1. Step into it,
now. Come on, Petey.Copy !req
2. Don't be afraid
of the ball.Copy !req
3. Step into one, now. Come
on, kid. Here we go, Petey.Copy !req
4. Nice level swing now. Eye on the
ball, Petey. Come on, you can do it.Copy !req
5. Here we go.
Level swing.Copy !req
6. All right. Hey, that's all
right. Hey, Petey, it's all right.Copy !req
7. See the ball. Wait for a
good pitch. Come on, Petey.Copy !req
8. Looking good, Martha. You want
to play? We need a center fielder.Copy !req
9. You trying to
kill me, Chauncey?Copy !req
10. Don't talk like that.
You're gonna outlive us all.Copy !req
11. Hey, here we go,
Petey. Come on, now!Copy !req
12. Step into one, now.
Meet the ball.Copy !req
13. Here we go.
You can do it.Copy !req
14. This is your pitch, Petey.
Come on, now. This one's yours.Copy !req
15. Meet the ball.
Here we go, Petey.Copy !req
16. All that practice about
to pay off. Come on, Petey.Copy !req
17. Whoa!Copy !req
18. He actually did it!Copy !req
19. Attaboy, Petey!
That's how you do it!Copy !req
20. Whoo!Copy !req
21. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
22. That's how you do it.
Right there, kid.Copy !req
23. Nice hit, Petey.
Somebody get that.Copy !req
24. Those things cost
four bucks each.Copy !req
25. Nice hit, Petey!
Attaboy!Copy !req
26. Whoo!Copy !req
27. Oh, look at
all this stuff.Copy !req
28. I guess we have
to pack it all up.Copy !req
29. Let's worry about it after the
funeral. I still can't believe this.Copy !req
30. She beat cancer twice
to die like that?Copy !req
31. Hit by a baseball.Copy !req
32. At least
she didn't suffer.Copy !req
33. Oh, her fish.Copy !req
34. They must be starving.Copy !req
35. Here you go.Copy !req
36. I know.Copy !req
37. I miss her, too.Copy !req
38. What's that?Copy !req
39. Bills mostly. I'll
give them to the lawyer.Copy !req
40. Bethy...Copy !req
41. Bethy, look at this.Copy !req
42. What is it?Copy !req
43. What is that?
Is that a baseball?Copy !req
44. It's postmarked Tuesday. That
was three days before she died.Copy !req
45. It's a jungle out thereCopy !req
46. Disorder and confusion
everywhereCopy !req
47. No one seems to careCopy !req
48. Well, I doCopy !req
49. Hey, who's in charge here?Copy !req
50. It's a jungle out thereCopy !req
51. Poison in the very air
we breatheCopy !req
52. You know what's in the water
that you drink?Copy !req
53. Well, I doCopy !req
54. It's amazingCopy !req
55. People think I'm crazyCopy !req
56. 'cause I worry
all the timeCopy !req
57. If you paid attention,
you'd be worried, tooCopy !req
58. You better pay attentionCopy !req
59. Or this world
we love so muchCopy !req
60. might just kill youCopy !req
61. I could be wrong nowCopy !req
62. But I don't think soCopy !req
63. 'Cause there's
a jungle out thereCopy !req
64. It's a jungle out thereCopy !req
65. Don't touch it.
I'm not touching it.Copy !req
66. I don't even want
to look at it.Copy !req
67. Hey, Monk,
thank you for coming.Copy !req
68. We caught a
weird one here.Copy !req
69. I mean, this is
off the charts.Copy !req
70. What happened?
What did you do here?Copy !req
71. Oh, we rearranged
the squad room.Copy !req
72. I guess I should
start at the beginning.Copy !req
73. On Friday, a woman named
Martha Murphy was killed.Copy !req
74. She was hit
by a baseball.Copy !req
75. She was power walking past
the Little League field,Copy !req
76. when a 12-year-old kid
named Petey CunninghamCopy !req
77. knocked one over the fence
and beaned her. Left temple.Copy !req
78. I mean, what are the odds,
right? A million-to-one?Copy !req
79. A billion-to-one, maybe.Copy !req
80. You rearranged the squad room. Why?Copy !req
81. It's supposed to
be more efficient.Copy !req
82. We've broken it down
into five different units.Copy !req
83. It's actually working
out pretty well...Copy !req
84. Whatever.
Listen, get this.Copy !req
