1. Oh, no.
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3. Now what?
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4. What?
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5. What?
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6. Uh, just... Come in!
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7. Door's open.
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8. Natalie, Natalie, Natalie!
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9. Adrian?
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10. Natalie!
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11. What happened?
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12. It just blew up
in my face! Call 911.
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13. No, no, no. We don't have to
call 911. Just come with me.
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14. Oh, my God, I can't see.
Oh, it's a code red, Natalie.
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15. Ouch! I... I don't know
what code red means.
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We had practice drills.
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You're gonna be fine.
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on your face.
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Splash it on your eyes.
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22. Hello, Adrian.
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23. What year is this?
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24. It's a jungle out there
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26. No one seems to care
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27. Well, I do
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28. Hey, who's in charge here?
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we breathe
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that you drink?
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35. 'cause I worry
all the time
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you'd be worried, too
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we love so much
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40. I could be wrong now
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a jungle out there
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you something for a long time.
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before you left,
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drycleaners, shirt number four.
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they never got it.
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waiting to ask me about?
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a lot like this shirt,
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53. No, no, no. Uh, you
know what? I remember.
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to your drycleaner.
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it to another one down the street.
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how have you been?
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58. You look great.
Thank you.
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establishment, the other cleaners?
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You always, um,
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been five years.
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the same purse.
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Fine.
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not here. It's not here.
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in the garage at home
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all of my old stuff.
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I'll check for it.
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you found it.
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76. Oh.
Can you believe it?
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77. He's looking
at colleges now.
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can I afford to send him?
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the question.
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80. Look at him.
He's all grown up.
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working a summer job.
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that garage?
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when I get home,
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garage. I promise you.
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forget about the ticket?
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90. Not at all. I mean,
it's... It's amazing.
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exactly the same. It's amazing.
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actually.
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in the hallway.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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95. Oh, that is something.
Well...
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Adrian.
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so I changed back.
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how are you doing?
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been up to?"
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102. Oh, well, thank you very
much for asking. Okay.
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103. Um... I am still
in Jersey.
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105. Really?
Mmm-hmm.
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106. But isn't Benjy,
like, 17?
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107. No, I'm working
as a nurse.
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108. Oh, well,
that's different.
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109. I'm an administrator.
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110. I manage
a veterans' hospital.
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111. I get it, yeah.
Oh, well, they must...
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112. They're very lucky
to have you.
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113. And Trevor,
how's Trevor?
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114. Oh, we're separated
for good this time.
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115. Oh...
Yeah.
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116. No, no, no, no.
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117. This was the best thing
for both of us.
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118. You still have some
schmutz over there.
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119. Where, where, where?
Right... Right there.
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120. Hold on, hold on.
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122. Hmm?
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riding a bike.
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125. Oh, man.
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126. A very clean,
very unusual,
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128. Is it off?
Is it off?
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129. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes!
Is it off?
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Yeah, I'm...
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132. Yeah?
I think so.
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134. You got it?
Well, yeah...
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135. Oh! Oh! Hello.
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136. Oh, my God, Natalie, I
didn't hear you come in.
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137. Um,
it's not what you think.
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138. What's not what
who thinks?
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139. I can explain!
All right?
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140. This is Sharona.
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142. No.
Mmm-hmm.
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143. Oh, my gosh, I've
heard so much about you.
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144. I'm Natalie Teeger.
Oh, my God!
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145. I feel like
I'm meeting a celebrity.
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146. It's so nice
to meet you.
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148. Okay, she got me the wipe.
It's just a wipe.
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149. I mean, come on.
There's nothing going on.
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150. Sometimes a wipe
is just a wipe.
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151. I'm talking too much.
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152. Am I still talking now?
God, I'm still talking.
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153. Mr. Monk, it's okay if
Sharona hands you a wipe.
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154. So how long
are you here for?
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155. Um, a day, maybe two.
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156. Just a day!
Maybe two.
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157. You know, I'm gonna
meet some lawyers
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158. 'cause my Uncle Howie died.
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160. Yeah, well, you know,
I wasn't very close to him
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161. and I didn't really
know him that well.
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162. But, you know, I was
the only family he had.
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163. So that's why I'm here. Yeah.
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164. Oh, so you're here to
claim the body? Yeah.
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165. No, he's already been cremated. Oh.
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166. He died at the Eastdale
Country Club.
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167. Have you ever been there?
