1. Hello.
Copy !req
2. Hey, Mom.
I got your message.
Copy !req
3. Guess where I am?
Copy !req
4. In the tub.
Copy !req
5. It's my
third bath today.
Copy !req
6. Mmm. Mmm.
Copy !req
7. I know. I know
about the drought.
Copy !req
8. I actually talked
to Dr. Bell about it.
Copy !req
9. He said not to feel guilty.
He said I should pamper myself.
Copy !req
10. I know. He's great.
Copy !req
11. Mom, he's my therapist.
Copy !req
12. How can you
ask me that?
Copy !req
13. I guess he's cute,
for a shrink.
Copy !req
14. Hello?
Copy !req
15. Mom?
Copy !req
16. Hello?
Copy !req
17. Jesus, Pearl.
Copy !req
18. You scared me to death.
Copy !req
19. Who let you in?
Copy !req
20. Oh, no! No! No!
Copy !req
21. No...
Oh, God!
Copy !req
22. It's a jungle out there
Copy !req
23. Disorder and confusion
everywhere
Copy !req
24. No one seems to care
Copy !req
25. Well, I do
Copy !req
26. Hey, who's in charge here?
Copy !req
27. It's a jungle out there
Copy !req
28. Poison in the very air
we breathe
Copy !req
29. You know what's in the water
that you drink?
Copy !req
30. Well, I do
Copy !req
31. It's amazing
Copy !req
32. People think I'm crazy
Copy !req
33. 'cause I worry
all the time
Copy !req
34. If you paid attention,
you'd be worried, too
Copy !req
35. You better pay attention
Copy !req
36. Or this world
we love so much
Copy !req
37. might just kill you
Copy !req
38. I could be wrong now
Copy !req
39. But I don't think so
Copy !req
40. 'Cause there's
a jungle out there
Copy !req
41. It's a jungle out there
Copy !req
42. Morning, Mr. Monk.
I have your mail.
Copy !req
43. Okay, just throw it away.
Copy !req
44. I can't throw it away
until I look at it.
Copy !req
45. What are you doing?
Copy !req
46. The dishes.
Copy !req
47. That's not the dishes.
That's a dish, one dish.
Copy !req
48. You can't waste water like that, Mr.
Monk. Haven't you been reading the papers?
Copy !req
49. We're in the middle
of a huge drought.
Copy !req
50. Not the middle.
Copy !req
51. Nobody can really say if
it's actually in the middle.
Copy !req
52. It's a big problem.
It's all over the news.
Copy !req
53. The reservoir's
almost empty.
Copy !req
54. Nobody's washing their cars
or watering their lawns.
Copy !req
55. Natalie, what was I supposed
to do? I had an omelet.
Copy !req
56. That's not funny, Mr. Monk.
What if everybody felt like that?
Copy !req
57. Do they?
No.
Copy !req
58. Then we're okay.
Copy !req
59. Uh-oh.
Copy !req
60. What is it?
It's from your HMO.
Copy !req
61. Oh, don't open that.
Copy !req
62. It says "Important. "
Copy !req
63. All the more reason.
Just throw it out.
Copy !req
64. Maybe it's good news.
Copy !req
65. Yeah, good news
from my HMO.
Copy !req
66. What do you think,
I won a free colonoscopy?
Copy !req
67. Uh-uh. Oh, no.
Copy !req
68. It's a new policy.
It's about your therapy.
Copy !req
69. They're putting a cap
on the number of sessions.
Copy !req
70. Well, how many?
Copy !req
71. Uh, 2,000.
Copy !req
72. Well, that's no problem.
Copy !req
73. I go four times a week,
so we're not even close.
Copy !req
74. No, that's not 2,000 per
year, Mr. Monk. That's total.
Copy !req
75. 2,000 total.
In your life.
Copy !req
76. Total?
Copy !req
77. I'm sure you're fine.
That's a pretty big number.
Copy !req
78. It says here that's seven
times the national average.
Copy !req
79. What are you doing?
Copy !req
80. I'm adding.
Copy !req
81. 1964...
Copy !req
82. 1965...
Copy !req
83. Wait, you started in 1964?
Copy !req
84. No, those are the
number of sessions.
Copy !req
85. How many are left?
Copy !req
86. Oh! That's good.
Copy !req
87. Takes a water shortage
to make you appreciate
Copy !req
88. how refreshing a cold glass can
be. But I guess that's human nature.
Copy !req
89. When something is rationed...
Copy !req
90. I don't care about that!
Copy !req
91. And I don't want to hear any small
talk today, okay? No small talk.
Copy !req
92. Only big talk.
Big, vast talk.
Copy !req
93. Something happened.
Copy !req
94. This came this morning.
Copy !req
95. What are you doing now?
What are you doing?
Copy !req
96. Looking for my glasses.
Copy !req
97. My new bifocals, and it took
some getting used to, a few days.
Copy !req
98. I don't care about that! Nobody cares
about that. Where'd you put them?
Copy !req
99. I was sitting right here.
Copy !req
100. Here! Here they are.
Copy !req
101. Oh! Oh. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
Copy !req
102. All right, thank you
very much. All right.
