Modern Family 1x7

Directed by Randall Einhorn

Mo Collins as Denise • Nolan North as Donald Flum • Amy Landers as Krista Flum • Monti Sharp as Tournament Official

The whole family comes out to support Manny's newfound interest - fencing. It turns out he's quite masterful in the sport, but Jay's proud enthusiasm triggers an old childhood wound for Mitchell. Meanwhile Phil is determined to find where Luke's hidden talents lie.

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1. Bravo! Bravo!

2. - Bravo!

3. Bravo!

4. Bravo, Manny! Bravo!

5. Well, when I heard Manny wanted to fence, I was, like,

6. "Sure. Uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon. How can this go wrong?"

7. What do you think no w?

8. I'm proud of our little Zorro. I worked with him a little, but the kid's got skills.

9. It's in his blood. His father was a master swordsman.

10. He was an artist with his sword.

11. I mean, the way he throws the sword.

12. I mean, he was legendary.

13. You know this nice moment I'm having with your son?

14. You're kind of wrecking it. Sorry.

15. Did you know that fencing goes back to the 12th century?

16. You know what's even nerdier than fencing? Knowing when it began.

17. I don't think you're a nerd, Alex. Shut up, dork.

18. All right. That's my boy!

19. Would this be easier...

20. if we suspended you from a crane?

21. Any monkey can shoot a home mo vie.

22. I pride myself on shooting home films.

23. But, Cameron, you always just take things a little too far. No, I don't.

24. Okay, your nephew's first birthday. That's not fair.

25. You brought a wind machine. To be fair, my vision was-

26. Cameron, you brought a wind machine.

27. Who puts wheels on cribs?

28. ¡Ay! Sorry. Sorry.

29. That's okay.

30. No. No, no, no, no! My phone die d.

31. No biggie. Your battery probably just statically defracticated.

32. What?

33. It means you can recharge it with static electricity.

34. Just rub it on your hair.

35. Yes!

36. You know, I used to go to the houses of my friends, I'd see their kids' trophies,

37. and it used to bug me, you know, because there was never a trophy in my house.

38. Not until this one.

39. Oh, that's a good grip.

40. Can we switch seats?

41. Cam, people are staring.

42. I know you 're not supposed to care,

43. but it's kind of cool to have a kid in your house who's the best at something.

44. You know what I mean?

45. Yeah, our kids are great. They're the greatest.

46. Gosh, we're blessed. We are. But, um,

47. are they the best at something?

48. I'd have to think about that.

49. Well, Alex is great at every single thing she tries,

50. so, you know, she'll find her specialty. She will.

51. And Haley is-

52. Haley is so pretty.

53. Gorgeous, gorgeous girl. Oh, gosh.

54. So she can meet someone who's the best at something. That's right.

55. And then, uh, I guess that leaves Luke.

56. We dropped the ball a little bit on that one. Yeah, a little bit.

57. ? Hey, hey?

58. ? Hey, hey Hey, hey?

59. ? Hey, hey Hey?

60. Bravo!

61. How about a nice round of applause for our winner, Manny Delgado.

62. Manny now moves on to the championship,

63. where he'll be competing against Caroline Markum.

64. We'll see you all back here at 4:30.

65. - All right. - Bravo.

66. What she said.

67. Wow. This means more to Dad than it does to Manny.

68. Yeah, it's his chance to be father of a champion. Well, second chance.

69. We all know how the first time went. Did I say something wrong?

70. No, no. I'm- I'm very happy for Manny.

71. Everything's always about Claire. Geez.

72. I wanna thank you guys for coming by and supporting the kid.

73. You guys are the best! Why, Claire?

74. Really?

75. That took a while. She's been asleep for 20 minutes.

76. It just took me some time to sneak out without waking her up.

77. Kind of like the first time you slept over here.

78. I had a meeting.

79. All right. Let's talk about why you got your panties in a bunch.

80. What's up with you and your sister?

81. Nothing is up. Mm-hmm.

82. Or could this have something to do with... ice skating?

83. - When Mitchell and Claire were kids- - This is interesting to no one.

84. Excuse, please. Let me finish. Thank you.

85. When Mitchell was 10- Eleven.

86. and Claire was 13, they were competitive ice dancers- Figure skaters!

