1. So, like, ever since Morishige
was dumped by Miura-san,Copy !req
2. he's been texting Hiroko nonstop.Copy !req
3. What? Ew.Copy !req
4. I guess Matsuzaki-san is single now, too.Copy !req
5. Oh, yeah. Hey, Tsubomi.
Wanna go to karaoke after school?Copy !req
6. Huh? Uh, sorry, I'm actually
a bit under the weather.Copy !req
7. I'll pass.Copy !req
8. Huh? Really? You should hang out
with us every once in a while.Copy !req
9. Oh, shit! Snot just exploded everywhere!Copy !req
10. Come on. You don't have to
sing, so just come with us.Copy !req
11. Maybe next time.
Hey, do you two have any tissues?Copy !req
12. Nope.Copy !req
13. I'm going to go throw this in the garbage,
so put the cleaning tools away for me.Copy !req
14. We'll go with you. Let's walk slow
so we can kill some time.Copy !req
15. Why are you covering your face?Copy !req
16. Hm? Oh, no reason.Copy !req
17. Wait, what is it? I'm so curious now.Copy !req
18. Come on, move your hand!Copy !req
19. O-Oh, no... If they see my
face covered in snot...Copy !req
20. Wanna see a picture of Takane Tsubomi's
face just covered in snot from yesterday?Copy !req
21. Ew, gross!Copy !req
22. Oh, shit!Copy !req
23. You can't be serious!Copy !req
24. That's bound to happen.Copy !req
25. Hey, you two...Copy !req
26. The teacher was looking for you.Copy !req
27. Ugh, lame.Copy !req
28. Well, this sucks.Copy !req
29. Wait, Tsubomi-chan.Copy !req
30. Sorry, now's not a good time.Copy !req
31. Here you go. Some tissues.Copy !req
32. Thank you so much, Mob-kun.Copy !req
33. Oh, sure.Copy !req
34. You know, it's been a
while since we talked.Copy !req
35. Yeah.Copy !req
36. Thanks.Copy !req
37. Well, I'll see you later.Copy !req
38. See you later?Copy !req
39. Mob-kun!Copy !req
40. You got a second?Copy !req
41. Mezato-san.Copy !req
42. On Sunday night,Copy !req
43. there's going to be a huge gathering
for the Psycho Helmet Religion.Copy !req
44. Will you come?Copy !req
45. Sorry, I'm just not interested.Copy !req
46. Please! Just for a little bit!Copy !req
47. Cough! Ahem...Copy !req
48. Erm...Copy !req
49. Tome-san.Copy !req
50. Mob-kun, do you realize you promised you'd
help me find telepathists on Sunday?Copy !req
51. Oh, right...Copy !req
52. Anyway, think it over.
I'll call your house.Copy !req
53. Kageyama-kun.Copy !req
54. Emi-san? What brings you here?Copy !req
55. I was just observing. You're totally popular.Copy !req
56. Way to go, Kageyama-kun.Copy !req
57. Sorry?Copy !req
58. Oh, look at you playing dumb.Copy !req
59. Popular? Me?Copy !req
60. But you know... I did actually
talk to a lot of girls today.Copy !req
61. And even though it wasn't for long, I got
to talk to Tsubomi-chan alone, too.Copy !req
62. Nii-san! Are you heading home?
Let's walk home together.Copy !req
63. Ritsu...Copy !req
64. Would you lend me your ear for a second?Copy !req
65. What's up?Copy !req
66. I...Copy !req
67. might be getting popular...Copy !req
68. Huh?Copy !req
69. Er, sorry! Forget I ever said anything.Copy !req
70. Uh, Nii-san!Copy !req
71. I'm sure I just got the wrong idea again.
How embarrassing.Copy !req
72. I-I'm being watched?Copy !req
73. The girls passing by keep glancing at me?Copy !req
74. Kageyama-kun's so hot.Copy !req
75. I'm not imagining it.Copy !req
76. They're whispering as
they glance over at me.Copy !req
77. Right? Ritsu-kun's great and so refined.Copy !req
78. Could it be... I'm right? No...Copy !req
79. I'm definitely popular.Copy !req
80. Shigeo-kun's so hot.Copy !req
81. Finally... Congrats, Nii-san.Copy !req
82. Is that the Divine Tree?Copy !req
83. It's huge!Copy !req
84. Let's take a picture!Copy !req
85. Yeah!Copy !req
86. Well? Isn't the view great?Copy !req
87. It's lovely.Copy !req
