1. Hey, do I have trouble
maintaining an
organized work space?
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2. - What?
- Okay, I'm gonna put
"one, rarely."
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3. No, hold up, I'm gonna put
"four, very frequently."
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4. I feel like my work space
is all up.
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5. Dad, what are you doing?
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6. Man, I'm filling out
this intake questionnaire.
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7. I'm gonna see
this psychiatrist.
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8. I've been feeling
stressed out lately.
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9. Anxious as
a mother, man.
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10. I think it's
all these mysteries,
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11. these goblins and ghouls.
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12. Dad, I didn't know you were
suffering so much.
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13. I keep it all bottled up.
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14. But that's what you gotta do
when you have no friends,
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15. no loved ones,
no support system.
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16. What?
- Dad!
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17. Oh, one more question
for you, my friends
and loved ones...
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18. And again, thank you
for your support.
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19. Would you say
I'm "quick to startle"?
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20. - Happy hump day, team!
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21. Dad!
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22. I'm gonna put "zero, never."
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23. Hey, Yung, thanks again
for last night.
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24. I can't stop
thinking about it.
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25. Oh, my God,
are you two?
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26. What? No!
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27. Okay. Oral counts though, eh?
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28. Don't act like oral
doesn't count, you two.
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29. We're not having sex!
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30. You'd be lucky to be
with a man like Deezy, Yung.
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31. I think of Deezy like a son.
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32. And who wouldn't want
their son and daughter
to be together?
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33. Man, this is great news.
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34. My depression is lifting.
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35. We have a wedding to plan.
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36. Deezy, say something!
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37. Okay. Okay.
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38. I'm sorry to say that
Yung and I are not
romantically involved.
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39. Last night,
she was kind enough
to bail me out of jail.
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40. Oh, my...
What were you in jail for?
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41. Now, don't worry, Marquess,
it wasn't anything bad,
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42. nothing that would discredit
the reputation of
the Mystery Team or Mike.
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43. I was simply
soliciting a prostitute
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44. who turned out to be
an undercover cop.
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45. So, you're telling me
there's not going
to be a wedding?
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46. I'm afraid not.
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47. - Unless you'll have me, Yung?
- No.
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48. Worth a try.
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49. Oh, by the way,
you got a new mystery.
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50. You guys have to
do this one
without me, man.
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51. I am so crestfallen
about Deezy and Yung
breaking up, man,
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52. I need to see that
psychiatrist immediately.
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53. I guess at the end
of the day,
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54. I just feel
stressed and anxious
and tired and moody.
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55. Well again,
I'm an orthodontist.
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56. I think you probably
wanted Dr. Kozrhaviyani.
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57. She's on the fifth floor.
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58. I'm Dr. Sullivan.
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59. So, I'm not quite sure
how you got us mixed up.
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60. Well, it was a happy accident
because I feel a lot better.
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61. You're very easy to talk to.
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62. Can I see you again
next week?
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63. I suppose.
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64. Are you interested
in teeth straightening?
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65. Well, I guess
the important thing
is that you feel better.
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66. So, how long are you
gonna have braces?
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67. Anywhere from 18 to 24 months,
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68. depending on how good I am
about wearing my rubber bands.
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69. I'm... I'm sorry,
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70. why do your braces
look so, um, extra shiny?
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71. I went with chrome.
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72. They offered me clear,
but I'm not looking
to hide my braces.
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73. And there's no shame
in trying to
better yourself.
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74. Go chrome
or go home, baby!
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75. So, what's today's mystery?
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76. I don't know
if I explained it well
in my note,
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77. but my old hairstylist Dustin,
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78. had a minor surgery
a couple of months ago
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79. and had to take time off.
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80. So I went to another stylist
in the salon, Anastasia,
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81. and she gave me
the best haircut of my life.
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82. So, just to clarify,
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83. the haircut we're
looking at right now,
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84. this is the... best haircut
of your life?
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85. - Yes.
- Mm-kay.
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86. Well, it's a little grown out.
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87. Which is why I need a trim.
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88. The problem is,
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89. I just poked my head in there
and Dustin's back.
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90. But I have an appointment
with Anastasia!
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91. I don't know what to do!
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92. If I go back to Dustin,
I know I'm going to
hate my hair.
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93. But if I go with Anastasia,
Dustin will hate me.
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94. Thank God I talked
to that orthodontist,
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95. because this is just
the type of mystery
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96. that would normally
stress me out.
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97. Um, are you sure
he'll hate you?
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98. 'Cause, I mean,
it's just a haircut.
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99. Uh, "just a haircut"?
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100. You know what, Yung,
you can be a real
dumb sometimes.
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101. - What?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That was harsh.
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102. It's probably because
I'm off sugar.
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103. But the honest
to God's truth is
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104. the right haircut
can change your life.
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105. Which is why,
it is so frustrating for me
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106. that you insist on
keeping this...
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107. unflattering cabbage-shaped
nothing on your head.
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108. You have a round face!
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109. You need length,
you need layers.
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110. I mean, I don't know why
we're wasting our time
with this dumb bitch,
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111. you're the one that needs
a hair appointment.
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112. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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113. You're probably
not a dumb bitch.
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114. But I am definitely
a sugar addict,
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115. and going cold turkey
was a mistake.
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116. Look, my appointment
with Anastasia starts,
like, right now,
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117. so what are we going to do?
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118. We are not
going to do anything.