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168. Me? No, I couldn't afford
to park my car there.
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I'm sorry, I forgot.
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Ebenezer Monk.
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Sorry.
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174. That's good.
Trouble ahead.
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175. Anyway, he fell down the
staircase on the golf course.
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loose, so we're gonna sue them.
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my lawyer in 20 minutes.
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180. Good.
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181. Hey, why don't you guys
come with me?
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182. Mmm... 'Cause it won't take long,
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for lunch afterwards.
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up and have some fun.
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That sounds great. Sure.
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thing every day for lunch?
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189. Well, wait,
what is it?
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lightly toasted...
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hold the bacon...
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four ways on a square plate.
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194. Oh, my God, half the time
he sticks me with the check.
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195. Oh, my God,
he still does that?
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196. I swear, I don't know how
I survived on $950 a week.
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197. I don't know.
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199. Yeah, yeah.
I'm almost finished.
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200. You paid her $20 a week
more than me?
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201. She had a kid!
I have a kid!
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202. Her kid ate more.
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203. That's not fair,
and you know it.
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204. Okay, fine, I'll pay you
the same on one condition.
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205. When we go to lunch,
don't talk to her.
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206. I mean, you can talk to
her, but not about me.
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207. Don't compare notes.
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208. And sit at separate tables.
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209. And if she offers
to pick up the check,
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don't argue with her.
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211. Ms. Fleming, we represent
the Eastdale Country Club.
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212. Now, our client would rather
not drag this through the court
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that no amount of money
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for your loss.
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ease at least some of your pain.
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217. Think about it.
Take your time.
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218. We don't have
to think about it.
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219. Whatever your offer is,
it's not enough.
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220. Howard Fleming was in
the prime of his life.
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221. Your client knew the stones
on that staircase were loose.
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222. They'd been warned about it
on more than two occasions.
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this way to be insulted.
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You okay?
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What happened?
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230. I thought at the most they were
gonna offer me five to ten grand,
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for Benjy's college.
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Any college.
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that he wants.
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235. Sharona, that is so great.
I mean, congratulations!
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the circumstance.
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238. Oh, no, no, it's okay.
I only met the guy twice.
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good luck feels like?
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actually had it, you know?
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242. What?
Is there a problem?
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wrong here.
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Don't find anything
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an accident,
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responsible,
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247. and then they don't
have to pay.
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Okay, right...
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looking at this.
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it was an accident!
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they're over there.
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Mr. Monk, huh?
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260. I know,
it's weird.
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by his first name.
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if she calls you Adrian?
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Why would I mind?
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Adrian.
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I don't like it.
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Are you serious?
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That's it.
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honey.
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278. I can't think
of a much worse time.
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279. I'm sorry to...
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284. Oh, yeah, you're in
the news. The detective.
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285. That's right.
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Natalie Teeger,
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287. and Sharona Fleming,
my other assistant.
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Hi.
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at Brookhaven.
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shortly after,
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this beautiful woman...
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of my life.
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299. And this is my long-suffering
caddie, Gary Hanks.
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Hello.
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302. Is this about
Howard Fleming?
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303. Yeah.
He was my uncle.
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How are you doing?
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305. She's fine.
I read the police report.
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actually saw the accident?
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307. Yes, sir.
We both did.
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the 12th fairway, right over there.
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What, about 7:30 or so?
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into the green.
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312. Pulled it really bad
left and long.
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ever seen him make, just...
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green in the shrubs
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and we heard this yelling.
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317. I knew him slightly. I'd
seen him around the club.
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318. Gary had a cell phone,
so I told him to call 911.
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319. And the battery was dead.
Piece-of-crap phone.
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320. Thanks for nothing,
Fujikawa cellular.
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321. So, Gary went for help.
I stayed with Howard.
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Tried everything.
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had gotten there, he was gone.
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the wrong way.
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a minute.
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the crime scene.
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a crime scene.
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I don't understand.
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the accident.
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it's an accident
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with our lives?
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337. Get on with our lives?
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he was your uncle.
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I met him twice.
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Oh, stop whining.
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Just shake it off.
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Don't tell her I did this.
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on the ground right here
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your uncle?
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No.
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I made a mistake.
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and hit his head.
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to college,
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this. That's great.
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What?
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Look.
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are still covered.
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on the ground
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he was golfing at all.
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369. And look at this.
He teed off at 7:10.
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371. How did he get to the
14th green in 20 minutes?
