1. Kageyama Shigeo, also known as Mob.Copy !req
2. A second-year in middle school.Copy !req
3. The second year of middle school kicks off
the most sensitive period in one's life.Copy !req
4. People call it adolescence.Copy !req
5. Some hone their bodies playing sports,Copy !req
6. some work hard on their studies,Copy !req
7. some devote themselves to their hobbies,Copy !req
8. some polish their talents,Copy !req
9. some rebel,Copy !req
10. and some fall for the opposite sexCopy !req
11. and get a taste of bittersweet love.Copy !req
12. All those youthful desires come together to
form the amalgamation that is adolescence.Copy !req
13. And Mob was spending that
precious time working asCopy !req
14. an assistant at a psychic business
for 300 yen an hour.Copy !req
15. The reason is porn sites!Copy !req
16. What?Copy !req
17. Porn sites...?Copy !req
18. Yes! The curse that is on your shoulder isCopy !req
19. a terrible one-click curse!Copy !req
20. A-A one-click curse from porn sites?Copy !req
21. They use illegal 18+ sites
to curse your shoulderCopy !req
22. and make you pay fees.Copy !req
23. Curses nowadays are becoming digital, too.Copy !req
24. Who the hell would believe that hogwash?Copy !req
25. Just don't move for a second.
I'll lift the curse now.Copy !req
26. No, it's fine!Copy !req
27. Your right shoulder is stiff—
The curse is strong.Copy !req
28. Hey! I'm not paying for this. Sto—Copy !req
29. H-Huh? It actually feels good?Copy !req
30. Sorcery Crush!Copy !req
31. It's finished!Copy !req
32. Reigen's special moveCopy !req
33. where he relieves the stress
from physical fatigueCopy !req
34. and gets ride of stiff
shoulders and back pain.Copy !req
35. I believe that I was able to
lift the curse,Copy !req
36. but do your shoulders still feel heavy?Copy !req
37. I'm sorry that I doubted you.
I feel much better!Copy !req
38. May I come again?Copy !req
39. Of course!Copy !req
40. So the 40-minute massage course
fee comes to 3,800 yen.Copy !req
41. You idiot! Don't call it the massage fee!
Call it the curse-dispelling fee!Copy !req
42. Your change is 200 yen.Copy !req
43. Here. You'll eat some won't you, Mob?Copy !req
44. Oh, sure. I'll have some.Copy !req
45. Master Reigen, you're getting
much better at massages.Copy !req
46. Well, yeah. I've been trying
various methods to improve,Copy !req
47. like reading books on Seitai and stuff.Copy !req
48. Of course, it's only effective
because of spiritual power.Copy !req
49. Hot!Copy !req
50. Such a waste!Copy !req
51. Master, I've been thinking...Copy !req
52. Well, this is rare.Copy !req
53. You never try to start a conversation.Copy !req
54. Well, I can use a little ESP and
I'm different from other people,Copy !req
55. so I came to discuss that with you
and ended up becoming your student.Copy !req
56. At the time, I didn't have anyone
else to talk to, so I'm grateful,Copy !req
57. because you teach me various
things and pay me.Copy !req
58. However, is this really okay?Copy !req
59. That's what I've been thinking lately.Copy !req
60. Does he think his pay is too little?
Or did he finally find me out?Copy !req
61. What do you mean?Copy !req
62. How do I put this...Copy !req
63. Rather than things ending with me
working part-time after school,Copy !req
64. I have a feeling that there may or may not beCopy !req
65. some other things that I
can only experience now...Copy !req
66. Huh?Copy !req
67. Oh, so that's it.Copy !req
68. Such is puberty, Mob-kun.Copy !req
69. Is there something that
you want to do right now?Copy !req
70. Be in a band?Copy !req
71. Dance?Copy !req
72. Hitchhike?Copy !req
73. No, I don't have anything particular in mind.Copy !req
74. Listen, Mob.Copy !req
75. There's no need to rush into things.Copy !req
76. In my expert opinion, I'd say the
going-home club is the absolute best.Copy !req
77. You're just goofing off during
the period you can goof off the most,Copy !req
78. and that makes you a winner in my book.Copy !req
79. Keep on lazing around and
make money from me. Got it?Copy !req
80. Wait a sec, Takenaka!Copy !req
