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we breathe
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that you drink?
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all the time
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you'd be worried, too
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we love so much
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a jungle out there
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21. Sorry we're late.
Have you been waiting long?
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I'm just smiling.
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really appreciate the work you've done
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over the last eight years.
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your case file
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with your colleagues.
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impressive record.
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the Raincoat Strangler case.
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nine months without a lead.
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how you did it.
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than just luck.
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to the suspect,
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few discrepancies in his alibi.
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actually.
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I'll take either one.
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working with Neven Bell.
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He's a good man.
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Doctor.
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real progress.
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I said hello.
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your phone?
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you see him.
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Yeah.
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work you've been doing for the city,
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you've made.
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very encouraged. However...
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badge is a big responsibility.
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important decision
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will ever make,
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to you or the city
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street prematurely.
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I'm just not sure.
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you have the judgment,
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you have the temperament.
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by next week.
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The first two loved me.
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laughing, for some reason.
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this Captain Willis,
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he just hated me.
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or the temperament.
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Yes, exactly.
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preliminary hearing, right?
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recommendation next week.
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change his mind.
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shot his partner?
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his own partner,
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a month later.
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plays the game, Mr. Monk.
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commissioner's brother.
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network, kiss some butts.
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Schmooze.
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to change his mind.
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How'd it go?
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in our favor.
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You're getting closer.
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retirement age.
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we have bigger problems.
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the guard is dead.
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very well-planned.
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an hour behind schedule,
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here for some time.
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ski masks,
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driver, bang-bang the guard,
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with 900 grand.
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I can't believe
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was clean, the doors.
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wearing gloves.
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car was running late,
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to draw attention to themselves
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feeding the meter.
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on the coin.
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guys over here.
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and dust every coin they find.
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Thank you.
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That's the problem.
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you people schmooze, anyway?
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or "smooze"?
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It's an outreach program.
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sponsoring it.
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Buddies in Blue.
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camping this weekend.
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126. It's gonna be so much fun.
Everybody's gonna get a badge.
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I could use the help.
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feeling well?
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you feel better.
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Tomorrow morning.
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now? To get acclimated.
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137. You know, it's like swinging
two bats in the on-deck circle.
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don't get it.
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What do you got?
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were twisted apart.
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them down the middle, right?
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Yeah, me, too.
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so I don't eat them.
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150. Oh, he's the one
voting against Mr. Monk.
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That's Brian's dad.
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one of my Buddies in Blue.
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you needed some help.
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I know what camping is.
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the game, that's what I'm doing.
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indoor game like gin rummy or...
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I'm going camping
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Brian Willis,
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all weekend long.
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about Adrian Monk.
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Here.
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nobody rides shotgun.
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Let me get that.
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I call window.
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this thingy?
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Whoa! Uh, no, no.
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in the back, there.
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Norman Walters.
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Hi.
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no video games.
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this lake, I get 20 points.
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gonna see some real lakes.
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Hop in the van.
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Oh, hey.
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a deciduous forest,
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a good idea, Nicky.
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Good thinking.
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care of him.
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doing up there?
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and get in the van?
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Yeah.
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No.
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all right.
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a little help here?
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that's where you're going.
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to back out.
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I am playing the game.
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try to have some fun.
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not supposed to be fun.
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your name in your clothes?
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already in them,
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aren't coming off.
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Oh, I won't be sleeping.
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where's your canteen?
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make water, you understand?
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machine, you understand?
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I do understand.
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Let the games begin.
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to say goodbye to...
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Should I get a name tag?
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This'll be great.
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Why don't you go?
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I wish I could.
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when you come back,
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just you and me.
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I thought that was you.
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Are you part of this?
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yesterday, but I love kids,
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the future, aren't they?
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he's your son,
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brother. His brother?
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and you look so young.
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comeback. Good comeback.
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enough schmoozing.
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go camping! Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Whatever.
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is a great man,
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proud. We're gonna have fun.