87. Oh, for God's sakes, I'll tell the story. Yes,

88. my sister and I were actually a very good team.

89. We were called "Fire and Nice."

90. I was Fire, because of the red hair, and Claire was Nice,

91. because it was ironic and she wasn't.

92. And Mitchell is still upset because Claire quit the team right before some meet.

93. "Some meet." The 13-and-under regional championships.

94. Just the Emerald City at the end of my yellow brick road.

95. Wow. You did it. What?

96. You made figure skating sound even gayer.

97. So, seeing your dad so proud of Manny...

98. didn't stir up any resentment?

99. Mm-mmm. Oh.

100. Okay, fine. You always do this. Instead of letting your feelings out, you bury them,

101. and then they bubble up later in hurtful ways. Okay, you know what? Yes.

102. All right, listen. I might still be holding a little resentment, but that's...

103. embarrassing and petty and it's not a good color on me.

104. It's kind of like you and yellow.

105. You love me in my yellow shirt.

106. It makes you look like the sun.

107. Bubbling. Hurtful bubbling.

108. - Now you know why I left early that morning. - Ha!

109. I knew you didn't have a meeting, Cam. I knew it.

110. There must be something wrong with this phone.

111. I've rubbed it on my head for, like, an hour.

112. What? Alex.

113. - Oh, you're such a geek.

114. At least I didn't give myself a bald spot.

115. Oh, my God! Mom!

116. Alex, don't be mean. Haley, stop making yourself such an easy target.

117. This feels right, buddy. I'm telling you, this feels right.

118. What are you guys doing? Pursuing excellence.

119. We make a list of areas the boy might excel at and... baseball. Love it.

120. Yeah. I read it only takes 10,000 hours to achieve excellence.

121. You've already got, what, how many hours playing ball?

122. Well, I played, like, one season, so, like, 6,000 hours?

123. Yeah. I can see why you ruled out math.

124. Yeah, of course I want Luke to be successful.

125. But I don't think that a parent can just force that.

126. I think you just have to have faith that the kid's gonna find his own way.

127. Besides, Luke already is the best at something- being my son.

128. It sounded a lot less lame in my head.

129. I have got a good feeling about this.

130. This is gonna be your sport.

131. Last year, you said basketball was my sport.

132. Look, I've said a lot of things I wish I could take back but I can't.

133. What I can do...

134. is be the dad you need me to be to help you become masterful.

135. You wanna be masterful? I guess.

136. There's my killer! Okay.

137. Our journey of 10,000 hours...

138. begins with a single pitch.

139. I believe in my boy.

140. I ain't gonna quit you.

141. Let's burn one in here.

142. That's good. That's a good start.

143. Okay, you rest that cannon while I run this down, okay?

144. Okay, let's keep all the batters right here.

145. Oh, should've- should've worn my cup. Should've worn my cup.

146. Home run!

147. This one's really in here, buddy.

148. Okay. Very, very, very, very good first hour.

149. Toss me your glove. I'll put some oil on it.

150. Yeah.

151. Ay, abuela, es que Io que yo te diga es poco!

152. Esto hubiera sido la locura en Barranquilla.

153. No, es que tú no sabes. ¡Mejor que su padre!

154. Bueno, hasta luego, porque aquí ya Ilegó Jay. A diós.

155. Everything okay? Yes

156. I was telling my grandmother how great was Manny today

157. So that wasn't angry talk? No, silly That was happy talk

158. I'm beginning to understand why there's so much conflict on your continent

159. Here Check this out

160. Ah, Jay

161. Jay loves to make T-shirts for special occasions

162. Come on, baby Show them

163. A few years back, my granddaughter Haley ran a 5K, so I had a few of these made up

164. It's just fun

165. I love it when you're so proud of Manny You know, I'm not gonna lie

166. Seeing him out there slicing those kids to pieces, you know, it gets to ya

167. - Gracias, mi amor. - I'm sorry to interrupt.

