Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head 2x22

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Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head get a warehouse job at the world's biggest internet retail company. You know the one we mean.

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1. $5-worth on pump two, please.

2. There's no car at pump two.

3. What?

4. Oh, yeah, yeah.

5. Yeah, we forgot the car.

6. Uh, how'd we get here then?

7. Uh, I think we walked or something.

8. Oh, yeah.

9. It just shows to go you—

10. you wanna buy a gas, you gotta bring the car,

11. you know what I'm saying?

12. Well, let's go get the car.

13. Uh, wait a second. The car needs gas, Butt-Head.

14. Uh, oh, yeah.

15. Better go back to the gas station.

16. Hi, you guys have walked by six times.

17. Are you interested in a career at Amatron?

18. Uh, what?

19. We're opening a new Amatron fulfillment center

20. warehouse, right here in Highland,

21. and we're hiring warehouse associates.

22. Eh, I don't know.

23. It kind of sounds like a job.

24. The starting pay is $18 an hour.

25. This job's gonna take an hour?

26. Ah, forget it.

27. - Plus full benefits. - Whoa, benefits?

28. Beavis, did you hear that? She wants to give us benefits—

29. like, friends with benefits.

30. - Whoa. - A job with benefits?

31. That's like friends with benefits,

32. but we don't have to pretend to be someone's friend.

33. Yeah, we just have to pretend

34. to do a job.

35. Yeah.

36. We'll take it, ma'am.

37. Yeah, we could do the benefits

38. in the back seat of our car if you want.

39. Oh, wait a minute.

40. We forgot the car.

41. Welcome to our newest Amatron fulfillment center.

42. We use technology to make our workers

43. as productive as they can be.

44. That sucks.

45. Here's how it works.

46. This monitor shows that a customer ordered

47. a coffee maker.

48. One of our fully autonomous warehouse robots

49. will bring you the item. - Uh-huh.

50. So you take the item from the robot,

51. put it in the box,

52. and put it on the conveyor belt.

53. Any questions? - Uh,

54. do we get our benefits from the robots?

55. Yeah, that would be cool.

56. It's all advanced, yeah.

57. If you have questions about your compensation,

58. you can talk to our HR rep, Richard.

59. Um, we gotta get our benefits from that guy?

60. That sucks.

61. Oh, well.

62. I guess you gotta work your way up, you know,

63. starting at the bottom.

64. Entry-level.

65. Looks like only the boss gets to score with the robot.

66. The working man's blues.

67. Uh,

68. look at that long, thin thing on TV.

69. I think it's, like, a light bulb or something.

70. Whoa, look! Look at that.

71. Uh, oh, yeah,

72. cool.

73. It's, like, nacho cheese in a spray can.

74. Whoa.

75. This rules.

76. Oh, and look what's on this one.

77. That guy over there can keep his benefits.

78. This kicks ass.

79. More.

80. We're here at Amatron's incredible

81. warehouse of the future,

82. right here in Highland, Texas.

83. Tell us, how does it work?

84. Our inventory robots work by machine learning.

85. They bring inventory where it's needed

86. before anyone even knows they need it.

87. If a warehouse associate is,

88. say, shipping a lot of screwdrivers,

89. the robots will learn to bring him more screwdrivers.

90. If the associate is shipping more computers,

91. the robot will bring him more computers.

92. We don't like to say it's idiot-proof,

93. but let's just say we bet the whole company on it.

94. This is the life, Beavis.

95. Yeah.

96. We should've gotten jobs a long time ago.

97. Well, I'm almost full.

98. What do you say we eat a couple more cans,

99. score with that guy, and knock off for the day?

100. It sounds like a plan.

101. Uh,

102. what's that noise?

103. - Ah! - Ah, ow!

104. Butt-Head, help!

105. I can't reach the cheese.

106. Ah!

107. It really was the warehouse of the future.

108. The technology is amazing.

109. They have cheese in a can

110. and fire—very advanced.

111. What'll those dumbasses think of next?

112. Probably something

113. that sucks, yeah.

114. Chirp.