Copy !req
103. Yeah, it's...
Copy !req
104. All right. What is this?
Copy !req
105. It's from my
insurance company.
Copy !req
106. Oh, yes, so I see.
Copy !req
107. Today's session is number 2,000, so
this is it. This is my last session.
Copy !req
108. No, this is the last session
they'll reimburse you for,
Copy !req
109. but you always have
the option of paying yourself.
Copy !req
110. Well, how much is it?
Copy !req
111. It's 200.
Copy !req
112. Two... Dollars? $200?
This is my last session.
Copy !req
113. Oh, my God, we have 48 minutes.
It's my last shot. We...
Copy !req
114. We have to really focus,
really focus.
Copy !req
115. Adrian, I don't know how much
we can do in one session.
Copy !req
116. Yeah, I made a list of all
of my problems here, so...
Copy !req
117. Adrian, that's not how
it works. You see,
Copy !req
118. therapy is an ongoing process,
and the progress is incremental.
Copy !req
119. Yeah, well, we have
to try, okay?
Copy !req
120. Let's knock off as many
as we can, all right?
Copy !req
121. "My fear of disappointing
my father. " Go.
Copy !req
122. Adrian, I'm not comfortable
working under this kind of pressure.
Copy !req
123. All right, all right. Hold on.
Okay, let's see now.
Copy !req
124. We've talked about
this before.
Copy !req
125. The loss of your father came at an
impressionable time in your life...
Copy !req
126. Yes. ... and I think it
created an emotional vacuum.
Copy !req
127. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Forget that one.
Copy !req
128. We'll never get that one.
"Germophobia. "
Copy !req
129. Adrian, this is not
a game show.
Copy !req
130. Germophobia.
Copy !req
131. All right, germophobia.
All right, germophobia.
Copy !req
132. Now, your fear of germs
is not unusual.
Copy !req
133. Now, some people find that it helps to
read scientific journals to demystify...
Copy !req
134. Yeah, pass.
Okay, "Sibling rivalry. "
Copy !req
135. Well, I've never met Ambrose.
Copy !req
136. Pass!
Copy !req
137. God.
Copy !req
138. I've been in therapy for 10 years. Well,
I have to have something to show for it.
Copy !req
139. I mean, I... We have
to cure something here.
Copy !req
140. Ah! "Death of my mother. "
No. Pass.
Copy !req
141. "Fear of height," pass.
"Fear of fear itself. "
Copy !req
142. Oh, yeah! Here's one.
Okay. Yeah.
Copy !req
143. "Claustrophobia. "
Copy !req
144. Claustrophobia.
Copy !req
145. Now, we've discussed that.
We talked about visualization.
Copy !req
146. You remember that. I said if
you ever feel trapped somewhere,
Copy !req
147. you can imagine a door.
Copy !req
148. I tried that once.
The door was locked.
Copy !req
149. Just imagine you have a key.
Copy !req
150. Yeah, I tried that.
The key didn't fit.
Copy !req
151. Maybe it's
a skeleton key.
Copy !req
152. Okay, this is not working!
Come on!
Copy !req
153. We have 46 minutes left.
You gotta try harder.
Copy !req
154. Cure me, for God's sake.
Copy !req
155. Maybe there's another
way around this, huh?
Copy !req
156. Let's see now. Wait a minute. This
policy only applies to private sessions.
Copy !req
157. You can join a group session. That's a
new category. It's like starting over.
Copy !req
158. Group?
Copy !req
159. Yes. Now, I have one group
that deals specifically
Copy !req
160. with phobias and
obsessive behavior.
Copy !req
161. We meet twice weekly
like clockwork.
Copy !req
162. There will be
other people there?
Copy !req
163. Yes, it's a group.
It's a group of people.
Copy !req
164. Actually, this policy change
might be a blessing in disguise.
Copy !req
165. I think you could really
benefit from this.
Copy !req
166. No, they don't like me.
Copy !req
167. Adrian, they haven't met you.
Copy !req
168. They don't like me!
Copy !req
169. I can't do it.
Copy !req
170. All right. Sorry to hear that.
I hope you reconsider,
Copy !req
171. 'cause I think you'd
get a lot out of it.
Copy !req
172. Yeah. Yeah, okay.
"Fear of bees. "
Copy !req
173. Bees. Well, luckily we live in a more
urban environment, so the fear of bees...
Copy !req
174. Pass. "Fear of blenders. "
Copy !req
175. Well, if you don't own a blender,
then... Actually, that's...
Copy !req
176. I don't think that's... Pass.
"Fear of bees in blenders. "
Copy !req
177. Here he comes!
Here he comes.
Copy !req
178. Mr. Monk, please,
please go to group therapy.
Copy !req
179. I don't have to. I can talk
to him right here.
Copy !req
180. Oh, I think you're
being ridiculous.
Copy !req
181. Yeah, I'm ridiculous
like a fox.
Copy !req
182. Ready?
Copy !req
183. Let's go. Go.
Go, go, go. Go.
Copy !req
184. Dr. Bell?
Copy !req
185. Adrian?
Copy !req
186. Oh, my God.
Do you bike here, too?
