Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid 2x3

Saikawa visits Miss Kobayashi's home to play. However, there's a girl that's unfamiliar to her (Ilulu)... Even after inviting her to join their games, Ilulu coldly refuses. Then Lucoa happens to stop by and she notices Ilulu's feelings as she tries to avoid them, so she makes an effort to help the dragon out.

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1. Kanna! I'm here to play!

2. Yay! A Saikawa!

3. Welcome, Saikawa. Be at home.

4. Sure thing! Your home is my home.

5. Where's your mom?

6. Shopping with Lady Tohru.

7. So that means...

8. We're all alone?

9. Oh... Oh my.

10. Is this like that one song?

11. Have I climbed the steps to adulthood

12. Saikawa?

13. and stopped being Cinderella?

14. Kanna, is it okay if I use your bathroom?

15. Right door.

16. I'm so nervous.

17. Uh, sorry.

18. Wh-Who the heck's that?

19. Ilulu.

20. A friend.

21. So we weren't all alone.

22. How long have you been friends?

23. For some time.

24. She came over here a bit ago, and now she lives with us.

25. She lives with you?

26. Thinking about it, there are a ton of unexplained things about Kanna.

27. She calls her mom "Kobayashi," like her last name.

28. She's super polite with her maid, like she's the boss.

29. She comes across as airheaded,

30. but then she's weirdly smart and good at sports.

31. Come on, Saikawa! Let's play!

32. Ah, who cares? She's just so dang cute!

33. Okay. I brought cards.

34. Would you like to play, too, Ilulu?

35. Play with us!

36. I'm good.

37. Did I say something to offend her?

38. Darn it! I lost.

39. Your face is an open book.

40. Time for your punishment.

41. Rub my tummy.

42. More like my prize!

43. Hiya. I was in the neighborhood,

44. so I brought some snacks over.

45. Miss Kobayashi and Lady Tohru aren't here.

46. Aw, I guess I'll wait for them, if that's okay with you.

47. You and Saikawa can share the snacks I brought.

48. Yay!

49. Hey.

50. Don't you wanna play with Kanna and her friend?

51. I don't deserve to.

52. I tried to destroy this town.

53. I haven't forgiven myself yet.

54. Shall I turn back time and make it so that didn't happen?

55. If that's what you need, I'll make it happen.

56. No, I don't want to do that.

57. I can't just invalidate what Kobayashi said to me like that.

58. I see.

59. You don't deserve to, huh?

60. But if we think that way,

61. there aren't too many dragons who deserve to get close to humans.

62. This won't go as easily as it did with Miss Kobayashi.

63. Why don't you try talking to her?

64. Wait in the bathroom.

65. I mean, I do want to play with them.

66. I can't deny those feelings any more,

67. but I can't deny what I did, either.

68. And I don't want to drag Kobayashi into this.

69. I'm sure she'd work right through this.

70. I lost again!

71. Are you losing on purpose?

72. Now, why would I do that?

73. Okay. But I'm bored playing cards with just you.

74. True, true! Not exciting with just us two!

75. Pee beam!

76. I'm just gonna use the bathroom.

77. Again?

78. Why do I have to pee so much today?

79. I'm sorry!

80. Huh? What's going on?

81. Hey. What's your name?

82. It's Saikawa.

83. So, Saikawa,

84. the truth is, I actually wanted to play with you earlier.

85. But I used to be a punk,

86. so I wasn't sure that'd be okay.

87. A punk?

88. I tried to destroy stuff.

89. You mean, like, a bad girl?

90. You don't like punks, do you?

91. You know, I'm a punk, too.

92. Really?

93. Yeah.

94. I get mad if things don't go my way.

95. I didn't like Kanna at first, and I was gonna kick her butt.

96. Th-This girl.

97. But then, like,

98. I thought that she's so cute that I wanna be friends with her!

99. This girl.

100. You're cute, too, Ilulu.

101. You wanna be friends?

102. She doesn't think anything through!

103. Struggling with your wrongdoings.

104. Dealing with taking responsibility.

105. Kids are still learning all of that.

106. But Ilulu's environment didn't give her that opporunity.

107. If she didn't change, she'd be deceived and attacked.

108. If she didn't change, she wouldn't be able to stand and fight among the adults.

109. But she can forget all of that now

110. and come back.

111. There's an adult here who'll pull the wool over her eyes with kindness.

112. She should just go straight back to being an irresponsible kid without inhibitions.

113. We're back!

114. Oh, you're here Lucoa.

115. So, we bumped into Elma and got chatting—

116. Shall we wake them up?

117. Nah. Bring the spare mattress.

118. I'd better call Saikawa's parents.

119. Miss Kobayashi's looking at me.

120. She just won't stop staring at me.

121. I can feel her hot gaze.

122. It's like she's gobbling me up with her eyes.

123. What's a girl to do?

124. Did you just sigh?

125. It's not you.

126. It's that maid outfit.

127. This one?

128. Yeah.

129. I bought a similar one when I was in high school.

130. I saved up for it working my first job.

131. I showed it to my family and...

132. And?

133. "That looks terrible on you."

