Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid 2x2

Directed by Taichi Ogawa

Tomokazu Sugita as Clemene (voice) • Shinya Takahashi as Elder Dragon (voice) • Makoto Kaneko as Big Brother (voice) • Sachiko Okada as Weather Girl (voice)

Miss Kobayashi managed to drive Ilulu away, but in return she got a you-know-what attached to her groin with magic. Because of that you-know-what, she starts perceiving behaviors that she would usually think nothing of in a different light and starts getting more and more turned on by Tohru.

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1. Ilulu.

2. Ilulu!

3. Are you playing with humans again?

4. Yeah! Humans are so kind. I love them!

5. Is that so?

6. Perhaps the time has come to reconsider living among them.

7. We've got trouble!

8. Humans have made their way into the dragon village!

9. We were peacefully minding our own business, and suddenly all hell broke loose.

10. Damned humans! You'll pay for this.

11. Where are my mom and dad?

12. I'm sorry to tell you, but...

13. Does this mean I can't play with humans anymore?

14. Of course it does!

15. Those bastards killed your parents!

16. Humans are our enemy.

17. Our species will never see eye to eye.

18. Great.

19. Everyone's asleep.

20. I never thought the first one I'd see besides my dad's would be my own.

21. Miss Kobayashi! Welcome back.

22. You should let me know when you're gonna be home late.

23. Er, uh... Sorry.

24. Is everything okay, Miss Kobayashi?

25. Your face is as red as a tomato.

26. Are you getting sick?

27. I'm... I'm fine!

28. What's this all about?

29. Why am I getting so hot and bothered around Tohru?

30. Wait a sec. Am I turned on by her?

31. Just go put some clothes on!

32. If you say so.

33. Kobayashi.

34. Now that you've become a man, you'll reveal your true nature.

35. Go on. Show me.

36. Show me how shallow you humans truly are.

37. I'll bet that's what she's thinking.

38. Ilulu must have used some kinda magic to turn me into a man.

39. I just hope I'll go back to normal with time.

40. I don't know what Ilulu wants from me,

41. but I'll keep my cool. That's all I can do.

42. K-Kanna?

43. Morning, Kobayashi.

44. What's up?

45. I woke up feeling cold, so...

46. I'm gonna get up now, okay?

47. Who knows what might happen while I'm like this?

48. I'll have to keep some distance between me and the girls.

49. I wonder if Tohru could fix this.

50. You have a what now?

51. Let's get down to business!

52. We have to do our part to further the species!

53. That can't go well.

54. What are you watching?

55. Clickety Clack-Clack.

56. Ready?

57. Okay!

58. This is a perfectly normal thing for girls to do together.

59. I-I can overcome this.

60. I refuse to be controlled by these ridiculous male desires!

61. Miss Kobayashi!

62. Don't just hug me for no reason!

63. Kobayashi.

64. Don't cling to me.

65. Miss Kobayashi!

66. I told you to quit hugging me for no reason!

67. Miss Kobayashi!

68. Go away!

69. Have we always been this physical?

70. Thank god. It's getting smaller.

71. Ilulu must have been weakened from the battle with Tohru.

72. That group of dragons from Tohru's world...

73. The "Chaos faction," was it?

74. They hate humans and teach their children to do the same.

75. Ilulu was brought up that way,

76. has lived her life that way,

77. and her soul's been consumed by that.

78. Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi.

79. Kanna's gone to bed.

80. How does dinner and some drinks sound?

81. That hit the spot.

82. Time to stop worrying.

83. Wait. I know this feeling.

84. Did she give me an aphrodisiac?

85. I noticed over the course of the day, you know.

86. Noticed that right now

87. you're endowed down there!

88. Ilulu did a job on you, huh?

89. Poor Miss Kobayashi!

90. Don't you worry. I'll fix you up!

91. But before that...

92. I'm not gonna let this chance slip by!

93. We're already connected emotionally. Now let's get physical!

94. Now, Mr. Kobayashi.

95. Let me handle—

96. You look totally turned off!

97. You stripped off the maid outfit. No bueno.

98. Tohru, let me tell you what men see in maids.

99. Starting from the very beginning.

100. All right!

101. I got through it.

102. Now, what's your move, Ilulu?

103. The display looks wonderful, doesn't it, Milady?

104. I think it's missing something.

105. Much better.

106. So it is!

107. Wait. Don't try to escape.

108. So you came after me, Order faction?

109. I'm Clemene of the Dragon Slayers.

110. When you arrive in Hades,

111. let the Judges of the dead know that I sent you.

