Mob Psycho 100 3x1

Directed by Takahiro Hasui

A giant broccoli known as the Divine Tree grows in the middle of the city and looks down upon Seasoning City. It's time to fill out surveys about career paths at Salt Middle School and the students are filled with various feelings. While they all talk about their hopes and dreams, Mob can't seem to think of anything himself.

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1. Believe it or not, the world is filled with strange phenomena

2. that science is yet to explain.

3. And when people come face to face with them,

4. they are helplessly thrown into the dark depths of fear.

5. But there are those who fight every day

6. to shine a ray of hope into that chaotic darkness.

7. People call them...

8. Psychics.

9. Mob Psycho

10. Career path survey?

11. What? You still haven't filled yours out?

12. No, I couldn't think of anything.

13. Well, I plan on going to a school that studies UFOs.

14. I'm gonna go work at a game company

15. I just wrote down a plain ol' office worker.

16. I'm a first-year, so I'm still contemplating my options.

17. Yeah...

18. But I guess you're all actually thinking about this.

19. By the way, I heard that Takane-san is going to apply to Yuzu Pepper High School.

20. Huh? The Yuzu High?

21. Yeah, you need at least a standard score of 65.

22. It's one of the top three schools in our prefecture.

23. Well, she's just...

24. clearly in a different league than us.

25. Wow... Tsubomi-chan's amazing.

26. What? Seriously?

27. Yuzu High is affiliated with a British high school,

28. so we can even study abroad.

29. Man, studying abroad sounds super fun.

30. Yeah, they totally made me fill one of these out when I was a student, too.

31. Well, at least you're lucky.

32. You know where you're going in the future.

33. Master?

34. Why, here, of course.

35. This is your calling! Am I right?

36. Er, but this is just a part-time job.

37. No, you never know.

38. There is a possibility that this will turn into a reputable agency

39. with a handful of full-time employees in the future.

40. In the future?

41. Did you plan on opening this consultation office

42. ever since you were in middle school, Master Reigen?

43. Wha? Of course not. What kind of middle schooler would?

44. Then why did you decide on doing this?

45. Huh? Why...? Well, you know... Yeah.

46. One day, I realized I had very unique powers...

47. I'd basically achieved everything I could at my old job at the time,

48. so I was looking for a new challenge.

49. So you did everything you could at your old job, then opened up this office...

50. You truly are amazing, Master.

51. Yeah, pretty much.

52. I'm done cleaning the bathrooms.

53. Good.

54. By the way, you don't need to report every little thing back to me.

55. Y-Yes, sir.

56. It's good to see you, Shigeo-kun.

57. Oh, hello.

58. Our client should be here any minute.

59. Listen up, Serizawa!

60. Even though I've officially hired you,

61. you're still a newbie that's brand spankin' new!

62. Make sure you watch how I deal with this client

63. to learn how this job is done.

64. Yes, sir! I'll do my best!

65. But Master Reigen's younger...

66. I found this at an antiques shop during one of my travels.

67. Thinking back on it now,

68. it feels like it has brought me nothing but bad luck,

69. and I haven't been able to sleep.

70. People have been telling me I don't look so well lately either.

71. Would you mind using your clairvoyance on it?

72. As you wish.

73. May I ask how much you bought this for?

74. Eighty thousand yen.

75. Yikes.

76. Yikes.

77. From my observations, I don't sense any spiritual presence from—

78. Master.

79. What is it, Mob?

80. You probably shouldn't touch that thing anymore.

81. I wonder if it's called a deep-seated grudge...

82. There's a lot of really bad things swirling in it.

83. It'll probably get pretty dangerous if we leave it alone.

84. Let us exorcise it after all.

85. Could you wait in the café upstairs for now?

86. S-Sure...

87. I understand your opinion on this matter, Mob.

88. Okay...

89. Well, Serizawa? How do you feel about this?

90. Me?

91. I mean...

92. I can't imagine it

93. being anything but a cursed doll.