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373. Are you sure?
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374. 72%.
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376. I know.
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377. Are you gonna tell her?
No.
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379. I'd like to lodge a complaint
against one of your officers.
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380. What did he do?
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381. He hasn't written
or called me in five years.
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382. Sharona Fleming.
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383. Get in here!
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384. You look fantastic.
Thank you.
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public displays of affection,
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386. which I'm
officially waiving.
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387. It's so good to see you.
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389. Hey, I heard you got
a new girlfriend.
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390. Congratulations.
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391. Oh, my God.
You won the lottery!
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She is here.
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396. Thank you, Randy.
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to see you, Randy.
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398. And...
And what?
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399. I don't know, I'm just
waiting for the punch line.
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400. You always used to set me
up and hit me with a zinger.
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402. Only all the time.
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403. Oh, my God,
was I awful?
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404. No, you were...
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myself, but you look great!
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I didn't get a chance.
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in your hand?
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There it is.
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414. Yeah.
Howard Fleming.
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415. He's clean. No priors,
no convictions.
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416. Oh, this is about your uncle. Yeah.
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417. Yeah, Monk told me
about that.
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418. That's tough. I'm sorry. Yeah.
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Two lawsuits.
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420. 1998, a yacht club
in Key West,
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421. he slipped
and sprained his neck.
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423. A Mercedes.
Settled out of court.
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424. He was just unlucky.
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426. What is that
supposed to mean?
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427. She didn't mean anything.
Nobody means anything.
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428. Nobody means anything?
What does that mean?
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429. Doesn't mean anything.
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430. All I'm saying is your Uncle
Howie seemed to fall down a lot.
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431. Yeah. Into some
pretty deep pockets.
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You saw the steps.
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accident. It's an accident!
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Absolutely.
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438. Just to be sure,
maybe we...
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apartment and take a look around.
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440. Just to be...
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441. What? Sure.
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Yup.
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for a second?
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Yeah.
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apartment and check things out.
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Natalie and Sharona.
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447. Can I give you a bit
of advice, man-to-man?
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448. Big mistake.
Copy !req
449. Oh, I know.
Copy !req
450. Monk, you're...
Copy !req
451. You're barely...
You're...
Copy !req
452. You're very...
Copy !req
453. You're a fragile person.
Copy !req
454. Thank you.
Copy !req
455. These women are
gonna drive you crazy.
Copy !req
456. You're gonna
have a breakdown.
Copy !req
457. Oh, I know!
Copy !req
458. I love Natalie,
and I love Sharona, too.
Copy !req
459. They're both wonderful
women. You got lucky twice.
Copy !req
460. But together, they're
like bourbon and vodka.
Copy !req
461. I love them both,
Copy !req
462. but I can't have them
at the same meal
Copy !req
463. because they don't mix.
Copy !req
464. These women
are so different, Monk.
Copy !req
465. They're gonna tear you apart
like a piece of saltwater taffy.
Copy !req
466. I know, I've been a
piece of taffy all day.
Copy !req
467. Natalie's been acting
like Mary Queen of Scots.
Copy !req
468. She wants more money.
Copy !req
469. I mean, she won't lay down
in the dirt when I ask her.
Copy !req
470. I'm losing her.
Copy !req
471. And it's only gonna
get worse.
Copy !req
472. What do I do?
What do I...
Copy !req
473. Well, you're gonna have
to leave one of them here.
Copy !req
474. I can't.
I can't choose.
Copy !req
475. Well, be careful.
Copy !req
476. Can I call you
if it gets weird?
Copy !req
477. No.
Copy !req
478. Uncle Howie
liked the ladies.
Copy !req
479. How do you know?
Copy !req
480. Just trust me.
He liked the ladies.
Copy !req
481. Oh, this is me.
This is my first communion.
Copy !req
482. I wonder why he kept it.
Copy !req
483. You're family.
Copy !req
484. I only met him twice.
Hmm.
Copy !req
485. Look at this.
Copy !req
486. What? What is it?
Copy !req
487. I think
your uncle was broke.
Copy !req
488. Let me see that. No, no, no, let me see.
Copy !req
489. He was my uncle.
He was my uncle.
Copy !req
490. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
491. I'll just hold them all up
and you can both see.
Copy !req
492. I hate this case.
Copy !req
493. It's not a case.
It was an accident.
