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343. Yeah, I didn't
touch nothing.
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345. Oh, the extractor
is just unplugged.
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in its cozy little home.
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348. Oh. Oh, that's a bit weird.
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349. Hello, little Waternoose.
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350. Randall!
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351. Hold it.
Nobody messes
with my Rogie
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353. Oh, yeah? Good luck
with that, chumps.
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to get the banner
in the shot, too, Kenny.
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358. Okay. Thanks, Carl.
Top notch.
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Ah, Tylor.
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361. Oh, and you brought
your friend.
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362. Val, is it?
Whoo! Yeah.
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363. Let Fear power you.
Down with laughter.
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364. Well, it looks like
we're inspiring monsters
everywhere to join Fear Co.
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365. Oh, and huge fan
of what you're doing.
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366. I'd love a tour
of the whole place.
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367. The longer, the better.
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368. No.
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in all of this.
Oh.
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done it without him.
Oh, I...
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that he be the one
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the Scream Amplifier.
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374. Uh, oh, yeah,
of course.
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375. Yes.
Come on, MIFTers.
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let Fear power you.
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but before we got here,
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how he'd like
to take a moment
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383. and, um...
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to thank Johnny.
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385. Yeah, giving me,
you know, this, this
amazing opportunity.
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386. Uh, you're welcome.
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387. You see, it all began
in eighth grade.
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388. Fourth grade.
Fourth grade?
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389. Oh, yes, uh, it was
in the fourth grade.
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390. Hey, losers, over here!
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391. If you want it,
come and get it.
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392. Ha! Too slow.
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393. Then we get into
my high school years,
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of my Scare Card
collecting days.
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only imagine
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my face on one of these.
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397. Oh, that's fascinating.
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398. Just get
to it already.
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399. Thank you, Tylor.
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400. Now, let's not leave
the citizens of Monstropolis
in the dark any longer.
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401. Ah! Sorry about that.
Oh, uh...
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402. Whoops.
Can't control
these hands.
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Losers.
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got you now.
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407. Whoa!
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408. You MIFT-fits
are pathetic.
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if we can't see him.
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411. Ha! In your face.
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get the Drooler Cooler.
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413. How are you
thinking of refreshments
at a time like this?
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414. Oh, it's not
for drinking.
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two-bit punks.
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Booger Blast.
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418. That's the idea.
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420. Whoa, whoa.
Don't, don't worry.
I'm coming.
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you're doing?
Ow!
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427. I, I don't know
my own strength.
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428. Why has it stopped?
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429. As you can see,
I've been classically trained.
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430. Nice beard.
Indeed,
I drew it myself.
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431. Come on.
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432. Look out! Oh!
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433. You witless prat!
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434. There can be only one!
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435. What?
Get him, Tylor!
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436. Oh, yeah, get him!
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437. Kick him in the horns.
Get his pretty boy face.
Don't hit my Johnny.
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438. No, no, no,
not the face.
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439. Watch out!
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440. Whoops.
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441. Give me that.
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442. Over here. Have at you!
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443. Oh, look out!
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444. You've lost, losers!
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445. No.
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446. Monstropolis,
this is for you.
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447. Whoo-hoo!
Yay!
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448. We did it!
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449. That's for all the
bed-wetters out there.
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450. At least
I can grow a proper beard.
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451. How dare you?
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452. Mother says the only one
allowed to have
facial hair is...
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453. Hello,
citizens of Monstropolis.
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454. I'm Johnny Worthington
of Fear Co.
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455. And I am proud to announce
your power is back on,
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456. thanks to our company's
Scream Amplifier.
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457. That is a lie!
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458. There is
no Scream Amplifier.
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459. Fear Co. is running
on stolen Laugh Power.
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460. No, no, no, no, no, no.
That can't be true.
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461. My Johnny
would never.
Yes! Ratings gold!
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462. No, no, no, no, no.
Tylor is clearly confused.
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463. He's not,
and I can prove it.
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464. This device shows there are
currently no screams
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465. in Fear Co.'s power supply.
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466. It's all Laugh Energy
stolen from Monsters, Inc.
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467. What?
What's wrong?
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468. Oh, you could have
programmed this
to say anything.
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469. Why are you ruining this?
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470. I told you, you can't
escape who you are.
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471. I'm not.
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472. I'm embracing it.
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473. And you should
embrace who you are.
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474. A fraud.
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475. A fraud?
You ungrateful little...
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476. I gave you everything.
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477. If I am a fraud,
then what does that make you?
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478. Huh? Huh?
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479. You're not funny enough
to be a jokester.
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480. You're too afraid
to be a Scarer.
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481. The only thing
you're good for
is being a pawn.
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482. He might be a pawn,
but he's our pawn.
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483. You mess with him,
you mess with all of us.
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484. Well, well, well,
told you, Jill.
Batting a thousand.
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485. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is all this?
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486. M.E.R.C.? What are
they doing here?
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487. Well, hello, everyone.
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488. What?
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489. You're coming with us.
Hang on a second
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490. You can't do this to me.
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491. Oh, hey, here's
some trash for you.
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492. Thanks.
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493. I am a hero
of this community!
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494. Your fraudulent
Scream Amplifier scheme
says otherwise.
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495. We've had someone
on the inside, too.
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496. Chet?
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497. Well, you should really
treat your assistants better.
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498. You forgot one thing,
Worthington.
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499. We're always watching.
Huh?
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500. This is preposterous!
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501. You'll hear
from my lawyers.
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502. Ow! That pinches.
You're pushing.
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503. You're pushing.
Sorry, Johnny.
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504. Looks like Laugh Power
is the future.
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505. A city full of monsters
will never get a...
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506. You can't make kids laugh.
You're a joke.
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507. You're a joke.