Copy !req
187. Every morning.
Copy !req
188. Oh! You know, I remember you
mentioning that once or twice.
Copy !req
189. Hey, there, Natalie.
Copy !req
190. Hello.
How you doing?
Copy !req
191. Just fine. Just fine.
Copy !req
192. You're probably wondering
how I'm doing.
Copy !req
193. I been thinking a lot
about my mother.
Copy !req
194. Adrian, I really can't
give you a session right now.
Copy !req
195. What session? We're just a couple of
guys in the park talking about my mother.
Copy !req
196. Join my group. We meet Tuesdays
and Thursdays, 10:00 a. m.
Copy !req
197. Wait, Dr. Bell!
Wait! Dr. Bell!
Copy !req
198. Come on, you're losing him.
Turn! Come on! Go. Mush, mush.
Copy !req
199. Mush!
Copy !req
200. Okay, I'll join the group.
Copy !req
201. Thank God.
Copy !req
202. I have come to a decision.
Copy !req
203. I am not going
to the convention.
Copy !req
204. I thought you told
your boss...
Copy !req
205. You know what? Let him fire me. I
don't care. I hate my job anyway.
Copy !req
206. It's medical supplies. It's wheelchairs
and prosthetic arms. It's gruesome.
Copy !req
207. I hope he does fire me.
Copy !req
208. Rhonda, I know you don't like to
travel, but this is your career.
Copy !req
209. This is important. You
shouldn't just throw it all away.
Copy !req
210. Dr. Bell, there's a man.
Copy !req
211. Adrian. Oh, I'm so glad you
changed your mind. Come in, come in.
Copy !req
212. We're just getting started.
Copy !req
213. Who is this?
Copy !req
214. This is Adrian.
Copy !req
215. Yes, he's gonna join
our little group. Our...
Copy !req
216. Our little band of brothers,
huh? I think you'll fit right in.
Copy !req
217. Wait. Wait.
Without asking us?
Copy !req
218. Rhonda, it's not your decision.
Adrian, this is Rhonda.
Copy !req
219. Hello.
Copy !req
220. It's nothing personal.
I just don't like surprises.
Copy !req
221. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
222. Adrian, you don't
have to apologize.
Copy !req
223. You're right.
I'm sorry that I'm sorry.
Copy !req
224. Adrian, this is Augie.
Copy !req
225. Arachnophobia, agoraphobia,
claustrophobia.
Copy !req
226. Augie, we've talked
about this before.
Copy !req
227. You don't have to tell
everybody about your phobias.
Copy !req
228. I just hate it
when he does that.
Copy !req
229. You hate it when anybody
does anything.
Copy !req
230. Oh, shut up.
Copy !req
231. And, of course,
you know Harold.
Copy !req
232. Hello, Adrian. I just want you to know,
for the record, I'm glad you're here.
Copy !req
233. And I don't feel threatened
in the slightest.
Copy !req
234. I know we haven't always seen eye to eye,
but I hope we can put our differences aside
Copy !req
235. and work with Neven
together as a team.
Copy !req
236. After all,
it takes a village.
Copy !req
237. You call him Neven?
Copy !req
238. Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
239. Well, things are a little
less formal in group therapy.
Copy !req
240. Oh...
Copy !req
241. You still can't shake hands.
Copy !req
242. I see we have
our work cut out for us.
Copy !req
243. I can shake hands.
Copy !req
244. Oh.
Copy !req
245. I used to use a wipe, too.
Remember? I was so germophobic.
Copy !req
246. I'd always have a wipe in my pocket, like
this, and I'd wipe my hands, like this,
Copy !req
247. and then I'd fold it up into a little square
and put it in my other pocket, like this.
Copy !req
248. I was pathetic.
Copy !req
249. Adrian, why don't you
take a seat?
Copy !req
250. Excuse me. He cannot sit
there. You can't sit there!
Copy !req
251. This is Barbara's seat.
Copy !req
252. Barbara?
Copy !req
253. Yes, she was in our group.
She died three weeks ago.
Copy !req
254. She drowned in her
swimming pool.
Copy !req
255. It doesn't matter
how she died!
Copy !req
256. The point is that was her regular seat,
and I just think it is disrespectful.
Copy !req
257. Thank you.
Copy !req
258. All right, deep breath.
Good.
Copy !req
259. Now, Adrian, in our last private session,
we talked a bit about claustrophobia.
Copy !req
260. I think that's a good place to
start, since that's a condition
Copy !req
261. that all of you
have in common.
Copy !req
262. Not me.
Copy !req
263. Oh, please.
Copy !req
264. I mean, not anymore. I used to hate
tight spaces, but Neven cured me.
Copy !req
265. Really?
Copy !req
266. You're cured? But you
never mentioned that.
Copy !req
267. I was about to when Adrian walked in.
You know what did it? Visualization.
Copy !req
268. That was really
great advice, Dr. B.
Copy !req
269. I visualized a door, and then
I visualized a key to the door.
Copy !req
270. Well, that's great.
I'm really happy for you.
Copy !req
271. Yeah, well, I couldn't have
done it without you, Doc.
Copy !req
272. You're a god.
Thank you.
