1. You know, there's
nothing better
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2. than going hunting
out here in God's country.
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3. Course, my old peepers
ain't what they used to be,
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4. which is why I'm glad
you two boys
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5. could come along
to be my spotters.
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6. We're gonna shoot a gun.
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7. Yeah, yeah.
Tchk-tchk. Bang!
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8. Uh, you'll have
to speak up now.
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9. My yodel-catchers ain't
what they used to be neither.
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10. You're old.
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11. Whoa.
- Whoa.
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12. Now, I'm used
to hunting alone, mind you.
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13. My son used to always want
to come along with me,
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14. but I like to hunt
by myself.
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15. Yeah, yeah, I like
to do stuff by myself too.
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16. You know what I'm saying?
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17. Uh, but you two
are responsible young men,
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18. not like those other two kids
around the neighborhood,
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19. Beaufort and Bernardo.
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20. Bernardo.
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21. Yes, sir.
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22. We're, like, very responsible.
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23. Can we, like, blow
stuff away now?
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24. Yeah, yeah,
I will blow away Bernardo.
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25. Bang!
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26. Oh, no, no, no.
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27. No one's allowed to touch
this gun,
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28. except yours truly, of course.
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29. But y'all can carry the tent
and the beer cooler.
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30. Huh?
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31. What?
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32. Well, let's get 'er done,
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33. like the funny man says.
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34. Butt-Head, I wanted
to shoot the gun.
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35. The outdoors sucks.
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36. Why is she so bored?
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37. Yeah, really.
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38. What's her problem?
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39. It was her idea to make
the video.
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40. Yeah, really.
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41. Yeah, no one's forced her
to do this.
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42. Well, at least Jack Harlow's
not in it.
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43. What? Again?
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44. You gotta be kidding me.
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45. Boy, he's only been rapping
for, like, five seconds,
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46. and he's already exhausted.
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47. Yeah, he's like,
"Ugh, I suck.
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48. Why am I pretending to tattoo?
No one's gonna believe this."
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49. Yeah.
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50. If Jack Harlow
was tattooing me,
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51. I'd have him tattoo
"Jack Harlow sucks."
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52. Yeah, and he'd probably be
too bored to notice.
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53. Yeah.
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54. "Yeah, yeah,
where do you want it?
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55. Your arm? Your forehead?
I don't care."
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56. Yeah.
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57. Then I'd be like,
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58. "No, I want it
on your forehead."
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59. Yeah, he'd be like, "Okay.
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60. I mean, I do suck. Ugh."
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61. Boy.
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62. She really doesn't like
her song here.
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63. "Why can't I be in a video
of something good?
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64. Yeah, she's like, "Ugh,
this song gives me a headache,
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65. and so does my voice.
Ugh."
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66. They think if they, like,
hate themselves first,
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67. it'll make us
not wanna hate them,
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68. but I hate them.
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69. Yeah.
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70. We're way ahead of you,
Audrey Nuna.
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71. Yeah.
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72. You gotta get up
pretty early in the morning
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73. to hate yourself
more than I do.
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74. You know, this here
is the most exciting part
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75. of hunting, I tell you what:
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76. just sitting out here
in nature.
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77. Uh, this sucks.
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78. - You know, 90%...
- I wanna shoot the gun.
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79. Yeah.
This sucks.
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80. Whoa, Beavis, check it out.
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81. At least we can drink
this beer,
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82. and maybe this place
won't be so boring.
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83. Oh, yeah. Cool.
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84. Ugh. Ugh.
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85. Oh, now, that there
is my magic weapon.
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86. The deer get a whiff of that,
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87. and they come running
right quick.
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88. Whoa.
Deers like beer?
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89. That's weird.
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90. We'd better hurry up
and chug it
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91. before the dumb deers get here
and drink it all.
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92. Yeah, seriously.
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93. Eh, my son used to beg me
to take him out here.
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94. Almost did, once.
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95. He'd start getting in fights
at school.
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96. Marcie said he was just doing
it to get my attention.
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97. But you see, my own father—
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98. he was a hard man.
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99. Once, when I was a boy, I...
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100. I've never told anyone this
before, but, well...
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101. We have a gun.
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102. Bum-di-di-dam.
So what should we shoot?
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103. Uh, how about everything
we see?
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104. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
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105. Yeah, good idea. Yeah.
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106. Okay, let's see.
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107. Where to start?
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108. Like, ready, aim, something,
and, uh—
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109. agh!
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110. Uh...
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111. What was that noise?
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112. Well, anyway, I got home,
and Daddy said,
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113. "No boy of mine is gonna be
in the school musical."
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114. Damn it, Beavis,
you screwed up my turn.
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115. I get to shoot it again.
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116. Yeah, damn it.
That sucks.
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117. Damn it, the bullet's gone.
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118. You dumb-ass.
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119. Now I've gotta go find it
and put it back in the gun.
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120. Can't send a boy
to do a man's job.
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121. And by then, my boy had gone
without a daddy so long,
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122. well, he—he learned
to go without one at all.
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123. Yeah, we need another bullet
for this
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124. so we can shoot everything.
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125. What now?
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126. Hell, you're right.
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127. It may be too late
to go hunting with my son,
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128. but it's not too late to start
something new with you boys.
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129. Let's go land us a buck.
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130. Now, you just let me know
when you see a deer, son.
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131. Whoa, whoa, it's Butt-Head.
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132. Yeah.
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133. Buck head?
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134. You see a buck's head?
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135. That bullet better be
around here somewhere,
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136. or I'm gonna kick Beavis' ass.
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137. Oh, oh, I see him.
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138. I see him right there
in that brush.
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139. Real scrawny fella.
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140. Uh...
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141. Whoa.
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142. You can see his wiener.
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143. They got tired of scoring.
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144. Oh, cool.
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145. I found the bullet.
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146. Guns are cool.
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147. Uh, I got the bullet
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148. and then, like,
some other bullet.
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149. Well, boys,
we didn't land a buck,
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150. but I think maybe we landed
something more important today.
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151. You know
I'm not the touchy-feely sort,
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152. but... well...
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153. Ugh, you boys smell
something fierce.
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154. And whatever it is,
it's gotten all over me.
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155. Is that deer urine—oh!
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156. Oh, Lord, no!
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157. Whoa, Mr. Anderson
is, like, scoring with a deer.
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158. - Oh, somebody!
- Whoa, yeah, deers are cool.
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159. Yeah.
- Good Lord almighty!
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160. Tap that ass.
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161. Yeah.
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162. Let's shoot
Mr. Anderson's truck.
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163. Chirp.
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