94. Serizawa... Why did you just stand there gawking, then?

95. Huh?

96. If I actually didn't notice the curse, there would've been a huge problem.

97. I was just testing you to see

98. if you'd notice my mistake.

99. Th-Then I...

100. Well, you're a rookie, so I'll let this slide.

101. Do you want a second chance?

102. Try exorcising it yourself.

103. Y-Yes, sir.

104. I did it.

105. What do you think, Mob?

106. Serizawa-san is very powerful.

107. All right! Great job, Serizawa.

108. Keep up the good work.

109. Oh, that must've been from the blast.

110. I-I broke an 80,000 yen doll...

111. I-I'm gonna go get some credit somehow!

112. Hold it!

113. Don't worry.

114. I'll take care of it.

115. Wha... What are you going to do?

116. Rice Grain Big Bang!

117. This is one of Reigen's special attacks, where he unlocks

118. the true potential of a rice grain to the fullest extent.

119. H-He fixed it!

120. At this moment, Serizawa was rocked to the core by Reigen's limitless abilities,

121. and he found out just how big the world truly was.

122. What's the matter, Shige?

123. You've barely eaten at all.

124. I have to turn in my career path survey, but I'm not sure what to do.

125. You have almost ten years before you graduate college,

126. so why don't you just put down "office worker" for now?

127. Oh, dear. You're always too simplistic.

128. I don't even know what to do for high school yet.

129. If you can't think of what you want to do,

130. why not try to find a job where you can use what you already excel at?

131. In your case... maybe a magician.

132. So simplistic...

133. You know, you can write whatever you want at this point.

134. Dimple.

135. Your career path can change all it wants to later.

136. Nah, I can't do that. This is for my future, after all.

137. You just can't lie, can you?

138. What are you going to do in the future, Dimple?

139. You're asking an evil spirit about his future?

140. You're naturally ruthless. You know that?

141. I guess... Sorry.

142. Hey, hang on a sec.

143. Didn't I also...

144. Oh, right. I'd forgotten.

145. Career path, eh?

146. Well, my family runs a farm, so once I graduate high school,

147. I might be taking over that.

148. I'm gonna be going to high school.

149. Through a track and field sports recommendation.

150. I'm going to get a job where I can work out my muscles.

151. My parents want me to become a civil servant,

152. but with my grades...

153. I love animals, so I've already decided I'm going to be a vet.

154. Onigawara, you said you were gonna be a manga artist, right?

155. Goda, what the hell, man?

156. You said you were gonna go to a co-ed high school that had a manga club.

157. Hey! You can shut up now!

158. The hell're you explainin' all that for?

159. I guess everyone's got a pretty good idea about their futures already.

160. Read the room, you jerk!

161. Yeah, I figured as much...

162. But seeing your expression tells me I'm right.

163. Mezato-san?

164. What are you talking about?

165. The terrorist attack the other day.

166. Society thinks it was an attack on this town that was accompanied by a natural disaster.

167. But I figured that behind the scenes,

168. there was a fight for the fate of the world going on.

