Mike Tyson Mysteries 1x3

1. Yung Hee: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE PICKING UP SOMEONE FROM

2. Yung Hee: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE PICKING UP SOMEONE FROM THE AIRPORT.

3. WE'RE PICKING UP SOMEONE FROM THE AIRPORT. I HAVE TO AGREE.

4. THE AIRPORT. I HAVE TO AGREE. THERE IS NOTHING MYSTERIOUS

5. I HAVE TO AGREE. THERE IS NOTHING MYSTERIOUS ABOUT AN AIRPORT RUN.

6. THERE IS NOTHING MYSTERIOUS ABOUT AN AIRPORT RUN. OPEN YOUR MIND,

7. ABOUT AN AIRPORT RUN. OPEN YOUR MIND, MARQUESS.

8. OPEN YOUR MIND, MARQUESS. IS THE PERSON WHO NEEDS A RIDE

9. MARQUESS. IS THE PERSON WHO NEEDS A RIDE VISITING OR DO THEY LIVE HERE?

10. IS THE PERSON WHO NEEDS A RIDE VISITING OR DO THEY LIVE HERE? MYSTERY.

11. VISITING OR DO THEY LIVE HERE? MYSTERY. HOW WAS THEIR FLIGHT? MYSTERY.

12. MYSTERY. HOW WAS THEIR FLIGHT? MYSTERY. DO THEY JUST HAVE A CARRY-ON OR

13. HOW WAS THEIR FLIGHT? MYSTERY. DO THEY JUST HAVE A CARRY-ON OR DID THEY CHECK IN THEIR LUGGAGE?

14. DO THEY JUST HAVE A CARRY-ON OR DID THEY CHECK IN THEIR LUGGAGE? ALL MYSTERIES.

15. DID THEY CHECK IN THEIR LUGGAGE? ALL MYSTERIES. SO LET'S GO SOLVE IT.

16. ALL MYSTERIES. SO LET'S GO SOLVE IT. I THINK THIS IS OUR

17. SO LET'S GO SOLVE IT. I THINK THIS IS OUR GUY.

18. I THINK THIS IS OUR GUY. PULL OVER.

19. GUY. PULL OVER. WHERE?

20. PULL OVER. WHERE? RIGHT THERE.

21. WHERE? RIGHT THERE. THE OLD GUY WAVING DIRECTLY AT

22. RIGHT THERE. THE OLD GUY WAVING DIRECTLY AT US.

23. THE OLD GUY WAVING DIRECTLY AT US. NOBODY WILL LET ME IN.

24. US. NOBODY WILL LET ME IN. Yung Hee: THIS WOMAN'S TRYING

25. NOBODY WILL LET ME IN. Yung Hee: THIS WOMAN'S TRYING TO LET YOU IN.

26. Yung Hee: THIS WOMAN'S TRYING TO LET YOU IN. GO!

27. TO LET YOU IN. GO!

28. GO! IT'S NOT SAFE.

29. IT'S NOT SAFE. Yung Hee: YOU DRIVE SO

30. IT'S NOT SAFE. Yung Hee: YOU DRIVE SO SCARED, YOU MAKE IT NOT SAFE.

31. Yung Hee: YOU DRIVE SO SCARED, YOU MAKE IT NOT SAFE. I DRIVE DEFENSIVELY

32. SCARED, YOU MAKE IT NOT SAFE. I DRIVE DEFENSIVELY BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN A LOT OF

33. I DRIVE DEFENSIVELY BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN A LOT OF FENDER BENDERS, OKAY?

34. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN A LOT OF FENDER BENDERS, OKAY? GO!

35. FENDER BENDERS, OKAY? GO! JESUS CHRIST!

36. GO! JESUS CHRIST! YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T BE YELLING AT

37. JESUS CHRIST! YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T BE YELLING AT ME.

38. YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T BE YELLING AT ME. IT DISCOMBOBULATES ME!

39. ME. IT DISCOMBOBULATES ME! GOL-LY!

40. IT DISCOMBOBULATES ME! GOL-LY! WHAT THE HELL?

41. GOL-LY! WHAT THE HELL? Yung Hee: NO ONE'S YELLING AT

42. WHAT THE HELL? Yung Hee: NO ONE'S YELLING AT YOU.

43. Yung Hee: NO ONE'S YELLING AT YOU. YOU JUST HAVE TO GO.

44. YOU. YOU JUST HAVE TO GO. TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.

45. YOU JUST HAVE TO GO. TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. YOU THINK I'D SUMMONED YOU BY

46. TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. YOU THINK I'D SUMMONED YOU BY CARRIER PIGEON.

47. YOU THINK I'D SUMMONED YOU BY CARRIER PIGEON. Yung Hee: YOU DID.

48. CARRIER PIGEON. Yung Hee: YOU DID. WELL, BY ALL MEANS, USE A

49. Yung Hee: YOU DID. WELL, BY ALL MEANS, USE A CELLPHONE THEN, IF YOU WANT THE

50. WELL, BY ALL MEANS, USE A CELLPHONE THEN, IF YOU WANT THE NSA LISTENING TO YOUR PRIVATE

51. CELLPHONE THEN, IF YOU WANT THE NSA LISTENING TO YOUR PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS.

52. NSA LISTENING TO YOUR PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS. HEY, YOUR JACKET SAYS

53. CONVERSATIONS. HEY, YOUR JACKET SAYS "BUZZ ALDRIN."

54. HEY, YOUR JACKET SAYS "BUZZ ALDRIN." YOU'RE NOT THE ASTRONAUT

55. "BUZZ ALDRIN." YOU'RE NOT THE ASTRONAUT BUZZ ALDRIN, ARE YOU?