81. I get treated like a weirdo
just for being in this club!Copy !req
82. Just wait!Copy !req
83. I can't do it anymore!Copy !req
84. This isn't good.Copy !req
85. A club must have five
or more members, right?Copy !req
86. What should we do, President?Copy !req
87. What else can we do?Copy !req
88. We have to find new members
like our lives depend on it!Copy !req
89. Maybe Takenaka-san came back.Copy !req
90. That's gotta be it! Takenaka!Copy !req
91. I just received a submission of resignation
from this club, so be forewarned...Copy !req
92. The...Copy !req
93. The student council!Copy !req
94. This club will now be abolished.Copy !req
95. Abolished?Copy !req
96. Already?Copy !req
97. Sadly, I'm going to have to ask you
to gather all of your things.Copy !req
98. I actually just had a brand-new club
request a club room.Copy !req
99. Q-Quit jumping the gun!Copy !req
100. I'm not going to let you
abolish the Telepathy Club!Copy !req
101. The Telepathy Club bond is strong.Copy !req
102. The student council's got nothing on us!Copy !req
103. You think you're all high-and-mighty
because of how you part your hair?Copy !req
104. Shut up. Do you really want me to get angry?Copy !req
105. If you're that desperate
to keep this club going,Copy !req
106. bring me a new club member by
the end of the school day on Friday.Copy !req
107. B-By Friday?Copy !req
108. That only gives us two days.Copy !req
109. That's impossible.Copy !req
110. Quit whining!Copy !req
111. If we ask everyone we see to join,
we'll be able to snag at least one!Copy !req
112. No, that's impossible.
Recruiting season ended a long time ago.Copy !req
113. No! I'm going to do this!Copy !req
114. We have overcome so many obstacles
up until now, haven't we?Copy !req
115. President...Copy !req
116. We haven't done a single thing...Copy !req
117. Telepathy Club? Sorry, what the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
118. It's creepy, so no.Copy !req
119. I've got a job.Copy !req
120. Abolished? What's wrong with that?Copy !req
121. You should be studying.
We've got entrance exams this year.Copy !req
122. Are there hot guys?
Do you have any hot guys?Copy !req
123. I want to be able to date.Copy !req
124. I'd be worried about the stares,
and it seems dangerous.Copy !req
125. It's creepy, so no.Copy !req
126. Sorry. It's creepy, so no.Copy !req
127. It's creepy, so no.Copy !req
128. Creepy.Copy !req
129. Nope.Copy !req
130. Creepy.Copy !req
131. Nope.Copy !req
132. It's creepy, so no.Copy !req
133. It really was impossible to find
new members this time of the year.Copy !req
134. Not to mention we just keep
getting called creepy.Copy !req
135. Now even I want to quit.Copy !req
136. No!Copy !req
137. The president's lost it!Copy !req
138. Please calm down!Copy !req
139. The going-home club...Copy !req
140. President!Copy !req
141. I've brought him! He's not
in any clubs or committees,Copy !req
142. and he doesn't seem to have a
girlfriend or any friends.Copy !req
143. Salt Middle School's final
go-homer and all-round bum,Copy !req
144. Kageyama Shigeo-kun of class 2-1.Copy !req
145. Well, he's basically right.Copy !req
146. Well done, Inukawa! Let me introduce you
to the other members, Kageyama-kun.Copy !req
147. This is Kijibayashi, and Saruta.Copy !req
148. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
149. Hey.Copy !req
150. And I'm the president,
Kurata Tome, from class 3-5.Copy !req
151. Call me Tome-chan.Copy !req
152. The president is desperate!Copy !req
153. Tome-chan... That's my grandmother's name.Copy !req
154. I-I'm sure that's because of fate, too!
There you have it!Copy !req
155. Join the Telepathy Club!Copy !req
156. I can't today.Copy !req
157. What?Copy !req
158. Wait a second, Mob! You actually have plans?Copy !req
159. Yeah. After this, I have
to go to my exorcism job.Copy !req
160. E-Exorcism? What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
161. Ah, President! Actually, this guy
was sort of famous in grade school.Copy !req
162. He could bend spoons and make erasers move...Copy !req
