Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid 2x1

Sachiko Okada as Store Manager (voice) • Shinya Takahashi as Announcement (voice)

The self-proclaimed ultimate maid Tohru storms into a new maid cafe opening up soon with a sense of rivalry. However, when she returns she says, "Somehow I've ended up working there!" As they live out such typical days in their lives, she and Miss Kobayashi learn from the news that someone has destroyed the mountain where they met.

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1. Miss Kobayashi! Miss Kobayashi!

2. I'm the ultimate maid, right?

3. Nope. But what's up?

4. Right? The thing is, I think so, too, but...

5. What part of "nope" didn't you get?

6. Look what I found in here!

7. "Maid café open."

8. It's pretty close to here.

9. See that? It says, "The best maids warmly await to welcome you."

10. "The best maids"?

11. How am I not included? This is totally false advertising!

12. Well, it's true that you shouldn't claim to be things you aren't.

13. Though I'm staring at a dragon doing just that.

14. No matter! I'll scorch the earth into a black ash

15. incapable of supporting life with my cursed flame!

16. Literal flames of passion!

17. Definitely don't do that.

18. Either way, I'm going to scout out the enemy. Be right back!

19. I hope everything's okay.

20. Honey, I'm home!

21. Hey. How did it go? You didn't do anything, did you?

22. Looks like I'm gonna be working there.

23. How on earth!

24. I charged to the demons' den on a mission.

25. "The demons' den"?

26. Now, listen here!

27. Oh, are you here to interview for the part-time position?

28. She showed up in a maid outfit.

29. Now that's some initiative!

30. She's a cutie, too!

31. I like your moxy. The job's yours!

32. So basically, I won.

33. Is that maid café gonna be okay?

34. The thing is, there hasn't been a lot for me to do recently

35. while you and Kanna are out of the house.

36. You're like some bored housewife picking up a part-time job.

37. So, you're gonna start working, huh?

38. You sure about that?

39. What are you saying?

40. I work as a maid every day.

41. I know what I'm doing.

42. Not so fast, Tohru.

43. I may work in an office now,

44. but I worked in a restaurant back when I was living with my parents.

45. Heed me. Don't underestimate the service industry.

46. M-Miss Kobayashi.

47. I don't agree with dressing up as a maid as a matter of principle,

48. but their dedication to service is worthy of respect.

49. This is a great opportunity for you, Tohru.

50. Go and study the service industry!

51. Uh, I'm a bit nervous all of a sudden.

52. It's been a few days now.

53. I wonder if Tohru's getting on okay at work.

54. Worrywart.

55. This the place?

56. Welcome home, Master.

57. And you, too, little princess!

58. Wow! There are lots of Tohrus here!

59. So far, this seems like a pretty standard maid café.

60. People don't really talk about the whole "cutesy" culture anymore,

61. but the spirit of it hasn't changed from when it was a hot topic.

62. As for the menu... Yup!

63. They've stayed true to its roots here, too.

64. Each menu item has a "service" included.

65. I'm willing to bet they cast spells like "Be delicious!"

66. and "A teaspoon of love for you!" on them.

67. You know lotsa stuff about maid cafés.

68. Between you and me,

69. I once thought about getting a job at a place like this.

70. But they wouldn't take me.

71. I was rejected!

72. I don't really get it, but sorry?

73. Anyways, where's Tohru?

74. That way.

75. Order's ready for table 10!

76. Got it!

77. I'm almost out of plates! Line them up for me!

78. Here!

79. Incredible! Awesome job, head chef!

80. We're so lucky to have you, head chef.

81. Head Chef Tohru!

82. It's a team effort. We'd be nowhere without all of your efficient work.

83. Miss Kobayashi!

84. You came to see me!

85. You're really flourishing here, huh? I wasn't expecting this at all.

86. What do you mean?

87. This is a piece of cake for me.

88. This is just another step in my career as a... maid?

89. I'm not a maid at all!

90. Looks like you're a chef.

91. Hold on. I'll have them switch me to front of house.

92. You know, I think they might've put the right person in the right place.

93. Yeah, the right place for a volcanic dragon, maybe!

94. Go out and come in again, please.

95. Be delicious!

96. Nummy!

97. Welcome, Miss Kobayashi!

98. Don't you mean "Master"?

99. Tohru's been saying she won't call anyone but you "Master"

100. ever since she started working the floor.