56. YOU'RE NOT THE ASTRONAUT BUZZ ALDRIN, ARE YOU? NO, I'M THE JAZZ SINGER

57. BUZZ ALDRIN, ARE YOU? NO, I'M THE JAZZ SINGER BUZZ ALDRIN.

58. NO, I'M THE JAZZ SINGER BUZZ ALDRIN. OF COURSE I'M THE ASTRONAUT.

59. BUZZ ALDRIN. OF COURSE I'M THE ASTRONAUT. YOU THINK THEY GIVE THESE NASA

60. OF COURSE I'M THE ASTRONAUT. YOU THINK THEY GIVE THESE NASA JACKETS TO ANYBODY?

61. YOU THINK THEY GIVE THESE NASA JACKETS TO ANYBODY? WHERE ARE WE GOING?

62. JACKETS TO ANYBODY? WHERE ARE WE GOING? CAESARS PALACE.

63. WHERE ARE WE GOING? CAESARS PALACE. I'M SEEING THAT ELTON JOHN SHOW

64. CAESARS PALACE. I'M SEEING THAT ELTON JOHN SHOW TONIGHT.

65. I'M SEEING THAT ELTON JOHN SHOW TONIGHT. I'M SUPPOSED TO JOIN HIM ONSTAGE

66. TONIGHT. I'M SUPPOSED TO JOIN HIM ONSTAGE FOR A DUET OF "ROCKET MAN."

67. I'M SUPPOSED TO JOIN HIM ONSTAGE FOR A DUET OF "ROCKET MAN." THAT'S A HELL OF A SONG, BUT IF

68. FOR A DUET OF "ROCKET MAN." THAT'S A HELL OF A SONG, BUT IF HE TRIES ANYTHING ON ME, I WILL

69. THAT'S A HELL OF A SONG, BUT IF HE TRIES ANYTHING ON ME, I WILL KNOCK HIM OUT.

70. HE TRIES ANYTHING ON ME, I WILL KNOCK HIM OUT. YEAH, I DOUBT

71. KNOCK HIM OUT. YEAH, I DOUBT YOU'RE HIS TYPE.

72. YEAH, I DOUBT YOU'RE HIS TYPE. CRIMINE, IT'S HOT IN HERE.

73. YOU'RE HIS TYPE. CRIMINE, IT'S HOT IN HERE. WE NEED SOME A.C.

74. CRIMINE, IT'S HOT IN HERE. WE NEED SOME A.C. NO!

75. WE NEED SOME A.C. NO! NO, PLEASE DON'T DO

76. NO! NO, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.

77. NO, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. WHAT THE HELL?

78. THAT. WHAT THE HELL?

79. WHAT THE HELL? DAMN IT!

80. DAMN IT! OH, I'M SORRY, MAN.

81. DAMN IT! OH, I'M SORRY, MAN. WHEN YOU TURN ON THE A.C., THE

82. OH, I'M SORRY, MAN. WHEN YOU TURN ON THE A.C., THE HEAT COMES ON FULL BLAST.

83. WHEN YOU TURN ON THE A.C., THE HEAT COMES ON FULL BLAST. I'M SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

84. HEAT COMES ON FULL BLAST. I'M SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I'M TRYING TO GET IT FIXED.

85. I'M SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I'M TRYING TO GET IT FIXED. WHY WON'T IT TURN OFF?

86. I'M TRYING TO GET IT FIXED. WHY WON'T IT TURN OFF? THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT

87. WHY WON'T IT TURN OFF? THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT THE MYSTERY MOBILE.

88. THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT THE MYSTERY MOBILE. DAMN IT!

89. THE MYSTERY MOBILE. DAMN IT! [ RATTLING, HEATER SHUTS OFF ]

90. DAMN IT! [ RATTLING, HEATER SHUTS OFF ] WOW. WHENEVER I DID

91. [ RATTLING, HEATER SHUTS OFF ] WOW. WHENEVER I DID THAT, THE ENGINE WOULD FALL OUT,

92. WOW. WHENEVER I DID THAT, THE ENGINE WOULD FALL OUT, BUT THE HEAT WOULD KEEP BLOWING.

93. THAT, THE ENGINE WOULD FALL OUT, BUT THE HEAT WOULD KEEP BLOWING. Yung Hee: DAD, SHOULDN'T YOU

94. BUT THE HEAT WOULD KEEP BLOWING. Yung Hee: DAD, SHOULDN'T YOU BE WATCHING THE ROAD?

95. Yung Hee: DAD, SHOULDN'T YOU BE WATCHING THE ROAD? YEAH, THAT WAS THE SECRET TO

96. BE WATCHING THE ROAD? YEAH, THAT WAS THE SECRET TO KEEPING THE OXYGEN GOING ON THAT

97. YEAH, THAT WAS THE SECRET TO KEEPING THE OXYGEN GOING ON THAT OLD PIECE OF CRAP APOLLO 11,

98. KEEPING THE OXYGEN GOING ON THAT OLD PIECE OF CRAP APOLLO 11, TOO.

99. OLD PIECE OF CRAP APOLLO 11, TOO. DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER

100. TOO. DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER SECRETS?

101. DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER SECRETS? Yung Hee: DAD.

102. SECRETS? Yung Hee: DAD. LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS

103. Yung Hee: DAD. LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

104. LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. IT HAPPENED, BUT THIS CLOCK

105. TIME. IT HAPPENED, BUT THIS CLOCK NEVER KNEW IT, YOU KNOW?

106. IT HAPPENED, BUT THIS CLOCK NEVER KNEW IT, YOU KNOW? SECRETS?

