Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid 2x11

Directed by Noriyuki Kitanohara

Takayuki Sugo as Emperor of Demise (voice) • Hiroshi Yanaka as Managing Director (voice) • Shinya Takahashi as Dragonute (voice)

Miss Kobayashi's hips have seriously started hurting. She buys up a bunch of health products to try and improve it, but she hardly uses any of them... Even Tohru loses her patience and tries to get her to eat tail meat, but she sadly refuses. Tohru then begins her search for what Miss Kobayashi considers a "typical remedy."

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1. You can do this one sitting down.

2. Stretch your side out fully.

3. 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

4. Be careful not to overexert yourself!

5. Uh-oh.

6. The damage has really built up.

7. I've gotta figure something out.

8. Otherwise,

9. I'll have to eat that.

10. Take it away.

11. Wow. They've got so many different relaxation devices.

12. Oh, what's this?

13. So that's how you use it!

14. This looks good, too.

15. That might be good, too!

16. And this one.

17. And that one.

18. That one, too!

19. All of them!

20. Miss Kobayashi.

21. What are you gonna do with all these things?

22. I'm gonna use them all.

23. Really?

24. You haven't used this one once, have you?

25. I'll use it soon!

26. Shall I work on you a little bit?

27. I used to massage my grandma's shoulders all the time.

28. Grandma?

29. How's that feel?

30. Pretty good.

31. But put those melons away.

32. I wanna do it, too!

33. Thanks, you guys.

34. Me next!

35. Miss Kobayashi.

36. I've been thinking about something lately.

37. I'm always thinking about serving you,

38. and I may just be projecting my feelings onto you.

39. True service means understanding the other person's feelings

40. and thinking about what they want.

41. She got serious all of a sudden.

42. That's why—

43. So it was about that after all!

44. You haven't listened to my feelings at all!

45. You're too kind to eat me, aren't you?

46. I wish you actually understood.

47. "Actually"?

48. And that's why

49. I called you two losers who work with her.

50. Could you refer to us a little bit more politely?

51. Her back?

52. She has been working nonstop lately.

53. The sales guys know what they're doing, but—

54. Spare me the shop talk.

55. Well, I did notice something.

56. What's that?

57. Miss Kobayashi has bad posture.

58. What's that have to do with her having a bad back?

59. Right.

60. Humans get back pain just from bad posture.

61. What?

62. She could change her chair.

63. Her chair?

64. She uses a company office chair.

65. I've told her she should switch to a better model.

66. But chairs are expensive.

67. Are they?

68. I guess Miss Kobayashi's the type

69. to buy all sorts of things to try to save some money.

70. Yeah. She's the type to sip the cheap stuff.

71. Everything would be better if she'd just eat my tail.

72. No. That'd just wreck her stomach.

73. There's something in my world that'll work for her back.

74. So I'll go get some more of that.

75. I don't think that's a good idea.

76. Ever heard of "eating the food of the dead"?

77. They say that if you eat meat cooked in the oven of the underworld,

78. you become a prisoner of that realm.

79. Are you saying that's what I'm doing?

80. A trip into the underworld, huh?

81. Is Miss Kobayashi Persephone?

82. Persephone might be a step in the wrong direction

83. but maybe she's more akin to Demophon?

84. Doing what you think is right doesn't always work out for the best, does it?

85. I'm gonna go home and rethink my strategy.

86. Takiya can get the bill.

87. I never knew you had such a deep awareness of the lines between value systems.

88. It's nothing that grand.

89. Just simple logic.

90. When emotions get stirred up, those lines can be easily crossed.

91. That's the danger.

92. Takiya's astute.

93. Truth be told, it kinda hit home.

94. What's wrong with doing everything in your power

95. to make the person you love happy?

96. That's what I thought.

97. But if it's not what she wants, it's nothing more than meddling.

98. I eat the food of this world without any second thought,

99. and I just assume she won't mind either.

100. But I want her to keep being a person of this world.

101. I'm back.

102. Ooh!

103. Welcome back!

104. Oh, so you're using that thing?

105. It really works.

106. Miss Kobayashi.

107. What?

108. Whoa!

109. I'm not gonna eat it.

110. Sure.

111. Just lay your back on here.

112. Now that's the ticket!

113. Is this enough?

114. More than enough.

115. So that's how it is.

116. Yep. That's how it is.

117. Got it.

118. That's what I'll do.

119. That feels great!

120. Shall I return the favor and give you a massage?

121. Huh? O-Oh, uh...

122. Sure. My shoulders, if you will.

123. Huh?

124. 'Cause your boobs are so heavy?