Copy !req
273. That's Vietnamese.
Copy !req
274. I tried it, visualization,
the key and the door.
Copy !req
275. It didn't work.
Copy !req
276. Why don't you have your
assistant visualize it for you?
Copy !req
277. You have an assistant?
Copy !req
278. Yes, Adrian has a very difficult
job, which requires an assistant.
Copy !req
279. He's a decorated police
detective. He's a real hero.
Copy !req
280. What about us? I mean,
we're out there all alone,
Copy !req
281. assistant-less.
We have no help.
Copy !req
282. We have no one to lean on.
We're the real heroes.
Copy !req
283. I think Barbara's
the lucky one.
Copy !req
284. She doesn't have to deal with
any of this crap anymore.
Copy !req
285. Yeah, I know.
And I'm gonna miss her, too.
Copy !req
286. We all miss her. We'll be
grieving for a long time.
Copy !req
287. I wish I had an assistant.
She could grieve for me.
Copy !req
288. What is your problem?
Copy !req
289. Okay, you know, you see, now...
Now, we all have problems...
Copy !req
290. You're just jealous. You've been
jealous of me since the first day we met,
Copy !req
291. which, by the way, I like
to refer to as Black Tuesday.
Copy !req
292. Why would I
be jealous of you?
Copy !req
293. Okay.
Copy !req
294. I made $210,000 last year.
How much did you make?
Copy !req
295. Two million.
Copy !req
296. Liar! He's lying.
Copy !req
297. Admit it, Adrian. My success is
killing you. It's eating you up.
Copy !req
298. What success?
Copy !req
299. I'm on the city council.
People voted for me.
Copy !req
300. Because they don't know you! Did
anybody here vote for this clown?
Copy !req
301. Not me.
Copy !req
302. Dr. Bell, you're in his
district. Did you vote for him?
Copy !req
303. You're not supposed
to ask that question.
Copy !req
304. That's a no. See, Neven didn't
vote for you, Harold. Suck on that.
Copy !req
305. I'm gonna rezone your whole
neighborhood. I can do that!
Copy !req
306. Why don't you rezone
your neuroses?
Copy !req
307. I'm gonna put a Kentucky
Fried Chicken on your roof!
Copy !req
308. Stop it!
Stop it, please!
Copy !req
309. I know where
your roof is!
Copy !req
310. Stop, please!
Copy !req
311. Harold! Sit down.
Copy !req
312. Please sit down, Harold.
Copy !req
313. What about him?
Copy !req
314. Adrian, please, sit.
Copy !req
315. Yeah, please, sit.
Copy !req
316. Harold, stop. Sit.
Copy !req
317. Adrian, please. Down.
Copy !req
318. Good. Now...
Copy !req
319. I know. I know you're not a
big fan of Harold Krenshaw's.
Copy !req
320. I hate him.
He can go to hell.
Copy !req
321. Yeah, I understand, but besides him,
besides Harold, who can go to hell,
Copy !req
322. how was the session?
Copy !req
323. Awful.
Copy !req
324. Well, what were
the people like?
Copy !req
325. I don't know.
Copy !req
326. How many were there?
Copy !req
327. I don't know.
Five, eight.
Copy !req
328. They hardly talked about me
at all.
Copy !req
329. All they did was
drone on and on and on
Copy !req
330. about their own lives
and their own problems.
Copy !req
331. Yeah, Mr. Monk,
isn't that the point?
Copy !req
332. Nobody cares
about them, Natalie.
Copy !req
333. Dr. Bell was just as bad.
Copy !req
334. He kept interrupting everybody,
telling little parables and stories.
Copy !req
335. I'm wasting my time. Group
therapy never helped anybody.
Copy !req
336. Then why don't you quit?
Copy !req
337. Are you following us?
Copy !req
338. I think you're
following me.
Copy !req
339. Harold, we were here first. We
came straight from Dr. Bell's.
Copy !req
340. A lot of his patients come here
because it's right across the street.
Copy !req
341. For example,
that guy over there.
Copy !req
342. He's not
even in our group.
Copy !req
343. Not anymore.
Copy !req
344. He left the nest
five weeks ago.
Copy !req
345. That's Xavier Danko.
He's completely cured.
Copy !req
346. He was more screwed up
than anybody.
Copy !req
347. What was wrong with him?
Copy !req
348. He was obsessed with an exotic
dancer named Tiffany something.
Copy !req
349. He was following her.
But he got better.
Copy !req
350. I want to be next.
I want to get better, too.
Copy !req
351. That's why you have to leave the group,
Adrian. You're ruining everything.
Copy !req
352. Mr. Monk has every right
to be there, Harold.
Copy !req
353. No, he doesn't. Excuse
me! He has 20 items.
Copy !req
354. It's only one item.
They're all the same.
Copy !req
355. But you're buying 20.
Copy !req
356. But it's the same item.
Copy !req
357. But you're buying 20.
Copy !req
358. Of the same item.
Copy !req
359. There's the sign. It doesn't
say 12 different items.
Copy !req
360. I think it's 12 items total.
Copy !req
361. Thank you.
Copy !req
362. Here... I'm buying the first
10, and he's buying the rest.
