1. Okay, he's here.
He's right out front.
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gonna say?
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4. I don't know.
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he's gonna take it?
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7. I don't know. It's Monk.
It'll probably get weird.
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8. Yeah. I'm glad
Natalie's with him.
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Hey.
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10. Hey.
What's going on?
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was important?
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12. I did. Monk,
have a seat.
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14. Just... No reason.
Just...
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the review board
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16. and the commissioner met in a
private session to talk about you.
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17. About me?
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18. I was there.
So was Dr. Bell.
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19. And they came
to a decision.
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20. They don't want to use you as
a private consultant anymore.
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21. I knew it.
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22. No, no, let me finish. You're firing me!
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23. Nobody said that.
I don't believe it.
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24. Is this because he mopped up the
blood stain in that jewelry store?
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25. This isn't
about that!
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eight years, after 120 cases.
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one mistake?
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28. Let me start over.
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29. Hey, it's been great!
See ya.
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30. Shame on you!
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31. Shame on both of you!
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32. Well, that could've
gone better.
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Hey, hey, Monk!
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34. Monk! Monk,
you didn't let me finish.
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him finish.
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36. We won't be using you as a
consultant because of this.
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37. What is it?
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That's what it is.
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39. Is this real?
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40. This is real.
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Mr. Monk.
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42. It was the Captain. He
really went to bat for...
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43. I didn't do anything.
It was all you.
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44. Welcome back,
Detective.
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45. Thank you, Captain.
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46. It's a jungle out there
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everywhere
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48. No one seems to care
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50. Hey, who's in charge here?
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we breathe
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53. You know what's in the water
that you drink?
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57. 'cause I worry all the time
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you'd be worried, too
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we love so much
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62. I could be wrong now
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64. 'Cause there's
a jungle out there
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eaten your breakfast.
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67. I'm too excited to eat.
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68. You don't want to be hungry.
It's your first day of work.
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69. What time is it?
Roll call's at 8:30.
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70. Natalie, can you believe
it? I am going to roll call.
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71. It's like I'm dreaming.
Maybe I am dreaming.
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72. Ow! What are
you doing?
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73. I'm pinching you
to see if I'm dreaming.
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74. No, you're supposed
to pinch yourself.
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75. Well, I figured you're in the
dream with me. I don't know.
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76. Mr. Monk, you're not dreaming.
It's really happening.
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I'm going.
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78. Oh, oh, oh, wait.
Don't forget your lunch.
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79. Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God.
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80. Thank you.
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81. Wait, wait,
your gun.
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82. Oh, yeah!
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83. Yeah, that might
come in handy.
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the bullets.
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85. Yeah, you don't want to shoot
anybody with a dirty bullet.
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86. They might get
an infection.
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87. God, we're funny together. We are.
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88. I know.
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89. Clip.
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90. Okay.
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91. Oh, look at you.
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92. Detective First Class Adrian
Monk, Homicide Division.
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93. I am proud of you.
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94. I'm gonna miss you.
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95. No, no, no,
don't talk like that.
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96. This isn't
good-bye. No.
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97. No. We're friends.
We'll talk all the time.
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98. Right. About what?
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99. About how we feel,
and what we're doing,
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100. and what we
did that day.
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101. Okay. I can do that.
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102. Okay.
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103. What are
you gonna do?
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104. Oh, I'll be fine. I have a
job interview with Jim Paxton.
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105. Paxton?
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106. The concert promoter.
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107. Really?
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108. He's looking
for a new assistant.
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109. He couldn't
do better.
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110. Well.
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111. Well.
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112. I guess this is it.
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113. Be happy, Mr. Monk.
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115. Good morning.
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116. Good morning,
young fella.
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117. Hey, Monk. Welcome back.
How does it feel?
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118. It feels great.
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119. Morning.
Morning.
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120. Okay, let's settle
in. Morning, everyone.
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121. I have an announcement
to make.
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122. This is something I've been
waiting to say for 12 years.
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123. Adrian Monk is back.
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124. Back
where he belongs.