125. Is it 'cause your boobs are so heavy?

126. What are you writing?

127. It's a grimoire about avoiding detection and stuff like that.

128. Ah, all those handy spells?

129. I was thinking of teaching Kanna and Ilulu.

130. You're so considerate of your friends.

131. Oh, stop it!

132. No need to butter me up. Just take a bite!

133. I'll pass.

134. There's no need to be embarrassed.

135. Just as I thought.

136. Why is it that magic spells

137. and the programming language we developed independently...

138. look the same?

139. Yeah.

140. That's easy.

141. Because we, those who made it, are wizards.

142. Huh?

143. Really?

144. Do you have an interest in this side?

145. In that case, I guess now's a good time for you to find out.

146. Find out what?

147. The reason that Lady Tohru came to this world.

148. I'll hear that kind of thing from her.

149. What if you could hear it from one of her close family members?

150. Huh?

151. Huh?

152. Tohru's dad.

153. Long time no see.

154. What brings you here?

155. This man's an acquaintance of mine.

156. I was checking in with him to see how Tohru's been doing.

157. Is that so?

158. I suppose you came to this room because you want to hear it.

159. I guess.

160. But after that, I'm gonna ask Tohru directly.

161. Very well.

162. A never-ending battle.

163. A long fight where opposing forces gathered occasionally

164. just to be consumed.

165. We were fighting to defeat God

166. and restore the world to a state free of higher powers.

167. We despised being governed,

168. so we bared our fangs and tried to take back our freedom.

169. The dragons were united at first.

170. But over time, we began to see traitors who came to worship that god

171. and others who watched from the sidelines with no allegiance.

172. I believe they're now known as the "Order" and "Observer" factions.

173. And we came to have the name "Chaos faction" forced on us.

174. Those who wanted to plunge the world into disorder

175. fought for hundreds of years

176. and waited hundreds of years to be ready to fight.

177. In the midst of this never-ending cycle,

178. a child was born.

179. Her name was Tohru.

180. That name came from an author from this world.

181. So Tohru was named after a human from here?

182. Indeed.

183. And this man divined the contents of that book a long time ago

184. and sold it at mass scale in my world.

185. In other words, he's a plagiarist.

186. Copyright becomes invalid 50 years after an author's death, right?

187. If a book hasn't even been written yet,

188. it's fine to publish it in another world.

189. Besides, I need to be able to fund my research.

190. CEO.

191. I didn't really think anything of humans at the time.

192. I was just aware that they occasionally do funny things

193. and create interesting works.

194. Some of them worshipped god,

195. lo and behold!

196. Our great lord who guides us

197. but their power was nothing compared to ours.

198. So I ignored them.

199. But everything changed when

200. the Order faction began to collude with humans.

201. Word got around the Chaos faction that humans spread evil

202. and had to be destroyed.

203. Daddy! Daddy!

204. What are humans like?

205. They spread nothing but evil and must be destroyed.

206. I thought Tohru would be persecuted if she didn't integrate into the faction.

207. Die!

208. Die!

209. Ever since she was born, I had the feeling being a dragon,

210. and being my daughter, was a burden on Tohru.

211. Die!

212. I thought that was a bad thing. I guess I'd been influenced by humans, too.

213. So I decided to let Tohru act freely.

214. I wanted her to go to different places, experience different things,

215. and develop her own ideas.

216. Tohru soaked up knowledge about everything she took an interest in, without prejudice.

217. I figured it wouldn't be long before she started to doubt

218. the Chaos faction's contempt for humans, too.

219. But she went on a rampage.

220. Rampage?

221. She stormed over to God's base of operations all on her own.

222. She sustained serious injuries and fled to this world.

223. And that's when she met me.

224. Indeed.

225. But still, I was shocked, too.

226. I never thought that such a strong bond would form

227. between a dragon and a human.

228. But why did she do that?

229. Tohru wanted the fighting to end more than anyone.

230. I guess she thought that if she could just kill God, it would all be over.

231. Heavy.

232. Damn heavy.

233. And that's basically the story.

234. You can ask Tohru the details about her feelings.

235. Tell me one thing.

236. What might that be?

237. When I met her,

238. Tohru told me she was alone.

239. What do you think she meant?

240. Alone?

241. I cannot say.

242. I'm unable to understand Tohru's feelings.

243. I'm what you humans would call a "bad parent."

244. I think you're a pretty good one, actually.

245. Tohru's fight had nothing to do with factions.

246. It was her personal struggle.

247. Ironically, that's how all dragons used to be.

248. I suppose I'll be off.

249. Let me just say this.

250. I will never accept you.

251. Got it.

252. He may not look like it,

253. but he talks to the god of our world about all sorts of things.