Copy !req
494. I hate this accident.
Copy !req
495. Cushions.
Copy !req
496. What are those
doing in here?
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497. My God,
he was practicing.
Copy !req
498. Practicing what?
Copy !req
499. Falling.
Copy !req
500. Sharona, I'm sorry, but your
Uncle Howie was a con man.
Copy !req
501. That's what he was doing
on the golf course.
Copy !req
502. He was staging
an accident,
Copy !req
503. so he could sue
the country club.
Copy !req
504. Right, so he was pretending to
fall, and then he really fell.
Copy !req
505. It happens. I guess
con men can trip, too.
Copy !req
506. Okay. Well,
I don't believe it.
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507. You're not perfect.
You could be wrong.
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508. Maybe, but I'm not.
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509. This doesn't mean anything.
Cushions on a floor?
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510. You know what I say?
Copy !req
511. I say that
we keep looking.
Copy !req
512. We go back and we talk to the
golf pro again. He was a witness.
Copy !req
513. No, no,
that won't do any good.
Copy !req
514. Wait a second, wait a
second, wait a second.
Copy !req
515. Is this
just about the money?
Copy !req
516. Yeah, of course
this is about the money.
Copy !req
517. Natalie,
if this was a con game,
Copy !req
518. if he fell on purpose, I
won't see a nickel, Natalie.
Copy !req
519. Yeah, but it's not like
you lost any money.
Copy !req
520. You're just back
where you started.
Copy !req
521. Which is broke!
Copy !req
522. Which is trying to put
my kid through college!
Copy !req
523. Not everyone has
zillionaire parents.
Copy !req
524. Hey, hey, hey, I've never
taken a dime from my parents.
Copy !req
525. Well, then, give them
my number.
Copy !req
526. I hate this case.
Copy !req
527. Oh, yes, I have
all the affidavits.
Copy !req
528. I'm leaving right now.
I'll meet you downstairs.
Copy !req
529. Hey.
Copy !req
530. Oh, hey, uh,
what are you doing here?
Copy !req
531. Are you busy?
Copy !req
532. Uh, yeah, actually, I'm due
in court like 10 minutes ago.
Copy !req
533. Oh.
Copy !req
534. I just need to talk
to someone,
Copy !req
535. and I just remember how good I used
to feel after I talked to you, so...
Copy !req
536. Really?
Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
537. Yeah, okay. Walk me
downstairs. What's going on?
Copy !req
538. Randy, Adrian thinks my uncle's
some kind of scam artist.
Copy !req
539. We went to his apartment, there
were some pillows on the floor,
Copy !req
540. and Adrian thinks he was
practicing how to fall.
Copy !req
541. Well, that makes sense.
Copy !req
542. It does?
Doesn't it?
Copy !req
543. That doesn't mean
he's a con artist.
Copy !req
544. I mean, lots of people... Oh!
Copy !req
545. Lots of people
practice how to fall.
Copy !req
546. Why?
Copy !req
547. In case they fall.
It's common sense.
Copy !req
548. Yeah, but, Sharona,
you got to admit,
Copy !req
549. if Monk thinks your uncle's
running some kind of a scam,
Copy !req
550. he's probably running
some kind of a scam.
Copy !req
551. Oh! Randy, Adrian is
not... He's not infallible.
Copy !req
552. He's been wrong before.
Copy !req
553. Remember the ski instructor? Yeah.
Copy !req
554. Adrian said
he was the guy,
Copy !req
555. and it ended up being
his twin brother.
Copy !req
556. Do you remember
that one?
Copy !req
557. Yeah. No, he was the guy,
remember?
Copy !req
558. There was no brother.
Copy !req
559. He was pretending
to be his own twin.
Copy !req
560. Well, I still don't
believe it.
Copy !req
561. Well, look, you know
Monk's track record.
Copy !req
562. Why would this be the
one case he screws up?
Copy !req
563. Oh, 'cause he's
not thinking straight.
Copy !req
564. Natalie's turned him
against me.
Copy !req
565. Why would she do that?
Copy !req
566. 'Cause she's jealous.
Adrian likes me better.
Copy !req
567. Did he say that?
No, but I can tell.
Copy !req
568. A woman can tell
who likes who.
Copy !req
569. She can?
Copy !req
570. Absolutely.
Copy !req
571. Ah, Perry Walsh, 904.
Copy !req
572. Where you going?
Ninth floor.
Copy !req
573. The elevator's over here.
Copy !req
574. Mr. Monk always
takes the stairs.