85. Yesterday, Martha's family flies in
from Denver. They go to her house.Copy !req
86. They're gonna get
Grandma's affairs in order.Copy !req
87. Guess what they found?
It's the darndest thing.Copy !req
88. In 30 years of law
enforcement, I've never...Copy !req
89. Yeah, here's what
I don't understand.Copy !req
90. What was the problem
with the way it was?Copy !req
91. The way it was
before was the way...Copy !req
92. Monk...Copy !req
93. it's always been.Copy !req
94. Monk, I haven't even gotten
to the voodoo stuff yet.Copy !req
95. Voodoo? I mean, it's
so random, isn't it?Copy !req
96. You got all these arbitrary
formations and... I mean,Copy !req
97. who can work like this? It's madness.Copy !req
98. Okay! I don't know
what I was thinking.Copy !req
99. Randy, let's put everything
back the way it was.Copy !req
100. What? You mean right now? For how long?Copy !req
101. Until Monk dies.Copy !req
102. You heard
the Captain.Copy !req
103. Let's move the desks
back the way they were.Copy !req
104. Let's go, Sergeant.Copy !req
105. Hey, Ralph, give me a
hand with this one here.Copy !req
106. That's yours.Copy !req
107. Captain, yeah.
Let me just grab that there.Copy !req
108. Okay, hey, guys, let's go, let's
go, let's go. We don't have all day.Copy !req
109. Is that a gap?
Thank you.Copy !req
110. There we go.
There we go.Copy !req
111. All right, whoa!Copy !req
112. Chair!Copy !req
113. Okay? Yeah, that one's a little off.Copy !req
114. It's askew. You know,
kind of straight...Copy !req
115. Okay, well, now, that's
too far. You went too...Copy !req
116. Monk!Copy !req
117. That's the way it was.Copy !req
118. Yeah, almost.Copy !req
119. So what did you
find at her house?Copy !req
120. Over here.Copy !req
121. Voodoo doll.Copy !req
122. Yeah, we've already traced
it from a store in The Haight,Copy !req
123. Reverend Jorgensen's
Voodoo Boutique.Copy !req
124. Just sent Fenderman and
Kramer up there to take a look.Copy !req
125. It was postmarked
last Tuesday in Nob Hill.Copy !req
126. Checked with post office.
The postmark is 100% legit.Copy !req
127. So here's what we have. The doll was
mailed three days before she died.Copy !req
128. And I'm looking at it,
but it's just not possible.Copy !req
129. Wait a minute.Copy !req
130. What?Copy !req
131. I'm sorry. Something about voodoo?Copy !req
132. She was exercising?Copy !req
133. Yes, sir. Power walker,
came by every afternoon.Copy !req
134. At the same time?Copy !req
135. Varied, 3:30, 4:00.Copy !req
136. So she was
walking along here.Copy !req
137. The ball came
over the fence.Copy !req
138. Are there a lot of balls
hit over the wall?Copy !req
139. Not really. Every
now and then, maybe.Copy !req
140. It was a hell
of a hit, actually.Copy !req
141. I mean, too bad
about Mrs. Murphy,Copy !req
142. but Petey really
got all of it,Copy !req
143. 'cause you kept
your eye on the ball.Copy !req
144. You listened to me,
waited for your pitch.Copy !req
145. Thanks.
Beautiful hit.Copy !req
146. I mean, until the,
uh, you know.Copy !req
147. Right.Copy !req
148. Hi, Petey.
Hey!Copy !req
149. Did you know
Mrs. Murphy?Copy !req
150. No, sir.Copy !req
151. Am I going to jail?Copy !req
152. Probably not.Copy !req
153. So what do you think?
Act of God, right?Copy !req
154. I don't know.Copy !req
155. Yeah, so how do you
explain the doll?Copy !req
156. Well, I can't
explain it yet.Copy !req
157. Well, you want me to start
rounding up witch doctors?Copy !req
158. Yeah.Copy !req
159. That'd probably make a
hell of a lineup, though.Copy !req
160. You know what,
it's not funny.Copy !req
161. I used to laugh
about it, too.Copy !req
162. About what?Copy !req
163. Voodoo, black magic.Copy !req
164. Wait, you can't actually
believe in that stuff.Copy !req
165. Somebody predicted that poor
woman would get hit by a baseballCopy !req
166. three days before it happened.