88. We're currently selling a roll cake
inspired by the Divine Tree.Copy !req
89. It might even be lucky!Copy !req
90. The Divine Tree is on our side.
It will answer our prayers!Copy !req
91. The helix of life embraced by the earth...Copy !req
92. We are nothing but tiny beings
of life says the Divine Tree.Copy !req
93. When many desires and wishes gather in
one place, a new divinity is born.Copy !req
94. This broccoli ended up becoming
the symbol of some god.Copy !req
95. Its believers' energy of desire is colossal.Copy !req
96. And with this energy, the Divine
Tree continues to grow even more.Copy !req
97. However, this thing's just a huge broccoli
and has no power to actually lead the people.Copy !req
98. So, I'll just take that
energy and put it to good use.Copy !req
99. If this world needs a god so badly,
then I'll do the shepherding myself.Copy !req
100. I'll produce a founder for the religious
organization missing theirs,Copy !req
101. the Psycho Helmet Religion.Copy !req
102. Shige, you've got a phone call.Copy !req
103. It's a girl!Copy !req
104. Hello?Copy !req
105. Oh, Mezato-san.Copy !req
106. So you want to talk about that one thing.Copy !req
107. I keep telling you this,
but I'm not cut out for that.Copy !req
108. Wait! Things really are changing, though.Copy !req
109. Ever since the Divine Tree
showed up in our city,Copy !req
110. a bunch of people have claimed to be the
founder of the Psycho Helmet Religion.Copy !req
111. And now, they're going to hold an auditionCopy !req
112. to decide on the founder.Copy !req
113. At this rate,Copy !req
114. someone else is going to end up being
the founder of the Psycho Helmet Religion!Copy !req
115. I can't let that happen! That'd be so lame!Copy !req
116. I'll call you back from my cellphone.Copy !req
117. There are over 500,000 believers!Copy !req
118. Wouldn't it be interesting if the founder
were a second-year middle school boy?Copy !req
119. And you also happen to be a psychic!Copy !req
120. That's so mysterious and cool!Copy !req
121. I'm certain that'll make you
super popular with the girls.Copy !req
122. Even with Takane-san, too!Copy !req
123. Huh?Copy !req
124. What's wrong?Copy !req
125. Wait, Mezato-san, do you also...Copy !req
126. Er, never mind.Copy !req
127. What?Copy !req
128. Anyway, what everyone needs isn't
some phony. It's you, Mob-kun.Copy !req
129. You need to come to founder audition, okay?Copy !req
130. Everyone needs me...Copy !req
131. Maybe it won't be so bad
to be the founder...Copy !req
132. Well said, Shigeo!Copy !req
133. Dimple? You startled me.Copy !req
134. I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?Copy !req
135. What happened? That's my line.
What's with the face and voice, man?Copy !req
136. What happened?Copy !req
137. I see.Copy !req
138. You got the wrong idea because
she said, "See you later."Copy !req
139. No, that's not a misunderstanding.
That's the truth.Copy !req
140. Thinking that just because
you talked to a girlCopy !req
141. happens all the time to prepubescent boys.Copy !req
142. Those stares you think you're seeing
are also a misunderstanding.Copy !req
143. Seriously, no one even notices you,
more than you can imagine.Copy !req
144. Why would you say that? You weren't there.Copy !req
145. I'm telling you this because
I care about you.Copy !req
146. You're not actually popular right now.Copy !req
147. What did you want, anyway?Copy !req
148. Good question. Oh, right.
About the founder audition!Copy !req
149. Huh? What about it?Copy !req
150. You can't just sit there quietly, can you?Copy !req
151. It's time to make our move!Copy !req
152. This is our time to rise to the top!
Let's go together.Copy !req