Copy !req
575. Yeah, I know he always takes the stairs,
Copy !req
576. but I always made him take the
elevator. It's good for him.
Copy !req
577. Thanks, I appreciate it,
Copy !req
578. but I don't want to make him
uncomfortable. Come on, Mr. Monk.
Copy !req
579. Yeah, but sometimes
he has to be uncomfortable,
Copy !req
580. otherwise
he'll never learn.
Copy !req
581. I'm not his psychiatrist,
I'm his assistant.
Copy !req
582. Then why don't you try
assisting him
Copy !req
583. instead of pandering
to him?
Copy !req
584. How about this? It's
the ninth floor, right?
Copy !req
585. Let's take the elevator
up to four,
Copy !req
586. and then walk up
five flights?
Copy !req
587. Yeah, that sounds fair.
Copy !req
588. Or we take the elevator up to
level five and walk up four flights.
Copy !req
589. Can't argue with that.
Copy !req
590. You treat him
like a child.
Copy !req
591. He's not a child. I did
not say he was a child.
Copy !req
592. I said you're treating
him like a child.
Copy !req
593. Oh, I'm being supportive.
Copy !req
594. No, you're not being
supportive. You're enabling him.
Copy !req
595. Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.
Copy !req
596. We're gonna get
on the elevator
Copy !req
597. and take it up to 18
and walk down nine flights.
Copy !req
598. That way,
everybody's miserable.
Copy !req
599. Mrs. Walsh,
sorry to bother you.
Copy !req
600. Is this a bad time?
Copy !req
601. No, it's fine.
I was just working out.
Copy !req
602. We're here
to see your husband.
Copy !req
603. Come on in.
He's in the kitchen.
Copy !req
604. I'll go get him.
Thanks.
Copy !req
605. Are you okay?
Copy !req
606. Yeah, it was
a long walk.
Copy !req
607. Is the elevator broken?
Copy !req
608. Yeah, no, no.
Copy !req
609. That's a long story.
Copy !req
610. I still don't know
what we're doing here.
Copy !req
611. We already talked
to this guy.
Copy !req
612. We should talk
to him again.
Copy !req
613. He was there.
He witnessed the accident.
Copy !req
614. It wasn't an accident.
It was an accident.
Copy !req
615. Here we go.
Mr. Monk?
Copy !req
616. Ah, you remember
Sharona and Natalie.
Copy !req
617. I mean,
Natalie and Sharona.
Copy !req
618. Hi.
Hi.
Copy !req
619. Nice surprise.
Copy !req
620. Can I get you something
to drink?
Copy !req
621. Ah, no, thank you.
We're fine.
Copy !req
622. We have a few more questions
about the incident.
Copy !req
623. We think that Mr. Fleming
Copy !req
624. might have fallen
on purpose.
Copy !req
625. Really?
Copy !req
626. It's just a theory.
Copy !req
627. On that morning,
Copy !req
628. did you actually see
Mr. Fleming play any golf?
Copy !req
629. Well, now that you
mention it,
Copy !req
630. no, I don't believe I did.
Copy !req
631. Yeah, but he fell, right?
Copy !req
632. I mean, he really fell.
He... He didn't pretend.
Copy !req
633. Well, I was
50 yards away.
Copy !req
634. It looked real to me. I don't
know if he's that good of an actor.
Copy !req
635. On second thought,
I'd love some water.
Copy !req
636. Sure.
Copy !req
637. I'll be right back.
Copy !req
638. Doesn't mean anything.
Don't say that.
Copy !req
639. Be cool! Just... Who are you
to tell me it doesn't mean...
Copy !req
640. Doesn't mean anything.
Copy !req
641. Just be cool.
Copy !req
642. I'm cool.
No, you're not.
Copy !req
643. Look at this.
Copy !req
644. His wife is reading
these books,
Copy !req
645. The Passions of Erica.
It's a series.
Copy !req
646. See? Volume 1, 2, 3, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Copy !req
647. Where is volume four?
Copy !req
648. I'll tell you where it is.
Copy !req
649. It's in your uncle's
apartment.
Copy !req
650. I saw it lying open
by the couch.
Copy !req
651. She left it there.
Copy !req
652. They're having an affair.
Copy !req
653. What? Wait.
Uncle Howie?
Copy !req
654. Do you think
that he knows?
Copy !req
655. He not only knows,
he did something about it.