How would you explain it?Copy !req
167. Well...Copy !req
168. I mean...Copy !req
169. Maybe...Copy !req
170. Well, wait,
I got it.Copy !req
171. Well, well, she walked
by here every day, right?Copy !req
172. Yeah. So maybe the killer
was waiting back here,Copy !req
173. behind this tree
with a baseball gun.Copy !req
174. A baseball gun?
There's no such thing.Copy !req
175. Yeah, but there are
pitching machines.Copy !req
176. Yeah.Copy !req
177. Okay, so how would
your baseball-gun killer...Copy !req
178. Oh, that's a good name
for him, by the way.Copy !req
179. How would he know someone
would hit a home runCopy !req
180. at exactly that moment?Copy !req
181. And what happened
to the other baseball?Copy !req
182. The other baseball.Copy !req
183. It's voodoo. It's real,
and it kills people.Copy !req
184. Okay, how about this? She had an
insurance policy with a no-suicide clause.Copy !req
185. So she had to make it
look like an accident.Copy !req
186. She came here, she waited
for a home run to be hit.Copy !req
187. She grabs the ball and
cracks her own cranium.Copy !req
188. With a baseball? She
fractured her cranium?Copy !req
189. Yeah.Copy !req
190. Was she that strong?Copy !req
191. She exercised.
She exercised.Copy !req
192. I think voodoo's looking
better and better.Copy !req
193. Okay, let's be rational here. Yeah.Copy !req
194. We live in the real world. It is governed
by science, physics, laws of nature.Copy !req
195. There is always, always a non-voodoo
explanation for everything.Copy !req
196. Mmm-hmm,
except voodoo.Copy !req
197. Disher.Copy !req
198. I don't understand.Copy !req
199. Did some gypsy put a curse
on you when you were a child?Copy !req
200. I don't want to
talk about it.Copy !req
201. We'll be
right there.Copy !req
202. Randy, what is it?Copy !req
203. It's another doll.Copy !req
204. Hey.
Hi, Lieutenant.Copy !req
205. Is this
a crime scene?Copy !req
206. I don't know.
I think so.Copy !req
207. I don't know what the hell it is.Copy !req
208. Ed, just tell him
what you told me.Copy !req
209. Okay, remember this
a couple of days ago?Copy !req
210. There was thunder and
lightning. The guy kept golfing.Copy !req
211. Remember you said
what a jerk the guy was,Copy !req
212. how he single-handedly
proved Darwin's theory?Copy !req
213. What about it?Copy !req
214. Well, the guy's name is Ralph
Farris, okay? This is his place.Copy !req
215. He doesn't have
any family, right?Copy !req
216. So this morning, the super comes
in to start packing up and...Copy !req
217. And what?Copy !req
218. And this.Copy !req
219. Postmarked a week
ago. Nob Hill.Copy !req
220. Well, go ahead
and open it.Copy !req
221. No, you can
open it, sir.Copy !req
222. I'll open it.Copy !req
223. Although, technically,
I am just a consultant.Copy !req
224. Sergeant,
you're not helping.Copy !req
225. Yes, sir.Copy !req
226. I'll open it.Copy !req
227. It's another doll,
isn't it?Copy !req
228. And there's a lightning
bolt coming out of its head?Copy !req
229. No, it's his neck.Copy !req
230. No, you're right.
It's his head.Copy !req
231. Now do you
believe me?Copy !req
232. Hi!
Hey, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
233. What time is it?
It's not 8:00, is it?Copy !req
234. I have a surprise, a good
surprise. It's a good thing.Copy !req
235. We're going away.
We're going on vacation.Copy !req
236. No, thank you.Copy !req
237. Mr. Monk, you've been working
too hard. You need a break.Copy !req
238. I already made
a reservation.Copy !req
239. It's a five-star resort
in Santa Barbara.Copy !req
240. Five stars means immaculate.
Oh, here's the brochure.Copy !req
241. We don't have to fly.
It's right down the coast.Copy !req
242. And get this, your room
is on the 10th floor.Copy !req
243. Room 1010,
how about that?Copy !req
244. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
We talked about this.Copy !req
245. I don't really
do vacations.Copy !req
246. Did I mention it's my treat?
It won't cost you a nickel.Copy !req
247. Room 1010, huh?Copy !req
248. What about Julie?Copy !req
249. Julie's still on the
internship in Washington.Copy !req
250. So...Copy !req
251. It's just you
and me, boss!Copy !req
252. You ready?
Here we go!Copy !req
253. Wait a second. Now, you
mean? Right, right now?Copy !req
254. Yeah, that's
the fun of it.Copy !req
255. We just get up and
go. We're fancy-free!Copy !req
256. We're fancy-free?
Yeah!Copy !req
257. Is that what
you just said?Copy !req
258. How can I leave? I'm still
working on the voodoo thing.Copy !req
