Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid 2x12

Hiro Shimono as Taketo Aida (voice)

A typical morning with typical dragon girls. A priceless slice of daily life without any complaints. However, ever since Miss Kobayashi heard the tale from the Emperor of Demise, something has been slightly weighing on her. Yet it's not clear to her what exactly that is. As that uncertainty builds, the summer festival they've all been waiting for is drawing closer.

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1. Round and round and round and round.

2. The polyglutamic goes.

3. Break it up! Tear it up! Become glutamic!

4. Destruction! That's what being a dragon's all about!

5. Is that enough?

6. More!

7. Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.

8. Morning, Kobayashi.

9. Morning.

10. Morning.

11. To go with the summer season, I made you okra miso soup today.

12. Well, thank you.

13. There's this "summer festival" thing coming up, right?

14. Take told me about it.

15. I'm gonna go with Saikawa.

16. What do you do there?

17. I heard there are lots of food stalls.

18. Hey, Takiya.

19. Yeah?

20. What do you do when a relationship gets complicated?

21. Huh?

22. Hmm...

23. Just go with the flow, I guess?

24. I see.

25. I see.

26. They were talking about that thing this morning.

27. Guess I'll go with Tohru.

28. Guess we should go yukata shopping.

29. You won't catch me in one, though.

30. They're already putting the decorations up.

31. Tohru? What's she doing here?

32. Someone from the shopping district asked me.

33. Really?

34. They really rely on you, don't they?

35. I don't know what this festival business is all about,

36. but it's a real pain in the butt.

37. Really? You seemed happy enough.

38. That's the street you walk to come home.

39. The thought of my light shining on you...

40. How poetic.

41. You doing something the day of, too?

42. It seems the girls from the maid café are running a stall

43. so I thought I might help them out.

44. Oh yeah?

45. Tohru seems to be doing well lately.

46. She's making the effort to get involved in the community,

47. helping people out and earning their trust,

48. and proving herself to be worthy of it.

49. You can't give her being a dragon all the credit.

50. I think it's very much a good development.

51. But the thing is...

52. It makes me stop and think.

53. Is a human like me really worthy of such an amazing person's love?

54. No, that's not quite it.

55. I guess since she stopped practically stalking me

56. I've been a little lonely, maybe?

57. Just gotta suck it up, I guess.

58. I want this one.

59. Sure. It's cute.

60. Yay!

61. Kobayashi!

62. How about this one?

63. I think it'll look good on you.

64. Really?

65. What about you?

66. Aren't you gonna wear a yukata?

67. Nah, I'm good.

68. Miss Kobayashi!

69. Which do you prefer?

70. Go with whichever one you prefer.

71. I want you to choose!

72. Seriously?

73. Then, uh...

74. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a dragon by the toe.

75. If she hollers, let her go. Eeny meeny, miny, moe.

76. This one.

77. By the toe? That's barbaric!

78. I'm going with this one!

79. Go for it.

80. You're excited, aren't you, Elma?

81. I love festivals!

82. What are festivals like in your world?

83. Well, um, if I remember correctly,

84. we had pig roast, steamed duck, grape juice, and all kinds of wonderful stuff.

85. All she remembers is the food.

86. There's Lady Tohru!

87. Here you are! Our maid café special rice omelet!

88. Lady Tohru!

89. Oh, hi guys.

90. Why are you dressed like some kind of festival chief instead of a maid?

91. It's hard to move around in maid clothes, wouldn't you say?

92. This damn girl went and said it.

93. It's what's inside that important.

94. Rice omelet! Give me one, stat!

95. Get in line.

96. This stall's popular.

97. If I line up here,

98. I won't be able to eat grilled corn, squid, okonomiyaki, caramel apple,

99. and loads of other stuff!

100. All right, enough already.

101. I'll bring some back for you to have later.

102. Really? You rock, Tohru!

103. You're moved to tears?

104. I'll be finishing in an hour.

105. Got it.

106. The aroma of this soy sauce is to die for!

107. Glad to hear it.

108. Hey, guys!

109. Lucoa! Shouta!

110. Hi.

111. Hi.

112. Festivals are great, aren't they?

113. You think so?

114. Yeah. This one's a little different to the ones we had in our world, though.

115. In our world, people used to celebrate God at festivals.

116. Really?

117. Japan's kind of losing touch with that in modern days.

118. That's when people put their guards up and it becomes more difficult for dragons to get in.

119. Remember that big spring festival they had in the country up north?

120. Oh yeah! It was difficult to get around during that time.

121. And sometimes God would come down, too.

122. I can't take part in all this hometown talk.

123. It's fun hearing about the world,

124. but I feel like a bit of an outsider.