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125. Seventy years ago,
Thomas Wolfe wrote,
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126. "You can't
go home again... "
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127. Monk, you don't
have to say anything.
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128. Thank God.
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129. Okay, first item of business
is the Pickaxe Killer.
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130. Gold Rush Killer.
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131. No, it's not the Gold
Rush Killer, Randy.
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132. Well, they
use pickaxes.
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133. Randy, forget about
the Gold Rush Killer, okay?
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134. Yes, sir.
We're moving on.
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135. Okay, now, I don't need to tell you
folks how important this case is.
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136. However, we have
caught a break.
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137. We've got a witness.
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138. A woman who lived down the
hall from victim number five
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139. has given us
his description.
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141. We've got
a rough sketch, here.
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142. As you can see, we're
looking for a Caucasian male.
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143. He's short. No more
than 5'4", 5'6" tall.
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144. He's...
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145. He's in his
late 30s, early 40s.
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driving a...
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147. We believe that he is
driving a station wagon.
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148. Monk. Monk, just take one and
pass them on. They're perfect.
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149. Just give me
a second, here.
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150. Um, folks,
witness perfection.
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151. Okay.
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152. Good job.
Just pass them on.
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153. Monk, just
give me one.
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Yeah, take that one.
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155. Thank you.
Okay, Thompson, Harris,
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156. I want you to take this
sketch. Work the pickaxe angle.
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157. Circulate that around every
hardware store within 20 miles.
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158. People, we've got five victims
on the wall, which is...
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five victims too many.
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160. Yes.
Where was I?
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probably six.
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164. We found it
in the basement.
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165. I had them
bring it upstairs for you.
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167. Oh!
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169. I know, it's like it's
been waiting for you, right?
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170. Yeah.
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171. How do you feel?
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173. You are home.
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174. So, I thought I could start by reading
the profiles of the five victims.
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175. And then I could visit
the first crime scene.
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176. Listen, Monk, you're
not on the task force.
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177. Here's the deal. I promised the review
board that I would ease you into it.
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178. Ease me into...
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179. They want you on desk duty for a
while, just to get re-acclimated.
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180. For how long?
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181. Just a couple of days.
Maybe a week.
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182. Yeah. Yeah.
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183. Then we're gonna move you
over to Danny Weaver's squad.
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184. He's a great guy.
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185. So, I won't be
working with you?
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186. No.
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187. Randy and I can't
hold your hand anymore.
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188. That's protocol.
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189. Sure.
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190. It's what
you wanted, right?
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191. Absolutely.
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192. You'll be fine.
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193. I figured we'd
put you on the hotline.
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194. Maybe you'll get a lead.
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195. Yeah.
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196. Good.
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197. Russell. This is Officer DiMarco.
He's gonna help you get settled in.
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198. Hi. Wow, it is a real,
real honor to meet you, sir.
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199. Honestly, I've been reading
about your cases for years.
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200. I even kept a scrapbook for
a while. Remember, Captain?
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201. Yeah.
Yeah.
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keep that as a souvenir?
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205. Sure.
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two boys get to it.
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I'm drowning back here.
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Okay. Desk.
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for me for a second?
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210. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Just one second.
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211. Uh... I need to get rid
of this. It's not the '50s.
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212. Wait, wait.
All you need...
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214. This is
your computer.
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215. Yeah, four terabytes with
a fiber optic web interface.
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216. It's for logging calls.
This is yours.
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217. It's better than handing out
traffic tickets, right?
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218. Why can't I just write
them in the log book?
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219. What's a log book?
I don't...
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220. Tip line.
Detective Monk.
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221. Tip line.
Detective Monk.
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222. Tip line.
Detective Monk.
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223. Hello.
Tip line.
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224. Hello,
is this the police?
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225. Where are you?
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226. Is there anybody there?
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227. Hello.
Hello?
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228. Yes, hello.
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229. This is Detective Monk.
I am wearing a headset.
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230. Are you guys looking
for the Pickaxe Killer?
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231. 'Cause I know who it is.
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232. Please hold.
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234. I...
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male or female?
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237. Male. Don't put...
Please hold.
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238. M.