169. You fought an evil organization and defeated them...

170. But you also suffered a great loss, too.

171. That about covers it, huh?

172. Actually, I was trying to figure out my career path...

173. Seriously? Just look at that thing!

174. I already know you had something to do with it!

175. Some people are starting to call it a Divine Tree.

176. Meaning people are worshiping that thing.

177. You should tell everyone who you are!

178. That you were the one that created that Divine Tree!

179. Is this related to the thing you mentioned before?

180. The Psycho Helmet Religion!

181. You want to connect that thing with them somehow?

182. You actually get it for once. Exactly!

183. Mob-kun... You're truly amazing!

184. I never imagined that one of my classmates would end up being so divine.

185. When I look back on my life...

186. This might be the biggest thing that's ever happened to it!

187. Do you know what you're going to do in the future, Mezato-san?

188. Huh? Where'd that come from?

189. I think... I'm gonna be a photographer.

190. A journalist. Something like that.

191. I'm sure there'll be even bigger things in your life, Mezato-san.

192. Plenty of them.

193. Er... I don't think that's gonna happen again.

194. It's not all about using fancy words or how big something may look.

195. What else is there?

196. For me... Like when I joined the Body Improvement Club.

197. How is that a huge deal?

198. It's not that different from what you're saying, Mezato-san.

199. I mean... That thing's a broccoli.

200. Oh, I see. It's just a broccoli...

201. Uh... How the hell am I supposed to accept that?

202. Then what are you going to do in the future, Mob-kun?

203. Well... I can't think of anything.

204. In the end, I'm glad you're not the least bit convincing.

205. I was afraid you'd gained enlightenment because you're so unpopular.

206. Without a doubt...

207. I am being possessed by an evil spirit.

208. I've talked to many psychics up until now,

209. but no one has been able to exorcise this evil spirit.

210. Uh-huh... I see.

211. In my opinion... There's definitely something here.

212. I knew it! I'm glad I hired you!

213. R-Roaches are terrifying!

214. Could you, uh... perhaps tell me what made you think that?

215. Well, my shoulders are really heavy,

216. and I experience sleep paralysis.

217. I brush my teeth all the time and still managed to get cavities.

218. The reason I got fired from my part-time job must also be due to that evil spirit, too.

219. I never touched a female coworker's ass. I was falsely accused.

220. My hand just happened to brush against the back of their hand sometimes.

221. That evil spirit even chased my girlfriend away!

222. Oho... You had a girlfriend?

223. Yes. She was young and a great gal,

224. but when I told her I was broke, she suddenly did a 180 on me...

225. She was like an evil spirit herself.

226. She even said I was her type.

227. Oh, and I've been losing way more hair lately.

228. It's like someone's ripping them outta my head.

229. Right... So about this mountain of garbage...

230. It's not garbage! It's my legacy!

231. It's like a barrier, see?

232. I can sleep soundly as long as it's around me.

233. Barrier, you say...

234. This photo—

235. Ro—

236. That's an old picture. I was a bit of a rebel back then.

237. He never had any...

238. You two... keep hearing what our client has to say.

239. I'm going to go grab some powerful exorcism tools...

240. Sure...

241. If no one can get rid of this evil spirit for me, will my life just be over?

242. Am I doomed to just repeat these meaningless days until my death?

243. My parents died when I was in my twenties,

244. and my relatives have cut ties with me.

245. I have no acquaintances and no job.

246. Wait, is my life already over?

247. I understand exactly how you feel.

248. When I was confined to my room,

249. I wondered if that's where I would spend the rest of my life...

250. I'm also wondering what's going to happen to me if I can't decide a career path for myself...

251. I've been alive fifty years...

252. I had fifty years...

253. But all I've got left is this house that my parents left me.

254. I have nothing I can truly call my own.

255. I basically went with the flow and kept choosing the easy way out.

256. If only I had chosen the right path back then...

257. I guess your life really does end after one mistake.

258. Whatever. This is a pain.

259. You don't need to try so hard.

260. One item at 490 yen.

261. Two items at 670 yen.

262. One item at 540 yen.

263. Let's just do this tomorrow. I'm sluggish and tired.

264. Let's just go to bed for the day.

265. Thanks.

266. Evil spirits absolutely hate clean rooms. Now, we'll...

267. Wh-What the...

268. Hey, hey, hey!

269. Is it coming from the garbage house?

270. You don't need to work so hard, either.

271. Are they the evil spirit's minions?

272. Don't try so hard. You'll get sick if you work too hard. Just go to bed.

273. Seriously, don't work so hard. Let's just go to bed.

274. Double Hydrogen Water Mist!

275. This is one of Reigen's special attacks, where he repels an evil spirit's attack

276. with the hydrogen gas that's infused in water.

