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2. Hello, I'm Mr. Ed.
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3. Honey, I got wonderful news.
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4. Carol, honey!
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5. Wilbur, I'm down here.
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6. Honey, I got wonderful news
for you,
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7. but you got to promise me
you won't get excited.
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9. Yeah, well, first promise me.
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10. All right, I promise.
What's the news?
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so you don't get excited.
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- I'm sitting down.
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at the architects' convention,
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of Home Beautiful magazine. - Yes?
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over here
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18. to take pictures of our house.
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19. Oh, how nice.
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24. Look at the house.
Just look at it.
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yesterday?
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yesterday.
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with a camera, not a microscope.
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this would make you happy,
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to upset you like this,
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look at these drapes.
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to fix the rod last week.
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and fix it now.
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to mend the fence
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and mow the lawn—
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44. Honey.
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46. Wilbur!
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on my best chair.
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to come over here
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not condemn it.
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53. But we've got so much to do.
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55. This afternoon?
Why can't you do it now?
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Ed some new shoes.
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57. Well, if your horse
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He owes me money.
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anything homicidal.
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61. Kay, guess what?
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pictures of our house tomorrow.
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65. A new dress? What for?
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66. Well, I'm sure
our dear neighbors
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won't you darlings?
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68. Of course. We'll go shopping
right after lunch.
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71. Honey, why don't you go shopping
with Kay, huh?
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I'll get everything done.U
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73. Honey, maybe we should invite
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75. Well, I'll fix up a barbecue.
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on the fence.
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something real expensive, huh?
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80. I'll have the horse over
in half an hour.
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81. Ed, I'm sorry. I haven't got
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84. Next week?
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A horse or a ballet dancer?
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all week.
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a new pair of shoes?
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that little chestnut filly
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when we go riding in the park?
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her tail in the up-sweep?
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to have to wait, Ed.
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104. You see, I'm going
to be very busy today.
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105. There's a woman coming over
from Home Beautiful magazine
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106. to take pictures of the house
and all of us.
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107. - Uh, me too?
- You too.
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108. With holes in my shoes?
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they call horses "nags".
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110. Temper, temper, temper.
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112. Oh, relax, Roger. They've
only been gone a half an hour.
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Kay spend in that time?
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to look her best
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tomorrow.
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118. All this fuss over
a silly little magazine.
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119. Little?
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120. You know, millions of people
will be seeing your picture.
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122. The magazine
has a national circulation.
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123. Millions, huh?
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124. Well, haven't you seen it
down at the golf club?
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not that I'm interested,
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to wear for the pictures tomorrow?
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128. I wouldn't want us to clash.
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130. Why don't you wear
something simple?
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131. Like a tuxedo.
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are going to see us,
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is try to look our best.
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136. For your information,
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138. that I bear a distinct
resemblance to Cary Grant.
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and think of me?
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Oh, these bunions.
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Can't you hear me?
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150. Please get me new shoes.
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but there's no one there.
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with a little chestnut filly,
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before Carol.
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fixed the faucet,
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our first colt after you.
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this morning?
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finish your breakfast.
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for another 500 miles.
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your money
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for this horse.
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supposed to be doing?
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the windows.
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and you talk him out of it.
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going to have to let you go.
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201. No, no, he don't need them.
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I'll pack my bag.
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anything today.
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You be a good boy.
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Good-bye, Rosebell.
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Tornado, don't you skip breakfasts.
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about what happened.
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I'm a yak of all trades.
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I ain't been fired from.
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around the house.
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but you're making a mistake.
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- Hi, Roger.
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trying to fix it.
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what we're talking about?
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tomorrow,
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everything around here.
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We can certainly use him.
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He can do anything.
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for any work I do today.
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It's 14 karats gold.
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Axel to do first?
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Well, you can start by fixing that rod over there.
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Mr. Post.
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aren't they?
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without hitting your finger.
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with hammers.
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a fire in the barbecue?
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burning in a yiffy.