153. Why?Copy !req
154. Huh?Copy !req
155. This has nothing to do with you, Dimple.Copy !req
156. But the predecessor to the
Psycho Helmet Religion, (LOL),Copy !req
157. was created by me...Copy !req
158. But you gathered people there by
brainwashing them, didn't you?Copy !req
159. Apparently with the Psycho Helmet Religion,Copy !req
160. everyone gathered on their own and
they're all having fun peacefully,Copy !req
161. so getting in the way is bad.Copy !req
162. B-But having a proficient
leader is important.Copy !req
163. What those people want is someone
who has divine powers.Copy !req
164. I know.Copy !req
165. And that's why it can't be you, Dimple.Copy !req
166. The one everyone is seeking
is me, not you, Dimple.Copy !req
167. This little shit...Copy !req
168. Please. You think you have the
power to control the masses?Copy !req
169. I didn't say anything about
being their founder.Copy !req
170. I know I'm not cut out for that.Copy !req
171. And that's whyCopy !req
172. if you and I join forces,
a super-elite religion will be born!Copy !req
173. Which means...Copy !req
174. It'll be the inception of a new god!Copy !req
175. So is this god you, Dimple?Copy !req
176. Er...Copy !req
177. What, exactly, do you want to do as god?Copy !req
178. I haven't decided that yet...Copy !req
179. But I'd probably end up with powers
beyond my wildest imagination.Copy !req
180. Well, I'm not interested in power,Copy !req
181. so I'm not going to be
able to help you out.Copy !req
182. Wha— Are you trying to
keep me out of this?Copy !req
183. Keep this up, and some other
jackass is gonna take over!Copy !req
184. They're gonna keep all of this
divine energy to themselves!Copy !req
185. So the reason you're stronger now is you
stole some of the energy from the broccoli.Copy !req
186. That's fine and all, but...Copy !req
187. You're also trying to take
them over, too, aren't you?Copy !req
188. No! I'm just... You see...Copy !req
189. So what makes you different
from the other guys?Copy !req
190. Dimple...Copy !req
191. Why don't you give
your schemes a rest already?Copy !req
192. Dimple.Copy !req
193. Haven't seen you in a while...Copy !req
194. So how's night school going, Serizawa?Copy !req
195. It's a bit nerve-racking,
but I think I'll make it through.Copy !req
196. I've sort of given up on making
friends, but I'll do my best.Copy !req
197. What about you, Mob?
Anything interesting lately?Copy !req
198. Yes, sort of...Copy !req
199. What is it? Tell us already.Copy !req
200. It's rare of you to ask us this
yourself, Master Reigen.Copy !req
201. There's so little going on that
I'm bored out of my mind.Copy !req
202. I mean, look at these jobs.Copy !req
203. We've got like four requests to find outCopy !req
204. if the sudden deterioration of some buildings
is due to some supernatural phenomena.Copy !req
205. They must've gotten the idea
that we just do odd jobs.Copy !req
206. I guess we don't just do odd jobs...Copy !req
207. I don't have any other work for you
two today, so you can go home.Copy !req
208. All right.Copy !req
209. Oh, wait a sec.Copy !req
210. That is, after I hear whatever interesting
thing is going on in your life, Mob.Copy !req
211. What? You think you've finally
become popular lately?Copy !req
212. Right. Welp, we're done for the day.
Good work, boys.Copy !req
213. If you'll excuse me.Copy !req
214. Oh, there's one other thing.Copy !req
215. Tomorrow, I'll be attending a gathering
for some religious group.Copy !req
216. Wha... Uh, are you okay with that?Copy !req
217. I got invited.Copy !req
218. Apparently, this group was
formed because of my actions,Copy !req
219. so they want me to be their founder.Copy !req
