1. In the daytime, I'm Marinette.Copy !req
2. Just a normal girl with a normal life.Copy !req
3. But there's something about me
that no one knows yet.Copy !req
4. 'Cause I've got a secret.Copy !req
5. - Adrien?
- Good morning, Marinette.Copy !req
6. I was just calling to tell you
how excited I amCopy !req
7. that we're meeting
at the swimming pool later.Copy !req
8. And to wake you up
just in case you're still sleeping.Copy !req
9. Good call. I'm super excited too.Copy !req
10. Everything okay, Marinette?Copy !req
11. Yeah, I'm just feeling
a little light-headed, Tikki.Copy !req
12. I'll feel better
after I grab some breakfast.Copy !req
13. Aren't you gonna eat, sweetie?Copy !req
14. My stomach feels kinda yucky.Copy !req
15. On the morning you happen
to finally have a real date with Adrien?Copy !req
16. Mom!Copy !req
17. It's not surprising.Copy !req
18. I'm sure those butterflies
are just like the ones I hadCopy !req
19. before my first date with your father.Copy !req
20. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I don't know what's wrong with me today.Copy !req
21. Let me take care of it.Copy !req
22. Go to the swimming pool
and meet your Adrien.Copy !req
23. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
24. Good morning.Copy !req
25. Good morning, ma'am. How do we get in?Copy !req
26. You have to buy tickets.Copy !req
27. Oh? Then two tickets, please.Copy !req
28. You're shaking.
Are you sure you're all right?Copy !req
29. I'm okay. I'm fine.
I love the swimming pool.Copy !req
30. Marinette, everything okay?Copy !req
31. I just have a problem
with my shoelaces.Copy !req
32. Go ahead. I'll meet you there.Copy !req
33. Marinette, what's going on with you?Copy !req
34. I don't know. I feel strange.Copy !req
35. Over here. Marinette.Copy !req
36. Need a hand?Copy !req
37. Marinette, what's wrong?Copy !req
38. Leave me alone.Copy !req
39. I need to be by myself.
And stop pretending to be so nice to me.Copy !req
40. Whoa, Adrien,
that must have been some prank you pulledCopy !req
41. to make Marinette freak out like that.Copy !req
42. - What did you do to her?
- It's not funny, Kim.Copy !req
43. Can't you see Marinette's not okay?Copy !req
44. Oh, come on. She always reacts like that
when someone pranks her.Copy !req
45. - Huh?
- What on earth are you talking about?Copy !req
46. Right. You guys wouldn't know.Copy !req
47. Let me explain.
You'll see, it's hilarious.Copy !req
48. It was last year, when Marinette
and I were in the eighth grade.Copy !req
49. What's wrong with me?Copy !req
50. I'm destroying everything
I've ever wanted.Copy !req
51. Panic. I am Monarch.Copy !req
52. I have sensed your distress.Copy !req
53. It's a terrible thing
when emotions get so strongCopy !req
54. that you lose control
of your physical being.Copy !req
55. - I can give you...
- This can't be happening.Copy !req
56. I've got to pull myself together.Copy !req
57. I have to figure out why I get like this
every time I get close to Adrien.Copy !req
58. - Otherwise I'm gonna fall apart!
- Three, two, one, go!Copy !req
59. I'm catching up to you.Copy !req
60. - I'm catching up to you.