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that armored car with his brother.
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rob anybody.
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just another smash and grab.
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What does that mean?
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are like family.
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had a family.
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Luke and Del a message,
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because I know that you can.
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Leland Stottlemeyer says "Hi,"
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your transistor radio?
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favorite band?
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You heard of them?
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of soundtracks.
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gonna work.
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to impress my father.
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talking about?
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talking about you.
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that went crazy,
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your old job back.
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can't make him like you.
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When's lunch?
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we stop at about noon.
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called a sundial, guys.
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there's the dial,
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tell us the time.
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just use your watch?
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this is more fun.
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use wristwatches or iPods.
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let's see now.
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If you need a snack you can, uh...
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of those berries.
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that's not a good idea.
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berries. They're extremely toxic.
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everything in the woods is bad for you?
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or smell anything.
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come on. Here we go.
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to the plan.
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then we can eat, huh?
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this is fun.
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Fun, fun, fun.
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we both had gloves on.
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everywhere you've been.
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you understand me?
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you and I have to talk.
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gonna spend all this money.
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Yeah.
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And what they know, they can't prove.
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got some cleaning up to do.
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this is perfect.
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camping out right here.
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Let me see that.
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taking a little target practice.
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Juvies?
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probably playing hooky.
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when I was a kid.
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a real hood.
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in the hood.
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"neighborhood," right?
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Oh, not yet.
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quite even.
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burn it, not live in it.
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thank me later.
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Here. There you go.
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rascal. You got me again.
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look what I got.
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That's a fish. That's a fish.
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get that pole?
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It's easy.
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I made a hook and sinker.
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Nicky, good job.
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initiative. Thanks. Thank you.
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that bad boy. All right.
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All right. Smile.
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All right.
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try out your gun?
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that down, put that down.
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a toy, okay?
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talk about that, okay?
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Only two?
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the Spider Lake maniac,
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about a year ago.
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it was a year ago...
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it was escape-proof,
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been closed for 20 years.
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I don't remember.
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he escaped.
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he killed two fishermen.
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have a left hand.
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prosthetic hands.
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Just like real hands.
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It was probably a hand.
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he was a maniac
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425. and the simplest thing
could set him off.
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426. He was probably bipolar,
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427. which by the way,
they can treat now.
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428. There's this new drug
called Lexapro.
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429. Lexapro is excellent.
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430. Well, the Spider Lake maniac
didn't take his medicine.
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431. I'm sure he took his medicine. It
was probably mandated by the court.
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432. You're scaring
the kids.
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433. They probably started him off on Xanax.
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434. That's what they did with me. Oh, that
reminds me, I have to take my pills.
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435. Wait, wait, wait. What are
you doing? What is that?
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436. This is my backup.
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437. Fine. So thanks
to modern medicine,
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438. the Spider Lake maniac now
lives in a public housing project
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439. with his pet cat
and never bothers anyone.
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440. The end.
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441. Wow. That was pathetic.
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442. It was a great story, Professor Lame-o.
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443. It's 10:00, guys.
Let's just...
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444. Ah, bedtime,
all right?
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445. Let's go, let's
pack up the camp.
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446. Let's grab the food, seal
it, get it off the ground.
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447. We don't want to have to feed
any more animals tonight.
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448. Professor Lame-o?
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449. That ought to do it.
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450. What are they doing? They're
getting their food off the ground.
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451. It keeps the bears away.
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452. All right, guys,
let's hit the hay.
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453. I can't believe this is the same
sky we have in San Francisco.
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454. Man, I could
get used to this.
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455. How about you? Nah. I can
never get used to anything.
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456. Listen, Randy,
I wanted to apologize.
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457. Yeah, yeah,
I get it.
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458. You're just trying to impress
Brian. Schmoozing, right?
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459. How's it going?
Terrible.
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460. You know,
he's a good kid, Monk.
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461. They all are.
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462. I don't know
how you do it.