107. NEVER KNEW IT, YOU KNOW? SECRETS?

108. SECRETS? I HAPPEN TO KNOW THE BIGGEST

109. I HAPPEN TO KNOW THE BIGGEST SECRET ON EARTH.

110. I HAPPEN TO KNOW THE BIGGEST SECRET ON EARTH. OR MAYBE THE UNIVERSE.

111. SECRET ON EARTH. OR MAYBE THE UNIVERSE. Yung Hee: CAN YOU STOP

112. OR MAYBE THE UNIVERSE. Yung Hee: CAN YOU STOP TALKING TO MY DAD RIGHT NOW?

113. Yung Hee: CAN YOU STOP TALKING TO MY DAD RIGHT NOW? AND IT INVOLVES YOU.

114. TALKING TO MY DAD RIGHT NOW? AND IT INVOLVES YOU. Yung Hee: DAD, THE ROAD.

115. AND IT INVOLVES YOU. Yung Hee: DAD, THE ROAD.

116. Yung Hee: DAD, THE ROAD. OH, MAN!

117. OH, MAN! ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? MAN!

118. OH, MAN! ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? MAN! IS EVERYBODY OKAY BACK THERE?

119. ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? MAN! IS EVERYBODY OKAY BACK THERE? Yung Hee:

120. IS EVERYBODY OKAY BACK THERE? Yung Hee: OH, MY... OH, YES.

121. Yung Hee: OH, MY... OH, YES. OH, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR

122. OH, MY... OH, YES. OH, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR ASTRONAUT TOOK FLIGHT.

123. OH, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR ASTRONAUT TOOK FLIGHT. OH, SH...

124. ASTRONAUT TOOK FLIGHT. OH, SH...

125. OH, SH... WAKE UP.

126. WAKE UP. WELL, HE CAN'T

127. WAKE UP. WELL, HE CAN'T BECAUSE HE'S DEAD.

128. WELL, HE CAN'T BECAUSE HE'S DEAD. Yung Hee: OH, MY GOD.

129. BECAUSE HE'S DEAD. Yung Hee: OH, MY GOD. YOU KNOW, AT LEAST HE

130. Yung Hee: OH, MY GOD. YOU KNOW, AT LEAST HE BEAT NEIL ARMSTRONG TO

131. YOU KNOW, AT LEAST HE BEAT NEIL ARMSTRONG TO SOMETHING.

132. BEAT NEIL ARMSTRONG TO SOMETHING.

133. SOMETHING. Yung Hee: NEIL ARMSTRONG

134. Yung Hee: NEIL ARMSTRONG ALREADY DIED.

135. Yung Hee: NEIL ARMSTRONG ALREADY DIED. REALLY?

136. ALREADY DIED. REALLY? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

137. REALLY? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? Yung Hee: A FEW YEARS AGO.

138. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? Yung Hee: A FEW YEARS AGO. HUH.

139. Yung Hee: A FEW YEARS AGO. HUH. ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID.

140. HUH. ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID. YES, THAT IS CORRECT.

141. ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID. YES, THAT IS CORRECT. NO INJURIES.

142. YES, THAT IS CORRECT. NO INJURIES. WELL, ONE DEATH.

143. NO INJURIES. WELL, ONE DEATH. Mr. Tyson, can you tell me

144. WELL, ONE DEATH. Mr. Tyson, can you tell me anything about the victim?

145. Mr. Tyson, can you tell me anything about the victim? YES, HE WAS AN

146. anything about the victim? YES, HE WAS AN ASTRONAUT.

147. YES, HE WAS AN ASTRONAUT. OH, AND RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED, HE

148. ASTRONAUT. OH, AND RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED, HE WAS ABOUT TO TELL ME THE BIGGEST

149. OH, AND RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED, HE WAS ABOUT TO TELL ME THE BIGGEST SECRET IN THE UNIVERSE.

150. WAS ABOUT TO TELL ME THE BIGGEST SECRET IN THE UNIVERSE.

151. SECRET IN THE UNIVERSE. May I put you on hold while I

152. May I put you on hold while I enter this?

153. May I put you on hold while I enter this? It may take a moment.

154. enter this? It may take a moment. We have multiple ongoing

155. It may take a moment. We have multiple ongoing investigations concerning other

156. We have multiple ongoing investigations concerning other collisions you've been involved

157. investigations concerning other collisions you've been involved in, curiously also involving

158. collisions you've been involved in, curiously also involving fatalities to astronauts, so I

159. in, curiously also involving fatalities to astronauts, so I just want to make sure we file

160. fatalities to astronauts, so I just want to make sure we file these claims correctly.