- In your dreams.Copy !req
61. Even with a motor in your swimsuit,
you'd still be slower than me.Copy !req
62. Aren't you eating, sweetie?Copy !req
63. I have a tummy ache.
Can I stay home today?Copy !req
64. Yesterday, your foot hurt.
And the day before that it was your head.Copy !req
65. Come on. Chin up.Copy !req
66. You only have two weeks
of school left with her.Copy !req
67. She probably won't even be
in your class next year.Copy !req
68. Three years in a row, Mom.
Why would my luck change now?Copy !req
69. Hmm.Copy !req
70. Hmm?Copy !req
71. Phew.Copy !req
72. Classes started ten minutes ago,
yet you're still roaming the hallways.Copy !req
73. This is the eighth time this week.Copy !req
74. Good thing an anonymous student warns meCopy !req
75. every time you're about
to break the rules.Copy !req
76. I wonder who that mysterious Chloé can be.Copy !req
77. Anyhow. My office, now, Ms. Dupain-Cheng.Copy !req
78. Congratulations.Copy !req
79. Another two weeks like this,
and you'll set a new school recordCopy !req
80. for the number of tardies in my class
this year. Now go to your desk quietly.Copy !req
81. What's with the even-more depressing
than-usual face, Dupain-Cheng?Copy !req
82. Something bugging you?Copy !req
83. She wants to design clothes,
yet she can't even keep hers clean.Copy !req
84. Wow, Chloé.
You really put a stain on her character.Copy !req
85. Shush. If I'm not the one who said it,
it's not funny.Copy !req
86. Chloé,
this was another one of your dirty tricks.Copy !req
87. Not only are you late and wasting
everyone's time clowning around,Copy !req
88. now you're groundlessly accusing
one of your classmates?Copy !req
89. Why don't you go see
what the principal thinks of this?Copy !req
90. But I just came back from his office.Copy !req
91. Well, go back.Copy !req
92. And to think
the day's just getting started.Copy !req
93. What's your problem?
You want to play with some paint too?Copy !req
94. What about you?Copy !req
95. Is there something you wanna tell me
other than—Copy !req
96. I just got three more hours
of detention on Saturday.Copy !req
97. And it's all because of Chloé.Copy !req
98. Don't be mad at her.Copy !req
99. She's this way because her mother left herCopy !req
100. - when she was young.
- So did mine.Copy !req
101. And you don't see me
having fun bullying Marinette.Copy !req
102. We've got to do something
about your pants.Copy !req
103. - I'm afraid they might be ruined for good.
- Ugh. They were my favorite pair.Copy !req
104. You can have my swimming trunks
if you'd like.Copy !req
105. Thanks, but swimming trunks
are for swimming pools.Copy !req
106. It'd be weird to be wearing them
in the schoolyard.Copy !req
107. Out of the way, you parasites.Copy !req
108. I warned you.
No talking to the baker girl.Copy !req
109. We'll talk in the cafeteria.Copy !req
110. The only place she never goes to for now.Copy !req
111. Parasite means you too, goldfish brains.Copy !req
112. Oh, thanks. That's nice.Copy !req
113. I have big news for you, Dupain-Cheng.Copy !req
114. Starting now,
there will be no rest for you.Copy !req
115. Not even in the cafeteria.Copy !req
116. I'll be there
to make your life a nightmare.Copy !req
117. I've warned you, Bourgeois.
You leave Marinette alone.Copy !req
118. Mmm. You can't even have fun
with people in peace these days.Copy !req
119. Marinette, I promised your mom
I'd keep an eye on you,Copy !req
120. but I can't be around all the time.Copy !req
121. And next year
I won't even be here anymore.Copy !req
122. You've gotta learn to stand up to Chloé.Copy !req
123. Well, even the teachers are afraid of her.Copy !req
124. And the semester's almost over.Copy !req
125. Hopefully, next year we won't be
in the same class again.Copy !req
126. Don't tell me
you're crushing on this dingbat.Copy !req
127. Why not? He's nice, funny, and kinda cute.Copy !req
128. And are you going to do something
about this for a change?Copy !req
129. You're right. I've gotta do something.
I know.Copy !req
130. I could ask him out to the swimming pool
after school. What do you think?Copy !req
131. No, stop.Copy !req
132. Come on, Max. Laugh a little.Copy !req
133. I think you might be confusing kindness
for foolery, Marinette.Copy !req
134. You're being too hard on him.Copy !req
135. Be careful, Marinette.Copy !req
136. I'll see you tonight then.Copy !req
137. So, I heard Marinette asked you
to go with her to the swimming pool.Copy !req
138. Yeah, we're going swimming together.
Cool. 'Cause I love to swim.Copy !req
139. That's not
why she asked you, dummy.Copy !req
140. It's not? Then what are we gonna do?Copy !req
141. She wants to declare her feelings for you.Copy !req
142. For me? But why?Copy !req
143. Probably because she's utterly ridiculous.
And so are you.Copy !req
144. Which makes you two perfect
for each other.Copy !req
145. Oh. You think so?Copy !req
146. But, uh, if we're not swimming,Copy !req
147. then what are we supposed to do
when we're together?Copy !req
148. What do you like to do besides swimming?Copy !req
149. Uh... I like to laugh.Copy !req
150. Well, there you go.Copy !req
151. That's what you're gonna do. Laugh.Copy !req
152. Because I've got a great idea
for a super funny practical joke.Copy !req
153. You sure she'll like it?Copy !req
154. She'll love it.Copy !req
155. Awesome. You're just too funny, Chloé.Copy !req
156. You know me, an absolute scream.Copy !req
157. So you're going, just like that?Copy !req
158. - What are you gonna say to him?