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463. What's that?
How you take it.
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464. People joke around, tease you,
you never get mad or upset.
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465. Mmm, it used to bother me when
I was coming up in uniform.
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466. I heard people laughing,
telling Randy Disher stories.
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467. And it hurt,
you know. I almost quit.
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468. What happened?
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469. One night I got a call.
A P-300 downtown.
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470. There was a bumper sticker
on one of the cars,
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471. and it said,
"Happiness is a choice. "
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472. I mean, I know it sounds
crazy, but it changed my life.
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473. I mean, I made
a decision right there.
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475. I mean,
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you have the power.
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478. You can choose
to be happy.
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479. I guess I should read
more bumper stickers.
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480. Everybody should.
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481. Okay, it's late.
I'm gonna go sack out.
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482. Yeah, good night.
See you in the morning.
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483. Wait a minute.
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484. P-300? Isn't that a fatality?
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485. Yeah, it was
pretty ugly.
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486. The driver hit a
tractor trailer head-on.
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487. He and his wife
were both DOA.
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488. And this was the car
that had the bumper sticker,
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489. "Happiness is a choice"?
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490. Yeah, that's right. Well, actually,
it was on fire when I got there,
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492. And this didn't deter you
or make you think twice?
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493. It was an epiphany,
Monk.
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494. You can't just choose
where you get it.
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495. I mean, it could be from
a guru on a mountaintop,
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496. or it could be from a bumper
sticker on a burning Subaru.
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497. Well, hey, good night.
I'll see you in the morning.
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498. Let's go.
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499. What is it? I can't
see it. I can hear it!
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500. I think we lost it.
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501. I don't think so.
That was a mature grizzly.
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502. They can run up to
30 miles an hour.
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503. Yeah, I read somewhere
that he's probably
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504. more scared of us
than we are of him.
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That can't be true.
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506. This is all his fault.
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507. If you see a bear, you're
not supposed to yell!
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508. You're supposed to
talk to it calmly.
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509. Calmly, like this.
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510. Did you guys hear him?
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511. He was screaming
like a little girl.
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512. I wasn't screaming, exactly.
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513. You were screaming
and crying. We all saw you.
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514. You're so pathetic.
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515. I was warning you. I was,
you know, sounding the alarm.
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516. Like...
Like Paul Revere.
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517. More like Paul Revere's
scared little sister.
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518. You joker.
He didn't have a sister.
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519. What do we do now?
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520. Let's just review
the situation.
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521. Okay, we've been running
for a long time.
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522. Mostly in circles.
Yeah, that's true.
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523. Wait, so you mean we're lost?
With no compass? No cell phone?
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524. We need to stay hydrated.
That's the most important thing.
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525. We need water.
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526. Well, we passed the lake
at least twice.
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527. I say we go back
to the lake.
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528. Great idea. Let's die by the lake.
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529. How many is that?
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530. About 30.
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531. We shot off two clips, so
there should be more out there.
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532. I say we bag it.
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533. If we can't find 'em,
they won't, either.
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534. I'm tired of sucking up
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535. Don't answer it!
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536. I'm tired of sucking up
and working for the man
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537. Keeping people down
'cause the lawbook says I can
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538. Hey. Check it out.
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539. This kid's got one of
our shells on his line.
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540. You said five minutes.
That was 20 minutes ago.
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541. I meant eastern time.
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542. Just relax, nature boy.
That's cool. Let me see it.
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543. I can probably
break it.
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544. Whoa, whoa!
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545. Hey, I got one! Pull it in, pull it in!
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546. Oh, what do you got?
Oh, whoa!
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547. Guys, that's a beauty.
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548. Oh, my God.
Grab me that bucket.
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549. It's my first fish!
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550. It's like
my first anything.
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551. How much do you
think it weighs?
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552. A hundred pounds, at least.
It's got to be a record.
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553. I can't wait to show it to your dad.