125. Just gotta suck it up, I guess.

126. Amazing!

127. Your yukata's cute, Kanna.

128. Yours is cute, too.

129. Woo-hoo!

130. Let's come to the festival together again next year.

131. Yeah.

132. And when we're grown up, even when we grow old,

133. let's come together even then.

134. Live a long time, Saikawa.

135. Oh, uh... I will?

136. We'll be best friends forever and ever!

137. Yes!

138. Wow!

139. I like this place.

140. The kids are so happy.

141. You're usually so childish,

142. but there are times when you act more grown up than me.

143. Damn, it didn't drop!

144. Take.

145. I was tricked into being here.

146. Tricked?

147. I was told to become an adult

148. and thought I couldn't go back to being a kid,

149. but Kobayashi lured me in,

150. telling me it was okay to do that.

151. But there's still an adult side to you.

152. Really?

153. But in that case, I'll trick you, too.

154. I'll tell you you can be a kid.

155. Hell yeah!

156. So...

157. How about I turn you into a man?

158. Wh-What are you saying?

159. Did you look at my chest just now?

160. You perv!

161. You precocious brat!

162. People who knew you back in the day

163. would be shocked to see you now.

164. Look who's talking.

165. A god contenting herself with being a familiar.

166. I'm just living the life I want.

167. It's a waste not to enjoy life.

168. Yeah. That's true.

169. Shouta, do you like Lucoa?

170. Wh-Where did that come from!

171. I was just wondering how you'd feel

172. if you saw Lucoa getting along well

173. with one of your friends or classmates, for example?

174. Ah, sorry. You don't have to answer.

175. You really don't, okay?

176. No surprise there.

177. Of course he'd feel uncomfortable.

178. Where are you going?

179. It's been an hour.

180. Oh, Miss Kobayashi.

181. I was about to go looking for you.

182. That yukata looks good on you.

183. Why, thank you!

184. So everyone's over there, huh?

185. Wait.

186. Why don't we walk around a bit just the two of us?

187. I'd love to.

188. What's this about, Miss Kobayashi?

189. Have you finally noticed how amazing I am?

190. Yeah.

191. Nani!

192. You're an immensely powerful dragon that's even battled against God,

193. but here, you can get along with anyone you choose.

194. After hearing about your past the other day, I got to thinking.

195. Am I really worthy of being loved by someone like you?

196. Were you really thinking that?

197. I might have gone a bit too deep into everything.

198. I've been living with you like it's no big deal.

199. I've taken all the baggage you've carried with you

200. and just written it off because you're a dragon.

201. But now the question of what's the deal with this whole thing

202. has been spinning relentlessly.

203. And?

204. I'm fed up with thinking about it already.

205. Let's just carry on like this. Just the way things are.

206. Well, that's my conclusion.

207. But I guess I wanted to know what you think.

208. Me?

209. I like you, Miss Kobayashi.

210. But there are a lot of ways

211. in which I'm superior to you and to other humans.

212. That's natural.

213. I'm a dragon,

214. and I'm proud of it.

215. I was in a place where we put everything on the line to assert our superiority,

216. and our lives depended on doing so.

217. But there's no way of showing that you're better on the inside.

218. Does being good at fighting make one superior?

219. Or being beautiful?

220. Or smart?

221. I used to try to be all of those things.

222. It's all I wanted.

223. I was trying to be an adult.

224. But I didn't need to try to be anything.

225. I could just stay how I was.

226. You helped me to realize that.

227. You're always giving people too much credit.

228. You don't realize how happy you make me.

229. You saved me without even trying.

230. Miss Kobayashi.

231. I love you!

232. And I always will.

233. Forever

234. and ever.

235. Tohru.

236. Yeah?

237. Too intense.

238. What?

239. Do you have any pictures from the summer festival the other day?

240. Yeah!

241. Wanna see?

242. Ah.

243. I see that it was fun.

244. Right?

245. Hey, wanna go flower viewing?

246. In the middle of summer? What are you talking about?

247. I know someone whose flesh turns into flowers.

248. They shared some with me,

249. but it's not the same enjoying them alone.

250. Their flesh turns to flowers?

251. Sounds good!

252. I'll organize the flower viewing of your life!

253. Why are you so excited about it?

254. N-No reason. Who doesn't love a good flower viewing?

255. D-Do you need some more sauce for your noodles?

256. So this is your friend's flesh?

257. It looks just like cherry blossoms!

258. Pretty, isn't it?

259. Well, we've got booze, too.

260. What say we get to it?

261. Sounds great to me!

262. Forgive my presumptuousness, but as organizer I'd like to say a few words.

263. Thank you all for joining Miss Kobayashi's flower viewing event.

264. I've prepared lots of activities to help Miss Kobayashi have a good time,

265. so let's all make every effort to make sure she does.