- I don't know.Copy !req
159. I'll see if we're having a good time,Copy !req
160. and if I feel like the moment's right,
I'll just tell him how I feel. That's it.Copy !req
161. This isn't tae kwon do, Socqueline.Copy !req
162. We're just going to the swimming pool.Copy !req
163. I don't need to have a plan
or go over my every move.Copy !req
164. - I'll tell you how it went tomorrow.
- Right.Copy !req
165. You know, Kim, I think you're really funny
and nice and sweet too.Copy !req
166. And I—Copy !req
167. I think I'd like us
to be more than friends.Copy !req
168. You do?Copy !req
169. Oh, Marinette, when you're around,
I feel like I'm in a dream.Copy !req
170. As if I were swimming
in the awesomest ocean.Copy !req
171. I'd give you every pool floatie
in the world if I could.Copy !req
172. But all I have is this tiny, uh... thing.Copy !req
173. Oh, Kim.Copy !req
174. I love you.Copy !req
175. Chloé was right. Spiders are hilarious.Copy !req
176. Hey, you two!Copy !req
177. Oh. From this day on,Copy !req
178. your life will be an endless torment,
Dupain-Cheng.Copy !req
179. Even if you spent your whole life
locked in your room,Copy !req
180. you'd still be the star of Shame-TV
on social media every day.Copy !req
181. So, that was hilarious, right?Copy !req
182. I'm cracking up.Copy !req
183. You! Go away!
You should be ashamed of yourself.Copy !req
184. Come on. It was just a practical joke.Copy !req
185. I will never ever fall in love again.Copy !req
186. It wasn't your fault, Marinette.Copy !req
187. Yes, it was. You were right.Copy !req
188. I should have known. Been more prepared.Copy !req
189. I should've had a plan.
I should've been more careful.Copy !req
190. I'll never tell another boy
that I love himCopy !req
191. before I know everything about him.Copy !req
192. Whether he's kind or not, thoughtful.
What he does outside of school.Copy !req
193. And with who. I'll know everything.Copy !req
194. His birthday. All his first names.
His schedule. His favorite things.Copy !req
195. And above all, I'll make sure
that he is not friends with Chloé.Copy !req
196. And then, for no reason at all,
she attacked me with her ugly little feet.Copy !req
197. Fortunately, by some incredible stroke
of luck, I didn't get hit.Copy !req
198. Then I had to witness the massacre
of an innocent phone.Copy !req
199. I'm afraid
there's not much I can do.Copy !req
200. All of this happened in an extracurricular
setting outside the school premises.Copy !req
201. And it wasn't even your phone.Copy !req
202. I understand.Copy !req
203. Luckily, when Daddy finds out
how incompetent you are,Copy !req
204. he'll appoint a new principal
with a greater sense of justice.Copy !req
205. Come on now, Ms. Bourgeois,Copy !req
206. we don't want to bother the mayor
for something so minor.Copy !req
207. Socqueline, you're hereby suspended
for two weeks.Copy !req
208. That means until the end of the year.Copy !req
209. What about class counsel?
What about the prom?Copy !req
210. Good riddance.Copy !req
211. Socqueline, wait.Copy !req
212. I'm sorry. This is all my fault.Copy !req
213. It's not fair you being punished
because of me.Copy !req
214. Every good fight is worth fighting.Copy !req
215. We shouldn't be influenced
by our chances of winning,Copy !req
216. but by whether or not
it's the right thing to do.Copy !req
217. Remember, Marinette.
You gotta know when to step in.Copy !req
218. That's the only way you can change things
in life.Copy !req
219. I know why I'm so afraid.Copy !req
220. You did that to Marinette?Copy !req
221. Just like Chloé said,Copy !req
222. when you like a girl, you get on one knee,
compliment her, and give her jewelry.Copy !req