101. Well, she didn't call me "Master," either, did she?

102. Please take a seat.

103. Finally, time to order.

104. Ricey omelet! Ricey omelet!

105. Sure thing. Two rice omelets.

106. Got it. Coming right up!

107. Now, I'll cast a spell to make it delicious!

108. Make it cute.

109. Of course!

110. King of Shadows, who presides over this realm, I offer thee this tribute.

111. I call upon thy dark arts to bestow this with utmost greatness!

112. I beseech thee for abundance and quality worthy of praise!

113. Change its value and bring forth another monument to your glory!

114. Let my magic spread like mud and bring corruption.

115. Let my principles erode the world and bring a deluge of madness!

116. Replace the genuine with falsehood!

117. Be delicious!

118. A teaspoon of love for you!

119. There! Now it's delicious.

120. Enjoy your meal.

121. That was actual magic! A curse, in fact!

122. Num!

123. I demand to speak with the head chef!

124. Of course!

125. Head chef, maid, and dragon!

126. You're speaking to her, Tohru!

127. There's no denying she's got skills.

128. But you know, I don't want to be anyone but Miss Kobayashi's maid, so I'm quitting.

129. Please, don't!

130. Please don't leave us!

131. Your food's put this place on the map!

132. It's all people are taking about online!

133. Please, head chef!

134. Head chef!

135. Head chef!

136. W-Well, in that case...

137. I'll teach you the incantation to the spell that makes food delicious.

138. Ready?

139. For a human to cast it, first you'll have to draw a magic circle.

140. Welcome, Master!

141. Oh, methinks I like this place!

142. Two rice omelets, please.

143. Coming right up!

144. Now, then. I'll cast a spell to make it delicious.

145. King of Shadows, who presides over this realm, I offer thee this tribute.

146. I call upon thy dark arts to bestow this with utmost greatness!

147. I beseech thee for abundance and quality—

148. This maid café sure has its own unique character.

149. Food shmood! Let's see some maid!

150. Where are all my maid reviews?

151. Try not to break my mouse.

152. The weather is expected to be extremely volatile, so please be aware of that and take extra care.

153. Now, for our next story.

154. A large-scale landslide occurred in the early hours of this morning.

155. Experts have been left baffled

156. by the unusual shape left in the hillside,

157. which appears as if part of the hill has been sheared off.

158. Isn't that the place where we first met?

159. How dare they do that to our special place!

160. I'll track down the culprit send them to Gehenna, then Jahannam,

161. before finally feeding them to Aamon!

162. But man, the only ones who could do that are...

163. I was reviewing the "call and responses" of a game event at that time.

164. Lucoa's been overseas since yesterday.

165. We're c-connected by magic, so I know where she is.

166. I love taiyaki!

167. Tohru, what the heck was that for?

168. You're responsible for this!

169. What are you talking about?

170. Elma, that thing about a hill in the news today...

171. Oh yeah, I was wondering about that, too.

172. It wasn't you, either, then?

173. I figured it was Tohru.

174. It wasn't me!

175. Wait a sec. Does that mean it's some other dragon we don't know?

176. There aren't that many who could break my barrier.

177. In that case, who—

178. It was me.

179. Hello there.

180. Ilulu.

181. Cute town.

182. Happy citizens.

183. Amidst all this, you could really get your fill of destruction.

184. Yet here are you are, a chaos dragon, happily smiling among humans.

185. I was watching because I was kinda curious,

186. but I've had my fill already.

187. Long story short,

188. you're an enemy!

189. What's all that about?

190. She's Ilulu. A radical Chaos faction devotee.

191. She takes pleasure in destruction.

192. She must have come here looking for Tohru.

193. This is what I warned you about.

194. She's planning to wipe out this world.

195. Well, I'm sure Tohru will sort it all out.

196. Miss Kobayashi, Ilulu's power is nearly on the same level as Tohru's.

197. If those two truly get into it, the whole area will be devastated.

198. I'm sure she'll sort all that out, too.

199. So you believe in Tohru?

200. Well, that's all I can do.

201. So that's what I'll do.

202. This world isn't to be destroyed.

203. What are you going on about?

204. I'm with the Chaos faction!

205. If you can't accept that, I'll send you packing by force.

206. Good. I was hoping for a fight.

207. An attack on that level won't work on me.

208. Oh no! The town!

209. Ouch!

210. Is she having a hard time?

211. Tohru's protecting the town as she fights. That puts her at a disadvantage.

212. Won't you help her?

213. Me?

214. I'm with the Harmony faction.

215. Tohru and I were originally enemies.

216. I put up a barrier to keep humans away, but that was just to avoid any trouble.

217. What about the other dragons?

218. Sir Fafnir would probably tell her to wipe her own ass.

219. Lucoa's with the Observer faction, so she won't get involved.

220. Kanna wouldn't be any help if she tried.

221. If Tohru loses, I'll fight.

222. I'll try to protect you and the town.

223. But if that happens, Tohru...

224. I said that I believe in her,

225. but if that doesn't help Tohru, it's basically the same as doing nothing.

226. But that's all I can do.

227. Elma!

228. Miss Kobayashi,

229. if you're going to ask me to assist Tohru in her fight, I'm afraid I can't.