259. Mr. Monk, they won't even
miss you. It'll be fine.Copy !req
260. Well, I have to call
the Captain and...Copy !req
261. No, no, no, no.
I'll call the Captain.Copy !req
262. Um, I'll do that.
You just get your coat.Copy !req
263. Okay?Copy !req
264. Captain Stottlemeyer,
please.Copy !req
265. Hi, it's Natalie.Copy !req
266. I'm taking Mr. Monk out of
town for a couple of days.Copy !req
267. Yeah, I agree. He needs a break.Copy !req
268. So don't even
bother calling.Copy !req
269. Get the coat.Copy !req
270. I will. I will, as soon as we get back.Copy !req
271. Okay.
All right, bye.Copy !req
272. He wants us to take
a lot of pictures.Copy !req
273. That phone's unplugged.Copy !req
274. Pardon me?Copy !req
275. It's not plugged in.
There's the cord.Copy !req
276. Are you calling me a liar?Copy !req
277. It's not plugged in.Copy !req
278. So you're calling me
a liar?Copy !req
279. I don't know
what to say.Copy !req
280. It's not
plugged in.Copy !req
281. Natalie, what is going
on? Are you in trouble?Copy !req
282. It's this case, Mr. Monk.
I hate this case.Copy !req
283. What, the...
Two voodoo dolls.Copy !req
284. Three.Copy !req
285. The Captain called
an hour ago.Copy !req
286. Excuse me?Copy !req
287. Are you in charge?Copy !req
288. Yes, ma'am.
We both are.Copy !req
289. Mostly him.Copy !req
290. It wasn't his heart.Copy !req
291. It was that doll.Copy !req
292. That voodoo doll
killed him.Copy !req
293. Yes. Miss...Copy !req
294. Um, Dilworth, Angeline
Dilworth. He was my uncle.Copy !req
295. Ms. Dilworth, um, I need you
to take a deep breath, okay?Copy !req
296. Can you
do that for me?Copy !req
297. Yeah.Copy !req
298. Are you okay? Mr. Monk,
I'm gonna wait out here.Copy !req
299. Oh, Natalie, you're
being ridiculous.Copy !req
300. Mr. Monk, I can't go in. I'm sorry.Copy !req
301. Yeah, I hate to mention this,
but it is technically your job.Copy !req
302. Then fire me. I'm not going to fire you.Copy !req
303. Just don't go anywhere.
You're my ride home.Copy !req
304. I hate this case.Copy !req
305. Yes, you've made that
clear. You hate this case.Copy !req
306. I was upstairs. I heard him
scream. I came back down.Copy !req
307. I guess he had opened the
mail, and he just collapsed.Copy !req
308. I'm an ER nurse.
I tried everything.Copy !req
309. I did cardiocerebral
resuscitation. And I just...Copy !req
310. It was too late,
and...Copy !req
311. He was just gone.Copy !req
312. Well, we found these on the
kitchen counter. Nitroglycerine.Copy !req
313. Yeah, he had a bad heart.Copy !req
314. He'd been sick
for a long time.Copy !req
315. That's why I moved
back, to help.Copy !req
316. I was the only
family he had.Copy !req
317. Captain, we're all done
here. Can I take him?Copy !req
318. Uh, no. Uh... I want Monk to have
a look at him. Where the hell is he?Copy !req
319. I don't know.Copy !req
320. Hey, there you are.
Where the hell you been?Copy !req
321. I called two hours ago.Copy !req
322. It's Natalie.Copy !req
323. She didn't even
give me the message.Copy !req
324. She's all twisted up
about this case.Copy !req
325. She's outside right now.
She won't come in.Copy !req
326. Now, wait a minute. Let
me get my head around this.Copy !req
327. You are the level-headed,
brave one now?Copy !req
328. She's shaking her head.Copy !req
329. It's this voodoo stuff.
She believes it.Copy !req
330. Yeah, I don't think
she's coming in.Copy !req
331. I can't really
blame her.Copy !req
332. We've all
got the heebie-jeebies.Copy !req
333. Say hello to doll
number three.Copy !req
334. Heart attack.
Yep.Copy !req
335. Victim number three,
Robert Boyd, 64 years old.Copy !req
336. Guy was a big fish. He
owned Boyd Teletronics.Copy !req
337. You know, the
cell phone company?Copy !req
338. So, according to his
niece, Angeline Dilworth,Copy !req
339. that's her right over there,
he's had a bad ticker for years.Copy !req
340. She's been worried about him,
especially this last week.Copy !req
341. Why is that?Copy !req
342. Apparently, he was obsessed
with the voodoo killings.Copy !req
343. He was watching the
news, following the case.Copy !req
344. He's real superstitious.Copy !req
345. Yeah, so I see.Copy !req
346. So he goes to collect the
mail, including this box.Copy !req
347. Yeah, same
as the others.Copy !req
348. Postmarked three days
ago, no return address.Copy !req
349. He opens the box,
sees the doll.Copy !req
350. Bob's your uncle,
his heart just stops.Copy !req
351. "Bob's your uncle"?Copy !req
352. That doesn't
sound right.Copy !req
