1. Ugh!
Here's another one.
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2. I found a whole bunch
over here.
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3. What random dog
is pooping in our yard?
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4. Maybe, that's today's mystery.
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5. Or maybe, that's just
a Yung-Marquess mystery.
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6. Huh? Give the rest of the team
the day off?
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7. But how is a dog
even getting in here?
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8. The gate's always closed.
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9. Hmm, I mean, I guess a cat
could get back here.
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10. No, no.
These are way too big.
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11. Hey, team!
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12. Oh, you don't have to pick up
my poop.
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13. - What?
- Oh, my God!
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14. - Oh, gross!
- Ugh!
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15. You just shit in the yard?
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16. Well, I don't have
a toilet in the coop,
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17. and you guys lock
the back door at night.
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18. Deezy! Oh, Deezy!
I need to tell you something.
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19. What is it, Mike?
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20. I think you better sit down
for this.
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21. Oh, Lord!
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22. I don't know
how to tell you this, man!
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23. It's bad. It's really bad.
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24. Oh, God! Just say it, Mike.
Rip the Band-Aid.
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25. Your brother's dead, Deezy.
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26. Leonard?
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27. My... My brother, Leonard?
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28. Big Len?
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29. Oh, no!
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30. No! Not Big L!
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31. I am so sorry, Deezy.
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32. Oh, so sad.
Oh, Deezy.
That's terrible.
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33. Truly. And what's worse,
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34. it appears that you
have taken this news
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35. while sitting in a pile
of your own excrement.
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36. Condolences.
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37. Thanks, everyone.
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38. Your support
means the world to me.
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39. I'll call you
when I get to St. Louis.
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40. I don't know
how long I'll be gone.
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41. - I mean, I guess I got to make
all the arrangements—
- Okay. Bye-bye, Deezy.
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42. Ah...
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43. Such a tragedy.
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44. Do you know how he died?
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45. Yeah, I know how he died.
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46. - He didn't die!
- What?
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47. It's an April Fools' joke.
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48. Michael, that is terrible!
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49. And it's June 7th!
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50. Yeah, but everybody
expects it on April 1st.
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51. In June, no one sees it coming.
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52. That is really funny, Mike.
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53. Pigeon knows.
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54. Aw, man! How about when
Deezy told us
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55. about how he couldn't afford
the plane ticket,
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56. so he had to use up
all his points
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57. that he was saving up
for a vacation?
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58. I almost started laughing, man!
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59. I almost gave it all away.
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60. Oh, again, really funny, Mike.
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61. Classic!
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62. Aren't you gonna answer it?
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63. I don't know who it is.
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64. It says right there.
It's your lawyer.
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65. I don't take my eyes
off the roa... Oh, look.
A new Chick-fil-A.
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66. We're not supposed to eat
there though, right?
Because of Marquess.
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67. - Damn, I wanna eat there.
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68. Uh...
Michael, you're on
the wrong side of the road!
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69. Whoops! Oh, look.
My lawyer's calling.
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70. Hello, you've reached
the Mike Tyson Mystery Team.
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71. If you'd like to speak
to Mike, press one.
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72. Hey, it's Mike.
I was just goofin',
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73. you know how it goes,
April Fools'.
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74. What's up, Harold. We settle
that manslaughter case?
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75. No, Mike. That's still pending.
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76. And it's not looking great.
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77. I'm actually calling
because I need your help.
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78. I've got a bit of a mystery
on my hands.
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79. Could you, uh,
swing by my office?
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80. You got it, Harold.
I'll be right there.
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81. Just got to make a quick stop
at the Chick-fil-A.
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82. Thanks for coming, Mike.
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83. Harold, good to see you, man.
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84. Hey, have you put on weight
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85. and gotten older?
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86. Well, maybe a little.
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87. But I thought the reason
that we all agreed
to be in this cartoon
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88. is that we'll never grow old,
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89. and that we can eat
whatever the we want
and never get fat.
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90. I just ate
77 chicken sandwiches,
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91. but you would never know
by looking at me.
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92. Can I get anyone
anything to drink?
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93. Oh, I... I would love coffee.
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94. Um, I'll have a water.
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95. I'll just have
an acai berry protein shake.
Thank you.
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96. Betsy's been my secretary
for almost 20 years.
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97. She's the reason
I've called you here.
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98. I think, she's been stealing
from me.
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99. What? That sweet woman?
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100. I know. I trust her
with everything.
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101. She does the bookkeeping.
She pays all the bills.
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102. But a week ago,
she was out sick,
so I opened the mail.
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103. This is a credit card
in my name,
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104. with a $50,000 limit.
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105. I didn't apply for this.
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106. And you think
your secretary did.
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107. Well, you have to be careful
with an accusation like that.
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108. I don't wanna slander her.
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109. Oh, I'll slander her.
I'll slander her from behind.
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110. I'll slander her in the mouth.
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111. - Pigeon!
What?
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112. I'm not saying anything sexual!
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113. It's just legalese...
Gobbledygook! Relax.
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114. I'm not saying
I want to her,
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115. but I do...
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116. I want to her
from behind,
in her mouth.