161. just want to make sure we file these claims correctly. If we get disconnected, my name

162. these claims correctly. If we get disconnected, my name is Julius and my direct dial is

163. If we get disconnected, my name is Julius and my direct dial is 7508.

164. is Julius and my direct dial is 7508. OKAY.

165. 7508. OKAY. THANK YOU, JULIUS.

166. OKAY. THANK YOU, JULIUS.

167. THANK YOU, JULIUS. Mr. Tyson, although this is

168. Mr. Tyson, although this is just your fourth collision this

169. Mr. Tyson, although this is just your fourth collision this year, because the number of

170. just your fourth collision this year, because the number of fatalities is 10, that may

171. year, because the number of fatalities is 10, that may affect your premium.

172. fatalities is 10, that may affect your premium. And they're all astronauts.

173. affect your premium. And they're all astronauts.

174. And they're all astronauts. Although, I don't think that

175. Although, I don't think that will affect your premium.

176. Although, I don't think that will affect your premium.

177. will affect your premium. HOW MANY ASTRONAUTS

178. HOW MANY ASTRONAUTS HAVE I KILLED?

179. HOW MANY ASTRONAUTS HAVE I KILLED? Please do not admit liability

180. HAVE I KILLED? Please do not admit liability until your claims are settled.

181. Please do not admit liability until your claims are settled. OKAY, HOW MANY

182. until your claims are settled. OKAY, HOW MANY ASTRONAUTS HAVE BEEN KILLED?

183. OKAY, HOW MANY ASTRONAUTS HAVE BEEN KILLED? Uh... 10 astronauts.

184. ASTRONAUTS HAVE BEEN KILLED? Uh... 10 astronauts. Is there anything else I can do

185. Uh... 10 astronauts. Is there anything else I can do for you today?

186. Is there anything else I can do for you today? NO, THANK YOU, MA'AM.

187. for you today? NO, THANK YOU, MA'AM. Would you be willing to take

188. NO, THANK YOU, MA'AM. Would you be willing to take a short customer-service survey

189. Would you be willing to take a short customer-service survey about your experience today?

190. a short customer-service survey about your experience today? HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE?

191. about your experience today? HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE? About 15 minutes.

192. HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE? About 15 minutes. SURE.

193. About 15 minutes. SURE. Thank you for taking this

194. SURE. Thank you for taking this brief survey.

195. Thank you for taking this brief survey. Was your claim representative

196. brief survey. Was your claim representative courteous?

197. Was your claim representative courteous?

198. courteous? You can say "surpassed my

199. You can say "surpassed my expectations,"met my

200. You can say "surpassed my expectations,"met my expectations"...

201. expectations,"met my expectations"...

202. expectations"... Marquess MICHAEL, TRY TO CALM

203. Marquess MICHAEL, TRY TO CALM DOWN.

204. Marquess MICHAEL, TRY TO CALM DOWN. JUST BREATHE, OKAY?

205. DOWN. JUST BREATHE, OKAY? LET'S BE RATIONAL.

206. JUST BREATHE, OKAY? LET'S BE RATIONAL. I HAVE KILLED 10

207. LET'S BE RATIONAL. I HAVE KILLED 10 ASTRONAUT, MARQUESS.

208. I HAVE KILLED 10 ASTRONAUT, MARQUESS.

209. ASTRONAUT, MARQUESS. OKAY. THINK RATIONALLY.

210. OKAY. THINK RATIONALLY. GOOD.

211. OKAY. THINK RATIONALLY. GOOD. DO I HAVE ANYTHING

212. GOOD. DO I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST ASTRONAUTS?

213. DO I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST ASTRONAUTS? NO WAY.

214. AGAINST ASTRONAUTS? NO WAY. BECAUSE WHEN I BECAME

215. NO WAY. BECAUSE WHEN I BECAME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE

216. BECAUSE WHEN I BECAME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, IT WAS MY DREAM THAT AN

217. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, IT WAS MY DREAM THAT AN ASTRONAUT MIGHT TAKE ME TO OTHER

218. WORLD, IT WAS MY DREAM THAT AN ASTRONAUT MIGHT TAKE ME TO OTHER WORLDS...

219. ASTRONAUT MIGHT TAKE ME TO OTHER WORLDS... MM-HMM.

220. WORLDS... MM-HMM. FOR ME TO BE

221. MM-HMM. FOR ME TO BE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THOSE

222. FOR ME TO BE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THOSE WORLDS, TOO.

223. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THOSE WORLDS, TOO. OKAY.