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554. Are you mental?
This is so awesome.
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555. We're not showing this to
anybody. That's our lunch.
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556. Yeah, he's right.
We can grill it.
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557. This thing's big enough
for lunch and dinner.
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558. No, I caught it.
I'm keeping it.
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559. Hey, Brian, we're all
hungry. I think it's lunch.
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560. I have to say
I'm with Brian on this.
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561. Big surprise.
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562. Okay, Brian caught the fish.
Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
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563. That's the rule. In fact, when
you're in the woods, it's ten-tenths.
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564. Ten-tenths?
That doesn't sound right.
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565. Yeah, rules don't
have to sound right.
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566. That's another rule.
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567. Shotgun. Will, we're
not even near the van.
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568. No, shotgun
over there.
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569. Whoa.
Whoa, hey.
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570. Are you guys okay?
Hey, uh...
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571. Yeah, yeah. Good
to see somebody.
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572. We were hunting up on that
ridge, we heard some yelling.
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573. A bear tried to eat us.
A real one.
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574. No kidding?
Yeah, hey, look,
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575. we got a little
turned around.
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576. Do you guys know
where the highway is?
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577. Sure. It's right down
that hill. There's a trail.
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578. Yeah, take you two,
maybe three hours.
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579. Oh, thank you. Oh, wow,
guys, you hear that?
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580. We're gonna be home before dinner. Yes.
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581. Yes.
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582. Broke your line.
Yeah.
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583. Fish was just too big,
so we had to cut it.
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584. Hook, line,
and sinker, huh?
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585. Yeah.
Nice trout.
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586. That's a real beauty.
You want to sell it? No.
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587. I'll give you 50 bucks
right now, cash money.
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588. Okay, uh, $500.
Five hundred?
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589. I figure anyone willing to
pay $50 will pay $500, right?
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590. Uh, wait a minute.
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591. You would actually pay
him $50 for the fish?
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592. What do you say, kid?
I'll give you 75 bucks.
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593. Seventy... No. It's not for sale.
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594. Listen.
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595. I'm tired of sucking up
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596. That's me.
Hey, that's...
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597. That's me. That's...
That's my song.
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598. Oh, dude, this is
gonna rock your world.
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599. You ready for this?
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600. I'm Randy Disher.
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601. Who?
Randy Disher.
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602. It's the Randy Disher Project. I'm
your ringtone, man, that's my song.
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603. Go ahead, man.
Answer it.
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604. Not today,
I'm on vacation.
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605. Anyway, we're gonna
take off.
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606. But it was nice
to meet you guys.
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607. Good luck
with your fish.
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608. Yeah, hey, happy hunting.
Thanks for the help.
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609. Yeah, sure thing.
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610. Happy hunting, boys.
Thanks a lot.
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611. Do you think
they made us?
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612. I don't know, but we
need to get that fish.
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613. Randy, you know
anything about fish?
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614. And what is that?
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615. Oh, that's the sinker.
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616. I made it from one
of the shell casings
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618. You said we could take 'em. Yeah.
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619. Right.
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620. Randy, remember the
armored car Friday morning?
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621. I think these
are the guys.
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622. Did you notice the peanut
shell? It was twisted open,
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623. just like at
the crime scene.
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624. Yeah, I noticed.
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625. You should've
taken the $75.
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626. He'll be back.
Don't worry.
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627. I think Brian's right.
They will be back.
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628. All right. You have your gun, right?
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629. No, it's back
at the campsite.
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630. Oh, no.
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631. All right. All right,
guys. All right, listen up.
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632. We're gonna make it
to that highway,
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633. we're gonna double-time
it all the way, okay?
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634. Brian, give us the fish.
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635. No way.
Okay, buddy.
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636. This isn't a game.
Those men are dangerous.
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637. We need to get the hook and the
sinker out of the fish's mouth.
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638. Forget it. I caught it. It's my fish.
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639. Brian, listen.