134. That's what they told me. Everyone hated it.

135. That's when I joined the Observer faction.

136. After that conversation, I got to thinking...

137. How about making the perfect maid outfit for Miss Kobayashi?

138. And that's where all of you come in.

139. You never spare any effort when Miss Kobayashi's involved, do you?

140. I'm really grateful to you all for coming.

141. I didn't invite you!

142. Takiya invited me.

143. Takiya!

144. I felt sorry for her being left out.

145. You shouldn't cover up your embarrassment with fake anger.

146. It's a bad habit.

147. That's not what I'm doing!

148. Sorry, everyone.

149. By the time I woke up, Tohru had already rounded you all up.

150. There's no need to be so polite, Miss Kobayashi.

151. We are kindred spirits.

152. Who would hesitate to make time for a kindred spirit?

153. Georgie.

154. All right! Let's get to it!

155. If you could all draw your ideas, please.

156. Okay!

157. Kanna, that's amazing!

158. Buy one more property, and you'll have a monopoly over that whole area!

159. Monopoly?

160. You'll be the queen!

161. The area will be yours to do with as you please!

162. Hey! What are you doing putting such a huge house in Kanna's area?

163. Sorry, but we are competing, after all.

164. You devil!

165. I don't really get this game, but it seems to bring out the worst in people.

166. You stupid, cold-blooded devil!

167. Done!

168. That was quick, Elma.

169. Miss Kobayashi is stoic and efficient at work.

170. That's why I went with this!

171. That totally makes her out as some kind of rice cake junkie!

172. You don't like it?

173. I just wanted her to be able to refuel quickly.

174. Why don't you go and play with the kids in the next room?

175. So it's my turn next, right?

176. A bit too cutesy, wouldn't you say?

177. I don't think this sort of thing is for me.

178. I didn't really design it with you in mind.

179. C'mon, buddy.

180. I'm finished, too!

181. It's so revealing!

182. Back home, the servants all wore this kinda thing.

183. It's a little too exotic.

184. Done.

185. Georgie?

186. The favorite's stepping up.

187. I wonder what she's come up with.

188. Here you are, Miss Kobayashi.

189. Oh, thanks.

190. A long dress.

191. A design that conveys a certain elegance despite the simplicity and lack of adornments.

192. I believe that's your preference.

193. Yeah, that's right.

194. But what is a maid outfit, really?

195. It's true that maid clothing is constantly changing, becoming refined

196. and having its designs elaborated together with changing times and customs.

197. But it's always maids that wear it.

198. It's not that they become maids because they wear a maid outfit.

199. But rather, it's maids wearing it that makes it a maid outfit.

200. Miss Kobayashi.

201. I'm a student, so I can't wear my maid outfit all the time.

202. However, whatever I wear,

203. even should it be a student uniform, as long as I'm a maid, that student uniform

204. will merit being called a maid outfit, don't you think?

205. In other words, maid clothing

206. is worn by the soul!

207. The spirit of service!

208. You're going off point!

209. Tohru.

210. We were perfectly happy without you.

211. We reached a good stopping point, okay?

212. Setting that aside,

213. you keep mocking my efforts, but what did you draw?

214. U-Uh, well...

215. Why are you acting so suspicious?

216. Show me!

217. Hands to yourself, pervert!

218. What's this? A blank page?

219. You couldn't think of anything at all?

220. Not exactly.

221. I just thought, um...

222. That maybe Miss Kobayashi could try mine on instead.

223. What you wear is way too cute to fit my style.

224. Yeah. Maybe.

225. But I'll do it.

226. Since you got everyone together just for me,

227. I'll put them on.

228. Miss Kobayashi.

229. There we are! I put them on.

230. You look great!

231. You're very cute, Miss Kobayashi.

232. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the flattery.

233. Let's take a picture!

234. A double maid shot of you and me!

235. If we're gonna do that, I'd rather take one with everyone.

236. Everyone gather around, then.

237. I'm next to Kobayashi!

238. Hey, no fair!

239. Cut it out, you two! I was here first!

240. Hey, Tohru.

241. Yes?

242. I realized something today.

243. What's that?

244. Do you remember what Georgie said?

245. Yeah.

246. Maid clothes are clothes worn by maids.

247. That means that regardless of what non-maids wear, it'll never be maid clothing.

248. It's no more than playing dress-up.

249. That's why I've always disapproved of you wearing that maid outfit.

250. But when I tried them on, I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I had a change of heart.

251. It felt pretty good.

252. It got me thinking that maybe this is what I've always wanted to wear.

253. Since I got it in my head that cute clothes don't look good on me,

254. I've been wearing nothing but boyish clothes,

255. only paying any mind to what "looks good on me" and what doesn't.

256. If I want to wear something, I should just wear it.

257. And that's when I remembered.

258. I wanted to dress up.

259. But because I'm not cute

260. I leaned towards a more reserved and formulaic style

261. and just become some boring maid nerd.