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508. He's right.
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509. I am a joke,
a joke of a friend.
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510. Val, I'm so sorry
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511. I wasn't supportive
of you when you got
the jokester job offer,
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512. which you, you totally
deserve, by the way.
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513. I mean, I...
I should have been
there for you.
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514. You know...
like you've always
been there for me.
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515. You know, you're, you're,
you're an incredible friend.
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516. And you got
the donuts, you know,
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517. and you added
the fun little stickers.
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518. And I, you know,
tried to buy some
on my own,
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519. but the glitter just didn't
sparkle the same.
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520. Oh, I forgive you,
you big doofus.
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521. Oh, love wins.
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522. Right, Jill?
Drop dead.
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523. Okay, fine.
Yeah, that's nice
and all,
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524. but my Johnny's right.
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525. Monstropolis still doesn't
believe in Laugh Power.
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526. Okay, then let's
sell them on it.
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527. Follow me.
You too, Carter.
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528. Huh? She knows my name?
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529. Gladly.
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530. Wait.
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531. No, no, no.
That's, uh...
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532. That's Ben's door.
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533. Um, yeah,
I really scared him earlier.
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534. I, I don't think
he'll want to see me
ever again.
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535. Hey, it's okay.
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536. We'll face it as a team.
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537. Yeah, but you're
the funny one.
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538. You don't need me.
But I want you there.
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539. Unless our pinkie promise
meant nothing to you.
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540. Hey, Ben.
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541. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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542. Ah, it's okay.
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543. It's okay.
Go away!
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544. Ben, Ben, Ben,
it's okay, it's okay.
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545. I don't believe
we've ever met.
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546. I'm Val,
Tylor's best friend.
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547. And he feels really bad
about what happened.
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548. Yeah, really, really bad.
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549. You know, I was just wondering
if you had a best friend, too.
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550. Yeah. Nico.
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551. Has Nico ever been,
uh, upset with you?
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552. Yeah.
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553. There was one time
I made him really mad.
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554. What did you do
to make up?
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555. I said sorry.
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556. And then
we high-fived so hard,
our hands stung.
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557. Huh.
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558. Well, my hands
are pretty tiny,
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559. so they might be
kind of hard to hit.
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560. What do you say?
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561. I'm... I'm sorry, buddy.
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562. Whoa!
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563. Ben, have you ever
heard the epic tale
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564. of Unicorn Sparkle
and Donut Head?
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565. Um, I don't think so.
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566. Well, it all started
in college,
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567. when Unicorn Sparkle
gave Donut Head
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568. his favorite candy,
Hots Nots.
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569. Hots Nots? Ew!
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570. They became best buds.
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571. They went to MU,
where Donut Head told a joke
in front of a huge crowd.
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572. Oh, oh, oh.
What was it?
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573. What did the sea monster
have for dinner?
Ooh, what?
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574. Fish and chips.
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575. Fish and chips?
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576. Funny, right?
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577. Well, nobody else
thought so.
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578. Okay, okay, okay.
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579. So your delivery
was a little bit better
than mine.
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580. Hey, how we doing?
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581. Good to be here, uh...
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582. Uh, creme brulee,
s'il vous plait?
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583. No!
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584. Oh, no,
it's the streaker!
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585. Whoa!
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586. This is so fun!
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587. Mmm-hmm.
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588. Work buds forever.
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589. Home run, kid.
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590. Home run.
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591. Today, Fear Co.'s
Johnny Worthington
reported to jail
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592. after being convicted
of stealing Laugh Power
from Monsters, Inc.
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593. His cellmate is none other
than Henry J. Waternoose III.
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594. All right!
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595. Johnny's accomplice,
Randall Boggs,
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596. escaped custody
and remains at large.
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597. Even though he is,
relatively speaking,
rather small.
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598. I wrote that joke.
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599. And rest assured, he...
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600. One more second.
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601. Rest assured,
ladies and gentlemen,
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602. Detective Duncan P. Anderson
is on the case.
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603. And I won't...
Excuse me?
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604. Sorry, one second.
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605. I won't rest... Ow!
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606. Until justice...
That's my mother's coat.
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607. Until justice...
It's vintage.
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608. Until justice is served!
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609. He's not
affiliated with us.
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610. Monsters, Inc is now powering
the entire city with laughter.
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611. And yes, even I've
come around to it,
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612. but I don't want to hear
one word about it from Jack.
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613. Okay. How about four?
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614. I told you so.
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615. Ow! Ah, my toupee.
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616. I mean, my real hair.
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617. Come and get 'em, everybody.
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618. Out of the press, everybody.
We've got newly created
jokester cards.
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619. Carla.
Phlegm, congratulations.
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620. And for you,
Banana Bread.
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621. Richard.
Skyler's funny now.
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622. Pull my finger.
No, thank you.
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623. Fool me once.
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624. Actually, it was
twice, Mike.
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625. Well, we're all
done over here.
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626. Another door station
fixed by yours truly,
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627. Frankie Rigatoni
with sauce.
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628. Fritz is still
in character, huh?
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629. Yeah, but I think
I got a solve.
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630. And cut!
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631. Oh. Hi, everybody.
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632. Okay, all right.
How was that?
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633. You want another take?
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634. I can do it
a whole different way.
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635. And last, but definitely
not least, Val and Tylor,
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636. your jokester card.
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637. Yeah, it's going to be
worth a lot someday.
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638. You know, some say
Sulley and I
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639. were the very first
unofficial duo.
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640. Well, except
Sulley's not funny.
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641. My approach to comedy
is less desperate than Mikey.
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642. Desperate? You can't talk
to your boss like that!
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643. Oh, so now
you're in charge?
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644. Only when it suits me.
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645. Ready to go, partner?
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646. Work buds forever.
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