224. WORLDS, TOO. OKAY. I LOVE ASTRONAUTS.

225. OKAY. I LOVE ASTRONAUTS. UH, OKAY.

226. I LOVE ASTRONAUTS. UH, OKAY. SO WHY AM I KILLING

227. UH, OKAY. SO WHY AM I KILLING ASTRONAUTS?

228. SO WHY AM I KILLING ASTRONAUTS? WORK THROUGH IT.

229. ASTRONAUTS? WORK THROUGH IT. THINK RATIONALLY.

230. WORK THROUGH IT. THINK RATIONALLY. OKAY, GOOD.

231. THINK RATIONALLY. OKAY, GOOD. I USED TO BE FILLED

232. OKAY, GOOD. I USED TO BE FILLED WITH SO MUCH RAGE, I WANTED TO

233. I USED TO BE FILLED WITH SO MUCH RAGE, I WANTED TO KILL EVERYONE.

234. WITH SO MUCH RAGE, I WANTED TO KILL EVERYONE. BUT I REPLACED THAT RAGE WITH

235. KILL EVERYONE. BUT I REPLACED THAT RAGE WITH LOVE.

236. BUT I REPLACED THAT RAGE WITH LOVE. BUT NOW IT'S COMING BACK AND

237. LOVE. BUT NOW IT'S COMING BACK AND IT'S FOCUSED ON ASTRONAUTS!

238. BUT NOW IT'S COMING BACK AND IT'S FOCUSED ON ASTRONAUTS! RAGE DOWN.

239. IT'S FOCUSED ON ASTRONAUTS! RAGE DOWN. I KNOW WHAT'S

240. RAGE DOWN. I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.

241. I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. THE GOVERNMENT HAS IMPLANTED A

242. HAPPENING. THE GOVERNMENT HAS IMPLANTED A CHIP IN ME.

243. THE GOVERNMENT HAS IMPLANTED A CHIP IN ME. NOPE, THE

244. CHIP IN ME. NOPE, THE GOVERNMENT DIDN'T DO THAT.

245. NOPE, THE GOVERNMENT DIDN'T DO THAT. AND THAT CHIP IS MAKING

246. GOVERNMENT DIDN'T DO THAT. AND THAT CHIP IS MAKING ME KILL ASTRONAUTS!

247. AND THAT CHIP IS MAKING ME KILL ASTRONAUTS! NOPE, I GUARANTEE

248. ME KILL ASTRONAUTS! NOPE, I GUARANTEE THERE'S NO CHIP IN YOU.

249. NOPE, I GUARANTEE THERE'S NO CHIP IN YOU. BUT WHY?

250. THERE'S NO CHIP IN YOU. BUT WHY? THINK RATIONALLY, MICHAEL!

251. BUT WHY? THINK RATIONALLY, MICHAEL! STOP SAYING

252. THINK RATIONALLY, MICHAEL! STOP SAYING "RATIONALLY," 'CAUSE YOU DON'T

253. STOP SAYING "RATIONALLY," 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

254. "RATIONALLY," 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS ASTRONAUTS MUST HAVE

255. KNOW WHAT IT MEANS ASTRONAUTS MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING UP THERE IN SPACE

256. ASTRONAUTS MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING UP THERE IN SPACE THAT THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO

257. SEEN SOMETHING UP THERE IN SPACE THAT THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE.

258. THAT THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE. I AM IN A RACE AGAINST TIME TO

259. SEE. I AM IN A RACE AGAINST TIME TO FIND OUT THE BIGGEST SECRET IN

260. I AM IN A RACE AGAINST TIME TO FIND OUT THE BIGGEST SECRET IN THE UNIVERSE BEFORE I KILL ANY

261. FIND OUT THE BIGGEST SECRET IN THE UNIVERSE BEFORE I KILL ANY MORE ASTRONAUTS.

262. THE UNIVERSE BEFORE I KILL ANY MORE ASTRONAUTS. LISTEN UP.

263. MORE ASTRONAUTS. LISTEN UP. WHILE THE REST OF US FIND A

264. LISTEN UP. WHILE THE REST OF US FIND A ROCKET AND GO IN SPACE TO SOLVE

265. WHILE THE REST OF US FIND A ROCKET AND GO IN SPACE TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY, ONE OF YOU IS GONNA

266. ROCKET AND GO IN SPACE TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY, ONE OF YOU IS GONNA HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH THE

267. THE MYSTERY, ONE OF YOU IS GONNA HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH THE MYSTERY MOBILE.

268. HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH THE MYSTERY MOBILE. ME!

269. MYSTERY MOBILE. ME! Yung Hee: I WILL!

270. ME! Yung Hee: I WILL! I WAS FIRST.

271. Yung Hee: I WILL! I WAS FIRST. IT'S TRUE.

272. I WAS FIRST. IT'S TRUE. WAIT.

273. IT'S TRUE. WAIT. DID HE SAY, "FIND A ROCKET AND

274. WAIT. DID HE SAY, "FIND A ROCKET AND GO UP IN SPACE?"

275. DID HE SAY, "FIND A ROCKET AND GO UP IN SPACE?" WHAT? DID WE MISS THAT?

276. GO UP IN SPACE?" WHAT? DID WE MISS THAT? SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM

277. WHAT? DID WE MISS THAT? SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM TO FIX THE A.C., OKAY?

278. SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM TO FIX THE A.C., OKAY?

279. TO FIX THE A.C., OKAY? HMM.

280. HMM. BLACK GUY, A GAY GUY, AND A

281. HMM. BLACK GUY, A GAY GUY, AND A CHINESE GIRL GET INTO A CAB.

282. BLACK GUY, A GAY GUY, AND A CHINESE GIRL GET INTO A CAB.

283. CHINESE GIRL GET INTO A CAB. IT'S LIKE THE START OF A JOKE.

284. IT'S LIKE THE START OF A JOKE. BLACK GUY SAYS HE FORGOT HIS

285. IT'S LIKE THE START OF A JOKE. BLACK GUY SAYS HE FORGOT HIS WALLET.

286. BLACK GUY SAYS HE FORGOT HIS WALLET. GAY GUY SAYS HE DIDN'T BRING HIS

287. WALLET. GAY GUY SAYS HE DIDN'T BRING HIS WALLET 'CAUSE HE ASSUMED THE

288. GAY GUY SAYS HE DIDN'T BRING HIS WALLET 'CAUSE HE ASSUMED THE BLACK GUY WAS PAYING BECAUSE HE

289. WALLET 'CAUSE HE ASSUMED THE BLACK GUY WAS PAYING BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY WERE ON A DATE.