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a brain surgeon.
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was on the ground the wrong way.
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331. I still say, "Fire the bum."
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337. Well, naturally.
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beautiful chestnut filly,
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with holes in my shoes.
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They'll be as good as new.
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out of your broom closet
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before Carol finds out.
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tomorrow Playboy.
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of my furniture?
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if I'm sitting on it.
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so many times
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with two wicks.
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any moment now.
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look better nearer the window.
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start the fire, huh?
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that nice suit all dirty.
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with the lighter fluid, huh?
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nearer the window?
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to get his spats off.
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on the eye shadow?
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dressed for the picture,
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and I'll leave.
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if the house was on fire.
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It's the photographer.
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on like you say.
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went so high—
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- She's here.
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bother you last night.
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to the Tallyho Stables now,
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to my other friends.
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463. Good-bye.
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464. Uh-oh.
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465. I go out the back way.
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466. Honey, this is going
to be tough.
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467. Wilbur, you just have
to let him go.
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468. He's not here.
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469. Wilbur, look.
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470. Why, it's Axel's watch.
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471. Let's see the note.
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472. Please, I would like
the missus to have this watch.
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473. Maybe it makes her feel better
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474. after all the mistakes
I've made.
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475. Thank you
for giving me a chance.
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476. I never deserve it.
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477. You are nice people,
Axel.
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478. Oh, Wilbur, I can't take
his watch.
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479. I know.
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480. It was the only valuable thing
he ever owned.
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481. Well, look. Why don't
you go back to the house?
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482. I'll see if I can find him
and give it back.
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483. Oh, please do.
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484. Honey, try to find him.
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485. And you wanted to fire
that sweet old man.
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486. No, now wait a minute.
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487. An honest man who always tried
his best.
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488. Ed, do you know where he went?
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489. Well, if you rush,
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490. you might catch him
at the Tallyho Stables.
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491. Thanks, Ed.
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492. - Wilbur?
- Yeah?
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493. Axel, was right.
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494. I never really needed new shoes.
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495.
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496. Tornado, your feedbox is full.
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497. You are a bad boy.
You're not eating.
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498.
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499. Hi, Axel.
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500. Oh, Mr. Post.
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501. How did you know I was here?
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502. Here. We can't take
your grandfather's watch.
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503. I don't need a watch.
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504. What difference does it make
for time I get fired?
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505. Axel, that's your trouble.
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506. You're not a failure.
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507. You must believe in yourself.
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508. I do. I believe I'm a failure.
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509. Now, don't say that.
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510. Everybody's good at something.
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511. Axel.
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512. Oh, uh, I-I was just leaving,
Mr. Kramer. I—
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513. No, no, I don't want you
to leave.
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514. - Huh?
- I'm glad that you're back.
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515. Since he left, the horses
have been acting up,
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516. and I can't handle them.
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517. I'll pay you
a dollar and a quarter an hour
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518. just to stay
and take care of the horses.
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519. No, no, this-this man
has a way with animals.
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520. I'm going to pay him $1.75
just to take care of my horse.
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521. I'm only worth
a dollar and a quarter.
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522. $1.75.
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523. $2.
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524. A dollar and a quarter.
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525. Uh, you win, Mr. Kramer.
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526. You've got him for $2.
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527. Well, good-bye, Axel.
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528. Drop by and say hello, huh?
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529. Thank you. I will.
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530. Oh, and by the way,
he was right about my horse.
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531. He didn't need new shoes.
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532. - How do you know?
- My horse admitted it.
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533. Hey, Ed.
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534. Somebody sent you a present.
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535. Oh? Who?
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536. Axel.
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537. That's sweet.
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538. By yiminy.
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539.
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540. Oh, look.
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541. Four new shoes for you.
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542. Hey, what do you know?
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543. My favorite kind—
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544. Open toe.
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545. Closed-Captioned By
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546. ♪ I am Mister Ed ♪
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547. This has been Filmways television presentation.
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