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of the suspect?
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240. His name is Brian.
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241. Please hold.
Don't put me on hold again...
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242. B...
Monk.
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243. Yeah, just one minute.
I got a tip on the killer.
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244. No, no, no, Monk, we got him.
They just picked him up.
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245. Who?
The Pickaxe Killer.
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246. Well, how? How?
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247. Uh, some window washer
saw him.
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248. Yeah, he saw the guy.
He matched the description.
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249. He flagged down
a traffic cop.
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250. Can you believe it? It's
case closed, just like that.
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251. Just like that.
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252. Great, that's...
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254. Good job.
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255. That's really...
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256. Okay.
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257. The suspect's name
is Richard Mathis.
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258. He was apprehended today
without incident
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on Franklin Place.
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260. The people of San
Francisco can rest easy.
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261. The so-called
"Pickaxe Killer"
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262. is in custody
and off the streets.
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263. Is he the guy?
Heard it was a lock.
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264. Found the murder weapon
in the car.
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266. Guess he's the guy.
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267. Want
another ginger ale?
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268. Oh, no, thank you,
but his glass is dirty.
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271. Now that, gentlemen, is
what you call a real woman.
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272. Yeah.
No doubt about it.
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273. Mmm-hmm. You can tell. No Adam's apple.
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274. No Adam's apple.
That's a new one.
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275. No Adam's apple.
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276. The mayor and I would like
to take this opportunity
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277. to thank the real hero here,
the man of the hour,
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279. Come on, up here,
come on.
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280. Mr. Alvanov was working
as a window washer.
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281. He was on the sixth floor
of the Burkman Building
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282. when he noticed
the suspect.
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283. And I see a green
station wagon,
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around Jefferson Square,
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285. and it goes a couple times
and then it stops.
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286. And a man gets out,
and something...
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and he opens the door,
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290. So, I write down
the license number.
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291. 447 PCE.
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292. And I give this
to police.
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293. I'm sure that anyone
could have done this,
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294. but I'm glad it was me.
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295. So this guy gets
the entire reward.
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296. 500 grand.
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297. It's like hitting
the lottery.
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298. I wonder
if he'll quit his job.
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299. Probably already has.
I know I would.
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300. Me too.
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301. Not me.
I'm never quitting.
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302. You really like
answering those phones, huh?
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303. I'm off the phones
as of Monday.
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304. I'll be riding
with Louis here.
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305. Yeah, Monk and Doyle,
the dynamic duo.
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306. That's right.
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307. I'd like to present you
with this key to the city.
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308. Oh, my God.
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309. Congratulations.
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310. Everyone at Main Street Deli,
this is for you guys.
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311. So, how's Natalie?
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312. Oh, she's...
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313. She's working
for that concert promoter.
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314. Rock and roll.
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315. I'm sure
she's miserable.
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316. Mr. Paxton.
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317. I'm sorry.
I mean Jim.
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318. These are the new contracts.
Legal hasn't seen them yet.
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319. Oh, fantastic, yeah.
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320. Let me have those.
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321. Brilliant. Thank you
very much, Teeger.
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322. Oh, Teeger, have you heard
the new Coldplay album yet?
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323. No.
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324. You know, I think you should go back
to your desk, take a listen to it.
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325. Okay. Why?
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326. Because the people
that we're gonna be
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tonight are probably
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questions about it.
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329. Who are we
having dinner with?
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331. Coldplay?
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
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332. They're touring next year,
looking for a new promoter.
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playing in Denver?
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334. Yep. Yeah,
I think they are.
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call the airline.
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336. Mmm-hmm.
Better yet,
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338. Yes. Better yet,
let's do that.
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340. Yeah. Fantastic.
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341. Okay, thank you.
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342. You ready?
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It's like sex.
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345. Well, not sex. I mean, something you do.
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346. Edith Capriani?
I'm Sergeant Doyle.
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347. And I'm Detective
First Class Adrian Monk.
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348. We received a call that
there was a reported homicide.
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349. Yeah, he tried
to kill me.
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350. Who tried to kill you, ma'am?