163. In other words...Copy !req
164. He's an esper!Copy !req
165. Stop being weird and just join our club.Copy !req
166. I'm sure the exorcism can
wait a little while.Copy !req
167. Hey, what's up, Mob?Copy !req
168. Ah, Master.Copy !req
169. Is it all right if I'm a little late today?
I'm being recruited into a club.Copy !req
170. That should be over instantly.Copy !req
171. No, I actually have to wait until
the student council meeting is over,Copy !req
172. and then go submit my club admission form.Copy !req
173. Uh, wait. So if I tell you I need you to
come immediately, you're not going to join?Copy !req
174. Yes, well... Shouldn't I keep
the promise I made first?Copy !req
175. So it's not like you actually want to join?Copy !req
176. Not really, no.Copy !req
177. Then hurry on over.Copy !req
178. Show them how fast someone in the
going-home club can leave school.Copy !req
179. He says he needs me right away,
so I'll be going now.Copy !req
180. P-Put me on for a sec!Copy !req
181. I really need Kageyama-kun to
join this club, no matter what!Copy !req
182. A girl, eh? She must be trying to use Mob.Copy !req
183. Mob's not the type to play any sports.Copy !req
184. Forcing him into things isn't good.Copy !req
185. We're not a sports club!Copy !req
186. We're the Telepathy Club!Copy !req
187. Huh? What the hell is that?Copy !req
188. It's a club where we train in
order to feel telepathic powers.Copy !req
189. Yeah, that sounds shady as hell.
What do you mean "telepathy"?Copy !req
190. Like you're one to talk!Copy !req
191. I heard that Kageyama-kun has ESP,Copy !req
192. but aren't you using that
to get more customers?Copy !req
193. Because you're a phony!Copy !req
194. Shut your mouth, amateur!Copy !req
195. Don't you dare try to steal away my
student's precious time with your nonsense!Copy !req
196. What?Copy !req
197. Are you saying that you don't care
if our club gets abolished?Copy !req
198. We're going to be kicked out of the room!Copy !req
199. Master, Senpai is about to cry, so I'm
thinking about joining after all...Copy !req
200. Don't be fooled!Copy !req
201. Those are crocodile tears!Copy !req
202. Bonds, memories, and friendship...Copy !req
203. Like any of those things will disappear
because a club is abolished.Copy !req
204. No! They just don't want to lose
their room, their budgetCopy !req
205. and their pointless after-school time,
judging from what their club sounds like.Copy !req
206. See through it, Mob!Copy !req
207. That shady club is going down
because it's meant to go down.Copy !req
208. If you understand, hurry up and come to work!Copy !req
209. I understand...Copy !req
210. And so, I'll be leaving after all.Copy !req
211. Wait! Hear me out, too!Copy !req
212. It seems that the president
seriously believes in telepathy,Copy !req
213. but honestly, yeah, I just want to goof off.Copy !req
214. But right now, we're in middle school.Copy !req
215. This is the only time we're going
to be able to goof off!Copy !req
216. Play cards with us in this lazy
little paradise we've created!Copy !req
217. You're not going to find a more
carefree club than this.Copy !req
218. We have until tomorrow, so think it over.Copy !req
219. You're our last hope, Kageyama-kun!Copy !req
220. You properly declined, didn't you?Copy !req
221. No. I thought I'd think about it overnight.Copy !req
222. You shouldn't procrastinate, Mob.Copy !req
223. You need to properly decline things
that you don't want to do.Copy !req
224. Right now, the thing I least want to doCopy !req
225. is be dressed like this.Copy !req
226. Oh, there it is.Copy !req
227. Saint Highso Girls' Academy.Copy !req
228. It's a private all-girls high school.Copy !req
229. We're meeting the clients up on the roof.Copy !req
230. Okay.Copy !req
231. Stop! What are you doing?Copy !req
232. Pardon?Copy !req
233. You! I'm talking to you! Don't play dumb!Copy !req
234. I'm a student here.Copy !req
235. Reporting from the front gate.Copy !req
236. A suspicious individual showed up!
Requesting backup!Copy !req
237. Hey, that's a bit mean, isn't it?Copy !req