223. Except that time, it wasn't for real.
It was just a practical joke.Copy !req
224. Chloé's the prettiest girl
in the world and the funniest too.Copy !req
225. How could you say that in front of me?
And do such awful things to Marinette?Copy !req
226. Your behavior is cruel and unacceptable.Copy !req
227. Come on, loosen up, you guys.Copy !req
228. It's like you can't even
speak your mind these days.Copy !req
229. That doesn't give you permission
to hurt other people.Copy !req
230. Whatever. I'm the way I am,
and I'm fine that way.Copy !req
231. It's not my fault you guys have
no sense of humor.Copy !req
232. A free spirit feeling unjustly rejected?Copy !req
233. As an ardent defender
of freedom of oppression,Copy !req
234. it is my duty to help him.Copy !req
235. Voyage, my Megakuma!Copy !req
236. Dark Humor, I am Monarch.Copy !req
237. We should be able to laugh at anything
and anyone.Copy !req
238. That's why I'm giving you the power
to win people overCopy !req
239. with your unique sense of humor.Copy !req
240. Xuppu.Copy !req
241. Your power is now mine.Copy !req
242. Transfer!Copy !req
243. Of course, the spoilsport LadybugCopy !req
244. and Cat Noir will try
to knock some sense into you,Copy !req
245. but thanks to the essence
of the Miraculous of DerisionCopy !req
246. that I'm also giving you, you will be able
to seize their Miraculous.Copy !req
247. At least you get my sense of humor.Copy !req
248. Adrien! I know what's wrong with me.Copy !req
249. It's not my fault.
And it's not your fault either.Copy !req
250. It's all Chloé's fault.Copy !req
251. So, all you wet blankets.
Ready to learn to have fun?Copy !req
252. Kim?Copy !req
253. Hey, you! There's no flying in the pool!Copy !req
254. This way.Copy !req
255. Ugh. It's like you can't do anything anymore.Copy !req
256. I'm gonna drain the pool.
It'll be hilarious when people dive in.Copy !req
257. That's not funny at all!
It's seriously dangerous.Copy !req
258. Why aren't you laughing?
Where's your sense of humor?Copy !req
259. Stay here! I'm going to get help.Copy !req
260. At least when we're running away
hand-in-hand, I don't shake like a leaf.Copy !req
261. Tikki, spots on!Copy !req
262. Kim's gone way too far.Copy !req
263. Plagg, claws out!Copy !req
264. Bull's-eye! Direct hit!Copy !req
265. What? You don't like playing Battleship?Copy !req
266. Why aren't you laughing?Copy !req
267. Where's your sense of humor?Copy !req
268. Can't you pick on someone your own size?
Do you have no shame at all?Copy !req
269. Cat Noir, calm down.Copy !req
270. We just need to destroy
the akumatized object.Copy !req
271. You're gonna hurt him.Copy !req
272. And he'd deserve it!Copy !req
273. We'll see if you're still laughingCopy !req
274. after I've wiped that smile
from your face with my Cataclysm!Copy !req
275. No! What's happening to you?Copy !req
276. No!Copy !req
277. I don't know about you,
but I'm having a ball!Copy !req
278. Whoa!Copy !req
279. Sorry you have to bounce so soon!Copy !req
280. Lucky Charm!Copy !req
281. No!Copy !req
282. This is where your luck runs out, Ladybug.Copy !req
283. Balloon? Yay!
Come on, buddy, let's play ball!Copy !req
284. Hey!Copy !req
285. Spots off! Spots on! Lucky Charm!Copy !req
286. Wait. How did she do that?Copy !req
287. She had time to transform back
and forth, you fool.Copy !req
288. What's with that?
Is nature calling?Copy !req
289. I know how to keep people glued
to their seats.Copy !req
290. That's right.
Nature is calling me to kick your butt.Copy !req
291. I got her?Copy !req
292. It's my turn to laugh now.Copy !req
293. Ladybug, make way for Ladygag.Copy !req
294. Cat Noir! Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
295. - Here, kitty kitty!