168. It's okay, papi. Hey, champ! I got a little something for you

169. And I have something for you Here

170. I will not be needing it anymore

171. - But the finals? - I am retired

172. Wait, wait, wait.

173. You can't retire

174. - It's just not fun anymore - Well, that's probably just butterflies

175. Come on You're gonna be fine

176. Look, if he doesn't want to, it's his decision

177. Ah, the hell it is

178. He shouldn't be doing anything that makes him nervous Papi, I support you

179. I'm not nervous I just don't want to fight a girl

180. What?

181. Defeating a woman will be a mark on my honor Why?

182. Because men are always so superior to woman?

183. - Uh- - Uh, uh

184. So superior that you cannot even finish your sentence?

185. Dude

186. Manny, you always call yourself the lover of women,

187. but if you don't compete with this girl,

188. you're showing me and all the woman that you don't respect us

189. I'm sorry

190. Okay, so, take back your sword

191. - and go fight this girl like a bull - Okay

192. Can't hear you! Okay!

193. - I can't hear you! - That's really as loud as I can go

194. What does it take to make a great salesman? It's no big secret.

195. You just follow the ABC's of salesmanship- Always Be Closing

196. Don't Ever Forget Great Home Ideas Just Keep Lurking, Mostly Nearby

197. Often People Question Realtors' Sincerity

198. Take Umbrage Violators Will-

199. Oh, shoot X- X-

200. And this is the great room,

201. although "great" hardly seems to do a room like this justice

202. Weird, squiggly painting not included

203. I actually love it I do too It's really beautiful

204. Um, all custom built-ins, and you will notice just-

205. just tons of natural light, so that's great

206. Did I need the sale? Yes Was I worried? No

207. Why? Because Because why?

208. Because I won't sell anything I don't believe in

209. And when I believe, you believe

210. I could sell a fur coat to an Eskimo

211. Yeah, Phil, I'm sorry. It's a beautiful house.

212. But I'm just not sure how kid-friendly it is, and we have two small children

213. I mean, these stairs alone- Dad, this place is awesome

214. Not now, Luke Did you see the backyard? It's got room for 10 tree houses

215. And the bedroom's got a window on the ceiling I wish we could live here

216. - I wish you'd go back out to the patio where- - Do you really?