Copy !req
656. He killed your uncle.
Copy !req
657. What?
Oh! Come on!
Copy !req
658. Think about it. Howard was
sleeping with Carolyn Walsh.
Copy !req
659. What are the odds of her husband
witnessing his fatal accident?
Copy !req
660. It's off the charts.
It's virtually impossible.
Copy !req
661. But they weren't alone.
The caddie was there.
Copy !req
662. Yeah, the caddie saw
the whole thing.
Copy !req
663. That's the beauty of it.
It was a perfect plan.
Copy !req
664. I don't understand.
Copy !req
665. I'll tell you later.
Copy !req
666. No, no, no, no, no.
You have to tell me now.
Copy !req
667. Say,
"Here's what happened. "
Copy !req
668. Look, he's right there.
Copy !req
669. Just tell me.
Copy !req
670. Say,
"Here's what happened. "
Copy !req
671. Here's what happened.
Copy !req
672. Walsh knew his wife
was cheating.
Copy !req
673. Maybe he found a letter
or overheard a phone call.
Copy !req
674. Somehow, he knew,
but he didn't say anything.
Copy !req
675. He kept it a secret.
Copy !req
676. He began planning
his revenge.
Copy !req
677. We've got orange juice
if you'd like.
Copy !req
678. Juice is good. Fresh
squeezed would be good.
Copy !req
679. Keep going.
Copy !req
680. No! He's right there!
Copy !req
681. Okay, get over here.
Copy !req
682. Here, get in here.
Just get in!
Copy !req
683. I'm not getting in there!
Get in!
Copy !req
684. Ow!
Copy !req
685. Okay, keep going.
We're in a closet!
Copy !req
686. I can't do this
in a closet.
Copy !req
687. Yes, you can!
Just tell me what happened.
Copy !req
688. Quickly. Come on.
Copy !req
689. And Walsh came running up
and killed him. The end.
Copy !req
690. Can we go now?
Wait, no!
Copy !req
691. I don't understand.
Neither do I.
Copy !req
692. Just do it again.
Just slow down.
Copy !req
693. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
694. It was Walsh's idea.
He came to your uncle.
Copy !req
695. He said he had a plan
to rip off the country club.
Copy !req
696. Howard would pretend
to fall down the stairs.
Copy !req
697. Walsh would be
the unimpeachable witness.
Copy !req
698. They'd sue the club
and make a fortune.
Copy !req
699. Walsh must have known
Howard was broke.
Copy !req
700. He knew he'd
take the bait.
Copy !req
701. Okay. Where was I?
Copy !req
702. He took the bait.
Copy !req
703. That morning, your
uncle was on the green.
Copy !req
704. He was in position.
Copy !req
705. Meanwhile, Walsh made
sure he and the caddie
Copy !req
706. were close enough
to see everything.
Copy !req
707. Your uncle thought
it was just another scam,
Copy !req
708. but Walsh had other ideas.
Copy !req
709. Can we at least open
the door just a crack?
Copy !req
710. Keep going.
Copy !req
711. The caddie ran off
to get help.
Copy !req
712. That left Walsh alone
with your uncle.
Copy !req
713. It was a perfect plan.
Two witnesses.
Copy !req
714. Walsh himself
and his caddie
Copy !req
715. had seen your uncle
fall down those stairs.
Copy !req
716. Nobody would ever suspect
it was murder. The end.
Copy !req
717. Can we open the door now?
Copy !req
718. Hey. We were just
taking a little tour.
Copy !req
719. Is this oak?
Copy !req
720. Mr. Monk, he knows
that we know.
Copy !req
721. I think we're done here.
Copy !req
722. Are you okay?
Copy !req
723. I'm waiting for
the screaming to stop.
Copy !req
724. There's no screaming.
Copy !req
725. The screaming
inside my head.
Copy !req
726. You were in a closet
in his house.
Copy !req
727. He was standing
right there.
Copy !req
728. He obviously
heard everything.
Copy !req
729. Why didn't you just
leave the apartment?
Copy !req
730. I tried!
I told them to be cool.
Copy !req
731. I actually said,
"Be cool. "
Copy !req
732. Just step outside the house.
Talk in the elevator!
Copy !req
733. He doesn't take
the elevator.
Copy !req
734. Well, we don't have a case
because you tipped him off.
Copy !req
735. I just got off
the phone with him.