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351. Mr. Barton.
He lives with me.
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352. He tried to
suffocate me.
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353. Monk, she's seen
the badge.
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355. This morning in bed.
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357. and he was
covering my mouth!
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358. And is Mr. Barton
still inside?
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359. Yeah.
He's going crazy in there.
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360. He acts as though he owns the
place, but it's my name on the lease.
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361. It's my apartment!
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362. He's a deadbeat.
Good for nothing!
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363. Now, you go in.
I'll cover the back.
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364. Stay here.
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365. Don't shoot!
Oh, don't shoot him!
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366. Don't shoot him.
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367. Oh, Mr. Barton,
I can't stay mad at you.
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369. He thinks he's people.
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370. Louis, it's okay.
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371. Where are you?
It's a false alarm.
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372. That's the Burkman Building,
isn't it?
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373. So?
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374. Nice shooting,
and nice grouping!
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376. Just cleaning up for you.
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377. Leave the shells, Monk.
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378. Leave the shells, Monk.
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379. Safety first, right?
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380. Monk, leave the shells.
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381. You know what,
I'll get those later.
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382. What the hell
are you doing here?
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383. It's about
Mikel Alvanov.
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384. Who?
The window washer.
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385. You know,
the guy who got the reward.
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386. What about him?
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387. Well, his story
doesn't track.
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388. Listen, he said he was
on the seventh floor
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at 2:30 looking west.
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390. Well, I went back
up there during lunch.
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wondering where I was.
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392. No. Yeah, well, now you know.
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393. I was up there
at 2:30 looking west.
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directly in my eyes.
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395. So he was
wearing sunglasses.
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396. No, no, no, he said
he read the license plate.
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398. I couldn't read anything from
the seventh floor. Nothing.
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399. Monk, the guy's tip
was righteous. Hmm?
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400. The Pickaxe Killer's
in jail. He confessed.
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the murder weapon.
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402. We found pieces of his
victims in his attic.
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403. Yeah, no, no, I know.
I know the tip was good.
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404. Well, what're
you saying?
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405. He's lying, okay?
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406. The window washer's lying.
That's all.
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407. Look, I think I know
what's going on here.
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408. You're jealous.
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409. The big
super detective.
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410. You can't stand the fact
we didn't need you.
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411. No, that's not it.
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412. Monk, look, you got what,
17 open cases on your desk?
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414. I'm giving you
an order.
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416. Forget the window washer
and let it go.
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417. Okay. You're right.
I'm letting it go.
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418. Wait. I can't let it go!
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420. Okay, there it is. It's gone.
I feel better. Thank you.
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421. Hey, man,
you're late.
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422. This is a little
dramatic, isn't it?
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423. We have an agreement. We
don't be seen together, yeah?
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424. Okay, Mikel. You want to play
secret agent? That's fine by me.
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426. What are you doing?
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Did you know him?
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428. I met him once.
My first day back.
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429. He was a rookie. Still
on traffic duty, poor kid.
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430. What do you think
he was doing here?
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431. Well, he lives nearby in Crestmont
Village, about a mile away.
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432. He was probably
heading home.
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433. Heading home?
It's a shortcut.
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through the parking lot.
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435. Then what?
I don't know.
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436. Maybe he saw something, something
going down and he stopped.
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437. Did he call it in?
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438. He didn't
get a chance.
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439. What's that?
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Hardy Chow dog food.
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442. He didn't follow the line.
You see, the dotted line there.
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443. Well, not everybody's you.
Thank God.
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444. Do you have a dollar?
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445. It's the same size.
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446. It was a payoff.
That's what he was doing here.
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447. Somebody was
paying DiMarco off,
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448. or that's what
DiMarco thought.
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449. He cut up newspaper
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450. into dollar-sized pieces,
make it look like cash.
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451. Why?
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452. To distract him.
To put him off guard.
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453. And then they shot him.
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454. Or he had a dog, and he
just wanted to save 30 cents.
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455. It was a payoff.
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456. Monk, come on.
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457. Look, the Captain's gonna
be here in a few minutes.
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458. I want to get
this straight.