262. Miss Kobayashi.

263. And then I looked at you and thought that if you're living in this house as a maid,

264. then whatever you wear is maid clothing.

265. That's what I realized.

266. You're so genuine when you're taking back something you said.

267. I like that crafty side of yours.

268. When you first got here,

269. I never, ever would've been able to say these sorta things.

270. I hope you'll keep being my house help, Tohru.

271. Please, call me your maid!

272. Uh-oh, I'm out of money.

273. You wasted too much of it.

274. Don't worry. You can go to the bank soon.

275. Your funds will be replenished.

276. Really?

277. But I have to get past Shouta Street first.

278. Wherever I land, I'll have to pay a ton of rent.

279. Just relax and roll the dice!

280. Devil!

281. You're out.

282. Do you have any hobbies, Tohru?

283. Hobbies? I'm a maid.

284. Do you think I have that kind of spare—

285. You know, I do.

286. What kind of hobbies are you into?

287. I've been really into making candy recently.

288. Is that what that piercing, high-pitched noise was just now?

289. Sorry! Was it that loud?

290. I can't think of anything.

291. I used to enjoy traveling, but...

292. Music!

293. It seems to be somewhat popular among humans.

294. Our emo friend Yana is the person to go to about music.

295. You wanted to ask me something?

296. I want you to teach me what's so fun about music.

297. I guess it's the way it fires up your soul

298. and makes your heart pulsate like a ticking time bomb.

299. A time bomb?

300. I'll help you, so give it a go.

301. All right.

302. I really don't get it.

303. Huh? What's wrong?

304. It hurts.

305. Your talent hurts!

306. I guess I upset him somehow.

307. Oh, hi, Mr. Sone.

308. I brought you another one of my little creations.

309. Wow! You've done a great job once again.

310. Is it fun making these things?

311. Wanna have a go?

312. Finished!

313. It's an extremely intricate design.

314. There are very few that can make something like this.

315. Still, I don't really get what's so fun about it.

316. I had the same feeling about playing music just now.

317. Yeah. I heard that, too.

318. It sounded like someone just playing the right notes at the right time.

319. Oh, so you heard it?

320. It was probably too easy for you,

321. so there was no space for you to feel anything.

322. Hobbies only bring fulfillment if they spark curiosity and emotion.

323. I see. So that's what it is.

324. I'm home.

325. Welcome home!

326. Do you have any hobbies, Kanna?

327. Hobbies?

328. I like walking on this white line.

329. What's so fun about this?

330. If you fall, you die.

331. I see.

332. This is a drill for fighting in a particular type of environment.

333. I had underestimated Kanna's dragonly instincts.

334. Oh, a gap.

335. And that's how it's done!

336. Too much.

337. But you can't really say that's a hobby.

338. It's fun when I do it with Saikawa.

339. Welcome home—

340. Hey! No fair, Kanna!

341. Give me a donut, too!

342. No!

343. Tohru!

344. You just sit around all day.

345. You have to work to earn your keep, remember?

346. Ilulu, don't you have any hobbies?

347. Hobbies?

348. Well, I like to laze around.

349. That's not a hobby. That's just your state of being.

350. Hey! That's just mea—

351. What flavor is it?

352. Chocolate?

353. What about yours?

354. Cinnamon?

355. Hobbies are a tricky business.

356. All the kids at school are into "idols."

357. Worshiping sacred imagery, huh?

358. I'm not sure that's really my thing.

359. Hang on a second. That's it!

360. Idolizing Miss Kobayashi!

361. Finally, the day's over.

362. You're telling me!

363. Hello?

364. Kobayashi! Kobayashi! Come home quick!

365. It's Lady Tohru. She's...

366. What happened!

367. Love's kiss! A sloppy kiss! Love's kiss! A sloppy kiss!

368. I love you, Miss Kobayashi!

369. Love's kiss! A sloppy kiss! Love's kiss! A sloppy kiss!

370. I love you, Miss Kobayashi!

371. Love a sloppy kiss!

372. What the heck?

373. Lady Tohru won't stop making Kobayashi stuff and showing it off.

374. And making us listen to her singing.

375. Miss Kobayashi!

376. Hobbies sure are fun, aren't they?

377. Miss Kobayashi! Miss Kobayashi! Miss Kobayashi!

378. I get like this sometimes when I'm really hammered

379. so I can't really say anything.

380. I've got the required funds.

381. Now I just have to get to the goal.

382. Saikawa, what shall we do?

383. No way!

384. I knew you could do it, Kanna!

385. How did you—

386. I transferred all my assets to Kanna.

387. Hey, that's not fair!

388. What's mine is Kanna's!

389. My body, my soul, all of it!

390. I am nothing!

391. Let us pray!

392. What's your hobby, Lucoa?

393. I guess that would be Shouta, yeah?

394. No shocker there.

395. What about you, Fafnir? It's gaming, right?

396. Wrong.

397. Yeah, it's gaming.

398. No.

399. Come on!

400. I'm telling you, you're wrong!

401. Who's the degenerate of the week?

402. Sagittarius.