238. You perverted weirdo!Copy !req
239. I knew this wouldn't work.Copy !req
240. But thank goodness that they saw
through our disguises so early.Copy !req
241. I didn't want to infiltrate the school
dressed up like this.Copy !req
242. That was close. Now hurry up
and get away from the pervert.Copy !req
243. Huh?Copy !req
244. We'll deal with the suspicious individual.Copy !req
245. Huh?Copy !req
246. Won't I get in a lot of trouble
if I'm busted?Copy !req
247. He said we were meeting on the roof, but...Copy !req
248. Um, hello.Copy !req
249. I've come from the consultation office.
Are you the clients?Copy !req
250. Huh? Who the hell are you?Copy !req
251. An unfamiliar face.
You a transfer student?Copy !req
252. Huh?Copy !req
253. Consultation office?Copy !req
254. You trying to get through to us thugs?Copy !req
255. So annoying!Copy !req
256. Like we're going to let some
twerp like you lecture us!Copy !req
257. No, I'm just—Copy !req
258. Why don't you mind your own business?Copy !req
259. If you don't, you're going to regret it!Copy !req
260. Sorry about that...Copy !req
261. Man, talk about a downer. Let's go.Copy !req
262. Hmph!Copy !req
263. Hello?Copy !req
264. You promptly got picked on
by thugs. How funny.Copy !req
265. Isn't that Reigen guy coming?Copy !req
266. He was caught at the front gate.Copy !req
267. Also, you both came here
dressed as girls? Seriously?Copy !req
268. He couldn't get us permission to come in,
so we didn't have a choice...Copy !req
269. I see.Copy !req
270. Sorry to make you go through all that.Copy !req
271. The school just refuses
to take us seriously.Copy !req
272. What did you tell them?Copy !req
273. Students' belongings have been disappearing
under mysterious circumstances,Copy !req
274. and we've been hearing weird noises...Copy !req
275. What do you call it,
a poltergeist phenomenon?Copy !req
276. We heard things have been spotted
floating through the air, too.Copy !req
277. Right. Apparently a bra started floating
around on its own in the locker room.Copy !req
278. Bra...?Copy !req
279. We're dead sure it has to be
something supernatural.Copy !req
280. So we just called the cheapest
exorcist in the areaCopy !req
281. and somehow ended up with you.Copy !req
282. Huh?Copy !req
283. You're a guy, but you were trembling so much
dealing with some high school girls.Copy !req
284. You must be quite the reliable gentleman.Copy !req
285. Th-Thank you...Copy !req
286. That was sarcasm, duh!
She wasn't complimenting you!Copy !req
287. Are you sure we can trust you?Copy !req
288. I have my doubts.Copy !req
289. You seem unreliable.Copy !req
290. What?Copy !req
291. What's wrong?Copy !req
292. I-It's fine...Copy !req
293. I just have to perform an exorcism.Copy !req
294. If you feel anything spiritual, let us know.Copy !req
295. Right.Copy !req
296. Well? Do you sense anything?Copy !req
297. Just slightly...Copy !req
298. I wonder if he's being serious...Copy !req
299. It's here. Nearby.Copy !req
300. Huh? Really?Copy !req
301. Someone!Copy !req
302. What's wrong?Copy !req
303. Something was here...Copy !req
304. Something was looking in
from the top of the door...Copy !req
305. The windows are locked.Copy !req
306. And no one's gone through the exit.Copy !req
307. I'm going to follow the spirit.Copy !req
308. Nothing so far?Copy !req
309. We can trust you, right?Copy !req
310. Yes.Copy !req
311. You still can't find it?Copy !req
312. The spirit's angry.Copy !req
313. Huh?Copy !req
314. If we keep pursuing it,
it might try to do something.Copy !req
315. Eek! What are we going to do?Copy !req
316. The basketball team is practicing inside.Copy !req
317. I'm going to end this.Copy !req
318. I've trapped the spirit.Copy !req
319. Pass! Pass! Hey!Copy !req
320. I've found you.Copy !req
321. Huh?Copy !req
322. It's huge!Copy !req
323. What is that? A ghost?Copy !req
324. Psychic brat...Copy !req
325. How dare you trap me?Copy !req
326. Are you going to try to ruin my paradise?Copy !req
327. This is what you get!Copy !req
328. Crap. I underestimated the psychic.Copy !req