112. It'll go down as an achievement.

113. All righty.

114. Ilulu always shows up when I'm on my own,

115. so I guess if I linger around I might see her.

116. Am I...

117. getting hung up on her?

118. Maybe it's 'cause I feel like we could get along.

119. Everyone I've met from the other world up to this point

120. has been so friendly.

121. You can tell they've been through their fair share of disputes and trauma,

122. but they can still connect with people

123. because they believe there's more to life than just conflict.

124. And I believe in Tohru because of that.

125. That's why I want to make things right with Ilulu.

126. I guess she's not coming.

127. Maybe she'll show up if I go where there's less people?

128. Ilulu!

129. Are you hurt?

130. I see we have a witness.

131. Human inhabitant.

132. I came to here to exterminate this otherworldly pest.

133. I suggest you get out of here promptly

134. and forget what you saw.

135. Who's this asshole?

136. You mean you came here to kill Ilulu?

137. An adult, coming to kill a child?

138. That's right.

139. She's a Chaos dragon.

140. A wicked dragon who can bring nothing but harm to your kind.

141. In that case...

142. Take that!

143. What is this head-splitting noise?

144. Quiet down there, ya asshats!

145. Here we go!

146. Anti-crime alarm to the rescue!

147. My god, she's heavy!

148. She got away.

149. Why would a human help her?

150. Oh, you coming to?

151. You okay?

152. Your wounds seemed to have healed up in no time at all.

153. Why did you save me?

154. Sure you can say that yet?

155. That jackass is bound to come back for you, isn't he?

156. So what if he does?

157. Huh?

158. If I fight him and lose, that was my fate.

159. So can't we just say that me saving you was your fate, too?

160. Ilulu, are you trying to take something out on me?

161. The way you are with me kinda gives that impression.

162. I refuse to accept that there are dragons who can coexist with humans.

163. Dragons and humans can never get along.

164. So you've told me before.

165. Because if we can...

166. Then why have I been...

167. Dragons are the superior species. It's shameful to associate with lowly humans.

168. All I really wanted—

169. There have been countless tragedies.

170. We can never get along.

171. You see, all I really wanted—

172. Humans are our enemy.

173. Was to—

174. Was to keep—

175. All I really wanted...

176. was to keep

177. playing with them!

178. But nobody would let me.

179. Even though those kids never did anything wrong.

180. I see.

181. In that case...

182. Wanna play with us?

183. We get up to all sorts of stuff.

184. Playing dodgeball, going to comic cons, hitting up the spa.

185. Spare me the all-out mock battles, though.

186. Y-You're trying to trick me.

187. Saying all the right things to lure me in.

188. That's right.

189. I'm saying nice things to try to win over

190. a savage and wicked Chaos dragon and render her harmless.

191. Will you believe everything you've been taught?

192. Will you get tricked by me?

193. I...

194. That's enough.

195. I never imagined you'd have a human accomplice.

196. I'll exterminate you, too!

197. Can you do that?

198. Isn't there a rule against it?

199. That rule carries no real weight.

200. A rule put in place by dragons has no legitimacy when it comes to humans.

201. This asshole makes Tohru's dad look like a real stand-up guy.

202. But...

203. Don't underestimate humans.

204. A human, trying to shield a dragon?

205. Kobayashi!

206. Ow!

207. That really freaking hurt!

208. You took your time.

209. What are you doing here?

210. How dare you hurt Miss Kobayashi!

211. N-No bother. All I have to do is call for backup.

212. I'll call for Lady Elma right away.

213. If you start saying the right things now,

214. I'll destroy just your flesh and spare your soul.

215. So, you best start begging for your life.

216. D-Did you kill him?

217. No. I just erased his memory of this place

218. and sent him back to the world he came from.

219. I did make him suffer a little first, though.

220. I see.

221. Great.

222. Now Ilulu can...

223. Whoa. Now that I've relaxed, I suddenly feel...

224. Miss Kobayashi!

225. Give me just a moment!

226. Dragon saliva stops bleeding.

227. You just wanna lick her, don't you?

228. Ready for a good licking?

229. Licky, licky, lick, lick!

230. How long is your tongue?

231. Being a member of a society

232. means earnestly following the rules

233. and putting work over one's private life.