220. And are you going to be their founder?Copy !req
221. I could if I wanted to... But I should
probably meet everyone first.Copy !req
222. Good God, he's on a high horse.Copy !req
223. Psycho... what was it again?Copy !req
224. The Psycho Helmet Religion.Copy !req
225. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
226. Talk about half-assed...Copy !req
227. Yikes, don't do it, Mob.Copy !req
228. This is clearly shady as...Copy !req
229. Hm?Copy !req
230. 580,000 believers? It's that popular?Copy !req
231. They've even got monetary donations...Copy !req
232. I-I...Copy !req
233. smell a delicious business
opportunity here.Copy !req
234. Go to that gathering!Copy !req
235. A true man should be the founder of
a religious group at least once!Copy !req
236. And!Copy !req
237. Make sure you tell your believers
that you have a master, too!Copy !req
238. Right...Copy !req
239. So, what are you going to wear?Copy !req
240. This is going to be your
time in the spotlight.Copy !req
241. Huh?Copy !req
242. Looks like they're going
to stream this online, too.Copy !req
243. There's going to be hundreds of
thousands of people watching you.Copy !req
244. What the heck should I wear?Copy !req
245. Stick out your hands, Mob.Copy !req
246. Here's a bonus. Now go buy yourself
something nice to wear.Copy !req
247. Master!Copy !req
248. Thank you so much!Copy !req
249. I'm here to shop for clothes, but I have no idea
what kind of clothes to wear in the spotlight.Copy !req
250. I guess I'll go home and talk to Ritsu...Copy !req
251. Kageyama-kun?Copy !req
252. It is you!Copy !req
253. Hanazawa-kun!Copy !req
254. I see. Well, leave that to me.Copy !req
255. I know plenty of perfect shops.Copy !req
256. That's great! Thanks!Copy !req
257. I've been observing what's
going on in the city...Copy !req
258. but I guess you've noticed it, too.Copy !req
259. There's something gradually happening here.Copy !req
260. No, wait...Copy !req
261. Is there something going
on with those girls?Copy !req
262. Well...Copy !req
263. Lately, I feel like there are
a lot of girls staring at me.Copy !req
264. I know I probably have the wrong
idea, but it's been on my mind.Copy !req
265. Oho...Copy !req
266. Kageyama-kun...Copy !req
267. That's not a misunderstanding.Copy !req
268. You're just so cool that the girls
can't help but look your way.Copy !req
269. No way. That can't be true...Copy !req
270. That can't be true... or is it?Copy !req
271. Aw, shucks.Copy !req
272. Let's just leave it at that.Copy !req
273. Come on. Let's get you some hip clothes.Copy !req
274. Okay!Copy !req
275. Hey, this will probably look good.Copy !req
276. Oh, but this is above my budget.Copy !req
277. I see.
Well, everything here is a bit pricey.Copy !req
278. How about this? This is a super-popular
brand called Smart Monkey.Copy !req
279. If possible, I'd like to keep
it under or at 5,000 yen.Copy !req
280. Okay, I'm sure we'll find something.Copy !req
281. Hm? Here we go!Copy !req
282. This also has a monkey design
and it's 5,000 yen on the dot.Copy !req
283. Yay! Let's go with that.Copy !req
284. Thanks, Hanazawa-kun.Copy !req
285. Nii-san...Copy !req
286. Are you gonna go out wearing that?Copy !req
287. Yup! Hanazawa-kun helped me pick this out.Copy !req
288. Right... I see.Copy !req
289. Okay.Copy !req
290. But you know...Copy !req
291. I'm seeing Tome-san this afternoon,Copy !req
292. and then Mezato-san tonight.Copy !req
293. I'm so busy.Copy !req
294. Tome-san's a bit late...Copy !req
295. I was so worried that I just didn't
really get it in the end...Copy !req
296. But is this shirt really that cool?Copy !req
297. She's not answering her phone either.Copy !req
298. I wonder if something happened to Tome-san.Copy !req