You said so yourself.
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640. Brian. Brian!
Brian!
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641. Brian!
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642. I'll get him,
just take the others.
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643. Right, we'll meet you
at the highway.
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644. Let's go, guys.
Be careful!
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645. Brian!
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646. Brian!
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647. Brian.
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648. Brian!
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649. Are you okay? You okay?
Okay, give me the fish.
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650. Just give me! Give it to me! No way!
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651. No!
Give me the...
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652. No!
Give it to me!
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653. Give it to me.
No way!
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654. Give it to me.
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655. I want to give it to my dad. No way.
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656. He wants the fish.
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657. Give it to him.
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658. Okay.
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659. Oh, no, wait.
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660. Not yet. Not yet.
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661. I just need the
little sinker thing.
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662. Material evidence
in a homicide.
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663. Well, give it to him.
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665. It's all yours.
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666. Bon appétit.
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667. What are we gonna do?
He doesn't like the fish.
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668. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
He's gonna kill us!
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669. Do something.
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670. It's okay.
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671. It's okay.
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672. I'm very calm.
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673. We're very calm.
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674. Look how calm we are.
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675. He likes it.
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676. It's working.
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677. Keep talking,
keep talking.
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678. What do I say?
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679. I don't know.
Tell him a story.
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680. What... What story?
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681. It doesn't matter!
He's a bear!
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682. Okay. You're probably
wondering what we're doing here.
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683. Here's what happened.
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684. See, an armored car was robbed,
and the guard was killed,
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685. and the police recovered
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686. some shell casings
from the crime scene.
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match them
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in that clearing,
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an airtight case.
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690. Exactly.
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691. And those two men, they weren't
hunters, they were killers.
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692. They must've been
target practicing up here,
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have spotted them.
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694. Maybe a park ranger.
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695. That's why
they came back,
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that those shell casings
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to the crime scene.
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698. I guess
it got bored.
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699. Nice work.
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700. It's what I do.
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701. Let's go.
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702. Right here.
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703. All right, listen. I want
you guys to stay here.
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704. Nobody moves until I get back, okay?
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705. Okay.
All right.
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706. It's gonna be okay.
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707. There they
are. Let's go.
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708. Drop it now!
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709. Down. Down on your knees.
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710. Down! Get down!
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711. Good job.
Both of you.
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712. I just spoke to the DA.
You made his day.
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to your hand?
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714. It was in a fish.
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715. Natalie, in a fish.
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716. Mojo Wire.
Excuse me?
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717. Remember? You asked me my
favorite band. Mojo Wire.
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718. That's their name.
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719. You're welcome.
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720. I didn't hear him
say thank you.
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721. I did.
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725. You think it'll help?
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726. We'll find out.
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727. It was Mr. Monk. He
helped me catch the fish,
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728. and he saved me
from the bear.
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730. I'll go first.
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731. Last weekend,
this man, Adrian Monk,
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733. Actually, he did
more than that.
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734. He challenged my son
and stood up to him
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735. in a way that I was
never able to do.
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736. I've had a change of heart.
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737. I'm going to approve
this recommendation
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738. and support
his reinstatement.
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739. So...
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741. Thank you.
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742. Thank you, sir.
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743. I won't let you down.
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744. I'm in!
I can't believe it!
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745. Uh, excuse me, Detective Monk. Yeah.
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has to be unanimous.
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747. I've been reviewing
your record,
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748. and I'm afraid that I still
have some serious reservations.
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749. I can't recommend your
reinstatement at this time.
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751. Thank you, sir.
I won't let you down.
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752. Did you hear
what I said?
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recommending you, either.
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Thank you so much.
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759. Thumbs down,
two to one.
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760. Poor thing.
How's he taking it?
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We were listening.
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764. Isn't it great?
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765. I'm back.
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766. Leland, I'm back.
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768. Do you understand what
just happened in there?
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769. What are you talking about?
Of course I do. Come on.
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