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459. You saying
this kid is dirty?
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460. It would explain
everything.
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461. Why his safety is still on
and his gun is holstered.
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462. I'm not saying
you're wrong.
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463. You might be right.
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464. But here's
what I am saying.
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465. Until you're sure,
until you're 110%...
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466. Hmm?
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467. You're to shut your face.
Do you understand that?
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468. You're on this side of the
blue line now, Detective Monk.
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469. That kid is family.
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470. So I'm gonna ask you
one more time.
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471. Are you 110%?
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472. No.
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473. Then button it.
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474. Have fun.
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475. What, you're
not coming?
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476. I'm right behind you,
Detective.
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477. Hello, again.
I'm Detective First Class...
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478. I know who you are.
What took you so long?
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479. I've been waiting
for three hours.
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480. He's inside my apartment.
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481. Okay, is this about your
little friend, Mr. Barton?
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482. No, this is different.
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483. All right, ma'am, look. The 911
line is for emergencies only.
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484. Real emergencies.
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485. This is an emergency!
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486. It's Mr. Lawrence.
He lives upstairs.
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487. He's gone crazy.
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488. It's Mr. Lawrence.
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489. He came downstairs
for a visit.
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490. He wanted some milk.
He loves milk.
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491. Yeah, I'm sure he does.
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492. Then all of a sudden,
he starts running around,
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493. knocking things over,
screeching, screaming.
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494. He tried to scratch
my eyes out!
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495. Uh-huh. Let me guess.
He's Persian?
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496. No. He's from Burma.
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497. Of course he is.
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498. What the hell have you
been feeding him?
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499. So how's it going?
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500. Oh, it's going great.
I love it.
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501. How are you, Detective?
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502. I'm doing great.
Couldn't be better.
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503. You're back
in the saddle.
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504. Absolutely.
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505. Back in the saddle.
Yeah.
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506. So what are you doing?
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507. Oh, busy, busy, busy.
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508. There's a big dinner tonight
at the Four Seasons.
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509. I called this morning, and they
didn't have a table for eight.
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510. But they just
called back and said
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511. they could put
two smaller tables together.
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512. Oh, that...
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513. Sounds like a hassle.
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514. But at least you got
a good story out of it.
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515. Right.
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516. Well, I have to go.
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517. I have to proofread
some press releases.
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518. But you take care
of yourself,
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519. Detective First Class
Adrian Monk.
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520. You too. Goodbye.
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521. Bye.
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522. How you doing?
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523. I don't see him.
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524. He's here somewhere.
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525. He's separated
the fruit salad.
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526. This way.
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527. There you are.
What are you doing?
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528. They don't have a dog.
Excuse me?
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529. Newspaper clipping
in DiMarco's hand.
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530. It was for dog food.
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531. Right, the coupon.
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532. So you think DiMarco
crossed the line.
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533. Monk,
we looked into it. Tell him.
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534. He's clean.
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535. I mean, at least so far.
His bank account checks out.
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536. He wasn't in debt.
No personal problems.
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537. We'll keep digging,
Monk, I promise,
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538. but in the meantime, you've
got to tread carefully here.
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539. Weaver's right.
You're not freelance anymore.
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540. If you're gonna accuse a cop of
something, it's got to be airtight.
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541. Hey, hey.
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542. My butt's on the line
here, too. Come on.
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543. Passport application.
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544. I said come on.
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545. Mrs. DiMarco.
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546. Mrs. DiMarco.
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547. I'm so sorry
for your loss.
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548. My name is
Adrian Monk.
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549. I'm a former detective. Actually
I'm a former former detective.
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550. Thank you for coming.
Did you work with Russell?
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551. I only met him once
at the station.
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552. We talked
about computers.
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553. I do have a couple of
questions. Is this a bad time?
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554. Is this a bad time?
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555. Just take a second.
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556. Were you and Russell
planning a vacation?
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557. Yes.
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558. To the Cayman Islands?
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559. That's right.
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560. Was that his idea?
To go to the Caymans?
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561. He wanted
to surprise me.