254. Wow.

255. Look after Tohru for as long as you're alive.

256. S-Sure. As long as she'll let me.

257. I'm home.

258. Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi.

259. Your dad came to my work today.

260. I heard some stuff about your life before you came here.

261. And, if it's okay with you,

262. I'd like to hear from you why you decided to come here.

263. Whenever you feel like it, that is.

264. Don't feel pressured.

265. You don't have to talk about anything you don't want to.

266. I mean it.

267. Do you want to hear it?

268. Yeah.

269. A spell to transform into human form?

270. You nailed it first time!

271. You really are a prodigy like they say.

272. Go and explore lots of places.

273. That's what your dad said.

274. Is the Emperor of Demise trying to convert his daughter over to the Observer faction?

275. That's how my journey started.

276. There were humans everywhere I went.

277. Humans are so stupid.

278. They're fighting again today.

279. Territory, authority...

280. They're always fighting over things like that.

281. They make all kinds of interesting things though.

282. That was the impression I got as a dragon.

283. Lady Toh'u.

284. It's "Tohru."

285. Toh'uuu.

286. Never mind.

287. Little one... Kanna, was it?

288. What do you use your human transformation magic for?

289. You can do all sorts of things with human hands.

290. Like play pranks.

291. The Kamuy Kanna of old.

292. What kind of pranks?

293. Collecting insects to surprise people!

294. That's a tad infantile, isn't it?

295. I want them to care.

296. They must have been too busy preparing for war.

297. Though they only actually fight once

298. every few hundred years at most.

299. I don't like fighting.

300. You're such a coward, Quetzalcoatl.

301. You're so strong, but you refuse to fight.

302. I hate fighting.

303. It seems so futile looking on from outside.

304. Why don't you leave the Chaos faction?

305. I'm a representative of the Chaos faction.

306. Daughter of the Emperor of Demise.

307. My father's position would worsen if it looked like his daughter was running away.

308. Nonsense.

309. If you don't live the way you want to live, you're a failure as a dragon.

310. And being forced into factions is just a nuisance.

311. Oh really?

312. You don't live selfishly enough to be called a dragon.

313. You should kill anyone who stands in the way of what you want to do.

314. Even if it's a parent.

315. That's what it means to be a dragon.

316. That's an extreme point of view.

317. Tohru.

318. I can't stay with you any longer.

319. Time for us to part.

320. Yeah.

321. The faction, huh?

322. I recognize that there's some truth in what you say.

323. And it may be the case that I was being used, too.

324. But I don't think that's stupid.

325. To pray is noble.

326. That's why I enjoyed helping people.

327. Your belly got nice and plump, too, didn't it?

328. Tohru.

329. I'm glad you chose to hang around with me of your own free will.

330. I couldn't choose anything.

331. I get it.

332. I can't stand not being free.

333. I don't wanna fight, whether it's for Chaos faction or Order faction.

334. That's not what I want.

335. I felt most at home with friends to quarrel with.

336. I respect my father,

337. but being the daughter of the Emperor of Demise is a shackle

338. that's holding me back.

339. I want to be free.

340. I want to be alone.

341. I'm a dragon.

342. I'll fight to get what I want.

343. Factions don't mean anything.

344. This is my fight.

345. I'll annihilate them all,

346. break all the dragons' bonds,

347. and be free.

348. And then...

349. Then...

350. There was nothing.

351. As soon as I was alone,

352. there was nothing I wanted to do.

353. I was scared of being alone.

354. Scared of being free.

355. And that's the gist of it.

356. You gently took my hand

357. when I was scared of being alone.

358. I see.

359. It's like me when I came to the city with nothing I wanted to do.

360. I understand now.

361. Huh?

362. Miss Kobayashi.

363. I wanted to be a maid.

364. Miss Kobayashi!

365. I heard there are gonna be fireworks at the summer festival.

366. Yep, that's right.

367. I think my breath is more impressive though.

368. That'd turn it into a festival of carnage.

369. Well, they say the views from death's door are stunning.

370. What are you competing for?

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