266. Cut it out! You're making me have a bad time!

267. Sakuramazing!

268. This is the life.

269. The booze is even better when you're out enjoying nature.

270. Out enjoying it?

271. You make it sound like humans have become alienated from nature.

272. That might just be true.

273. That might be what happens when you look for collective objectivity in aesthetic values.

274. Huh?

275. This is just awful.

276. Why did you even come?

277. Stuff like this is all part of the experience!

278. Takiya! Don't get distracted!

279. We need to work together to sever its tail.

280. We're counting on you!

281. You sure put a lot of faith in each other in your game!

282. You in on this, Shouta?

283. It's just... I can't relax when it's all girls around me.

284. Fair enough.

285. Hey there, kiddo. Time to kill?

286. Elma?

287. Okay. In that case,

288. let's get down to business.

289. Wow.

290. What are you doing?

291. I heard that people give little performances at these kinds of events.

292. I looked up a few ideas and settled on this.

293. You really went all in!

294. They normally get an old dude in to do that.

295. Not a woman—

296. He's loving it!

297. What about Tohru?

298. She looks so dumb!

299. Loving it for a different reason.

300. I'm gonna do it with Saikawa some time.

301. I'll do it with Take, too.

302. Let's quit that train of thought.

303. Since everyone's getting into the spirit of the event,

304. it's time for the tournament, so please draw your tickets.

305. Tournament?

306. The arm wrestling tournament!

307. Did you draw that picture?

308. You're so good!

309. I'm not in it, right?

310. You're the referee.

311. Oh, great.

312. Come on. You, too, Fafnir.

313. Bam!

314. Time for the first match.

315. Takiya vs. Ilulu.

316. Are you sure you wanna do this, Takiya?

317. Huh?

318. Yeah, I'll give it a go.

319. I guess that's fine.

320. Ready... Ready...

321. Go!

322. It might be broken.

323. Oh, that's all, huh?

324. You okay?

325. You're more impulsive than I thought you were.

326. Okay. Round two.

327. Kanna vs. Lucoa.

328. Ready...

329. Go!

330. Lucoa's the winner.

331. You're not allowed to use both hands, Kanna.

332. You really gonna do this?

333. No, sir!

334. You can do it, Shouta!

335. If I can just beat you, I'll...

336. Tohru is no surprise, but Lady Lucoa?

337. I was sure Faf would stay in it.

338. Don't call me Faf.

339. All that staying indoors taken its toll?

340. Leave me alone.

341. Come to think of it,

342. this may just be for fun,

343. but it's the first time we've ever fought each other one-on-one, isn't it?

344. That may be the case for you.

345. Let's not hold back.

346. S-She's strong!

347. I'm losing!

348. You can do it, Tohru!

349. Not me?

350. Now!

351. And the champion is Tohru!

352. Yes!

353. Lady Tohru!

354. I knew she'd win.

355. Shouta!

356. Why?

357. I bribed him.

358. I was bribed.

359. Here's your crystal ball.

360. I can't believe it!

361. Tohru won! She's the best maid!

362. Go me!

363. Whoops.

364. You really look like you're enjoying that.

365. You want some?

366. Sure. I'll take you up on that offer.

367. Good, isn't it?

368. It's delicious.

369. Feels good, doesn't it?

370. Yeah.

371. The sun's starting to go down.

372. Yeah.

373. Belly dance!

374. Back to work tomorrow.

375. Yeah.

376. But...

377. We don't need to think about that now, do we?

378. Yeah.

379. Right! The party's in full swing,

380. and this booze has made its way to my head!

381. I've got a bad feeling.

382. What's up?

383. And now, among the falling cherry blossoms, with all concerned parties present,

384. it's time for today's main event!

385. Me, Tohru,

386. and Miss Kobayashi

387. will be married

388. right here and now!

389. Say what?

390. What the hell?

391. Time for Miss Kobayashi's wardrobe swap!

392. Whoa! What just—

393. Now, Miss Kobayashi.

394. Tell me you love me.

395. I...

396. Yes?

397. I...

398. Go on.

399. IDIOT!

400. Miss Kobayashi!

401. We can't let her get away with this savagery!

402. We need to help Miss Kobayashi now!

403. No fair, Tohru!

404. I wanna hook up with Kobayashi, too!

405. According to the crystal ball,

406. this wedding is...

407. Can't we just be happy for them?

408. Oh dear.

409. I can't just watch while my co-worker's in trouble.

410. Again?

411. Huh?

412. Miss Kobayashi,

413. I, a dragon,

414. am trying to hold a ceremony in accordance with human values.

415. If you say it's not necessary, that's okay, too, but...

416. What are you talking about? Idiot!

417. I won't let you get away, Miss Kobayashi!

418. Who's the degenerate of the week?

419. Libra.