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119. I am going to go inside
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120. and tell the one,
you have an appointment
with the other,
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121. and then we will be done
with this mystery
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122. and I will go to
that Hooters up there,
get sauced
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123. and give one of them
busty gals...
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124. a nice big hot tip.
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125. Oh, my God. Let me guess,
the tip of your dick?
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126. No.
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127. I thought, uh, 25%
would be generous?
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128. It wasn't a "minor surgery,"
you heartless.
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129. That poor man
had testicular cancer.
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130. He had a testicle removed
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131. and he starts radiation
on Monday.
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132. I didn't know.
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133. I bet you didn't know,
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134. because you've probably
never asked the man
a single question.
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135. Did you know that
he lost his partner
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136. to a drunk driver in 2007?
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137. Did you know that
he hasn't spoken to anyone
in his family since 2003,
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138. merely because
he came out as homosexual?
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139. As if that is anything
but an example
of pure courage?
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140. I had no idea.
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141. I'm sorry, team.
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142. But I can't
in good conscience,
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143. participate in the solving
of a mystery
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144. for someone of
such low moral character.
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145. No, I'm sorry.
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146. I can't believe
how selfish I was being.
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147. I am going to cancel
with Anastasia
and stay with Dustin.
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148. Wow. Man, that guy's
been through so much.
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149. Oh, yeah, what guy's that?
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150. Dustin. The hairdresser.
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151. Oh, no, I just
made that all up.
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152. - Wait, what?
Pigeon!
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153. I asked him if I could
use the men's room,
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154. and he started
yammering about
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155. how they don't have
a "men's" bathroom
or a women's bathroom,
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156. they have, get this,
an all-gender bathroom.
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157. So then I asked him,
"Ah, who cares,
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158. how do you get up to
that upper level
where the Hooters is?"
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159. And he said
there's an escalator.
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160. And so I go, "Oh, yeah,
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161. is it an all-gender
escalator?"
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162. Oh, yeah, it,
let's all go.
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163. We solved the mystery.
We deserve a little treat.
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164. Wait, but... what's happening?
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165. Where the
is this taking us?
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166. - Oh, dear. Oh, no!
- What?
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167. That's Gabriel
blowing his horn.
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168. They are calling me home.
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169. Good, because I need
to take a shit
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170. and I don't like
public restrooms.
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171. Especially not one of those
all-gender bathrooms.
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172. Trust me, the ladies
don't like following me
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173. after I've taken a shit
in an all-gender bathroom.
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174. I'm not talking about
our home, Michael.
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175. I'm talking about home-home.
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176. Heaven.
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177. Welcome home, Marquess.
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178. Gabriel, why am I here?
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179. You've been a ghost
long enough, Marquess.
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180. - You've been promoted!
- What... Oh, wait...
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181. Are you...
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182. Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
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183. You're gonna get
your wings, Marquess.
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184. Shut up.
Shut the up.
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185. Are you serious?
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186. Are you being
serious right now?
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187. Abso-lutely...
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188. - ... -serious.
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189. - You earned it, sweetie!
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190. Let's get the rest
of the angels out here.
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191. - It's a celebration, after all.
Oh!
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192. Did you want to blow it?
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193. - Did you want to
blow my horn?
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194. Oh, I...
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195. - No, I can't...
- Come on.
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197. You know how to
give a good blow.
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198. Eh, that I do, no complaints.
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199. Okay. Here we go.
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200. - See? There's Azrael.
Azrael!
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201. - Raphael.
Raphael!
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202. - Sariel.
Sariel!
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203. - Uriel.
Aww!
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204. You get the point.
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205. G'day, Marquess.
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206. Good lord, is heaven made up
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207. entirely of the
Thunder From Down Under
all-male revue?
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208. Okay now, Marquess,
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209. I'm afraid it's time
for you to say goodbye
to your mates.
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210. Wait, you're staying here?
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211. You're not coming
home with us?
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212. Oh... Oh, dear, that's right.
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213. I won't see them again.
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214. Oh, there there,
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215. sweet Yung.
I'll miss you, too.
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216. I always imagined
I'd be at your wedding,
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of your first child.
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218. But who are we kidding,
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219. none of that's gonna happen
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220. if you don't do something
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224. I'm sorry to
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225. but I gotta get back
down to Earth
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226. and take that
I was talking about.
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229. Shut up and kiss me.
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230. Pigeon! I don't know
what to say.
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had such feelings for me.
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233. I don't, it's just
those deeply muscular,
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hard-bodied angels
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235. got me all horned up.
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236. I mean, you are
all beautiful men.
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237. I would be honored to share
an all-gender bathroom
with any of you.
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take it easy, Marquess.
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241. But to me, you already
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244. Now, remember, Marquess,
no one can see
the face of God.
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245. - It is a light too pure
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246. So, close your eyes,
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upon God's face
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248. Marquess!
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250. - Oh, yeah, who's that?
Get outta the way!
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251. Every all-gender bathroom
was taken down there,
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252. and I can't hold it
much longer!
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where's the bathroom?
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255. You're in
the presence of God!
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256. Ooh, it feels so good!
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257. I feel you, God!
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258. I love you, God!
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259. I've never seen
my face before.
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260. I'm so beautiful!
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261. - Marquess! What happened?
- Nothing. Nothing.
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to be an angel.
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264. Okay, or, you know,
swear to... whatever.
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265. Let's get the
outta here.
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266. Oh, maybe we can stop
in that department store
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267. and see about getting me
a new pair of sweatpants,
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a shit in these.
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