Copy !req
363. Well played, Adrian,
well played.
Copy !req
364. Sir, are you buying
anything?
Copy !req
365. No, I'm just trying to
get him to quit my group.
Copy !req
366. Forget it.
I'm not quitting.
Copy !req
367. Why not? You were just complaining
about it five minutes ago.
Copy !req
368. You said you hated it.
Copy !req
369. That was before I knew
you wanted me to quit.
Copy !req
370. Oh!
Copy !req
371. Hey, I'll see you Thursday.
I'll save you a seat.
Copy !req
372. I have a coupon.
Copy !req
373. There he is.
Copy !req
374. Thank you for coming.
Copy !req
375. What happened?
Copy !req
376. We were wondering
the same thing.
Copy !req
377. Either he jumped
or was pushed.
Copy !req
378. Yeah. We thought you might know the guy.
Copy !req
379. His employment card,
we found it in his wallet.
Copy !req
380. Dr. Bell.
Copy !req
381. You know him?
Copy !req
382. He was in my group.
Augie something.
Copy !req
383. Yeah, Augie Wellman.
Copy !req
384. He was a mechanical engineer.
He lived upstairs.
Copy !req
385. So, was Mr. Wellman
depressed?
Copy !req
386. Of course he was.
Copy !req
387. So it was suicide?
Copy !req
388. Uh... I don't think so.
Look at his wrists.
Copy !req
389. Hair has been
pulled out.
Copy !req
390. 'Cause someone taped them.
He was tied up.
Copy !req
391. Could be a serial killer.
Copy !req
392. He's killing people
according to their phobias.
Copy !req
393. This guy was afraid of heights,
so he pushed him off the roof.
Copy !req
394. No, Augie wasn't afraid of
heights. He was afraid of spiders.
Copy !req
395. That's different.
Copy !req
396. He's killing people using
the opposite of their phobias.
Copy !req
397. The Opposite Killer.
Copy !req
398. So you're saying that the opposite
of a spider is a tall building?
Copy !req
399. What do you think
the opposite of a spider is?
Copy !req
400. I have no idea, but
it's not a tall building.
Copy !req
401. Mmm, tell that to
the Opposite Killer.
Copy !req
402. Are you crying?
Copy !req
403. No, I have allergies.
Copy !req
404. What are the odds?
Copy !req
405. The odds of what?
Copy !req
406. Two dead in two months
from the same group.
Copy !req
407. It looked straight-up to me. Accidental
drowning. She had water in her lungs.
Copy !req
408. She had a severe concussion like
she hit her head on the way in.
Copy !req
409. Did you check the house?
Copy !req
410. No, sir. I don't know what
you're expecting to find. I mean,
Copy !req
411. the crime scene is long gone. The
girl was cremated eight weeks ago.
Copy !req
412. The case is cold.
Copy !req
413. I wonder how cold.
Copy !req
414. I don't follow.
Copy !req
415. Look, she died October 2nd,
in the morning.
Copy !req
416. It must have been chilly.
Copy !req
417. It probably was.
Copy !req
418. Where's the towel?
Copy !req
419. There's no towel
next to the pool.
Copy !req
420. I wouldn't go swimming first thing in
the morning in October without a towel.
Copy !req
421. I mean, I wouldn't go swimming
anyway, but you see what I mean.
Copy !req
422. I think she was killed.
Copy !req
423. Let me guess. The victim
was not afraid of water.
Copy !req
424. It's him. The Opposite
Killer. That's his M.O.
Copy !req
425. There is no Opposite Killer.
Copy !req
426. If there were, you would have been killed
by a falling rocket scientist years ago.
Copy !req
427. Okay, where are we?
Copy !req
428. We got a jumper with some
hair missing from his wrists.
Copy !req
429. We've got a missing towel.
Copy !req
430. We can't go knocking on the
DA's door with that, not yet.
Copy !req
431. All right,
let's keep digging.
Copy !req
432. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
433. What? What is it?
Copy !req
434. I think somebody is killing
off my therapy group.
Copy !req
435. Mr. Monk, you're smiling.
Copy !req
436. Sorry.
Copy !req
437. Somebody is killing off
my therapy group.
Copy !req
438. You're still smiling.
Copy !req
439. And then
there were three.
Copy !req
440. Well...
Copy !req
441. I think we better get started.
Who wants to go first?
Copy !req
442. I know it's difficult.
Copy !req
443. It's overwhelming. First,
Barbara drowning, now Augie.
Copy !req
444. If you want to cancel the session,
cancel next week, I certainly understand.
Copy !req
445. I don't think
we should cancel.
Copy !req
446. In fact, I think we need
each other now more than ever.
Copy !req
447. Oh, please.
Copy !req
448. We need your strength, Neven,
your guidance. You're the beacon.
Copy !req
449. You're the light that will see
us through our darkest hour.
Copy !req
450. So, Harold, how is it
up there in Neven's butt?
Copy !req
451. You lonely? Getting
scared of the dark?
Copy !req
452. Rhonda, let's not forget
rule number one.
Copy !req
453. Don't make it personal.
Copy !req
454. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
455. I just don't understand.
Why would Augie jump?