Copy !req
736. It's a brick wall.
They're all lawyered up.
Copy !req
737. What about his wife?
Copy !req
738. She's not talking either.
Copy !req
739. That's 'cause he probably
threatened her.
Copy !req
740. If this is a homicide,
and I believe you're right,
Copy !req
741. because you always are,
we're up against it.
Copy !req
742. We've got nothing! We
have no physical evidence!
Copy !req
743. Why you looking at me?
It wasn't my fault.
Copy !req
744. What does that mean?
Nothing.
Copy !req
745. What, are you
blaming me now?
Copy !req
746. Whoa! Wait a minute.
It's not her fault.
Copy !req
747. I mean, her uncle died. She's got the
right to ask a couple of questions.
Copy !req
748. Randy, you weren't there.
Copy !req
749. Neither were you.
No, I wasn't there!
Copy !req
750. Monk!
Monk, what do you think?
Copy !req
751. Monk!
Copy !req
752. Taxi!
Copy !req
753. You on duty?
Yeah.
Copy !req
754. Thank you.
Copy !req
755. Where we going?
Copy !req
756. Well, I have $52.
How far will that take me?
Copy !req
757. I don't know. Let's find out.
Copy !req
758. Okay.
Copy !req
759. Okay, if we hear anything,
we'll let you know.
Copy !req
760. Is that the captain?
Randy.
Copy !req
761. What did he say?
Copy !req
762. No news.
Copy !req
763. Well, he can't go too far.
Copy !req
764. He can't sleep without
his Trudy pillow.
Copy !req
765. Or that
special red toothbrush.
Copy !req
766. Or his little
flossing kit.
Copy !req
767. Or the sound machine
with that foghorn noises.
Copy !req
768. Actually, that one broke.
Copy !req
769. And they discontinued
the model.
Copy !req
770. Really?
What did you do?
Copy !req
771. I went out and bought an actual
foghorn and made my own tape.
Copy !req
772. Oh, my...
Copy !req
773. I'm not kidding.
Copy !req
774. I have an actual foghorn
sitting in my garage.
Copy !req
775. I do not know
how you put up with him.
Copy !req
776. I don't know
how I put up with him.
Copy !req
777. Actually, I do.
Copy !req
778. I loved him.
Copy !req
779. I swear, this was
the best job I ever had.
Copy !req
780. Every day was an adventure.
Copy !req
781. Funny thing is,
adventures are never fun
Copy !req
782. when you're having 'em,
you know?
Copy !req
783. Sharona, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
784. Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Copy !req
785. I'm the one
who should be sorry.
Copy !req
786. I was totally out of line.
Copy !req
787. You're doing
a really good job with him.
Copy !req
788. Natalie, you're really
patient with him.
Copy !req
789. It's more than I ever was.
Copy !req
790. No, I'm not.
Copy !req
791. Yeah, you are.
You're a saint.
Copy !req
792. Sharona, the reason why
I can be nice to Mr. Monk
Copy !req
793. and I can be patient
with him
Copy !req
794. is because you did
the hard part.
Copy !req
795. You were here
right after Trudy
Copy !req
796. when he couldn't even
get out of bed.
Copy !req
797. I don't know.
Copy !req
798. I think I might've been
too tough on him.
Copy !req
799. You needed to be tough.
He was in a bad place.
Copy !req
800. You got him here.
Copy !req
801. You got him to me.
Copy !req
802. Mr. Monk.
Copy !req
803. You found me.
Copy !req
804. Have you been here
all day?
Copy !req
805. I've been here
for 12 years.
Copy !req
806. Mr. Monk, you can come
home now. We're fine.
Copy !req
807. Hey, I know
you saw us fighting,
Copy !req
808. I know you got scared,
Copy !req
809. and we're really
sorry about it.
Copy !req
810. Yeah, but we talked
about it,
Copy !req
811. and we decided we really
have to nail this guy Walsh.
Copy !req
812. Absolutely. I don't
care about the lawsuit.
Copy !req
813. I don't care about that
money. You were right.
Copy !req
814. Howie Fleming
was my uncle.
Copy !req
815. He wasn't perfect,
but he was family,
Copy !req
816. and we can't let Walsh
get away with it.
Copy !req
817. So we want to go back
to the country club.
Copy !req
818. Mmm-hmm. I mean, maybe we
overlooked a clue or something.
Copy !req
819. What kind of clue?
Copy !req
820. We don't know.
That's where you come in.