290. BLACK GUY WAS PAYING BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY WERE ON A DATE. CHINESE GIRL JUST KEEPS SAYING

291. THOUGHT THEY WERE ON A DATE. CHINESE GIRL JUST KEEPS SAYING "ME SO HORNY."

292. CHINESE GIRL JUST KEEPS SAYING "ME SO HORNY."

293. "ME SO HORNY." NO.

294. NO. NO, IT NEEDS A RABBI.

295. NO. NO, IT NEEDS A RABBI. THAT'S WHAT IT NEEDS — A RABBI.

296. NO, IT NEEDS A RABBI. THAT'S WHAT IT NEEDS — A RABBI.

297. THAT'S WHAT IT NEEDS — A RABBI. I THINK IT'S A PRETTY GOOD JOKE

298. I THINK IT'S A PRETTY GOOD JOKE RIGHT NOW.

299. I THINK IT'S A PRETTY GOOD JOKE RIGHT NOW.

300. RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMEONE IN

301. YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT, AND I'D

302. YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT, AND I'D LIKE TO ASK HIM TO COME UP HERE

303. THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT, AND I'D LIKE TO ASK HIM TO COME UP HERE AND HELP ME WITH THIS NEXT SONG.

304. LIKE TO ASK HIM TO COME UP HERE AND HELP ME WITH THIS NEXT SONG. HE'S A REAL-LIFE ROCKET MAN.

305. AND HELP ME WITH THIS NEXT SONG. HE'S A REAL-LIFE ROCKET MAN. MR. BUZZ ALDRIN!

306. HE'S A REAL-LIFE ROCKET MAN. MR. BUZZ ALDRIN!

307. MR. BUZZ ALDRIN!

308. I CAN'T BELIEVE

309. I CAN'T BELIEVE ELTON JOHN IS LETTING US BORROW

310. I CAN'T BELIEVE ELTON JOHN IS LETTING US BORROW HIS ROCKET.

311. ELTON JOHN IS LETTING US BORROW HIS ROCKET. Yung Hee: HIS NAME IS

312. HIS ROCKET. Yung Hee: HIS NAME IS ELON MUSK.

313. Yung Hee: HIS NAME IS ELON MUSK. AND HE SAID "NO."

314. ELON MUSK. AND HE SAID "NO." HE WAS TRYING TO STOP YOU, AND

315. AND HE SAID "NO." HE WAS TRYING TO STOP YOU, AND YOU HIT HIM AND MIGHT HAVE

316. HE WAS TRYING TO STOP YOU, AND YOU HIT HIM AND MIGHT HAVE KILLED HIM.

317. YOU HIT HIM AND MIGHT HAVE KILLED HIM. I FEEL SICK.

318. KILLED HIM. I FEEL SICK. OH, YUNG, DON'T BE SO

319. I FEEL SICK. OH, YUNG, DON'T BE SO WORRIED.

320. OH, YUNG, DON'T BE SO WORRIED. I PROMISE YOU I'LL MAKE IT BACK.

321. WORRIED. I PROMISE YOU I'LL MAKE IT BACK. MICHAEL, YOU CAN'T

322. I PROMISE YOU I'LL MAKE IT BACK. MICHAEL, YOU CAN'T DO THIS ALONE.

323. MICHAEL, YOU CAN'T DO THIS ALONE. IF YOU GO WITH ME TO

324. DO THIS ALONE. IF YOU GO WITH ME TO SPACE, THAT WOULD MAKE YOU AN

325. IF YOU GO WITH ME TO SPACE, THAT WOULD MAKE YOU AN ASTRONAUT.

326. SPACE, THAT WOULD MAKE YOU AN ASTRONAUT. THEN I MIGHT TRY AND KILL YOU.

327. ASTRONAUT. THEN I MIGHT TRY AND KILL YOU. NO, I — NO, I MEAN

328. THEN I MIGHT TRY AND KILL YOU. NO, I — NO, I MEAN YOU CAN'T OPERATE A ROCKET.

329. NO, I — NO, I MEAN YOU CAN'T OPERATE A ROCKET. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

330. YOU CAN'T OPERATE A ROCKET. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

331. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. MARQUESS, I GUESS YOU

332. IT. MARQUESS, I GUESS YOU COULD COME, BECAUSE YOU'RE

333. MARQUESS, I GUESS YOU COULD COME, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD, SO I CAN'T KILL

334. COULD COME, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD, SO I CAN'T KILL YOU.

335. ALREADY DEAD, SO I CAN'T KILL YOU. OKAY, UH, AGAIN, I

336. YOU. OKAY, UH, AGAIN, I WASN'T OFFERING TO GO WITH YOU.

337. OKAY, UH, AGAIN, I WASN'T OFFERING TO GO WITH YOU. NONE OF US SHOULD GET IN THAT

338. WASN'T OFFERING TO GO WITH YOU. NONE OF US SHOULD GET IN THAT ROCKET, BECAUSE NONE OF US KNOWS

339. NONE OF US SHOULD GET IN THAT ROCKET, BECAUSE NONE OF US KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT FLYING A ROCKET.