217. Oh, yeah Our house sucks compared to this one

218. - Hmm - It really does

219. There you are

220. I'm gonna get changed and then we'll go back to Manny's match, okay?

221. Dad doesn't want me to go What? Why?

222. Remember when you were all worried that our son's a dud?

223. Okay That's not exactly the way I remember it

224. Turns out he's a natural

225. At what? At selling

226. Hey, titans of residential real estate

227. That's right, I'm talking to you, Sandy Brewster, Skip Woosnum, J J McCubbin

228. Hear those footsteps? That's Luke Dunphy, and he's gonna drink your milk shake

229. That's amazing

230. Right? Incredible

231. So, the buyer's coming back in an hour with her husband, and I need him

232. I am telling you, that kid is a genius

233. There's the rainmaker

234. - Why is your iPod in your mouth? - I'm charging it

235. Alex Alex!

236. So, there's no part of you that wants to clear the air with your sister?

237. Nope Okay, fine That's your family's way I'll respect that

238. But you should know, it's hard on the people who love you

239. Cam- We feel the tension We hear the words that cut like knives

240. Hey, guys! I brought orange slices.

241. Okay, you know what? I can't bear this

242. Claire, Mitchell still resents you for quitting the figure skating team when you were kids

243. Ladies, come inside with me, please. Work it out Come on

244. Thanks, Cam Is he serious?

245. Is that what your little jab was about this morning? Okay No Yes Okay, yes Yes

246. I guess I'm still a little angry But, you know, you stole my moment, Claire

247. Yeah, 21 years ago Okay, but it doesn't matter to you

248. because you had your own moments

249. You had cheerleading and high school plays and making out with the quarterback

250. You made out with him too. Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret

251. You shouldn't have quit It was selfish You wanna know why I quit?

252. I quit to protect you From what?

253. Glory? Fame? Press conferences? What? Come on I was bigger than you

254. I was bigger than you, and I was afraid you wouldn't be able to lift me

255. You were dropping me in practice- I dropped you twice

256. and I didn't want you to humiliate yourself in front of all those people

257. Three times You dropped me all the time

258. Come on Could you just forgive me and move on?

259. Of course Yes, yes Yes, of- I'm sorry I'm sorry

260. Oh This must seem so petty, huh?

261. Well, it's a little silly, but we all have our thing, don't we?

262. I'm just glad you're getting it out of you

263. Are you trying to lift me? You are You're trying to lift me Oh!

264. Stay focused, stay loose and stay angry

265. Who's the toughest? I am

266. Who's the bravest? I am

267. Who's the baddest?

268. Can you guys ask all the questions now so I don't have to keep lifting this?

269. Go Go get 'em!

270. There we go You all set? Yeah.

271. Okay, go get 'em Good luck

272. Excuse me Is this seat taken? No Sit

273. Oh, thank you

274. Oh, is Manny yours? Yes.

275. Oh, he's quite good I saw him earlier

276. Thank you Yeah

277. Is she your little girl? Oh, Caroline? No No

278. Sadly, her parents passed away

279. I'm her nurse down at the children's hospital

280. But all of my patients are like family to me

281. Well, our boys are enjoying themselves.

282. Yeah I can talk about crown moldings and recessed lighting until the cows come home,

283. but nothing compares with that sound right there

284. Ow! Ow!

285. Oh Hey, buddy Oh, he's fine Ow

286. My foot I think it's backwards

287. It's not backwards Wh-What happened?

288. It's the stupid floors! They're too slippery.

289. Oak Also known as nature's pillow

290. It's like ice Now, let's not start blaming the floors

291. You shouldn't have been running I saw a ghost

292. Ghosts Hey, Phil Dunphy Okay, that's me

293. That's acting like a natural shoehorn

294. Okay Probably better all take our shoes off for this part of the tour Follow me

295. She's our little miracle.

296. Oh I only wish her father had made it back from Afghanistan to see this

297. Oh, there's our cheering section

298. Over here, you guys. Hi

299. Oh, my God We have to stop him

300. Maybe I can pull the fire alarm

301. Expect no mercy

302. Bring it on, big boy

303. - I'm-I'm glad Dad 's proud of Manny. I am.

304. I just- It would have been nice to see him that proud of us

305. By us, I mean me.

306. And you sincerely thought that the path to Dad's approval

307. was going to be through figure skating?

308. Mitchell, I am fairly confident that Dad's proudest moment

309. was when you finally took off the flame-red unitard

310. I am not claiming that any of this is rational

311. I'm-I'm sorry I'm sorry for being such a pill, okay?

312. Um, actually, I always felt very guilty for quitting

313. I know how much you loved figure skating

314. I never really loved skating

315. Uh, what?

316. Um, all right, this is gonna sound a little gay

317. But, um, when-when you and I skated together,

318. you weren't the mean older sister and I wasn't the clingy little brother

319. We were- We were a team, and-

320. Well, let's face it, we've kind of grown apart in the past few years

321. And with Mom and Dad's divorce, we were on opposing sides

322. And I- I just- I miss being on your team

323. That's

324. a little gay There we go

325. Claire, where are you going?

326. Claire?

327. No way

328. Get up

329. Really? Mm-hmm

330. Don't drop me

331. Put it away or lose it

332. Somebody's got to put a stop to this

333. That's it, Mitchell

334. So, can we take you and Caroline out for ice cream?

335. We can't She's diabetic

336. Of course she is

337. A round of applause for our winner, Manny Delgado.

338. Let's get out of here. Get this thing in the trunk.

339. I can't decide if I'm feeling more proud or mortified

340. How about now?

341. We tell our kids it doesn't matter if you win or lose,

342. but let's be honest.

343. Winning feels pretty great.

344. There's nothing like that golden moment in the sun.

345. I think e very parent probably wants that for their child.

346. And maybe a little bit for ourselves too.

347. Sometimes we push too hard.

348. And that leads to a lot of resentment and guilt. Yes! Yes!

349. So, how much is too much? Here's where I come out

350. Guilt fades.

351. Hardware is forever.

352. You're mad, aren't you? I'm not mad

353. Yes, you are No, I'm not

354. You're a little jealous I'm happy for the two of you

355. All right, come on We'll do one Stay there

356. For real? Yep

357. Feel better? Yeah Oh, do me now Come on

358. What are you talking about?

359. Are you serious?

360. - Cam, no