277. Evil spirits for evil spirits by evil spirits...

278. Hey, what are you guys doing?

279. Oh, Master. You're back.

280. Don't give me that!

281. Look! There's clearly an evil spirit here!

282. Oh, you're right.

283. I didn't realize he was being possessed by one so large.

284. No, I'm pretty sure...

285. That's his own living wraith...

286. Whichever.

287. My powers are far too strong, and I may hurt some passersby.

288. I'm counting on you two.

289. Evil spirits for evil spirits by evil spirits...

290. Let's go to bed.

291. Wow.

292. I had no idea this place was so huge.

293. Thank you very much.

294. Now I think I'll be able to live the rest of my life in a positive way.

295. Well, that's great to hear.

296. But, er... Your roof's in bad shape...

297. Oh, well, my parents had the place insured, so it'll be fine.

298. Whew...

299. I guess the only thing you can rely on truly is insurance.

300. This isn't insurance...

301. But please take this.

302. What's wrong, Serizawa? You feeling sick?

303. That just hit too close to home.

304. I'm in the same boat.

305. I've lived thirty years... and I've got nothing.

306. You're not gonna last in this business if you're affected by every client.

307. You haven't even reached the halfway point of your life yet.

308. If you're regretting everything up until now,

309. consider yourself lucky for being able to realize it so early.

310. Right, Mob?

311. It hit too close to home for me, too...

312. Seriously?

313. I just haven't made a huge mistake yet, but that moment may arrive someday.

314. Thinking about that makes me scared about which path to choose.

315. You're seriously thinking all that?

316. Right... I guess it's about that time of year they ask you to pick a career path.

317. I think you'll be all right, Serizawa-san.

318. You get to hear stories from all kinds of people working there,

319. and you learn a lot.

320. But I...

321. So you're choosing to continue on to high school for now.

322. In the end, I just couldn't think of anything.

323. If you're shooting for a public school,

324. we'll have to do something about your math and geography scores.

325. Do your best on your next test, Kageyama.

326. Huh? Uh, yes, sir.

327. That's it?

328. Though... if you have some kind of goal for your future,

329. it makes it easier to plan out your life.

330. There's no need to hurry, but if you don't find something in your teens,

331. you may struggle later.

332. Recently, I started wanting to go on some relaxing trips on my own.

333. I wish I'd realized that when I was much younger.

334. Then again, after seeing you in that marathon,

335. I think you'll be okay.

336. Sir...

337. I think traveler might be a great option, too.

338. I'm... honestly a bit concerned at how easily you're influenced.

339. I gave it a lot of thought...

340. But I don't think my career path's going to be at Spirits and Such Consultation Office.

341. I see.

342. It's really comfortable here, and I can talk to you about anything.

343. But if I get too comfortable here,

344. I think that my age will be the only thing that changes.

345. I'm sorry, Master Reigen.

346. I can't promise you that I'll be working here in the future.

347. Mob. Of course, I was only kidding.

348. You'll eventually find plenty of things you'll want to do.

349. Remember when you asked me

350. why I opened up this office?

351. Y-Yes...

352. I know what I said the other day, but the truth is, I got bored at my old job

353. and just started this office on a whim.

354. At first, I figured I'd get bored after about a year and quit.

355. But that was right around the time...

356. Anyway, after some twists and turns, here we are today.

357. At first, it was just on a whim,

358. but I wouldn't be lying when I say that this is what I want to do now.

359. What I'm saying is

360. whatever you want to do doesn't have to be work.

361. You should just live however you want to.

362. Master Reigen...

363. Right!

364. Thank you very much!

365. Huh? But we're still open for the day...

366. Is he coming back...?

367. Welp...

368. Guess my time's arrived.

369. Those who writhe in the shadows have finally made their move.

370. Will we be able to stop this cycle of sadness?

371. Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 2:

372. "Yokai Hunter Amakusa Haruaki Appears! ~The Threat of a Hundred Demons!~"

373. Watching III in real time is still a wise decision.