- Ew! Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
296. What's wrong? Where's your sense of humor?
Would you prefer a litter box?Copy !req
297. Good one, Ladygag.Copy !req
298. You got them both. Bravo, Dark Humor.Copy !req
299. Now all you have
to do is take their Miraculous.Copy !req
300. Sit, kitty!Copy !req
301. The potty is just getting started.Copy !req
302. Hey! Get this off of me!Copy !req
303. Ha! That's right. I pretended to be hit.Copy !req
304. What's the matter?
Don't you like my practical joke?Copy !req
305. You really need a sense of humor.Copy !req
306. Over here. Right there. Nope, over there.Copy !req
307. This isn't funny.Copy !req
308. No more evil-doing for you, Megakuma!Copy !req
309. Time to de-evilize!Copy !req
310. Gotcha!Copy !req
311. Bye-bye, little butterfly.Copy !req
312. Miraculous Ladybug!Copy !req
313. Uh. What happened?Copy !req
314. Monarch used your emotions
to manipulate you.Copy !req
315. Kim, this is a magical charm.
Always keep it with you.Copy !req
316. May it help you avoid making
the same mistakes again.Copy !req
317. I'm sorry. I let my emotions
get the better of me, too.Copy !req
318. Don't worry. It can happen to anyone.
That's why there's two of us.Copy !req
319. That way, one of us is always there
to help the other.Copy !req
320. - Pound it.
- Pound it.Copy !req
321. I can't remember anything.
I hope I didn't do too many awful thingsCopy !req
322. when I was a supervillain.Copy !req
323. The worst thing is
that you do awful thingsCopy !req
324. even when you're not akumatized, Kim.Copy !req
325. Again with that story? It was just a joke.Copy !req
326. A girl liked you, and you broke her heart.Copy !req
327. But I had no idea.Copy !req
328. Just because you have no idea
is no excuse.Copy !req
329. The pain is still real.Copy !req
330. You're right, Ondine.Copy !req
331. I'm just a fool who doesn't think about
the consequences of what I say or do.Copy !req
332. But I'm gonna change.Copy !req
333. I'm sorry I hurt you, Marinette.
Can you please forgive me?Copy !req
334. Apology accepted, Kim.Copy !req
335. There! That's the boy I fell in love with.Copy !req
336. I've finally figured out
why I keep making things so difficult.Copy !req
337. Why I'm so afraid of telling you
how I feel.Copy !req
338. I know you'd never mean to hurt me,
but somehow I'm still scared.Copy !req
339. And I'm afraid I'll be scared
for a long time to come.Copy !req
340. I'm scared too.Copy !req
341. This is all new to me as well.
I won't always know how to react.Copy !req
342. I'm scared of doing something wrong,
scared of hurting you,Copy !req
343. scared of someone else hurting you,
scared of losing you.Copy !req
344. But we're together, you and me.Copy !req
345. And we'll do whatever we can
to help each other.Copy !req
346. And then, together,
maybe we'll become less and less scared.Copy !req
347. I'm sorry.Copy !req
348. We've got time.Copy !req
349. I know about everything you did
to Marinette last year, Chloé.Copy !req
350. You're going to go and apologize to her,
and prove to everyone that you can change.Copy !req
351. I'm sure she'll forgive you.Copy !req
352. Forgive me?
Why do I care about her forgiveness?Copy !req
353. I couldn't care less
about Dupain-Cheng's feelings.Copy !req
354. She and the likes of her only exist
to suffer for my entertainment.Copy !req
355. Why bother having power if you can't use
it against those who don't have any?Copy !req
356. You were the one who's getting things
wrong with your baker girl.Copy !req
357. You're a prince! You belong with me,
the princess!Copy !req
358. You're in this world to shine!Copy !req
359. To make fun of all the losers who are
only good enough to be used as doormats!Copy !req
360. You're nothing like
a princess, Chloé.Copy !req
361. I supported you.Copy !req
362. I gave you multiple chances
to become a better person.Copy !req
363. Everyone reached out to you,
including Ladybug and Cat NoirCopy !req
364. when they gave you
the Miraculous of the Bee again.Copy !req
365. But all you ever think about is yourself.Copy !req
366. And what else is there to think about?Copy !req
367. Losers and nobodies? The little bees?
The planet?Copy !req
368. We will never be friends again, Chloé.
You and I are done.Copy !req
369. Traitor.Copy !req