340. ROCKET, BECAUSE NONE OF US KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT FLYING A ROCKET.

341. ANYTHING ABOUT FLYING A ROCKET. IT CAN'T BE ANY HARDER

342. IT CAN'T BE ANY HARDER THAN DRIVING A CAR, AND I DO

343. IT CAN'T BE ANY HARDER THAN DRIVING A CAR, AND I DO THAT.

344. THAN DRIVING A CAR, AND I DO THAT. NOW, YUNG, IF, WHILE I'M UP

345. THAT. NOW, YUNG, IF, WHILE I'M UP THERE, I SUDDENLY REALIZE I

346. NOW, YUNG, IF, WHILE I'M UP THERE, I SUDDENLY REALIZE I MYSELF — I AM AN ASTRONAUT AND

347. THERE, I SUDDENLY REALIZE I MYSELF — I AM AN ASTRONAUT AND I KILL MYSELF, JUST KNOW THAT I

348. MYSELF — I AM AN ASTRONAUT AND I KILL MYSELF, JUST KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE THAT YOU

349. I KILL MYSELF, JUST KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE THAT YOU CARRY ON MY WORK IN MY NAME AND

350. LOVE YOU AND I HOPE THAT YOU CARRY ON MY WORK IN MY NAME AND IN MY IMAGE.

351. CARRY ON MY WORK IN MY NAME AND IN MY IMAGE. Yung Hee: WAIT.

352. IN MY IMAGE. Yung Hee: WAIT. W-WHAT ARE YOU —

353. Yung Hee: WAIT. W-WHAT ARE YOU —

354. W-WHAT ARE YOU — OH, NUTS!

355. OH, NUTS! I PUT IT ON THE WRONG SIDE.

356. OH, NUTS! I PUT IT ON THE WRONG SIDE.

357. I PUT IT ON THE WRONG SIDE. OH, YOU GOT THE WRONG FACE FOR

358. OH, YOU GOT THE WRONG FACE FOR THIS TATTOO.

359. OH, YOU GOT THE WRONG FACE FOR THIS TATTOO. MAYBE I'LL JUST FILL IT ALL IN.

360. THIS TATTOO. MAYBE I'LL JUST FILL IT ALL IN.

361. MAYBE I'LL JUST FILL IT ALL IN. OH, MAN.

362. OH, MAN. YOU LOOK LIKE DIONNE WARWICK.

363. OH, MAN. YOU LOOK LIKE DIONNE WARWICK.

364. WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING MY ROCKET WILL GET THERE BEFORE

365. SATISFACTION OF KNOWING MY ROCKET WILL GET THERE BEFORE THAT PRICK RICHARD BRANSON.

366. ROCKET WILL GET THERE BEFORE THAT PRICK RICHARD BRANSON.

367. MM, LOOKS SO PEACEFUL FROM HERE. I WONDER WHAT PLANET IT IS.

368. SO PEACEFUL FROM HERE. I WONDER WHAT PLANET IT IS. WHAT IS UP HERE?

369. I WONDER WHAT PLANET IT IS. WHAT IS UP HERE? WHAT WAS BUZZ TRYING TO TELL ME?

370. WHAT IS UP HERE? WHAT WAS BUZZ TRYING TO TELL ME? HMM. BETTER THAN WALKING.

371. OH, MAN. IT'S DARK ON THIS SIDE. AAH! OH, MAN!

372. AAH! OH, MAN! ANOTHER FENDER BENDER?

373. OH, MAN! ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? OH, SH...

374. ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? OH, SH... [ Speed-dialing ]

375. OH, SH... [ Speed-dialing ] This is Julius.

376. [ Speed-dialing ] This is Julius. JULIUS?