353. Well, yeah. Well, Bob was her uncle...Copy !req
354. Uncle Robert.Copy !req
355. Yeah, right, but
that doesn't matter.Copy !req
356. Excuse me. It's a figure of speech.Copy !req
357. A figure of
whose speech?Copy !req
358. Well, it's
kind of ironic.Copy !req
359. I've never heard...
His name is Robert...Copy !req
360. No, I know. No, no, back up a second.Copy !req
361. I've never heard "Bob's
your uncle" before.Copy !req
362. You've never heard
"Bob's your uncle"? No.Copy !req
363. Have you been
to Australia?Copy !req
364. No, I've never
been to Australia.Copy !req
365. Bob's your uncle, mate.
Didgeridoo.Copy !req
366. Have you been? Have
you been to Australia?Copy !req
367. No.Copy !req
368. Did you, like,
see a movie, like...Copy !req
369. Like, "That's a knife,
mate. "Copy !req
370. Is that...Copy !req
371. Hey, Natalie.Copy !req
372. Is there a problem?Copy !req
373. Um, it's upside down.Copy !req
374. What is?Copy !req
375. The horseshoe. It's
supposed to point up,Copy !req
376. so the good luck
stays in the shoe.Copy !req
377. He was a superstitious guy. I'm
surprised he didn't know that.Copy !req
378. Maybe that's why
it didn't work.Copy !req
379. Uh, we haven't met.
I'm Adrian Monk.Copy !req
380. Monk.Copy !req
381. I've heard of you. You're
that famous detective.Copy !req
382. I'm Angeline Dilworth.Copy !req
383. Right, I understand you were
here alone when it happened.Copy !req
384. That's right.Copy !req
385. Did your uncle know
the other victims?Copy !req
386. Martha Murphy
or Ralph Farris?Copy !req
387. No.
No.Copy !req
388. Monk, Natalie just called from
the driveway. She wants to go home.Copy !req
389. Now?Copy !req
390. Yep, she's in pretty
bad shape. I can tell.Copy !req
391. You'd better
take care of her.Copy !req
392. What can I do?Copy !req
393. Well, you've seen normal
people, sensitive people,Copy !req
394. taking care of each
other. Do what they do.Copy !req
395. Call you later.Copy !req
396. Um...Copy !req
397. I'm sorry
about your uncle.Copy !req
398. Whoa, look at this place. It's
like Halloween the year round.Copy !req
399. Lucky bath crystals.Copy !req
400. Incense powder.Copy !req
401. Money powder.Copy !req
402. "Guaranteed to cure
all financial woes. "Copy !req
403. Well, you should buy it.Copy !req
404. Can't afford it.Copy !req
405. "Cupid's Arrow. "Copy !req
406. It's a love potion.Copy !req
407. What?Copy !req
408. It's not working.Copy !req
409. Good.Copy !req
410. Are these the same voodoo
dolls from the news?Copy !req
411. Be very careful
with that.Copy !req
412. That's a very
powerful instrument.Copy !req
413. Don't tell him
your real name.Copy !req
414. Why not?
Just to be safe.Copy !req
415. The dolls.Copy !req
416. Right.Copy !req
417. Reverend Jorgensen.Copy !req
418. My name is
Leland Stottlemeyer.Copy !req
419. So is mine. Uh, we'd like to ask youCopy !req
420. a couple of questions
about your merchandise.Copy !req
421. Uh, we're gonna
be a while here.Copy !req
422. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
423. I've been talking to you guys
all week, and I'm all talked out.Copy !req
424. Well, that's unfortunate, because
there was another incident, yesterday.Copy !req
425. Did you, uh,
sell this doll?Copy !req
426. Probably.
Looks like mine.Copy !req
427. Well, you're three for three, because
all three dolls came from your shop.Copy !req
428. Give me a break. I can't be
responsible for how my dolls are used.Copy !req
429. Listen, did you take out
this advertisement?Copy !req
430. What if I did?
It's no big deal.Copy !req
431. Could be a motive.Copy !req
432. A motive?
Publicity.Copy !req
433. Seem to be
pretty busy here.Copy !req
434. You think I killed all
those people for publicity?Copy !req
435. How? How did
I do that?Copy !req
436. We don't know.
We don't know yet.Copy !req
437. Are we done here?Copy !req
438. Um, yeah, we're done.Copy !req
439. If you think
of anything else,Copy !req
440. please don't hesitate to
call me or call Lieutenant...Copy !req
441. Stottlemeyer.
Leland Stottlemeyer.Copy !req
442. Natalie, it's me.Copy !req
443. Natalie.Copy !req
444. Hello?Copy !req
445. Hey.Copy !req
446. Feeling better?Copy !req
447. Great, listen, I have a favor to ask.Copy !req
448. I, uh... I don't know what's going
on with you and all this voodoo stuff,Copy !req
449. but here's the thing. You
cannot be the unstable one.Copy !req
450. I cannot take care
of you, Natalie.Copy !req
451. This morning I spent six hours
organizing my cereal boxes.Copy !req
452. I have to be honest. I cannot