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562. He bought the tickets
last week.
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563. Oh, last week?
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564. Why the Caymans?
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565. Did he have
a bank account there?
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566. A bank account?
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567. Monk, what are
you doing?
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568. I'm just paying
my respects.
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569. He was a great guy.
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570. We're all
gonna miss him.
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571. Yeah.
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572. Did he ever say anything to
you about offshore accounts?
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573. Hiding money?
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574. What are you saying?
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575. Are you accusing
Russell of something?
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576. Oh, God!
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577. Hey, Captain,
you better get him
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578. the hell out of here
before we have to.
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579. Come on, I want
to show you something.
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580. What is it?
It's outside.
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581. What is it?
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582. It's you not
getting beat up.
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583. Oh, I'd like
to see that.
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584. I have to say I've been looking
forward to this all week.
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585. I've been thinking
about you.
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586. So, how does it feel?
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587. Good. I feel great.
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588. Yeah, well, it's not a gift,
you know, you earned it.
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589. Mmm-hmm.
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590. So...
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591. Are you happy?
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592. I'm very happy.
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593. Why wouldn't I be?
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594. This is what I've wanted
for years, you know?
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595. All right.
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596. Why do you ask that?
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597. I mean, you don't
think I'm happy?
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598. Oh, I didn't say that. No.
I wasn't implying. No.
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599. I'm not happy.
Are you happy?
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600. Nobody wants
to work with me.
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601. I can't choose
my own cases.
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602. The crazy cat lady
keeps calling,
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603. although it's not
always a cat.
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604. It's my dream job.
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605. And it's making me
miserable.
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606. I was afraid of this.
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607. You know, it's not
an uncommon reaction.
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608. People achieve a goal,
something they've always wanted,
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609. it's not always
what they expect.
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610. We call it
"aspirational regret. "
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611. See, when I was a kid,
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612. I wanted to go
to a baseball camp.
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613. That was my dream.
Baseball camp...
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614. Excuse me, could I
stop you right there?
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615. Sure.
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616. You have
something to say?
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617. No.
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618. "When the gods
wish to punish us,
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619. "they answer our prayers. "
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620. Oscar Wilde said that.
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621. I can't believe
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622. I was happy before.
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623. Why didn't you
tell me I was happy?
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624. Adrian,
you can always quit.
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625. I can't quit.
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626. Everybody
will understand.
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627. You've changed,
the department has changed.
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628. You've been your own boss
for 12 years.
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629. It's hard to go back.
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630. I can't quit.
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631. Ah, Sam.
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632. Oh, evening, Detective.
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633. What's in the box?
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634. Officer DiMarco's stuff.
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635. I cleaned out his locker.
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636. His wife's picking it up
in the morning.
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637. It breaks your heart.
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638. 23, 24...
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639. 26.
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640. So, I write down
the license number.
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641. 447 PCE.
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642. Mr. Alvanov.
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643. Hello.
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644. My name is Adrian Monk.
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645. Hey, I can't
help you, my friend.
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646. I promise my accountant.
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647. I can't loan anybody
another nickel.
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648. Sir, I'm not here
to borrow money.
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649. I'm with the police department.
This'll just take a minute.
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650. Oh, police.
Oh. My friends.
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651. That's right.
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652. Hey, listen,
I'm running a little late.
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653. Can you
join me upstairs? Huh?
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654. Upstairs? No.
No, thank you.
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655. I'm waiting
for my partner.
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656. He's supposed to
meet me here.
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657. I'm surprised
you didn't quit your job
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658. when you collected
all that reward money.
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659. Oh, I did.
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660. I give two weeks' notice.
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661. Time for somebody to wash
my windows for a change, huh?
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662. Okay, so,
this is about what?
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663. All right.
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664. Fact is, Manny, I'm here
to arrest you for murder.
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665. Excuse me?
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666. You heard me.
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667. And who did I kill?
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668. Russell DiMarco.
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669. The police officer who
was shot last week.
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670. Russell...
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671. Are you gonna pretend
you didn't know him?
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672. You were on
the same softball team.
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673. I was at his house last week,
and I saw his team jacket.