Copy !req
821. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Copy !req
822. Let's go home.
We'll make you dinner.
Copy !req
823. Is Tuesday still
chicken pot pie?
Copy !req
824. Why,
what have you heard?
Copy !req
825. Of course it is. I don't
even know why I asked.
Copy !req
826. Even a canceled card can
come in handy sometimes.
Copy !req
827. Where do we start?
Copy !req
828. I'll tell you where
we start. Right here.
Copy !req
829. This one's locked.
Copy !req
830. Well, hold on.
Copy !req
831. Where'd you learn that? Self-taught.
Copy !req
832. Fujikawa.
Copy !req
833. The battery was dead.
Piece-of-crap phone.
Copy !req
834. Thanks for nothing,
Fujikawa cellular.
Copy !req
835. It's from the caddie's
cell phone.
Copy !req
836. Walsh must've
switched batteries.
Copy !req
837. That morning, Walsh put a new
battery in the caddie's phone.
Copy !req
838. One that wasn't
charged yet.
Copy !req
839. He had to be sure the caddie
couldn't call for help.
Copy !req
840. Is that it?
Is that proof?
Copy !req
841. No. He could explain this.
Copy !req
842. But maybe...
Copy !req
843. What, what, what, what?
Copy !req
844. The caddie's cell phone. If the
new battery is still inside it,
Copy !req
845. it would have Walsh's
fingerprints all over it.
Copy !req
846. He'd have a hard time
explaining that.
Copy !req
847. My God, we have to
find that caddie.
Copy !req
848. Hey, Mr. Walsh,
how you doing?
Copy !req
849. Oh, my God.
Walsh.
Copy !req
850. Don't let him get to the
caddie. We gotta stop him!
Copy !req
851. Walsh!
Copy !req
852. To move to
three under.
Copy !req
853. And... Nice putt!
Excellent.
Copy !req
854. We play to 14.
Copy !req
855. It's all over, Walsh.
Copy !req
856. Oh, God.
Copy !req
857. Mr. Monk,
are you okay?
Copy !req
858. Let him go.
Just let him go.
Copy !req
859. He wins.
It's over, it's over.
Copy !req
860. We're not
letting him go.
Copy !req
861. Gary! Your cell phone!
Copy !req
862. I need your phone!
Copy !req
863. Faster!
Copy !req
864. Okay.
Copy !req
865. Okay. We got him.
We did it.
Copy !req
866. I was back there...
Copy !req
867. I was making sure
he didn't double back.
Copy !req
868. What do you say?
Copy !req
869. Are we gonna talk
to this caddie?
Copy !req
870. Come on,
let's not dilly-dally.
Copy !req
871. Let's go.
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872. Let's go!
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873. Sit down.
Beautiful.
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874. Mr. Hanks.
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875. Yeah,
we need your phone.
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876. My phone?
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877. Yeah, the police are
gonna keep it for a while.
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878. What do you mean they're
gonna keep it for a while?
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879. It's a long story.
Don't worry.
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880. The City of San Francisco will
provide you with an upgrade.
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881. Adrian.
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882. You were right.
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883. He's my uncle. I know
I only met him twice,
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884. but twice is enough.
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885. I guess I never...
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886. Oh!
Oh!
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887. Sharona!
Oh, my God.
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888. Are you okay?
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889. Oh, God,
I think I broke my arm.
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890. Oh, my God. I can't believe
they never fixed that step.
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891. This is my lucky day.
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892. Benjy's going to college.
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893. Oh, God.
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894. You sure you don't
need a ride?
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895. Oh, no, no, no, my
friend is picking me up.
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896. Oh, Sharona,
it was great to see you.
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897. You too, boss.
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898. You know, I have to say, I'm
gonna sleep a lot better now.
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899. The truth is I was really worried
about you, but not anymore.
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900. You're... You're
in really good hands.
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901. My ride's here.
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902. Okay.
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903. Okay, get ready.
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904. Here comes the hug.
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905. Listen, I'm gonna come back
in a couple of weeks, okay?
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906. I've a lawsuit
I gotta file.
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907. I'll be here.
I'm sure you will.
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908. Natalie, if things get
too crazy,
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909. I want you to call me.
Promise?
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910. I'll put you on speed dial. Travel safe.
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911. Hey!
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912. Bye.
Bye.
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913. That ought
to do it.
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914. All right.
Let's go.
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