Copy !req
456. He didn't seem
that depressed.
Copy !req
457. Maybe he saw a ladybug.
Or a firefly.
Copy !req
458. He didn't jump.
Copy !req
459. The newspapers said...
Copy !req
460. I know what they said. The
police withheld some information.
Copy !req
461. The truth is we still don't
know the exact cause of death.
Copy !req
462. Oh?
Copy !req
463. I think Augie was murdered.
I think someone tied him up
Copy !req
464. and dragged him to that roof.
Copy !req
465. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
466. Dr. Bell, I don't know what
to feel. Tell me what to feel.
Copy !req
467. I think we should
all feel confused.
Copy !req
468. Confused. I can do that.
Copy !req
469. I think Barbara
was murdered, too.
Copy !req
470. What? You said "think. " You're
telling me you're not sure?
Copy !req
471. I think someone,
for some reason,
Copy !req
472. is killing this group off,
one by one.
Copy !req
473. What do the police say?
Copy !req
474. They're looking into it.
Copy !req
475. They'll probably want
to talk to each of us.
Copy !req
476. Why?
Copy !req
477. They think
it's one of us?
Copy !req
478. It's possible.
Copy !req
479. One of us?
Copy !req
480. It's possible.
Copy !req
481. There is a possibility that
one of you is not quite sane.
Copy !req
482. All right, let's not get carried
away here. It's just a theory.
Copy !req
483. It was him.
It was Monk!
Copy !req
484. Excuse me?
Copy !req
485. He hates us. I heard him yesterday
talking at the supermarket.
Copy !req
486. He hates all of us.
Copy !req
487. I didn't say that,
exactly.
Copy !req
488. And he said
you were boring.
Copy !req
489. He said that he hated all your
stories, which, in my opinion,
Copy !req
490. are the highlights
of every session.
Copy !req
491. That's not what
I meant, Doctor.
Copy !req
492. That's all right, Adrian.
Copy !req
493. I admit that I have an
occasion to ramble on.
Copy !req
494. I get carried away
occasionally. It's all right.
Copy !req
495. What in God's name
are you doing?
Copy !req
496. Investigating.
Copy !req
497. Harold, please sit down.
Copy !req
498. Who had a motive?
Copy !req
499. A motive for murder?
Copy !req
500. You did.
Copy !req
501. You resent the group. Admit it,
you want Neven all to yourself!
Copy !req
502. That's ridiculous.
Copy !req
503. Is it?
Copy !req
504. Which of us would know how to commit a
perfect crime without leaving a single clue?
Copy !req
505. Who's the famous
homicide expert?
Copy !req
506. I am.
Copy !req
507. And who's in the
perfect position
Copy !req
508. to steer the investigation
away from himself?
Copy !req
509. Me.
Copy !req
510. All right, hold on here.
Adrian was trying to warn us.
Copy !req
511. A classic cry for help.
Copy !req
512. Or was it an attempt
to divert suspicion?
Copy !req
513. Hmm...
Copy !req
514. Do you even have
an alibi for Wednesday?
Copy !req
515. No.
Copy !req
516. How about when
Barbara was killed?
Copy !req
517. Of course you don't.
Here's what happened.
Copy !req
518. The HMO changed their policy.
No more private sessions.
Copy !req
519. You were desperate.
Copy !req
520. You needed to kill one of us so
there'd be an opening in the group.
Copy !req
521. Do you deny it?
Copy !req
522. Of course I deny it.
Copy !req
523. Which is exactly what
a guilty man would say!
Copy !req
524. That's true.
Copy !req
525. Augie was next.
Copy !req
526. You lured him up to the roof.
It was easy. He trusted you.
Copy !req
527. But I don't.
Copy !req
528. You're planning to pick us off, one by
one, until you have Neven all to yourself.
Copy !req
529. He's the guy.
Copy !req
530. But what you are suggesting is absurd.
Adrian's not capable of killing anyone.
Copy !req
531. Mr. Monk,
you're not a killer.
Copy !req
532. Are you sure?
Copy !req
533. Yes, of course I am.
Copy !req
534. What if Harold
is right?
Copy !req
535. It all fits. I know a
thousand ways to kill people.
Copy !req
536. And I have a motive.
I admit it.
Copy !req
537. I want Dr. Bell
to myself.
Copy !req
538. No, Mr. Monk, it couldn't
be you. You have an alibi.
Copy !req
539. What alibi?
Copy !req
540. I was here.
I was alone.
Copy !req
541. No, you weren't alone.
You were with yourself.
Copy !req
542. I wasn't alone,
I was with myself?
Copy !req
543. Exactly. You would know if you were
sneaking out and killing people.
Copy !req
544. That's the kind of thing
that people tend to remember.
Copy !req
545. Maybe not. I black out
sometimes. You've seen it.
Copy !req
546. Sometimes five hours go by,
I don't know where I've been.
Copy !req
547. That's true, but it's always
triggered by something,
Copy !req
548. like you've seen
yourself naked,
Copy !req
549. or you saw a documentary
on the nature channel.
Copy !req
550. Just stop...
Copy !req
551. Look at me! Look at me! It wasn't
you. It couldn't have been you.