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674. Everyone at Main Street Deli,
this is for you guys.
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675. Russell! Yeah, yeah.
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676. I knew him.
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677. But this proves what?
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678. Yeah. Right.
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679. Okay, I'll tell you later.
I'm not gonna repeat myself.
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680. All right? Let's just
wait for my partner.
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681. Oh, your partner
doesn't know about this?
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682. Not yet, no.
This is 415 Vinton?
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683. You haven't
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684. told anyone about this,
have you?
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685. Oh, is that him? There?
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686. Where?
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687. Hey, it's 9:30. Aren't you
meeting Monk somewhere?
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688. Oh, don't remind me.
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689. Another crackpot theory.
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690. Looking for this?
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691. Hey, why don't
you just jump?
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692. Three floors,
you'd only break your leg.
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693. No!
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694. No!
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695. Fourth floor,
broken back.
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696. Oops. Too late.
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697. Now, you're dead.
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698. How did you know?
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699. I saw DiMarco's
ticket book.
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700. You didn't
spot that serial killer.
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701. DiMarco did.
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702. He solved the case.
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703. He spotted
the killer's car and realized
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704. he had just found the most
wanted man in California.
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705. But DiMarco
didn't care about fame.
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706. He was after the fortune.
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707. The reward money.
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708. He had a problem, he
worked for the police force,
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709. which meant that he wasn't
eligible to collect the reward.
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710. He needed a partner.
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711. A front man.
That's where you came in.
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712. And he told you
who the killer was,
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713. and all you had to do
was come up with a story
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714. and collect the money.
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715. But you wanted the whole
reward, all to yourself.
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716. Well, not that it matters
much, but you're right.
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717. I think this'll do.
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718. You know, I don't know why you
insist to come up with me today.
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719. Accidents are
pretty common up here.
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720. It's very dangerous work.
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721. Especially
in such a high wind.
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722. What are you doing?
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723. I'm murdering you,
my friend!
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724. Upsy daisy.
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725. You make me
work for this, huh?
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726. Yeah.
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727. Okay. Ha!
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728. Thanks for dropping by, huh?
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729. Step back.
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730. You okay?
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731. He tried to kill me.
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732. Yeah, we know.
We were watching.
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733. And he killed DiMarco.
They were partners.
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734. They were planning
to split the reward money,
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735. but Mikel
got greedy.
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736. Nice work,
Detective.
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737. Former detective.
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738. Former former detective.
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739. Former former
former detective.
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740. Are you turning in
your badge?
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741. He has it.
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742. Dispatch.
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743. Yeah, get a...
Bring me rescue services.
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744. Sign here and here.
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745. This blood?
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746. Sorry it didn't
work out.
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747. I'm not.
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748. At least now I know
I'm not the man I was.
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749. Who is?
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750. So what are
you gonna do?
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751. I haven't decided.
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752. I'll either go home and brood
or go home and sulk.
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753. I'm leaning toward brooding.
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754. Well, when you leave,
use the west entrance.
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755. Why?
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756. Surprise.
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757. What is it?
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758. It's a surprise.
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759. Well, what is it?
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760. Well, if we told you, it wouldn't
be a surprise now, would it?
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761. No, I guess it wouldn't.
What is it?
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762. What is it?
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763. Natalie.
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764. Heard you might be
looking for an assistant.
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765. What about your job
with the big promoter?
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766. Oh, Jim Paxton can make
his own dinner reservations.
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767. He doesn't need me.
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768. I'm needed here.
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769. I pay $900 a week.
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770. I am not taking
a pay cut, Mr. Monk!
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771. Then you
shouldn't have quit.
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772. I didn't quit,
you let me go!
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773. Oh, God,
you make me mad!
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774. What are you
looking for?
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775. The Captain said
there'd be a surprise.
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776. I'm the surprise! I talked
to the Captain this morning.
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777. Oh, good. What, you're disappointed?
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778. No, I said,
"Oh, good. "
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779. Well, you sound disappointed.
What were you expecting?
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780. I thought it might be
Joey Heatherton.
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