function like this. Do you understand?Copy !req
453. Natalie?Copy !req
454. What?Copy !req
455. Okay.Copy !req
456. I got it.Copy !req
457. They'll be here
in five minutes.Copy !req
458. Was there anything
else in the box?Copy !req
459. Natalie,
when did it arrive?Copy !req
460. The postmark says
Pacific Heights.Copy !req
461. Do you know anybody
in Pacific Heights?Copy !req
462. No.Copy !req
463. They misspelled your
name. T- E-A-G-E-R.Copy !req
464. Who spells your
name like that?Copy !req
465. The Devil.Copy !req
466. Excuse me?Copy !req
467. The head's been cut off.Copy !req
468. That's what it means. I'm...
I'm gonna be decapitated.Copy !req
469. No. It doesn't
mean anything.Copy !req
470. I mean, it could've broken
off in shipping, right?Copy !req
471. Oh, no.
You're right.Copy !req
472. It has been cut with
some kind of scalpel.Copy !req
473. What's gonna
happen to Julie?Copy !req
474. Hey...
Look at me.Copy !req
475. Natalie, look at me.Copy !req
476. All right, this is me talking.
Nothing is going to happen.Copy !req
477. I don't know what's going
on here, but it isn't hoodooCopy !req
478. and it isn't voodoo.Copy !req
479. Someone is just
trying to scare you.Copy !req
480. Voodoo isn't real.Copy !req
481. Okay? It's a fairy tale.Copy !req
482. You've been asking me all week
how can I believe in this stuff?Copy !req
483. When Mitch first started his
tour, I lived in South Carolina.Copy !req
484. We had a little
apartment off base.Copy !req
485. There was this woman
who lived down the hall,Copy !req
486. Ms. Ayida.Copy !req
487. She claimed to be
a voodoo priestess.Copy !req
488. She said that
Mitch was in danger.Copy !req
489. She told me
to warn him.Copy !req
490. I didn't say anything.
I didn't warn him.Copy !req
491. I...Copy !req
492. I guess I didn't
take it seriously.Copy !req
493. The next day,
he was shot down.Copy !req
494. And you blame
yourself?Copy !req
495. It's not a fairy tale, Mr. Monk.Copy !req
496. Natalie!Copy !req
497. We got your call.Copy !req
498. Hey, good morning.
How'd you sleep?Copy !req
499. I didn't.Copy !req
500. Do you know anything
about ceiling fans?Copy !req
501. Like what? Do they ever come off?Copy !req
502. There's one
in my bedroom.Copy !req
503. I swear it was whispering
my name all night.Copy !req
504. Try the couch.Copy !req
505. It doesn't matter. I'm never
sleeping again. Where's Mr. Monk?Copy !req
506. He's down at the
station with the Captain.Copy !req
507. Hey, we've got 40 guys
on the case, Nat.Copy !req
508. What are you
looking for?Copy !req
509. A knife.Copy !req
510. I threw them out. The blender,
too, and the hedge clippers.Copy !req
511. Got it.Copy !req
512. Listen, everything's
gonna be fine.Copy !req
513. We're gonna put you in a safe
house this afternoon, okay?Copy !req
514. Randy, I'm not leaving.Copy !req
515. I'm never leaving
this house again.Copy !req
516. You're gonna
have armed guards.Copy !req
517. It's already been
scheduled, Natalie.Copy !req
518. Randy...Copy !req
519. The cookie.Copy !req
520. Sorry.Copy !req
521. Doesn't matter. I could have the
whole Sixth Fleet guarding me.Copy !req
522. Natalie, it's
just a doll.Copy !req
523. You really don't believe
in it? Witchcraft, voodoo?Copy !req
524. I'm a Pisces.
We're not superstitious.Copy !req
525. Where's your milk?Copy !req
526. Oh, no,
no, no, no.Copy !req
527. Do you understand me?
Do not touch la muñeca.Copy !req
528. Don't touch
anything, okay?Copy !req
529. Yeah, we'll have an
officer there in 20 minutes.Copy !req
530. I told the mayor
not to go public.Copy !req
531. Now we got 50
copycats out there.Copy !req
532. Half the town is getting
voodoo dolls in the mail,Copy !req
533. and all of them want a
squad car in their driveway.Copy !req
534. But these are the four,
the only four that count.Copy !req
535. The same
wrapping paper,Copy !req
536. the same handwriting,
it's strange.Copy !req
537. He doesn't write
the address on the box.Copy !req
538. He uses these labels.Copy !req
539. What does
that tell us?Copy !req
540. I don't know. I don't... I don't know.Copy !req
541. It's the damndest
thing, right?Copy !req
542. What about the victims?
Is there any connection?Copy !req
543. No. No. The FBI's been
running their names all day.Copy !req
544. There's no connection. And,
oh, here's some more bad news.Copy !req
545. Our number-one suspect,
our only suspect,Copy !req
546. is not gonna fly.Copy !req
547. Huh, the guy who was
selling all the dolls.Copy !req
548. Reverend Jorgensen. He's got