230. Pudding!

231. Now wait just a minute! Do you think I'll do anything for—

232. Cream puffs!

233. Coffee jelly!

234. Chocolate gateau!

235. Maple syrup pancakes!

236. All the sweets you can eat!

237. Ouch.

238. I fired 30 rounds of acid flames.

239. And landed several good hits with my claws, too.

240. All that for just an "ouch"?

241. Well, dang. I have no idea how I'm going to finish you off at all.

242. If I go all-out, the whole town will be destroyed.

243. But if I don't, I won't be able to defeat you.

244. I'm really getting sick of your attacks, too.

245. But I have to protect the town!

246. I'm about ready to erupt

247. and take everything with me.

248. Quit your bluffing.

249. Tohru!

250. Elma's put up a barrier!

251. I entered into a contract with Miss Kobayashi. That's all.

252. So what?

253. All this mingling with humans is plain revolting.

254. Time for the main event.

255. I'm going to end this world with my true form.

256. I nearly broke there.

257. I hardly took any real damage,

258. but I nearly forgot about protecting the town.

259. I was starting to think it didn't matter to me if everyone but Miss Kobayashi died.

260. But then I wouldn't be able to stay in this world.

261. Miss Kobayashi, I...

262. Wanna go home?

263. Yeah.

264. I can keep fighting forever.

265. As long as it's for her, I can overcome any obstacle.

266. That human saved Tohru by getting Elma to help.

267. I've always been told that humans are the enemy, but...

268. I want to know more.

269. More about that human.

270. Me? Me who?

271. Oh, you? I see.

272. It's windy?

273. On the train?

274. You left your bag?

275. You'll pay me back?

276. By the end of today?

277. You need twenty grand?

278. Well, that's quite a pickle.

279. Just opening the gate is a struggle.

280. I don't know how Tohru makes something so exhausting look so easy.

281. Ugh, it's the last train.

282. I wonder if Tohru might come and pick me up.

283. I wonder if Tohru might come and pick me up.

284. I wonder if Tohru might come and pick me up.

285. Hey, you're...

286. The human they call Kobayashi.

287. How is it that you can live with a dragon?

288. I don't think that's got anything to do with me.

289. That's all on Tohru adapting herself to me.

290. Aren't you afraid of her?

291. Fear me!

292. I dunno. She can be so cute.

293. In other words...

294. You've got the hots for her?

295. You're in love with her human form, so you're okay with her, is that it?

296. What?

297. No way! What are you on about?

298. You're very quick to deny it.

299. Quite suspicious.

300. Absolutely not!

301. In that case...

302. What are those? Goddamn.

303. How about it?

304. When it comes down to it, you're a human.

305. You can't go against your desires.

306. Now, lose yourself in your wretched male lust!

307. You want to be fawned on, don't you?

308. You can let out all your desires on me just this once.

309. Go. Go! I know you want to.

310. I'm a girl!

311. Cut the damn crap!

312. I hold flames of rage and resentment to those gigantic lumps of fat every day!

313. Oh no! The train's gonna leave!

314. Wait!

315. What's the matter?

316. Haven't wrought enough havoc yet?

317. I cannot accept you.

318. Dragons and humans can't coexist.

319. When we come together, our differences cause suffering.

320. As that suffering continues, we grow to detest one another.

321. Respect transforms into envy

322. and eventually creates pain.

323. Tohru's feelings for you are nothing but a taste for the exotic.

324. Once she's had her fill, she'll surely—

325. Don't fall asleep on me!

326. Don't worry. I was listening, honest!

327. You're lying!

328. You were talking about the differences between species or something, right?

329. Saying how you can't accept me?

330. Is there something you feel the need to convince a human like me of?

331. You need a reality check!

332. All right, let me borrow your words for a bit.

333. We find fun in our differences.

334. As that fun continues, we grow to love one another.

335. Respect is joined by trust,

336. and eventually creates bonds.

337. That just about sums up how I feel about my life with Tohru.

338. You're just cherry-picking all the good!

339. There's plenty of tragedy, too!

340. You're just sugarcoating everything!

341. You're right.

342. We fight and hurt one another,

343. but I turn a blind eye to that,

344. and I don't care if it gets buried under something ugly.

345. I don't even really understand my own feelings,

346. but I'm making it work in my own way.

347. So we manage somehow.

348. That's the kind of human I am.

349. Is that how humans think?

350. Nope. That's how I think.

351. Don't you have your own way of thinking about things

352. that you differentiate from other dragons?

353. I don't need to. It's the same.

354. Oh really?

355. But the dragon who came up with the way dragons should think wasn't you, was it?

356. Say your sweet words, but you're still a human.

357. The problem is that you're a girl.

358. Whoops.

359. No sign of Ilulu, huh?

360. What the hell?

361. Faf? Bro?

362. No!

363. Humanity is in dire peril!

364. Miss Kobayashi!

365. This is a new beginning to our love story!

366. Yeah, and yet another dragon has joined it, I see.

367. This is the last one.

368. Yeah, right.

369. Who's the degenerate of the week?

370. Leo!