Copy !req
552. Let's move on. Who
else was in the group?
Copy !req
553. There's Harold.
Could it be Harold?
Copy !req
554. I don't think so.
Copy !req
555. You're right. God would never do
that. It would make me too happy.
Copy !req
556. Okay, let's eliminate Harold.
Copy !req
557. Who's left?
Copy !req
558. Rhonda.
Copy !req
559. Rhonda.
Copy !req
560. I think
they're closed.
Copy !req
561. Door's open.
Copy !req
562. Rhonda?
Copy !req
563. Hello?
Copy !req
564. It's Adrian from group.
Copy !req
565. Do you smell that?
Copy !req
566. Do I smell that? I'll be smelling
that for the rest of my life.
Copy !req
567. Rhonda.
Copy !req
568. She's dead.
Copy !req
569. She mixed
bleach and ammonia?
Copy !req
570. Chlorine gas.
Copy !req
571. Rhonda's worked here
for nine years.
Copy !req
572. She would never make
a mistake like that.
Copy !req
573. Murder. Oh, my God,
Mr. Monk, that's three.
Copy !req
574. Okay, Natalie, if I was
going to kill somebody,
Copy !req
575. this is exactly how I would
do it, with cleaning supplies.
Copy !req
576. Look, Mr. Monk, it couldn't
have been you. Relax.
Copy !req
577. These aren't your brands.
Copy !req
578. You buy the good stuff. These
are the cheap store brands.
Copy !req
579. That's true. That's true.
Copy !req
580. Danko.
Who?
Copy !req
581. Xavier Danko.
The other patient.
Copy !req
582. We saw him at the
supermarket, remember?
Copy !req
583. He was buying cleaning
supplies, the exact same bottles.
Copy !req
584. Harold said that he quit group
therapy about a month before
Copy !req
585. Barbara O'Keefe
was murdered.
Copy !req
586. Danko must have revealed
something in therapy,
Copy !req
587. something big,
something worth killing for.
Copy !req
588. Natalie!
What'd you do?
Copy !req
589. God! Come on, let's get you
some fresh air. Come on.
Copy !req
590. Come on. This way.
Come on.
Copy !req
591. Somebody's here.
Copy !req
592. It's okay, I'll go.
You get the next one.
Copy !req
593. Oh, my God, I'm buried
alive! I'm buried...
Copy !req
594. Help me! Let me out!
Copy !req
595. It's no use. I've been
banging on it for an hour.
Copy !req
596. I still think it was you.
Copy !req
597. Help me!
Please...
Copy !req
598. Hello. Please.
Let us out!
Copy !req
599. Help! Help!
Copy !req
600. Help! Please!
Copy !req
601. Get us out of here!
Copy !req
602. Let us out!
Copy !req
603. God, help...
Copy !req
604. Please stop touching me.
Copy !req
605. I'm not...
You're touching me.
Copy !req
606. I'm not touching you.
You're touching me.
Copy !req
607. Just stay on your side.
Copy !req
608. I'm... I don't have a side!
Copy !req
609. Just back up
4 or 5 millimeters.
Copy !req
610. Okay, that's your side.
Copy !req
611. Now, this is my side. From
that end of the spare tire
Copy !req
612. to the jumper cables.
Copy !req
613. Stay over there
and we'll be fine.
Copy !req
614. My side's carpeted.
Copy !req
615. My side's quieter.
Copy !req
616. That's impossible.
Copy !req
617. Your side has the muffler,
so my side is quieter.
Copy !req
618. Oh, grow up!
Copy !req
619. You grow up.
Copy !req
620. I don't feel like it.
Copy !req
621. Captain Stottlemeyer, please.
Copy !req
622. Yeah, I gotta get out of
here. I can't stand it!
Copy !req
623. The ceiling is crushing me!
Copy !req
624. I feel it closing in!
Help!
Copy !req
625. It's like I'm being
buried alive! I can't!
Copy !req
626. Stop it. Harold! Harold!
Copy !req
627. You're making it very hard
for me to panic!
Copy !req
628. Just calm down, please!
Copy !req
629. I thought you were cured.
What about your technique?
Copy !req
630. Visualization with the door
and the key and all that?
Copy !req
631. Oh, it doesn't work. It never
worked. I was trying to impress Dr. B.
Copy !req
632. Why do I do that?
Why do I...
Copy !req
633. Why do I care
what people think?
Copy !req
634. What's wrong with me?
Copy !req
635. There's nothing
wrong with you.
Copy !req
636. The truth is
Copy !req
637. I actually
Copy !req
638. admire you.
Copy !req
639. Stop it.
Copy !req
640. No, no, I mean it.
Don't.
Copy !req
641. I mean it. Look, we're...
Copy !req
642. We're basically
the same guy.
Copy !req
643. We have the same kinds of
problems, the same issues.
Copy !req
644. But you, you're out there.
Copy !req
645. You're in the world.
You have a family.
Copy !req
646. You have a real job.
Copy !req
647. You don't let it stop you.
Copy !req
648. That's nice of you to say.
Copy !req
649. Look at me. Harold, look at
me. Look, look. Look at me. Hey.