an alibi for all three victims.Copy !req
549. And now Natalie.Copy !req
550. Now Natalie.Copy !req
551. How's she doing?Copy !req
552. Ah, she's
scared to death.Copy !req
553. I just talked to Randy. She hasn't
gotten off the couch all day.Copy !req
554. Now he says she's wearing one of those
plastic dog funnels around her neck.Copy !req
555. Well, that can't be good.Copy !req
556. We have got
to do something.Copy !req
557. She's going to
completely unravel.Copy !req
558. It would take me
forever to replace her.Copy !req
559. But, of course, that's not
the most important thing.Copy !req
560. This isn't about me.Copy !req
561. You know, Monk, if she really
does take this crap seriously,Copy !req
562. there is something
we can do.Copy !req
563. Don't answer it.
Don't answer it!Copy !req
564. Okay, it's okay.Copy !req
565. I know who it is.Copy !req
566. It's...Copy !req
567. Thank you
for coming.Copy !req
568. Right this way.Copy !req
569. Natalie...Copy !req
570. This is Hadley Jorgensen.Copy !req
571. Reverend Jorgensen.Copy !req
572. Hello, Natalie.Copy !req
573. Captain Stottlemeyer
told me you had a problem.Copy !req
574. He thought
I could help.Copy !req
575. Help? How?Copy !req
576. Sister, you have
been cursed.Copy !req
577. And without getting too technical,
I'm here to un-curse you.Copy !req
578. And Mr. Monk
is going to help.Copy !req
579. I am?Copy !req
580. I've taken the liberty of
making a replica of the dolls,Copy !req
581. working from photos.Copy !req
582. Does this look
about right?Copy !req
583. Oh, God!Copy !req
584. How do you know
this will work?Copy !req
585. Sister, I guarantee it.Copy !req
586. You shall be cleansed.Copy !req
587. Can't you just fast-forward
and get to the end?Copy !req
588. No.Copy !req
589. Uh...Copy !req
590. What is that?Copy !req
591. It's an herb.
It's called asafetida.Copy !req
592. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
593. Also known as
"Devil's dung. "Copy !req
594. Okay, I think
we're done here.Copy !req
595. Thank you very much
for coming, though.Copy !req
596. No, no, no, Mr. Monk,
please let him finish.Copy !req
597. Yes, it's almost ready.Copy !req
598. What is it?Copy !req
599. It's my own
original recipe.Copy !req
600. Mr. Monk, if you would be so
kind as to reattach its head.Copy !req
601. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
602. Here's some adhesive.Copy !req
603. Mmm, yeah.Copy !req
604. Some witchgrass,Copy !req
605. some coltsfoot.Copy !req
606. Ah! Mandrake root.Copy !req
607. Smidgen more.Copy !req
608. All I need now
is the doll.Copy !req
609. One second.Copy !req
610. It doesn't
have to be perfect.Copy !req
611. Almost done.Copy !req
612. It's symbolic, really.Copy !req
613. There we go.Copy !req
614. The forces of darkness
are gathering.Copy !req
615. Hold on.Copy !req
616. It doesn't have
to be perfect!Copy !req
617. Ah.
Wait a second.Copy !req
618. It doesn't have
to be perfect.Copy !req
619. One second,
almost done.Copy !req
620. Doesn't...Copy !req
621. Wait one second...Copy !req
622. Mr. Monk, please,
just let him finish!Copy !req
623. Hold on.Copy !req
624. She's suffering,
Mr. Monk!Copy !req
625. It doesn't have
to be... Okay!Copy !req
626. Yeah, that's close enough.Copy !req
627. The potion is ready.Copy !req
628. Potion's ready.Copy !req
629. Cleanse this body.Copy !req
630. Release its soul.Copy !req
631. Expel its darkness.Copy !req
632. Make her whole.Copy !req
633. What did you do?Copy !req
634. What?
Did you drink that?Copy !req
635. Yeah, you said
it was ready.Copy !req
636. You're supposed to rub it on
your neck! What? Are you mental?Copy !req
637. What do we do?
What do we do?Copy !req
638. What? 911. 911!
911! 911! 911!Copy !req
639. Is that another chant?Copy !req
640. Now!
Call 911.Copy !req
641. How do you feel?Copy !req
642. God, it hurts.Copy !req
643. I know, I know.
I know, just hang on.Copy !req
644. Hang on, they should
be here any...Copy !req
645. And they're here.
Here they are.Copy !req
646. Maybe we should
induce vomiting.Copy !req
647. No! No. No,
no, no, no, no.Copy !req
648. Let's call that
"plan never do. "Copy !req
649. We got a call. Somebody
OD'd? Yeah, over here.Copy !req
650. What did she take?Copy !req
651. An anti-hex potion,
about 15 ingredients.Copy !req
652. She wasn't supposed to drink it.Copy !req
653. Oh, hello.Copy !req
654. Hi.Copy !req
655. Oh, Angeline, right?Copy !req
656. Mr. Monk, small world.Copy !req
657. I didn't
know you were a paramedic.Copy !req
658. Oh, I didn't
mention that?Copy !req
