Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head 2x20

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Beavis and Butt-Head try acupuncture, and Beavis decides to spend the rest of his life with 50 needles in his face.

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1. Now, I've noticed recently that you guys have

2. had some trouble concentrating, mm-kay.

3. Um, what?

4. And believe me, I understand why.

5. The world is so full of injustices,

6. and worrying about them can cause your generation

7. a lot of stress.

8. Uh, huh?

9. What?

10. You know, I was hoping your parents would come

11. to this conference, but since they're not here,

12. it makes it easier for me to recommend

13. non-Western medicine.

14. Have you boys ever tried acupuncture?

15. It's the only thing that helped me with my vegan gout.

16. Now, don't worry.

17. This won't hurt a bit.

18. Uh, okay.

19. I'm going to put a small number of needles

20. in your skin— - Uh-huh.

21. To balance your body's energy.

22. - Okay. - And these needles will

23. make you feel relaxed and calm—

24. - Uh-huh. - With a general sense

25. of well-being. - That sounds like it sucks.

26. Okay.

27. I'm getting the first needle ready for insertion.

28. Insertion.

29. Now just hold still.

30. Here comes the first needle.

31. Hey, that's a needle!

32. Ahh!

33. Um, so when are you gonna put those needles in?

34. I did.

35. I put in about 50 needles.

36. Oh, so you did.

37. What do you know. Feels pretty good.

38. Very relaxed and calm and, like, some other stuff.

39. Yeah.

40. He tried to stab me!

41. I'll kick your ass! - Someone call the police!

42. Can you excuse me for a minute?

43. Stop choking me, you butthole!

44. Oh, my God!

45. - Ahh. - No!

46. It feels so good, I'm gonna go outside

47. and walk around and enjoy the day.

48. Me and my needles.

49. Oops.

50. Hey, Beavis.

51. You won't believe what that acupuncture butthole tried

52. to stick in my face.

53. I was gonna—

54. What was it? Sounds interesting.

55. What the hell is on your face, Beavis?

56. What do you mean?

57. It's full of needles.

58. Oh, you mean the needles.

59. Yeah.

60. Of course I'm talking about the needles, dumb-ass.

61. Oh yeah, they're just sitting in my face, I guess.

62. You know, it feels really nice.

63. It's like my energy is balanced or something.

64. What are we watching?

65. Damn it, Beavis.

66. Get those needles out of your face right now.

67. Oh, no, no.

68. No, why would I do that?

69. I've never felt better in my life.

70. Beavis, you weird son of a bitch.

71. I'm gonna kick your ass.

72. You know, Butt-Head, you might feel calmer

73. if you had some needles in your face.

74. Damn it, Beavis.

75. Ahh!

76. Ow.

77. Ahh, I sure do love my needles.

78. Yeah.

79. Hey, everyone. It's Doug.

80. I hope you're doing well.

81. In today's video, what I'm actually gonna be showing you

82. is the basic fry scream sound,

83. how it's made, how it's created.

84. Uh, ice cream sound?

85. Yeah, what's that?

86. Whoa. Did you hear that?

87. He just sang "Butt-Head sucks."

88. Uh...

89. he did?

90. damn it.

91. I'm gonna kill this guy.

92. Yeah, I've been saying "Butt-Head sucks"

93. for a long time, but, you know,

94. I never thought about, you know, singing it, you know?

95. Like, really belting it out, you know?

96. Beavis, I'm gonna belt your face out.

97. You know, I gotta hand it to this guy.

98. I don't sing it as good as he does, you know?

99. You know, I say just, you know, "Butt-Head sucks,"

100. Damn it, Beavis.

101. That's not even what he's saying.

102. He's saying, like, "a-vuv a sock"

103. or something.

104. No, no. That's just his Australian accent.

105. I think there's, like, a number-one song in Australia

106. called "Butt-Head sucks."