329. If I don't take a hostage, he'll erase me!Copy !req
330. You smell nice.Copy !req
331. I choose you!Copy !req
332. Look out!Copy !req
333. Huh?Copy !req
334. It's over.Copy !req
335. Wow.Copy !req
336. Want to go home together today?Copy !req
337. How did you do that?Copy !req
338. What class is she in?Copy !req
339. So cool!Copy !req
340. Tell me!Copy !req
341. Listen to them cheer. Good for you.Copy !req
342. Thanks. Apparently you were
pretty reliable after all.Copy !req
343. Damn it...Copy !req
344. To think that I was defeated
by a loser like you...Copy !req
345. And I thought I'd finally
be able to be happy.Copy !req
346. You seem to be similar to me.Copy !req
347. Similar?Copy !req
348. The way you get nervous around girls...Copy !req
349. You're playing the loser role in
youth just like me, aren't you?Copy !req
350. Things...Copy !req
351. Things finally started to get
fun for me after I died.Copy !req
352. I was content.Copy !req
353. But I guess it's all over now.Copy !req
354. Hey... Are you living
every day to the fullest?Copy !req
355. What's wrong?Copy !req
356. You seem out of it.
Is something troubling you?Copy !req
357. Huh? No, I'm fine.Copy !req
358. All right, then...Copy !req
359. Mob!Copy !req
360. You came!Copy !req
361. We believed in you, Kageyama-kun!Copy !req
362. Now, hurry up and sign
this club admission form.Copy !req
363. You're already here?
That was awfully quick...Copy !req
364. Vice President!Copy !req
365. Well, I had to show this room...Copy !req
366. to them.Copy !req
367. This room will become the club roomCopy !req
368. for the newly formed Body Improvement Club.Copy !req
369. What? Hey, hold on a sec!Copy !req
370. The Telepathy Club won't be abolished!Copy !req
371. Kageyama-kun here is just about to join!Copy !req
372. What?Copy !req
373. Are you insane?Copy !req
374. Huh?Copy !req
375. What grade are you in?Copy !req
376. I'm a second-year.Copy !req
377. Do you have any experience in other clubs?Copy !req
378. No.Copy !req
379. Do you have a close friend
in the Telepathy Club?Copy !req
380. I have an acquaintance.Copy !req
381. Do you go to cram school?Copy !req
382. No.Copy !req
383. Do you study?Copy !req
384. Not really.Copy !req
385. Do you have any hobbies?Copy !req
386. Um...Copy !req
387. Don't you have anything
that you want to do?Copy !req
388. Huh?Copy !req
389. If you let them goad you into joining
despite having no interest in the club at all,Copy !req
390. what exactly will you gain from it?Copy !req
391. Well, I just want to live
every day to the fullest.Copy !req
392. And will spending your time after school
with cola, snacks and video gamesCopy !req
393. help you do that?Copy !req
394. If you want to join of your own free will,
I will not stop you.Copy !req
395. However, you should carefully
reconsider this.Copy !req
396. What is it that you really want to do?Copy !req
397. What I want to do...Copy !req
398. Do I have anything I want to do?Copy !req
399. Does everyone else have something?Copy !req
400. Something enjoyable?
Something I'm envious of?Copy !req
401. What are they enjoying?Copy !req
402. Clubs, hobbies, and studying?Copy !req
403. Hanging out with girls might be fun...Copy !req
404. I did have a dream!Copy !req
405. I wanted to confess my feelings to
my first love, Tsubomi-chan,Copy !req
406. and walk home together, holding hands.Copy !req
407. Look, Tsubomi-chan.Copy !req
408. When you make frogs float,
they start swimming.Copy !req
409. Wow, how cute.Copy !req
410. I can make the bar all squishy.Copy !req
411. You're amazing, Mob-kun.Copy !req
412. Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan!Copy !req
413. I'm bored of that.Copy !req
414. The red team is fast!Copy !req
415. You're so fast, Akira-kun!Copy !req
416. That's right. If I can change anything
by joining a club...Copy !req
417. I'll join!Copy !req
418. Thank you for having me,Copy !req
419. Body Improvement Club!Copy !req
420. Huh? You want to join us?Copy !req
421. Huh?Copy !req
422. Good to have you!Copy !req
423. Thank you!Copy !req