659. No, no, you didn't.Copy !req
660. What was in it,
specifically?Copy !req
661. Nothing that unusual. Some
alkanet root, some deer tongue,Copy !req
662. root bark, motherwort,
graveyard dirt.Copy !req
663. What wasn't in it? Let's
just write all this down.Copy !req
664. Mmm.Copy !req
665. I'll go with you.Copy !req
666. I'm sorry,
there's no room.Copy !req
667. You can ride with me,
if you don't mind the mess.Copy !req
668. You allergic
to any medication?Copy !req
669. No.Copy !req
670. You were there.
You were a witness.Copy !req
671. I said the potion was ready.
I never said to drink it.Copy !req
672. That's not voodoo.
That's voo-don't.Copy !req
673. What is all
this stuff?Copy !req
674. It's gonna get us killed!Copy !req
675. They're my
good-luck charms!Copy !req
676. It's a small world.Copy !req
677. Excuse me?Copy !req
678. The paramedic,
I've met her before.Copy !req
679. She was Robert Boyd's niece.Copy !req
680. Wait, wait...Copy !req
681. And before that!
Victim number two!Copy !req
682. She was the paramedic
on the golf course.Copy !req
683. Oh, there's got to be
a good explanation.Copy !req
684. I know Angeline,
and she's a good person.Copy !req
685. Whoa, whoa.
You know her?Copy !req
686. I mean, I've seen her
around. She's a customer.Copy !req
687. She's a customer?Copy !req
688. Has she ever bought
any of those dolls?Copy !req
689. Sure, five, maybe six.Copy !req
690. That's it.Copy !req
691. That's it.
She's the guy.Copy !req
692. Who's the guy?Copy !req
693. The paramedic!Copy !req
694. Angeline, she's
the connection.Copy !req
695. Her uncle was loaded.
He was the real target.Copy !req
696. The other dolls were just
distractions. It was so simple.Copy !req
697. It was brilliant!Copy !req
698. All she needed were some
packages that had been postmarked.Copy !req
699. So she mailed a few
empty boxes to herself,Copy !req
700. then she waited. She
needed the right accident,Copy !req
701. the right victim.Copy !req
702. Martha Murphy was
perfect. She lived alone.Copy !req
703. Angeline stole her key,
snuck into her house,Copy !req
704. and left the box and
customized doll in plain sight.Copy !req
705. Two days later, she did the
same thing with Mr. Farris.Copy !req
706. The third victim
was the real target.Copy !req
707. Killing her uncle
was easy.Copy !req
708. Angeline's a paramedic. She
knew exactly what drugs to use,Copy !req
709. something untraceable, something
that would look like a heart attack.Copy !req
710. She put some good-luck
charms around his houseCopy !req
711. to make him look superstitious,
and the stage was set.Copy !req
712. Thanks a lot, Detective. I'll probably
never sell another voodoo doll.Copy !req
713. You're in a lot of pain.
Let me get you something.Copy !req
714. Do you have
a cell phone?Copy !req
715. No, I never use them.Copy !req
716. I prefer to communicate
over the astral plane.Copy !req
717. Hadley!Copy !req
718. Fine.Copy !req
719. Go! Go, go, go!
Just go, go, go!Copy !req
720. You're gonna have
to ram it. Come on!Copy !req
721. You have to ram it.
Do it! Just do it now!Copy !req
722. Oh!
Oh, God!Copy !req
723. Call an ambulance!Copy !req
724. A different ambulance,
this one's cursed.Copy !req
725. Right away.Copy !req
726. I don't
understand. Why me?Copy !req
727. She was afraid I was getting too close.Copy !req
728. She was trying to
keep me distracted.Copy !req
729. Aw, because she knew how
much you cared about me.Copy !req
730. She knew you'd be so worried about
me, you couldn't think straight.Copy !req
731. Well, that was
her theory, yes.Copy !req
732. But don't forget, she
was clinically insane.Copy !req
733. I'm so relieved.Copy !req
734. I've never been
happier to be wrong.Copy !req
735. About what?Copy !req
736. Oh, about everything. About
voodoo, about Mitch and me.Copy !req
737. Good! I'm glad. Welcome back to
the real world, the world of factsCopy !req
738. and science
and rational thought.Copy !req
739. Hmm. You missed one.Copy !req
740. You were saying?Copy !req
741. Facts and science. Natalie, if you
let superstition rule your life,Copy !req
742. you're just avoiding
any responsibility.Copy !req
743. You missed another one.
I did not.Copy !req
744. You missed it. I watched
you, you missed it.Copy !req
745. Where was I?
Rational thought.Copy !req
746. Exactly. Superstitions,
hexes, curses, voodoo,Copy !req
747. they're all just
crutches that people useCopy !req
748. when they can't
cope with the...Copy !req
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