377. This is Julius. JULIUS? UM, I GOT IN ANOTHER FENDER

378. JULIUS? UM, I GOT IN ANOTHER FENDER BENDER AND I KILLED ANOTHER

379. UM, I GOT IN ANOTHER FENDER BENDER AND I KILLED ANOTHER ASTRONAUT.

380. BENDER AND I KILLED ANOTHER ASTRONAUT. I MEAN, I GOT IN A FENDER

381. ASTRONAUT. I MEAN, I GOT IN A FENDER BENDER, AND, AS A RESULT,

382. I MEAN, I GOT IN A FENDER BENDER, AND, AS A RESULT, ANOTHER ASTRONAUT WAS KILLED.

383. BENDER, AND, AS A RESULT, ANOTHER ASTRONAUT WAS KILLED.

384. ANOTHER ASTRONAUT WAS KILLED. NO, WAIT!

385. NO, WAIT! I THINK HE MIGHT BE ALL RIGHT.

386. NO, WAIT! I THINK HE MIGHT BE ALL RIGHT.

387. I THINK HE MIGHT BE ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

388. HOLD ON ONE SECOND. HE'S TRYING TO SPEAK, BUT I

389. HOLD ON ONE SECOND. HE'S TRYING TO SPEAK, BUT I CAN'T HEAR HIM.

390. HE'S TRYING TO SPEAK, BUT I CAN'T HEAR HIM.

391. CAN'T HEAR HIM. NOPE.

392. NOPE. MAN, THAT MEANS 11 ASTRONAUTS.

393. NOPE. MAN, THAT MEANS 11 ASTRONAUTS. Actually, this will be just

394. MAN, THAT MEANS 11 ASTRONAUTS. Actually, this will be just the second astronaut fatality.

395. Actually, this will be just the second astronaut fatality. The other fatalities were

396. the second astronaut fatality. The other fatalities were astronomers, not astronauts.

397. The other fatalities were astronomers, not astronauts. Our filing system has a new

398. astronomers, not astronauts. Our filing system has a new smart-type feature —

399. Our filing system has a new smart-type feature — HOLD UP, HOLD UP.

400. smart-type feature — HOLD UP, HOLD UP. ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT AN

401. HOLD UP, HOLD UP. ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT AN ASTRONAUT-KILLING MACHINE?

402. ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT AN ASTRONAUT-KILLING MACHINE? If anything, you're an

403. ASTRONAUT-KILLING MACHINE? If anything, you're an astronomer-killing machine.

404. If anything, you're an astronomer-killing machine. HOOOO!

405. astronomer-killing machine. HOOOO! But, again, until these

406. HOOOO! But, again, until these claims are settled, please do

407. But, again, until these claims are settled, please do not admit liability.

408. claims are settled, please do not admit liability. Anything else I can do for you?

409. not admit liability. Anything else I can do for you? NO, THANK YOU, JULIUS.

410. Anything else I can do for you? NO, THANK YOU, JULIUS. I KNEW DEEP DOWN IN MY HEART I

411. NO, THANK YOU, JULIUS. I KNEW DEEP DOWN IN MY HEART I LOVED ASTRONAUTS.

412. I KNEW DEEP DOWN IN MY HEART I LOVED ASTRONAUTS. Mind taking another short

413. LOVED ASTRONAUTS. Mind taking another short survey?

414. Mind taking another short survey? NO, MA'AM.

415. survey? NO, MA'AM. YOU KNOW, I CAME UP HERE TO

416. NO, MA'AM. YOU KNOW, I CAME UP HERE TO OUTER SPACE TO FIND OUT WHAT

417. YOU KNOW, I CAME UP HERE TO OUTER SPACE TO FIND OUT WHAT SECRET THE ASTRONAUTS KNEW, BUT

418. OUTER SPACE TO FIND OUT WHAT SECRET THE ASTRONAUTS KNEW, BUT NOW THAT I KNOW THAT I AM NOT

419. SECRET THE ASTRONAUTS KNEW, BUT NOW THAT I KNOW THAT I AM NOT KILLING ASTRONAUTS — WELL,

420. NOW THAT I KNOW THAT I AM NOT KILLING ASTRONAUTS — WELL, EXCEPT FOR TWO — I DON'T NEED

421. KILLING ASTRONAUTS — WELL, EXCEPT FOR TWO — I DON'T NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT THE SECRET IS.

422. EXCEPT FOR TWO — I DON'T NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT THE SECRET IS. UNLESS YOU KNOW THE SECRET.

423. TO FIND OUT WHAT THE SECRET IS. UNLESS YOU KNOW THE SECRET. DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME THE

424. UNLESS YOU KNOW THE SECRET. DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME THE SECRET, JULIUS?

425. DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME THE SECRET, JULIUS? Thank you for taking this

426. SECRET, JULIUS? Thank you for taking this brief survey.

427. Thank you for taking this brief survey. Was your claim representative

428. brief survey. Was your claim representative courteous?

429. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I DON'T KNOW! BUT SOMEONE IS KILLING

430. I DON'T KNOW! BUT SOMEONE IS KILLING ASTRONOMERS BECAUSE OF THE

431. BUT SOMEONE IS KILLING ASTRONOMERS BECAUSE OF THE SECRET!

432. ASTRONOMERS BECAUSE OF THE SECRET! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!

433. SECRET! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!

434. OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OOH, PIGEON!

435. OOH, PIGEON! THAT A.C. BLOWS COLD, BABY!

436. OOH, PIGEON! THAT A.C. BLOWS COLD, BABY! BUT, MICHAEL!

437. THAT A.C. BLOWS COLD, BABY! BUT, MICHAEL!

438. BUT, MICHAEL!

439. OH, MAN.

440. OH, MAN. ANOTHER FENDER BENDER?

441. OH, MAN. ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? [ Speed-dialing ]

442. ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? [ Speed-dialing ] This is Julius.

443. You can say "surpassed my expectations,"met my expectations"...

444. expectations,"met my expectations"... PAST MY EXPECTATIONS.

445. expectations"... PAST MY EXPECTATIONS. or "fell short of my

446. PAST MY EXPECTATIONS. or "fell short of my expectations.

447. or "fell short of my expectations. PAST MY EXPECTATIONS.