107. Damn it, Beavis. Shut up.

108. And I'll show you even close up.

109. Whoa.

110. What is that thing back there?

111. Looks like a nut sack or something.

112. Um, actually Butt-Head,

113. that's called your "uvulvia."

114. It's actually really useful 'cause, um—

115. 'cause it helps you go—

116. Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out.

117. So it's step two now.

118. We actually wanna create the fry sound.

119. And it's like this. Like—

120. Uh, he's trying to make a fry sound?

121. Like when you put the fries in the fryer

122. at Burger World?

123. Oh, yeah, yeah.

124. Yeah, you know what that sounds like?

125. It sounds like this:

126. Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna clobber you.

127. Remember the one time that customer came in?

128. He said, um, "I'll have the, uh"--

129. Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna kick your ass.

130. I-I'm not saying you suck, Butt-Head.

131. I'm just singing the song.

132. And, you know, the words to the song just happen to be—

133. Ahh!

134. Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna kick your ass.

135. Why would anyone wanna learn to talk like that, you know?

136. Uh...

137. I don't know.

138. I can do it longer than that.

139. Check this out.

140. Uh...

141. okay, Beavis. You win.

142. Uh... Beavis, you already did it longer than me.

143. You don't need to keep going.

144. Uh...

145. Damn it, Beavis. Stop.

146. I win.

147. Anyway, uh—

148. This guy should—

149. damn it, Beavis.

150. Cut it out.

151. You're gonna, like, suffocate or something.

152. That would be cool.

153. Are you ever gonna stop, Beavis?

154. Butt-Head—

155. Butt-Head-

156. I can't talk.

157. You look kinda, like, purple or something.

158. It looks cool.

159. I think my uvula fell off.

160. It's on the floor.

161. I think it rolled under the couch.

162. Cool.

163. Butt-Head—

164. I—I need to go to the hospital or something.

165. Uh...

166. no way, Beavis.

167. He warned you.

168. Butt-Head, Butt-Head.

169. Come closer. I gotta tell you something.

170. Uh, what?

171. No, closer. I can't talk very loud.

172. Is that as close as you can possibly get?

173. Uh, yes, Beavis.

174. Okay.

175. If I die,

176. there's something I want you to tell my mom.

177. Put your ear right next to my mouth so you can hear.

178. I want you to tell her...

179. Ahh! Ow!

180. Damn it, Beavis.

181. God damn it, Beavis.

182. Beautiful day, isn't it?

183. Ahh. Feeling good.

184. Damn it, Beavis. You're embarrassing me.

185. What's your problem?

186. You're right, Butt-Head. I do have a problem.

187. My problem is that I need more needles.

188. These are great.

189. This oughta do it, yeah.

190. Do you have a dressing room where I can try these on?

191. W-what?

192. No, I'll just try them on in the bathroom.

193. Yeah.

194. Yeah. This is gonna be cool.

195. I feel good today. Yeah.

196. I'm not even gonna look at you, Beavis.

197. Guess why.

198. I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction.

199. Check this out, Butt-Head.

200. I can play "Enter Sandman" on my face.

201. Look at this.

202. See that?

203. See?

204. I feel the best I've ever felt, Butt-Head.

205. But you know what's gonna make me feel even better?

206. Beavis, if you say "more needles,"

207. I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you.

208. Oh, no, no, no.

209. No, no. That would be silly. No.

210. No, I'm talking about spanking my monkey.

211. Yeah.

212. Make a great day even better. Yeah.

213. Okay. Just gonna sit down here.

214. Go ahead and pull down my pants.

215. It's not easy

216. 'cause my hands have all these needles.

217. It's tricky.

218. And here we go.

219. Ahh!

220. My schlong!

221. Ahhhh!

222. There's needles in my schlong!

223. Dahh!

224. Butt-Head! Butt-Head, help!

225. I-I mean, no, wait. Don't come in here.

226. - That kid is a dumb-ass. - No! No!

227. Chirp.