234. That's how I used to think.

235. I was taught that it's your duty to serve your role in society.

236. And before I noticed, I had no friends outside of work.

237. That's when Tohru came along and helped me to change.

238. That's why I might be seeing my old self in Ilulu.

239. Welcome back, Miss Kobayashi.

240. Are you okay?

241. Tohru. Kanna.

242. Am I home?

243. Yeah. I healed your wounds, too.

244. Where's Ilulu?

245. Down there.

246. She won't leave your side.

247. It's a bit late to suddenly realize how awesome Miss Kobyashi is, you know?

248. Kobayashi.

249. Can I be tricked, please?

250. Sure.

251. Good morning.

252. Now for the weather across the country from El Niño News.

253. Is she gonna be okay not hiding her claws and tail?

254. Those torpedoes, too. Might make daily life a bit easier.

255. Her current appearance is already taxing enough for her.

256. If she wasn't making such an effort, her breasts would be even bigger.

257. I guess she could hide her claws and tail if she felt like it, though.

258. So you're telling me it's just her boobs she can't get rid of?

259. Can't she throw, like, 5% of them my way?

260. Kobayashi! Kobayashi!

261. What's up?

262. This is where we expel our wastes, right?

263. How does that work?

264. So we're starting from there, huh?

265. Yeah. Just sit there. That's it.

266. Got it.

267. She's got a lot to learn.

268. If only there were some kind of super maid around at times like these,

269. I might see things differently.

270. Sorry to dump this on you. It's just while I'm at work.

271. Don't be. We're permanently joined at the hip.

272. Don't sneak a "permanently" in there.

273. Have a good day!

274. You got muscles! You using them?

275. Right.

276. We were trying to kill each other not too long ago.

277. The Tohru I know would never forgive a traitor like me.

278. She's gonna take me out.

279. But I want to get to know Kobayashi better.

280. I won't just roll over and die.

281. Don't fight.

282. Here.

283. It's a manual I wrote on how to live as a human.

284. First of all, turn your hands into human ones.

285. Why are you just cackling at yourself?

286. Not quite got the hang of making hands?

287. I can't change them properly.

288. I'll read it like this.

289. You mean you can actually grip with those?

290. Yeah, they seem to have little hands attached.

291. Ew!

292. Greetings.

293. Humans communicate using greetings.

294. If in doubt, just repeat back whatever anyone says to you.

295. Food.

296. Humans will eat almost anything, but they appear to have an aversion to consuming dragon meat.

297. If you know a way to get them to eat it, let me know.

298. Breeding.

299. Yes, please.

300. Isn't this a little subjective?

301. It's my truth.

302. Attire.

303. Dress as similarly to humans as possible if you don't want to stand out.

304. Not really following your own advice, are you?

305. No backtalk!

306. Okay, okay.

307. I'll put on some human clothes, too.

308. There's nothing your size in there.

309. These are all Kanna's, right?

310. Like I said, not your size.

311. See? I found something.

312. Told you so.

313. Why don't you transform your scales like I do?

314. My mimicry isn't nearly that good.

315. All right, then. I'll lend you some of my clothes.

316. What are you gonna do now?

317. What do you mean?

318. What do you want to do?

319. Isn't there anything?

320. What do I want to do, huh?

321. I'll think about it.

322. I see.

323. Mhm.

324. Well, while you figure it out, feel free to make yourself

325. not at home.

326. Your true feelings slipped out there.

327. This may come as a surprise to you,

328. but I'm not very comfortable with you being here.

329. Not really a surprise.

330. I mean, just think about the way you showed up here.

331. You were like a blood-hungry berserker!

332. I just thought it would be fun to fight you.

333. Is that what I looked like?

334. Please work out what you want to do soon.

335. You have to earn your keep, as they say.

336. What does Kanna do?

337. Kanna works as an elementary school student.

338. Okay. I'll do that, too!

339. You have to be a kid for that.

340. You're the same age as me.

341. Oh.

342. Tricky, isn't it?

343. I'm home!

344. Welcome back.

345. What's gotten into Ilulu?

346. She's thinking about what she wants to do.

347. I hope you find something good.

348. Something on my face?

349. I've worked out what I want to do for now.

350. Ooh! What is it?

351. I wanna make babies with you, Kobayashi.

352. I thought about it long and hard, and it's about time I had a family of my own.

353. I want you to fill the void that was left when I lost my family.

354. Kobayashi, will you breed with me?

355. Nope!

356. Nope! Nope! Nope!

357. Nope with a side of nope!

358. There's also the fact that I'm female.

359. Don't worry. I can put it back on you.

360. Nope! If anyone's gonna do that, it's me!

361. Perverts.

362. Right?

363. Nope! I will absolutely not allow it!

364. I'm not particularly attached to my virginity,

365. but I'm not giving it to either of you two.

366. They're for you, Ilulu.

367. Where is Ilulu gonna sleep?

368. We can't fit another bed in here.

369. How about here?

370. The closet?

371. It's cozy.

372. If that's what you want.

373. Yeah. I like it.

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