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117. Oh, my God!
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118. Okay. So,
how can we help?
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119. I want you to find out
what's going on
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120. - without accusing her directly.
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121. I couldn't find any acai,
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122. but there was some blueberry—
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123. - Shut up, thief!
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124. I accuse you directly
of the crime
of credit card fraud.
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125. We hereby sentence you
to manslaughter.
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126. Mike!
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127. It's true.
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128. I'm so sorry.
I... I'm so sorry, Harold.
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129. I... I was just so desperate.
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130. Betsy, I don't understand.
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131. I gave you a raise last year.
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132. It isn't enough.
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133. For what?
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134. For my Jeffrey.
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135. Who's Jeffrey?
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136. - Betsy's late husband.
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137. He passed away four years ago.
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138. Did he have debts?
Why didn't you tell me?
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139. He didn't have debts.
He had a dream.
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140. To live forever.
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141. He wanted to be
cryogenically frozen,
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142. so that one day medical science
could revive him.
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143. But last month,
the facility where he's stored
sent me a notice.
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144. Their rates
were more than doubled.
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145. They said if I don't pay,
they'd have no choice
but to let him thaw out.
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146. Oh, that's awful.
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147. That's extortion.
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148. I think we need to pay
these people a visit.
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149. Maybe, they have
an acai berry protein shake.
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150. Look, I'm not trying
to extort anybody.
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151. This is how much it costs
to keep the refrigeration
units going.
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152. And... And it's not my company.
It's my father's.
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153. He was always
a dreamer, that guy.
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154. I mean, he was
obsessed with immortality.
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155. Brilliant scientist,
but no business sense.
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156. I'm the exact opposite,
I'm an accountant.
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157. So, Mom begged me to help him.
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158. But this place is beyond help,
I gotta tell you.
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159. The business model
makes no sense.
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160. Half the people
who have been paying
to keep a loved one alive here,
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161. have died themselves.
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162. I mean, someone's gotta pay
to keep these people frozen.
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163. How's that acai berry
protein shake coming?
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164. I'm sorry,
I thought I told you.
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165. I don't have any acai berries
or protein powder.
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166. And there's no kitchen.
There's just no way
to make a shake.
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167. I don't remember
you saying that.
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168. But to be fair,
I wasn't paying attention.
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169. And this seems like
the part of the show
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170. where we're really getting
into the mystery,
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171. and I don't like
that part of the show.
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172. I'm gonna find the kitchen
and whip up an acai berry
protein shake.
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173. Would your father
ever be interested
in being cryogenically stored?
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174. Getting a celebrity
could be really good
for business.
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175. I'm sorry, Mr. Stein,
but I just can't afford
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176. to keep Jeffrey here anymore.
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177. I'd like to take him home
and give him a proper burial.
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178. Yeah, of course.
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179. Okay. Let's see. Um, okay.
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180. Oh, here we go!
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181. Unit 8-B, Row B-8.
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182. I mean, what kind
of a numbering system is this?
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183. My father, I tell you.
This guy.
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184. Here we are.
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185. Wow! How'd you get him
in there, chop him up?
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186. The Littles opted for a JTH.
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187. Uh, what's a JTH?
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188. Just the head.
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189. Okay, let's have a look.
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190. I you know, I, I,
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191. I imagine this could be
quiet shocking.
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192. So, if you're squeamish,
you might wanna
just turn away.
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193. Where is he?
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194. Huh?
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195. What the—
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196. Is this whole thing a scam?
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197. No. No.
No, no, no, it can't be.
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198. Dad.
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199. I couldn't find the kitchen
but then I remembered
this is a cartoon.
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200. So, I was like "Draw me
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201. Gary.
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202. Who are all of these people?
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203. Well... Well come in.
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204. Come in out of the rain. Come.
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205. Oh, this is the Mike Tyson
Mystery Team.
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206. And this is Betsy Little
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207. Her husband is...
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208. Uh, was a client of Dad's.
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209. Everyone, this is my mother,
Judith Stein.
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210. Nice to meet you, Ms. Stein.
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211. Can I get anyone
anything to drink?
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212. I'll take four cappuccinos.
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213. Mom. I need to see Dad.
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- Gary is here.
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217. Not now.
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218. Frank Stein,
you come talk to your son.
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219. No. I am busy.
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220. Frank Norman Stein,
you open this door
this instant.
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221. Frank N. Stein!
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222. What?
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223. Jeffrey!
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225. Bringing the dead back to life.
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227. No...
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228. - This is the monster.
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229. Maybe I get
those cappuccinos to go.
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230. Whoo!
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April Fools' joke.
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I've always been
the sensitive one.
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You're too sensitive
little brother.
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how much I miss you.
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making more trips to Las Vegas.
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a regular thing.
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240. Damn, I guess Mike's not home.
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he just started leaving
the back door unlocked,
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243. so in case I need to take
a shit at night,
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245. My little brother.
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made something of yourself.
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I don't want you gettin' wet.
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250. Damn.
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like this in Las Vegas.
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252. You brought that
St. Louis weather with you.
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April's Fools' joke.
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