299. Anyone auditioning, please head on in.Copy !req
300. The emergence of the Divine Tree
is a message from the Earth.Copy !req
301. The Divine Tree is the
legendary dragon's nest.Copy !req
302. The Divine Tree is a sign
that nature is angry...Copy !req
303. As if any of these shady religious organizations
can handle the true powers of the Divine Tree.Copy !req
304. We, the Rising Sun Spiritual
Union, shall look after it.Copy !req
305. Please speak of these
things further inside.Copy !req
306. I'll walk you down.Copy !req
307. There are so many people here.Copy !req
308. The Psycho Helmet Religion
is partially a joke, right?Copy !req
309. So where'd all these people come from?Copy !req
310. There's not going to be a riot, is there?Copy !req
311. Don't worry. Let's believe in what he says.Copy !req
312. In our founder who suddenly
showed himself yesterday.Copy !req
313. And the one who speaks for the
Divine Tree, Psycho Helmet-sama.Copy !req
314. We tried calling the number you have dialed,
but the call cannot be completed.Copy !req
315. Mezato-san's not answering...Copy !req
316. She hasn't even told me
where everyone's meeting yet.Copy !req
317. I guess I'll wait a little longer.Copy !req
318. Yowch.Copy !req
319. Mob sure is taking his time to appear.Copy !req
320. Did he chicken out?Copy !req
321. Oh, there he is.
Well, he seems pretty confident.Copy !req
322. It's a pleasure to meet you, everyone.Copy !req
323. I will be the one who will serve
as the founder of this religion,Copy !req
324. Psycho Helmet.Copy !req
325. What the hell? That's not Mob.Copy !req
326. First, the reason I hadn't shown myself until
now is I wanted to avoidCopy !req
327. The hell's going on?Copy !req
328. The number you have reached is currently...Copy !req
329. Damn it, his phone's out of battery.Copy !req
330. any confusion.Copy !req
331. But with the terrorist
attack the other day,Copy !req
332. I have realized that we need
someone to protect this city.Copy !req
333. From now on, I will be the one who
will lead everyone to happiness.Copy !req
334. I plan to change this degenerate world
along with the Psycho Helmet Religion.Copy !req
335. My battery's dead.Copy !req
336. I am also the creator of the Divine Tree.Copy !req
337. It is the symbol of the Psycho Helmet
Religion and its carefree nature.Copy !req
338. The Divine Tree grows with everyone's
desires and will bring the world happiness.Copy !req
339. Please think of that tree as meCopy !req
340. and continue praying to it.Copy !req
341. Objection! The Divine Tree is the
egg in which the great Mossar-sama sleeps!Copy !req
342. The Divine Tree belongs to all!Copy !req
343. O Divine Tree! Please quell your rage!Copy !req
344. That's also wrong! The Divine Tree
is the mecca for the Dragon's Sigh!Copy !req
345. You dare mock the Divine Tree?Copy !req
346. Psycho helmet, my ass! You fake religion!Copy !req
347. Yeesh...Copy !req
348. That is a device that connects dimensions!Copy !req
349. Things are getting interesting.Copy !req
350. Quit lying! The Divine Tree will only bring
about happiness under our supervision!Copy !req
351. I will now show you...Copy !req
352. a miracle.Copy !req
353. Huh?Copy !req
354. It's a broccoli!Copy !req
355. Bro...Copy !req
356. What the heck just happened?Copy !req
357. This isn't good, Mob!Copy !req
358. We're gonna be outta business
because of that broccoli!Copy !req
359. Who cares if it's holy or popular?Copy !req
360. We're gonna go destroy it!Copy !req
361. Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 4:Copy !req
362. "Divine Tree 1 ~The Founder Appears~"Copy !req
363. A streaming service? But of course,
that's an excellent decision!Copy !req