Copy !req
650. I think we've been looking
at this the wrong way.
Copy !req
651. This trunk, you know,
these walls,
Copy !req
652. they're not
closing in on us.
Copy !req
653. They're not?
Copy !req
654. No. They're... They're
protecting us, really.
Copy !req
655. Protecting us?
Copy !req
656. Ah. They're keeping
the bad stuff out.
Copy !req
657. Protecting us?
Copy !req
658. Yeah. Protecting us from germs
and snakes and harmonicas.
Copy !req
659. And nature and my mother
and her new boyfriend.
Copy !req
660. And Xavier Danko.
Copy !req
661. Yeah, that's right.
Copy !req
662. This trunk is our friend.
Copy !req
663. Wow.
I know.
Copy !req
664. I've been in therapy
for 10 years.
Copy !req
665. I think this is the first real
breakthrough I've ever had.
Copy !req
666. This group therapy thing
really works.
Copy !req
667. It really does.
Copy !req
668. I wish Dr. B could see us.
He wouldn't believe it.
Copy !req
669. He's walking away.
Copy !req
670. Keep cranking.
Copy !req
671. Oh! It's working.
Copy !req
672. Oh! This was
a good idea.
Copy !req
673. Here.
Copy !req
674. Okay.
Copy !req
675. Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Copy !req
676. My pleasure. Hold still.
Copy !req
677. Oh, no.
What?
Copy !req
678. That's Neven's house.
Copy !req
679. How do you know?
Copy !req
680. He had a cocktail party
last summer.
Copy !req
681. And he invited you?
Copy !req
682. I didn't say that.
Copy !req
683. Okay, we... We have to find
a phone and call the police.
Copy !req
684. There's not enough time.
Copy !req
685. It takes the police 4 minutes
and 20 seconds to get here.
Copy !req
686. Don't ask.
Copy !req
687. Be careful.
He's got a gun.
Copy !req
688. Listen, Adrian, if
anything happens to me...
Copy !req
689. Nothing's gonna happen
to you. I won't let it.
Copy !req
690. Ready?
Copy !req
691. Let's do it.
Copy !req
692. Well, there you are.
Copy !req
693. I was about to come and get you.
The police will be here soon.
Copy !req
694. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
695. Xavier was just telling me
how he killed Tiffany Bolt.
Copy !req
696. The woman
he was following?
Copy !req
697. Yeah, that's right.
Copy !req
698. He put her car and her body in the
reservoir, then he began to get worried.
Copy !req
699. Of course,
the water shortage.
Copy !req
700. Right. The reservoir levels
have been dropping.
Copy !req
701. He was afraid the car and the
body were about to be discovered.
Copy !req
702. What did I do?
Copy !req
703. He told everyone in the
group about his obsession.
Copy !req
704. So you were the only people on earth
who could connect him to that poor girl.
Copy !req
705. Right. He was trying to kill
us before the body was found.
Copy !req
706. Actually, we have
some news, too.
Copy !req
707. Oh, right.
Copy !req
708. Yeah. Well...
Copy !req
709. Harold and I were locked in
the trunk, but we dealt with it.
Copy !req
710. We had a real
breakthrough, actually.
Copy !req
711. I... I definitely think we can cross
claustrophobia off both of our lists.
Copy !req
712. Dr. Bell?
Copy !req
713. Do you believe in God?
Copy !req
714. Hey! Excuse me. My friend was just
talking. We didn't interrupt you.
Copy !req
715. Go ahead.
Copy !req
716. See, what we realized was the trunk
was really protecting us from germs...
Copy !req
717. Nature.
Copy !req
718. Snakes.
Puppets.
Copy !req
719. Thunder.
Piñatas.
Copy !req
720. Milk, of course.
Copy !req
721. Well, it's 10:00.
Copy !req
722. I think we should
get started.
Copy !req
723. Where's everyone else?
Copy !req
724. Well, as you know, we had three
members who were... Well, who died.
Copy !req
725. What about Harold?
Copy !req
726. Harold Krenshaw did something
quite extraordinary.
Copy !req
727. He found another doctor.
Copy !req
728. I don't understand.
Copy !req
729. He wanted you to have these
sessions with me all to yourself.
Copy !req
730. You have quite a friend there, Adrian.
A friend like that is a blessing.
Copy !req
731. Harold?
Copy !req
732. Yeah. Now, as far as
your HMO is concerned,
Copy !req
733. these sessions are still
technically group sessions.
Copy !req
734. You'll just be
a group of one.
Copy !req
735. So let's get started.
Copy !req
736. Congratulations on
your beating claustrophobia.
Copy !req
737. I'm proud of you.
Copy !req
738. So what's next?
Copy !req
739. Okay. "Death. "
Copy !req
740. Death?
Copy !req
741. That's gonna be
a tough one.
Copy !req
742. Yeah. Could you sit here?
Copy !req
743. Of course.
Copy !req
744. Yeah.
Copy !req
745. And so...
Copy !req
746. I like this.
Copy !req
747. I think I should have tried
group therapy a long time ago.
Copy !req
748. This is a good group.
Copy !req
749. Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
Copy !req